Donkey shows, Piggy Banks, Doggy Styles....
What next?
October 2, 2008
September 26, 2008
Romeo-Juliet
I changed the post.
Instructions to MEN: Write down a sureshot/cheesy/funny pick up line.
Instructions to WOMEN: Write down a sureshot/goofy/funny rejection line.
Make it interactive, short, and sweet!
Instructions to MEN: Write down a sureshot/cheesy/funny pick up line.
Instructions to WOMEN: Write down a sureshot/goofy/funny rejection line.
Make it interactive, short, and sweet!
September 22, 2008
Four Play
Inspired by Dr. Pri and Stupidosaur, I bring forth a proposition to make a sweet story with short sentences. Here are the rules.
1) Each person can add only FOUR WORDS at one time.
2) You cannot post two consecutive comments.
3) Keep the story flowing. Begin where the person before you ended.
4) Make sure to add the correct punctuation if you are completing someone else's sentence.
5) Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment.
6) Any derogatory remarks/inappropriate statements will be promptly removed and will be replaced with my choice of words.
The final story will be published in WARM FUZZIES when an appropriate ending appears to emerge!
Remember, keep it short and sweet! Let's have some fun!
1) Each person can add only FOUR WORDS at one time.
2) You cannot post two consecutive comments.
3) Keep the story flowing. Begin where the person before you ended.
4) Make sure to add the correct punctuation if you are completing someone else's sentence.
5) Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment.
6) Any derogatory remarks/inappropriate statements will be promptly removed and will be replaced with my choice of words.
The final story will be published in WARM FUZZIES when an appropriate ending appears to emerge!
Remember, keep it short and sweet! Let's have some fun!
Bad Monday
Had a very bad start to the week this morning. :(
You have two options, if you will.
1) Give me some cuss words to vent my frustration.
2) Give me some great tips to cheer up myself.
You have two options, if you will.
1) Give me some cuss words to vent my frustration.
2) Give me some great tips to cheer up myself.
September 19, 2008
Donkey
I had asked you to guess what a donkey show is. For those who did not google it, here is what wikipedia says...
"The actual donkey show may occur 4-5 times per night (on weekends) and depends on there being a sufficiently large audience in attendance. In preparation for a show, two waiters will collect the donkey, bring it on stage and turn the donkey on its back, holding its legs up vertically. The performer will begin by performing oral sex on the donkey. She will then straddle the donkey such that their genitalia are in contact and she will spend several minutes rubbing their organs together. Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer, often depending on how much money has been collected in tips from the patrons. These shows generally last from five to fifteen minutes."
Now go read everyone's answers again.
!!!!!
"The actual donkey show may occur 4-5 times per night (on weekends) and depends on there being a sufficiently large audience in attendance. In preparation for a show, two waiters will collect the donkey, bring it on stage and turn the donkey on its back, holding its legs up vertically. The performer will begin by performing oral sex on the donkey. She will then straddle the donkey such that their genitalia are in contact and she will spend several minutes rubbing their organs together. Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer, often depending on how much money has been collected in tips from the patrons. These shows generally last from five to fifteen minutes."
Now go read everyone's answers again.
!!!!!
September 15, 2008
September 13, 2008
September 11, 2008
Hurricane
The hurricane is going to hit Houston on Saturday!!
If you were to evacuate, what is the one thing that you would absolutely not forget to take with you in your car?
P.S 1. Talk only about things. Not people and pets!
P.S 2. Continue suggesting names for Vrij below!
If you were to evacuate, what is the one thing that you would absolutely not forget to take with you in your car?
P.S 1. Talk only about things. Not people and pets!
P.S 2. Continue suggesting names for Vrij below!
September 10, 2008
Baby Girls
This is a special post requested by a Vrij.
Its time for baby girl names with their meanings. :)
Thanks for all that great work with the boy names!
Its time for baby girl names with their meanings. :)
Thanks for all that great work with the boy names!
September 8, 2008
:(
Too many things forcing me to be away from the internet right now.
Does absence make the heart grow fonder?
Does absence make the heart grow fonder?
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