tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post2911653467134342374..comments2023-04-06T05:42:03.439-04:00Comments on Short and sweet: CondomsSolitairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09751415960885943414noreply@blogger.comBlogger162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-44856644515383080642008-09-25T07:53:00.000-04:002008-09-25T07:53:00.000-04:00Imagine this scenario...U hv gt guests ..u have no...Imagine this scenario...U hv gt guests ..u have nothing to offer them..the Big bang machine test has blown away everything..except you and yr guests..but guest is a guest is a guest is a guest !!<BR/><BR/> So u pour some water into the flavoured condoms..deep freeze it..and voila..u have flavoured kulfi to offer yr guests..!!!..<BR/><BR/>optinally u cd stuff minced meat..in them..and u get flavoured saugages...Joy deep Majumderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02799966144427238975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-67146245565315209542008-09-06T14:59:00.000-04:002008-09-06T14:59:00.000-04:00brilliant question ..!!! ur dis blog is awesum .. ...brilliant question ..!!! ur dis blog is awesum .. I didnt even knw it existed...!!Gypsy Couplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11358693785715317727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-64233162824308289322008-09-04T16:35:00.000-04:002008-09-04T16:35:00.000-04:00hey.. i am new to ur blog.. in fact i am here only...hey.. i am new to ur blog.. in fact i am here only because of the title u may say.. catchy though the title seemed the content was flashy (as in it flashed two or three tube lights inside my smoldering brain..)<BR/><BR/>well.. here is my take on the things..<BR/><BR/>one day i was shopping in the supermarket and the drug section had a box of condom packets of different brands (and yeah flavours) ready to be picked.. while i was deciding on whether to pick amrutanjan or vicks (cold making the decision process more time consuming).. this girl came in and started hastily seraching the box..(she looked under 16 to me.. and since she dint go for the santoor we can safely assume she is not more than 18 at any cost)<BR/><BR/>apparnently not finding what she was looking for she shouted to the boy there, 'bhaiyyaaaa.. isme chocolate flavour nahi hai kya?' (translation: boy.. u don't have chocolate flavour with u?)<BR/><BR/>the entire market seemed to pause for a second.. and seeing the eeekk look on a lady who was standing besides she shot back, 'what!!!' and the lady escaped the scene..<BR/><BR/>the boy she was shouting to sent a service girl over to her and the girl was as red as an apple..<BR/><BR/>our heroine seemed to have noticed none of these and continued, 'strawberry bhi nahi hai!!' (not even strawberry flavour!!!').. while our service girl stood there as if even looking in to the box of condoms is some kinda taboo the heroine took her mobile phone and i heard her whispering, 'rohit.. trust me! i am not going to hurt my throat with those dotted condom of urs anymore.. i want flavoured and smooth ones and i cant find it here.. get it from somewhere or forget about sticking ur stick in my throat..'<BR/><BR/>guess thats the idea behind these flavoured ones..Wannabe Deep Shitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094376530901564066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-60406439608133407942008-09-03T20:06:00.000-04:002008-09-03T20:06:00.000-04:00Ankur..**matke ki kulfiwuts that? Another kinda In...Ankur..<BR/><BR/>**matke ki kulfi<BR/><BR/>wuts that? Another kinda Indian condom? lol!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-65135529096393360042008-09-03T10:00:00.000-04:002008-09-03T10:00:00.000-04:00look how keshi talks abt the same thing, ice cream...look how keshi talks abt the same thing, ice cream, i dont think she knows abt matke ki kulfi!! :P<BR/>hehehAnkurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05970007324812108156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-83279840192846256942008-09-02T19:27:00.000-04:002008-09-02T19:27:00.000-04:00**How do flavored condoms help?prolly it's like ea...**How do flavored condoms help?<BR/><BR/><BR/>prolly it's like eating flavored ice-creams. urrrrrrrrrg I'm picturing that now!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-80137890182523087972008-09-02T05:56:00.000-04:002008-09-02T05:56:00.000-04:00**Can you imagine a condom melting in your mouth?!...