Short and sweet

The End

2008-11-01T18:13:00.001-04:00

your way

2008-10-27T02:18:00.000-04:00

If you could have it your way, what would it look like?

Vegetables?

2008-10-24T02:58:00.001-04:00

I heard from someone that looking for a bride is like shopping in a vegetable market. The earlier you go, the more variety and the fresher the stock is.

Comment.

Wedding Night

2008-10-21T18:17:00.002-04:00

What should one NOT say whatsoever to their spouse on their wedding night?

Question

2008-10-20T00:29:00.001-04:00

Why am I out of questions?

Anything?

2008-10-14T19:31:00.001-04:00

Since love is in the air with all that tags that have been floating around, here is today's question.

You would do anything for love but you won't do _______.

Question

2008-10-12T21:32:00.001-04:00

What is the one question that you have been dying to know the answer to but still not have managed to find out?

?

2008-10-10T01:26:00.001-04:00

What matters?

Name

2008-10-07T23:27:00.002-04:00

Some castes require the bride to change her first name after the wedding.

If you had to choose another name for yourself (mandatory), what would it be and why?

(Does not matter what your gender is!!)

Please pick an Indian name and an International name

shower

2008-10-06T08:34:00.000-04:00

When no hot water is available, would you rather have a cold shower, no shower, or a golden shower?

Animals

2008-10-02T00:00:00.000-04:00

Donkey shows, Piggy Banks, Doggy Styles....

What next?

Romeo-Juliet

2008-09-26T11:08:00.004-04:00

I changed the post.

Instructions to MEN: Write down a sureshot/cheesy/funny pick up line.

Instructions to WOMEN: Write down a sureshot/goofy/funny rejection line.

Make it interactive, short, and sweet!

Four Play

2008-09-22T21:43:00.005-04:00

Inspired by Dr. Pri and Stupidosaur, I bring forth a proposition to make a sweet story with short sentences. Here are the rules.

1) Each person can add only FOUR WORDS at one time.
2) You cannot post two consecutive comments.
3) Keep the story flowing. Begin where the person before you ended.
4) Make sure to add the correct punctuation if you are completing someone else's sentence.
5) Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment.
6) Any derogatory remarks/inappropriate statements will be promptly removed and will be replaced with my choice of words.

The final story will be published in WARM FUZZIES when an appropriate ending appears to emerge!

Remember, keep it short and sweet! Let's have some fun!

Bad Monday

2008-09-22T11:09:00.002-04:00

Had a very bad start to the week this morning. :(
You have two options, if you will.

1) Give me some cuss words to vent my frustration.
2) Give me some great tips to cheer up myself.

Donkey

2008-09-19T00:02:00.003-04:00

I had asked you to guess what a donkey show is. For those who did not google it, here is what wikipedia says...

"The actual donkey show may occur 4-5 times per night (on weekends) and depends on there being a sufficiently large audience in attendance. In preparation for a show, two waiters will collect the donkey, bring it on stage and turn the donkey on its back, holding its legs up vertically. The performer will begin by performing oral sex on the donkey. She will then straddle the donkey such that their genitalia are in contact and she will spend several minutes rubbing their organs together. Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer, often depending on how much money has been collected in tips from the patrons. These shows generally last from five to fifteen minutes."

Now go read everyone's answers again.

!!!!!

beauty and the beast

2008-09-15T14:07:00.000-04:00

Who/what in your mind is a perfect example of the beauty and the beast?

Grown-up

2008-09-13T03:08:00.002-04:00

Complete the following sentence.....

You know you are grown up when......

Hurricane

2008-09-11T10:56:00.002-04:00

The hurricane is going to hit Houston on Saturday!!

If you were to evacuate, what is the one thing that you would absolutely not forget to take with you in your car?

P.S 1. Talk only about things. Not people and pets!
P.S 2. Continue suggesting names for Vrij below!

Baby Girls

2008-09-10T16:45:00.001-04:00

This is a special post requested by a Vrij.

Its time for baby girl names with their meanings. :)

Thanks for all that great work with the boy names!

:(

2008-09-08T10:02:00.002-04:00

Too many things forcing me to be away from the internet right now.

Does absence make the heart grow fonder?

Name

2008-09-04T00:07:00.002-04:00

One of my Indian friends is having a baby boy. Any names that you might want to suggest?

The less complicated, the better. Please provide with the meaning of the name as well.

Thanks!!

Fireplace

2008-08-31T03:24:00.002-04:00

I did the best that I could WITHOUT having to spend a single dime.

Condoms

2008-08-29T10:25:00.001-04:00

I have always wondered....

How do flavored condoms help?

size

2008-08-25T22:23:00.000-04:00

Does size really matter?

