1. All quota supporting politicians (like Arjun singh) 2. All corrupt politicians, especially those who create unnecessarily expensive projects to make money on commission. 3. All non-politicians who think that corruption is inescapable so lets keep bribing or keep asking for it. 4. All those train TTE's who expect money to transfer legitimate berths to wait listed people at night. 5. All those passengers who go around offering high denomination notes to TTE's for illegitimately transferring train berths to them at night. 6. All autowallas who try to suck the blood out of commuters 7. All mechanics, electricians, plumbers etc type of skilled workers who take advantage of people's lack of understanding of the work and overcharge.
Why can't all of us just start doing things the right way, the fair way, without looking for an undeserved advantage?! I feel alone when I am the only one not breaking the traffic light on a Noida signal while half the world is rushing past me. I try to hit into vehicles who cross my way while their signal is red and mine is green! I fear someday I'll kill myself. And then my obituary may read -
"Here lies the man who could never show to the world that a non-corrupt system will be so beautiful to live in."
(i converted your "short and sweet" into "long and sour" :) )
I'm afraid I wont be able to read anyone's obituary w.o choking tears. There wont be any pleasure involved in it either Sol.
btw my blog is my obituary...and it shall be read with pleasure cos it includes my life stories and I wont be there to cry when it becomes an obituary. :)
I'd like to read about the good someone did with their time here... no one in particular since death is sucky mcducky...
But, assuming it was someone random in the obits who lived a wonderful, long life and did lots of good, I think it would be cool to read and celebrate that person.
I'd like to read about the good someone did with their time here... no one in particular since death is sucky mcducky...
But, assuming it was someone random in the obits who lived a wonderful, long life and did lots of good, I think it would be cool to read and celebrate that person.
Wow!! You are quite bitter. I don't blame you. The state in India is quite pitiful. You sound a lot like the hero in a Hindi movie that is all set to set things right. Unfortunately, we citizens cannot be as successful as those damn heroes.
** But you cannot think of a funny or witty answer either?
lol I got so drama-ish with my first ans, sorry. Ok here is a funny one:
I'd read the obituary of any Suicide Terrorist with GREAT pleasure. This is what I'd say:
He was a F#cker, someone who F#cked up innocent lives and died F#cking himself. He shall remain a beautiful F#cker in his F#cked up memory. F#ck in peace!
Sol pardon me for my language...I cudnt help it. :)
Waiting for the day,when i could turn out as a Ghost who walks and have a good laugh reading thru the obituary..laugh because who write a good one on me, would be writing a yarn and because I know what I am in my real life,,,it would be a perfect reel TC CU
aah...i'd wished for my fish to die cuz i was bored of him...but onli once!i got UNbored the next dayy itself... but another thing to wonder would be if my fishie would infact get listed in the obituary...hmmm...
1. Adam... na usne wooh fruit khaya hota na Godji gussa hote .. aur hum aram se swarag mein masti maar rahe hote...
2. Newtonji jinke karan engg. huee. Kudh tu mar gaye hume maar gaye. Bhagwan jaane use apple dekh hein kyon yaad aaye.. roj sabere jab karta tha tab kya akal ghaas charne gaye thi...
66 comments:
None!
No One's. I SWEAR im not lying!I'm just not like tht.
Sorry for bein boring!
1. All quota supporting politicians (like Arjun singh)
2. All corrupt politicians, especially those who create unnecessarily expensive projects to make money on commission.
3. All non-politicians who think that corruption is inescapable so lets keep bribing or keep asking for it.
4. All those train TTE's who expect money to transfer legitimate berths to wait listed people at night.
5. All those passengers who go around offering high denomination notes to TTE's for illegitimately transferring train berths to them at night.
6. All autowallas who try to suck the blood out of commuters
7. All mechanics, electricians, plumbers etc type of skilled workers who take advantage of people's lack of understanding of the work and overcharge.
Why can't all of us just start doing things the right way, the fair way, without looking for an undeserved advantage?! I feel alone when I am the only one not breaking the traffic light on a Noida signal while half the world is rushing past me. I try to hit into vehicles who cross my way while their signal is red and mine is green! I fear someday I'll kill myself. And then my obituary may read -
"Here lies the man who could never show to the world that a non-corrupt system will be so beautiful to live in."
(i converted your "short and sweet" into "long and sour" :) )
I'm afraid I wont be able to read anyone's obituary w.o choking tears. There wont be any pleasure involved in it either Sol.
btw my blog is my obituary...and it shall be read with pleasure cos it includes my life stories and I wont be there to cry when it becomes an obituary. :)
Keshi.
Osama Bin Laden!
...na na i wont do tat......hehe
Naah! no one....
mine!
president bush and his dad.
None, actually! I'd probably be indifferent to a few, but never pleasure
Mine - I am a perfectionist even there - will make sure to type it in read it with pleasure and give it to someone to publish it....
you come with a whimper but go with a bang :)
Osama Bin Laden
indifferent, maybe. happy? no... people i dislike aren't that important to me.