**Can you imagine a condom melting in your mouth?!! Yuck**<BR/><BR/>LOL,Sol-Obviously,the ad doesn't mean to say'the whole thing melts',only the chocolatey part.hehe...but,I think these thoughts are becoming a bit gross now.The fireplace is a better place to comment on.:)AmitLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03181902547706267895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-13336388280663331562008-09-01T16:00:00.000-04:002008-09-01T16:00:00.000-04:00Hey ankur all this is in fun. Tujhe kuchh bura-bir...Hey ankur all this is in fun. Tujhe kuchh bura-bira lag raha hai toh bata dena. Apun sorry bol denga<BR/>(which is anagram of genda ;) )Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-38438638724426922782008-09-01T15:59:00.000-04:002008-09-01T15:59:00.000-04:00I would welcome a psychologist's views on that ver...I would welcome a psychologist's views on that very much.Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-28858401263008139312008-09-01T15:57:00.000-04:002008-09-01T15:57:00.000-04:00I only worte there what 'intuitive thought' I stro...I only worte there what 'intuitive thought' I strongly 'felt'.Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-66452017447383043742008-09-01T15:56:00.000-04:002008-09-01T15:56:00.000-04:00Hey sol, answered your comment on my blog. Could y...Hey sol, answered your comment on my blog. Could you pls expalin your comment.Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-8355062321520200112008-09-01T15:49:00.000-04:002008-09-01T15:49:00.000-04:00hey sol do let us know if you want us to shut up t...hey sol do let us know if you want us to shut up this nonsense ;)<BR/><BR/>meanwhile, ankur lets go on...:P <BR/><BR/>Sheesh ankur,in the hurry to come up with some taunt, you don't even try to see on whose side I am talking.<BR/><BR/>Sol called it a girly 'catfight'. I was just trying to clear our name and bring some masculine glory angle to us by calling our fight the fight of Lions. You don't wan't to be called a lion? Fine you are not. Happy?<BR/><BR/>Actually there were two 'Sher' titles available. But since you don't want one, I'll keep both ("Tum to mere achhe dost ho, par tum toh rasna nahin pi sakte" style)<BR/><BR/>Sher bhaley hi mooh nahin dhotey, lekin mere jaise "Double sher" (which I became thanks to you you are such a great friend!) mooh dhotey hain. If you don't beleive me, just watch that new "double sher" brand cooking oil ad featuring the two reality talent singing show winner dudes. They as per the ad, are double sher. Plus they are shown eating so much food. I am sure their family members who feature in that ad have taught them to wash their moouth. I am also sure they follow and use their training well, beacuse in the very next scene after the eating seen, they are seen standing in 'dude' postures with totally clean mouths.<BR/><BR/>And about you custom made 'sher-o-shayari' of yours, well thats the sign of us modern living beings. We use tissue paper, not water ;)<BR/><BR/>One day you too will evolve.<BR/><BR/>Over and out (that describes how you got bowled out in the last ball of this Over)Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-58256457457016908182008-09-01T15:07:00.000-04:002008-09-01T15:07:00.000-04:00@Stupidthe last thing... :P**By the way Lions too ...@Stupid<BR/><BR/>the last thing... :P<BR/><BR/>**By the way Lions too come under the banner "The Great Cats". <BR/><BR/>still they remain an animal and i m too happy to be.. just a human!!!<BR/><BR/>with all my senses (nose too!! lol ), offcourse i feel gr8 that god created me tat way!!! ;)<BR/><BR/>and also there is a famous kahawat... i think a lion shld listen to this... <BR/><BR/>"sher kabhi munh nahi dhote..."<BR/>i hope u remember this... .<BR/><BR/>and my version is ... "sher kabhi ....(censored)/woh bhi nahi dhote!!!" <BR/>ROFL!! <BR/><BR/>dirty n "animal"... as they are... <BR/><BR/>over n out!! ;)<BR/><BR/>Cheers!!!Ankurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05970007324812108156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-13752834071685183112008-09-01T10:58:00.000-04:002008-09-01T10:58:00.000-04:00Well, I haven't even tried the normal ones, so fra...Well, I haven't even tried the normal ones, so frankly I don't know :)<BR/><BR/>Imaginations?<BR/>That ladies could tell, what flavors they come in, I guess.Aneeshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12671001085513516306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-58774011031708554872008-09-01T09:14:00.000-04:002008-09-01T09:14:00.000-04:00nahi, monogamy doesn't mean no condoms, what if yo...nahi, monogamy doesn't mean no condoms, what if you're trying to avoid pregnancy?