Physical

2008-08-25T02:31:00.002-04:00

What is one physical attribute that your partner must absolutely have
AND
one that he/she should not have at all!?

P.S: Please don't say "looks don't matter".

Accessories

2008-08-21T23:55:00.004-04:00

I am fascinated with how the shape of the earring matches the shape of the hair curl!!!!

Heights of accessorizing or you seen worse?

Commercial

2008-08-20T02:28:00.001-04:00

If you had to come out with a product with your first name as the brand name, what product would you choose and what would be the punch line or slogan?

Gori-Desi

2008-08-18T00:14:00.001-04:00

I heard this at a club yesterday.

"Gori to bed. Desi to wed."

Comment.

name

2008-08-14T01:29:00.000-04:00

Let's have some fun with our names. Create a meaningful sentence using the letters of your name or nick. And if you are creative, do it for someone else too!

Apartment

2008-08-12T10:08:00.000-04:00

Hey folks! Am busy setting up my apartment so unable to respond to you or come around to your blogs. While I am at it, care to tell me

What do I do with a fireplace in a place like Houston where the temperatures always make you feel you are in an oven?

sugar and spice

2008-08-09T02:24:00.000-04:00

If you could have one food item symbolize your personality, what would it be and why?

Story Time

2008-08-07T17:10:00.003-04:00

Am dying for some brain activity that is not so taxing but yet challenging. For that I need your help!

Please post a 6 word sentence in the comment section.

Rules
1) Make it random
2) One sentence at a time
3) Limit your sentence to 6 words or LESS
4) Do not try and connect your statement to someone else's.
5) Please don't be gross or use foul language (includes anything personal against anyone in particular)

I want to see if I can come up with a story with everyone's sentences in them. :)
Thanks guys!

Disappeared

2008-08-05T16:22:00.002-04:00

Sorry made a disappearing act a few days ago.

Any funny and random guesses what I was upto?

Those who know, please only make hypothetical contributions!

Coloring

2008-07-31T04:22:00.003-04:00

For those of you who have seen Sex and the City (movie), you know that the girls refer to sex as "coloring" in the midst of children.

I want you guys and gals to tell me what code word would you use?

Use this format for your answer.

"How many times do you ______ each week?"

Reincarnation

2008-07-29T04:01:00.002-04:00

Suppose you believe in reincarnation.

What were you in your last birth? And what was the biggest mistake you committed in your last birth?

Loo

2008-07-27T23:27:00.001-04:00

Ankur wants to know what would you do if you entered the opposite gender's loo?????????

Food

2008-07-25T16:23:00.002-04:00

What is the weirdest food combination you have ever tried?

While you are at it, check out my latest food-related post on Warm Fuzzies.

Pappu

2008-07-23T00:09:00.001-04:00

Pappu can't dance saala!!

Who is PAPPU and why can't he dance?

Jeopardy III

2008-07-21T01:28:00.002-04:00

Last round of Jeopardy. Will be awarding people once this is over and once the award designer responds to me.

This time..

The Letter G.

Jeopardy II

2008-07-18T02:08:00.003-04:00

Great answers for the first one! Kudos! Hope you guys are getting the hang of it!

Bachelor

Jeopardy-I

2008-07-17T03:10:00.001-04:00

For instructions, please see side bar.
Make sure your comments are in the form of a question.

The Morning-After Pill.

Thought

2008-07-16T00:37:00.002-04:00

This cutie pie is my friend's 4-month-old son.

Any idea what he is thinking about?

P.S.: This was clicked when he was being given a bath!

Ladies and Gentlemen

2008-07-14T21:32:00.000-04:00

Rakesh wants to know why when beginning a speech, people do not start with "Gentle ladies and Gentle men" and instead say "Ladies and Gentlemen"?

psychic?

2008-07-13T03:13:00.000-04:00

If you went to a psychic who can predict your future, what is the one question you would definitely ask?

Pop the Champagne

2008-07-10T16:48:00.003-04:00

Hey folks!
Successfully defended my doctoral dissertation less than an hour ago!
This calls for a celebration!!!

Am all smiles today! :)

P.S.

PSYCHOBABBLE IS UP AND RUNNING!! CHECK IT OUT!

Adult Swim

2008-07-07T01:21:00.003-04:00

Why is that channel named adult SWIM?

For those who don't know..here is more information.
For those who knew but wanted to provide me with the wiki link.....thenga!

Ears

2008-07-05T00:41:00.001-04:00

This little girl has heard something and consequently, closed her ears.
What is she trying not to hear?
Get creative!

Shrink

2008-07-03T02:44:00.001-04:00

You have been mandated into counseling/therapy.