I'd like to read about the good someone did with their time here... no one in particular since death is sucky mcducky...
But, assuming it was someone random in the obits who lived a wonderful, long life and did lots of good, I think it would be cool to read and celebrate that person.
I'd like to read about the good someone did with their time here... no one in particular since death is sucky mcducky...
But, assuming it was someone random in the obits who lived a wonderful, long life and did lots of good, I think it would be cool to read and celebrate that person.
i lose all humor wen it comes to somethin as grim as tat so ya none! i loved keshis comment.
Nobody.
My Own..!!!
@ Sutta,
Why not?
@ Pavi,
Really? Cannot think of anyone??
@ Crimson,
Wow!! You are quite bitter. I don't blame you. The state in India is quite pitiful. You sound a lot like the hero in a Hindi movie that is all set to set things right. Unfortunately, we citizens cannot be as successful as those damn heroes.
@ Alok,
Not even Angelina Jolie's husband?
@ Keshi,
Awww..I understand what you are saying. But you cannot think of a funny or witty answer either?
@ Veens,
Why Veens? What has he done to you?
@ Nirmal,
Why not?
@ Neeku,
Hmmmmm....everyone's taking this question so seriously!
@ Iceman,
How come? Would it be a false one or would you be a ghost?
@ ghost particle,
OMG!! If they get assassinated, they might come looking for you for having made that statement!! Now what do you have against them?
@ Gayatri,
Interesting.
@ Ceedy,
Sounds like a good plan!!
@ Carolinagal,
Second person to say that!
@ Rayshma,
Wow. How I wish I could be like you.
@ Am in trance,
How and why?
@ Catscratch,
Nice way of looking at it!
@ Elusive,
Come on...really!?
I second Crimson Feet!! yes i definitely do.
** But you cannot think of a funny or witty answer either?
lol I got so drama-ish with my first ans, sorry. Ok here is a funny one:
I'd read the obituary of any Suicide Terrorist with GREAT pleasure. This is what I'd say:
He was a F#cker, someone who F#cked up innocent lives and died F#cking himself. He shall remain a beautiful F#cker in his F#cked up memory. F#ck in peace!
Sol pardon me for my language...I cudnt help it. :)
Keshi.
and since u hv lovely hair Sol, come n give me some tips b4 tmrow ;-)
Keshi.
mine...
TRUST ME ITS YOURS.. I WILL THROW A BIG TIME TREAT ... MAY BE ON HOUSE...
Waiting for the day,when i could turn out as a Ghost who walks and have a good laugh reading thru the obituary..laugh because who write a good one on me, would be writing a yarn and because I know what I am in my real life,,,it would be a perfect reel
TC
CU
oh yess i have a friend (read enemy) - and i have no issues givin out her name here -Namita Kamath! it'd be MY pleasure :D
my parents
@ samby,
:o0
well if u ask for a anser then do accept it...
@ elusive,
oh oh so much hatred!
@ compassion,
:(
Hope your life gets better.
@ keshi,
good language, :)
did u check my latest post on warm fuzzies??
bubbles,
you would have to become a ghost for that...
@ clouds,
wanna add anything to that long list?
@ anonymous,
that day is very far away though. hope you are alive till then. so glad someone wants to celebrate that i existed and lived a great life. :)
like how many people (in thousands) can i put over here?
aah...i'd wished for my fish to die cuz i was bored of him...but onli once!i got UNbored the next dayy itself...
but another thing to wonder would be if my fishie would infact get listed in the obituary...hmmm...
btw...i can't read calm frenzies anymore!!boo hoo!
1. Adam... na usne wooh fruit khaya hota na Godji gussa hote .. aur hum aram se swarag mein masti maar rahe hote...
2. Newtonji jinke karan engg. huee. Kudh tu mar gaye hume maar gaye. Bhagwan jaane use apple dekh hein kyon yaad aaye.. roj sabere jab karta tha tab kya akal ghaas charne gaye thi...
@ G man,
Be my guest! Have you made a list already?
@ alisha,
Sorry!! Calm Frenzies is bandh for now. Will open it up for everyone when I return to blogosphere.
About the fish, I am wondering if there is any magazine where people get obituaries of their pets printed?
@ Nitin,
OMGGGGGGGGG! That statement about Newton is soooooooooooo funny!! Seems like all engg students are pissed huh??
drat! now i have to actually make a list?!? lols, here's the top 5 :)
1. salim paul (our staff advisor)
2. c k baby (our principal)
3. arjun singh
4. me
5. most of the other ppl in the world (except achu and the people she doesn't want dead)
yea, i'm a bad guy :|
"mine" would be gr8 to read.....
@ Satish,
Don't understand what is so pleasurable about that!?
@ G-Man,
Welcome to my blog bad man. You will find many who think like you here.
i dont wanna read any orbituary
i hate anything depressing!
i commented here!! dint you get it?!
duh! both of them just about screwed the whole world...
wouldn't it b nice n funny if u read ur own obituary and curse the person who gave it to the newspaper?
it would have to be my own :)
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