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-2097035695645853462008-09-01T08:45:00.000-04:002008-09-01T08:45:00.000-04:00@ankur,The lady was a health-buff. So she got very...@ankur,<BR/><BR/>The lady was a health-buff. So she got very cross and the husband had to sleep on the couch that night.<BR/><BR/>Cos strawberry flavoured rubber does not give vitamins, minerals, good fats etc that strawberry does.<BR/><BR/>Additionally it might actually give some carcinogens in ppm(who the heck knows what the put in for the flavour) as 'fringe benefits'.<BR/><BR/>(Heh heh I stated once again. The cat fights are fun. Had good entertainment answering your comments on Sturday morning. Was silently laughing and shaking (as a result) while typing. I had not taken it 'personally'. Just was setting the record straight. Putting in the last word, so to speak ;).<BR/><BR/>By the way Lions too come under the banner "The Great Cats".Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-85609577264855177482008-09-01T08:36:00.000-04:002008-09-01T08:36:00.000-04:00@Still thinking & DaydreamerThanks for the com...@Still thinking & Daydreamer<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the compliments :)Stupidosaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440677810342540223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-70740985969121154862008-09-01T08:02:00.000-04:002008-09-01T08:02:00.000-04:00for testing!!!!so u know if it will wrk bfr u real...for testing!!!!<BR/>so u know if it will wrk bfr u really do it....ehiahahahHeart'n'Soulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11101332896464912306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-43142919937830012582008-09-01T06:30:00.000-04:002008-09-01T06:30:00.000-04:00haa came back and read as i said i wud... sol yeh ...haa came back and read as i said i wud... sol yeh totally way too much info waala scenario ho gaya :P<BR/>but then better to be educated than ignorant :)<BR/>PS: me belongin to the "never been kissed" category, flavored or otherwise, condoms pe research ke din abhi bahutttt duur hain<BR/>PPS: the condom ringtone, someone mentioned is available for free download from www.condomcondom.orgIncorrigibleVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01484955354089378277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-24123142517398614042008-08-31T23:39:00.000-04:002008-08-31T23:39:00.000-04:00aha...they will kick me out of the office ..thinki...aha...they will kick me out of the office ..thinkin i am a playboy or something :(...no thnks i will pas on...lol..:)..<BR/><BR/>urs..hemu..Hemanth Potlurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13681669918061156315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-66140984356211781552008-08-31T16:07:00.000-04:002008-08-31T16:07:00.000-04:00@ ankur,Horror movie lagta hai!!@ ankur,<BR/><BR/>Horror movie lagta hai!!Solitairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09751415960885943414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-29410294190404120182008-08-31T16:06:00.001-04:002008-08-31T16:06:00.001-04:00@ Priya,Koi nahi! Answers padh le.@ Priya,<BR/><BR/>Koi nahi! Answers padh le.Solitairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09751415960885943414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-91950310417043396652008-08-31T16:06:00.000-04:002008-08-31T16:06:00.000-04:00@ Prakhar,Hahaha!! ok sorry!@ Prakhar,<BR/><BR/>Hahaha!! ok sorry!Solitairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09751415960885943414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-26915529716794600022008-08-31T16:05:00.000-04:002008-08-31T16:05:00.000-04:00@ Kris,True! Monogamy is the best! But sometimes, ...@ Kris,<BR/><BR/>True! Monogamy is the best! But sometimes, people might need to use condoms when there is a yeast infection or something...Solitairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09751415960885943414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086225470852796884.post-83223221025309149962008-08-31T16:04:00.000-04:002008-08-31T16:04:00.000-04:00@ Dreamcatcher,Haha! how about chhup chhup ke!?@ Dreamcatcher,<BR/><BR/>Haha! how about chhup chhup ke!?Solitairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09751415960885943414noreply@blogger.com