Who mandated you and what disorder do you have?

Bra-e

2008-07-02T03:14:00.001-04:00

If the plural of vertebra is vertebrae, why is the plural of zebra not zebrae?

Sriram wants to know your answers!

Date

2008-07-01T00:39:00.003-04:00

Nirmal is curious about why when a boy and girl go out and have fun, its called a DATE and not a week, month, or a year!?

Marriage (again)!

2008-06-29T23:00:00.001-04:00

What's the worst thing about being married?

Those who say its bliss..let's get realistic here. Everything has its best and its worst.
Those who are not married yet...just go ahead and tell us what you assume is the worst.

Shakti

2008-06-27T03:19:00.002-04:00

"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over."

-Shakti Kapoor (Bollywood villain)

3 words (again)

2008-06-26T01:16:00.000-04:00

Which three words should you NEVER say in bed with your partner?

Marriage

2008-06-25T01:11:00.001-04:00

They often say....

Marry a man who loves you more than you love him.

What do men and women have to say about this?

Bra

2008-06-23T18:40:00.002-04:00

Iceman has a very interesting question....

"Do female zebras wear a bra?"

cheater?

2008-06-20T01:08:00.000-04:00

Once a cheater, always a cheater?

Break-Up?

2008-06-18T14:01:00.003-04:00

Neeku has a tinkering thought.

"What is the one thing that you do not/would not regret saying during a break-up?"

Short and Sweet

2008-06-16T14:47:00.002-04:00

After Friday's "scary/funny" post, here is a "short and sweet" post to ward off the Monday/Tuesday Blues.

1. Write an adjective for yourself (only one word) that begins with an S.
2. Write an adjective for ONE blogger (that has already commented on this post) that begins with an S.

Keep it short and sweet!

13th

2008-06-13T00:54:00.006-04:00

It's Friday, the 13th!!!

Vote for the scariest picture amongst these three. Which face do you think would scare you if you awoke in the middle of the night to find it staring at you?

Secondly, give a caption to your voted picture!!!!

Thirdly, this is my celebration post...A CENTURY!!!

Worry

2008-06-12T15:30:00.002-04:00

You know how someone says, "Don't worry. Everything will be fine." when you are going nuts about something?

How do they know?

McDonald's

2008-06-11T00:00:00.001-04:00

Keshi wants to ask you...

What would you do if your guy/girl took you to McDonald's on the first date?

In Bed

2008-06-09T15:14:00.001-04:00

You are in bed with your significant other and blurt out your ex's name.

What next?

Shopping

2008-06-07T14:13:00.001-04:00

What are some things that a man/woman should never buy when shopping with the opposite sex?

3 words

2008-06-05T00:18:00.001-04:00

What three words will do wonders to your relationship?

P.S: Just because I love cheese, your response need not be cheesy!

Crunch Time

2008-06-05T00:17:00.001-04:00

I may be a bit slow on my responses to you guys until the weekend. EXAM STRESS continues until June 13th!

Keep the responses coming!

Grown

2008-06-04T00:41:00.004-04:00

Taken from a post in Ria's blog:

Silly question: You have grown so much! (when a relative sees you after a long time)
Silly answer: You have not particularly shrunk yourself!

What would you say when a relative says to you,
"Arey tu toh kitni/kitna badi/bada ho gaya hai!"

Start to Finish

2008-06-03T01:20:00.001-04:00

Inspired by Princess Mia, here is today's question..
Complete the following sentence by filling in the blanks..

I would never ________ before, during, or after _________.

Internet

2008-06-02T00:13:00.002-04:00

Vrij lost a bet with his wife and was unable to stay away from the internet for a week.

If YOU found out today that the world wide web is going to vanish from the earth forever and ever in the next 10 minutes, what would be the one thing that you will absolutely want to do on it before your painful separation?

Why?

2008-06-01T00:17:00.002-04:00

G-man has a burning question for all of you.

The question is...

WHY?

My version: "Aakhir Kyon?"

P.S: Drinks are still on on the bottom floor. Look below.

Saturday!

2008-05-31T01:57:00.004-04:00

Don't Drive....
Drink!

Go ahead! Offer a drink to a blogger friend here.

And make sure to make a special toast to make it a special weekend.

While you are at it, check out two new posts.
Tagged by the INGs
and
Today

Software

2008-05-30T01:26:00.002-04:00

What did the software engineer say to a beautiful girl that he just met and wants to woo?

Movie Time!

2008-05-29T00:06:00.003-04:00

Pavi asks....If you could make an autobiographical movie about yourself, which actor/actress would you want to play your character?

I ask....What would you name that movie?

Allergy!!

2008-05-28T01:55:00.004-04:00

I developed a severe allergic reaction today and broke out into hives. What do you think caused it?

Adam/Eve

2008-05-27T01:02:00.003-04:00

A little controversial.

If Adam and Eve were the only humans, all their children were siblings. So how did their children procreate?

Animal?

2008-05-25T20:39:00.003-04:00

Its a two-part question.

Which animal are you convinced that you most resemble in personality?

Which animal are people convinced that you most resemble in looks? (Now be honest!!)

FYI: I am a mouse because I am addicted to cheese and my friends say I look like a rabbit!

Nothing

2008-05-24T00:28:00.000-04:00

This comes from Swati.

"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him."

Apple

2008-05-22T23:00:00.003-04:00

This weekend's question comes from Ceedy (the one who gave splendid comments/hints in our pulling and praying question two posts below).

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
What happens if we marry a doctor?

Pull and Pray

2008-05-22T18:14:00.001-04:00

Here it is!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pull+and+pray

Coming up!

2008-05-22T12:56:00.004-04:00

An accurate interpretation of "Pull and Pray" at 6 pm EST!

Meanwhile continue to brainstorm below! LOL!

Religious?

2008-05-21T19:36:00.002-04:00

Pull and Pray.

What say? Anyone?

Movie

2008-05-20T04:43:00.002-04:00

What would be your title of a new movie made by Karan Johar starring SRK, Salman Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, and Aishwarya Rai as the leading stars?

* Who wins who in the end?

Clothes

2008-05-19T01:35:00.003-04:00

This week's guest question comes from Ankur (the birthday boy on Saturday!)

"Why do we wear clothes?"

Matrimonial Ad

2008-05-15T20:21:00.006-04:00

Here's another "fill in the blanks" game.
This time it's matrimonial ads!!

Wanted a (adjective), (adjective), and (adjective) (opposite gender) for a (adjective), (adjective), and (adjective) (your gender).

(Your gender) is (educational qualifications) and earns (salary) per month. Comes from a very (adjective) family. Father is a (profession) and mother is a (profession).

(Your gender's) hobbies include (hobby) and (hobby). Would prefer someone who is (write whatever you want).

Make it as funny as you can!!!! The list will be compiled and put up on Warm Fuzzies on SUNDAY NIGHT EST!! Go berserk!

Your Turn!

2008-05-15T20:16:00.003-04:00

Anyone have a unique question, a burning question, a quest that cannot be ignored, a thirst that needs to be fulfilled?

Put in your question in the comments section and be my guest blogger!! I will put up one question every week from one of our Spicy and Sweet family members!

Note: Questions in the comments section won't be published in order to maintain novelty!

Freedom

2008-05-14T00:00:00.001-04:00

The first two lines of my favorite song

"there is freedom within...
there is freedom without..."

Put your naughty caps on and tell me what they could be singing about!

13

2008-05-13T01:44:00.001-04:00

It's not Friday the 13th but what the heck!

Cheesy

2008-05-09T14:36:00.001-04:00

The most corny, cheesy, cliche, common, irritating one-liner dialogue often heard in movies.

(Answer it or else..Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaaoongi!)

Name

2008-05-08T00:53:00.000-04:00

If you could rename this blog, what would it be?

Awakened

2008-05-07T00:03:00.001-04:00

You get woken up by a friend's phone call at 1 am. She/he says, "Hey! Were you sleeping?"

You say...................

Multiple Personality

2008-05-06T01:13:00.001-04:00

I once had multiple personality disorder but now we are doing fine.
What about you?

Eternal Life

2008-05-04T18:18:00.002-04:00

I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

-Miss Alabama, 1994

Smile

2008-05-03T02:36:00.000-04:00

What is something that will always make the opposite gender smile when you say it?

Books

2008-05-01T11:34:00.001-04:00

"One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are fantastic pictures"

-George Bush

Fly

2008-04-30T03:16:00.000-04:00

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Superman

2008-04-28T22:44:00.003-04:00

Why does Superman wear his underpants on the outside?

Archeologist Husband

2008-04-27T14:02:00.000-04:00

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-Agatha Christie

Marriageable?

2008-04-26T11:19:00.001-04:00

"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen in girls and around thirty-seven in men"

-Aristotle

Obituaries

2008-04-24T19:35:00.002-04:00

If you could read someone's obituary with great pleasure, who would it be?

2:45 am

2008-04-23T15:15:00.002-04:00

You went to bed at 12:00 am, heard a loud thud at 2:45 am, and woke up with a start.
What do you see?

Compliments Galore

2008-04-21T14:25:00.003-04:00

It's that time to be nice to yourself and one other person to spread the joy.

1. Write a compliment for yourself.
2. Write a compliment for another blogger.