May 9, 2008

Cheesy

The most corny, cheesy, cliche, common, irritating one-liner dialogue often heard in movies.

(Answer it or else..Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaaoongi!)

94 comments:

Hiren said...

wow ... this post of yours will surely get the highest number of comments you must have rcvd so far ...

btw one doubt ... only hindi movies ?? or english & guajarati ones too :-)

heres my first and subdued contribution - "Nahiiinnnnn (hema malini's voice suits the best for this dailogue ... )"

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Gujju movies??????? YIKES! I don't think I even know any dialogues from there. I can only picture the heroine wearing ghaghra choli and running around in the field going to meet her boyfriend in the khet, who incidently is on a bullock cart!!

Any language is fine..!!

rahul said...

mein tumhare bache ki maa banane wali hoon :P !!!

kutttee mein tera khoon pe jaoonga!!!


Baghwan ke liye mujhe chood do !!!

Ghost Particle said...

I Love You.

the most puke inducing lines in a movie coz everything is fake.

oh that and "cheeseburger and fries"

Anonymous said...

not in movies, but before them:

cast turnes up at a mildly popular tv show and promotes their garbage at the end.

soo not cool, that is.

Ashish said...

1) Tumhe is bacche ko apnaa naam denaa hi hoga

2) Maa, Mai aagaya Maa

3) Kanoon k hath bahot lambe hote hai

Most cliched 2

1) Dhishoom
2) Bhishoom

Hiren said...

:) not that i have seen any gujju movies (except for one where we friends gathered and saw one and laughed our guts out)... but just occured to me ... what wud be the gujju cliches :) figure this "Kutraa ... hoon taaru loi pee jais" :)

Addendum -

"Kaun hai wahan??"

"agar apne biwi / bacche / maa / baap / bhai / behen etc etc ko jindaa dekhna chahte ho toh .."

"Objection My Lord .."

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

Did you act in the hindi version of "Junior"?

Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do..hahahah!! You like the female dialogues a lot!

Me-too said...

"Arey Puja(or whatever the name is) tum?"

Keshi said...

Hindi? Well I dunno Hindi so I cant really ans this one :(

ok mebbe

'pyaar hota hai'


lol! sometimes too much pyaar pisses me off.

Keshi.

carolinagal said...

Here is one that I remember from Dharmenda

"Kuttttteee"!!!!

will come back with more later :)

Nirmal's Blog said...

"jabse maine tujhe dekha mere bhook aur neend udd gayi bhai"...


visit a doctor mate..lol

Ankur said...

"I Love You!!!"
or
"Main tumse bahut pyar karta hoon"

both are cliche... they must find a new way to express love ;)
:D

hehe

Cheers!!!

carolinagal said...

Maa, mei aa gaya hoon!! (sorry I am bad at writing hindi in english)

D said...

"Main tumhare bachchey ki maa banney wali hoon"

"Mubarak ho, aap maa banney wali hain"

g-man said...

main tujhe tukde tudke kar doonga!

humbl devil said...

maine aapko kahin dekha hai!!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

"bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do"...

devdasis are banned right....

SambY said...

Mai tumhare bina jee nahi sakta

Ria said...

"Kya bakte ho?" the most common dialogue used by the villian. :) I wanted to say Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do but Sol has already mentioned tht!! :D

Deepali said...

mein tumhare bachhe ki ma banne wali hoon is first obviously.

bhagwan se darr is another

there is another one that also comes to mind but i dont remember it verbatim and i think it is in a lot of movies but not said in the same way - mera beta bada ho kar apne pita ka badla zaroor lega

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

But people say that to each other in real life too!!

Solitaire said...

@ Me-too,

Hahaha!!! Puja truly is from an SRK movie. Ughh!

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

Something like, "this is something different"?

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

hahahahahahahhahaha!!

Maa dialogue surely is from Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham..yuckkkkk! I am going to puke.

Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai..yikes!! I dont hear these dialogues these days.

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

LOL at the gujju translation. Its soooooooooooooo funny!! Kutraaaaa..hahahahahahah!!

I don't like these kanoon dialogues. They seem so artificial in the corrupt system.

Nirmal's Blog said...

" maa ka doodh piya hai toh bahar aa"..

ha ha if his mom was figure consious then he wont cum out..

Nitin said...
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Sweetstickychewy said...

Ok i am not sure about this one.

But if u are talking hindi that i am not at all well versed with.

The only thing that pops in my mind is.

'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai'

hehehehe!

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

my all fav...

"kutte... maan ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa!!"

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

one more... a nirupa roy classic

"beta.. haath muh dho le.. aaj maine tere liye kheer banayi hai"

aaah... maa ke haath ki kheeer!!!

Neeku said...

@ Rahul: haha... me was thinking about the same dialog .. you just read my mind and commented first :P

@ Solitaire: Rahul ae kai deedhu :)

Neeku said...

Ooops I the refrence in comment was for Rahul in city of dreams one!

Just an FYI !

AmitL said...

Hi,solitaire-besides the kutte and the doodh pee jaaoonga,how about:
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Everyone utters this sometime or the other:
"Kyaaa?"
(Go into dead faint/look stunned/drop phone receiver)
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"Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do"(Fav. dialogue of Iftikhar and other police 'afsars')
---
"Maine tere liye gaajar ka halwa banaaya hai"
(The Maa of the film)
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"Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti"
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If you want to read about person-al cliche dialogues, read my next post.hehe.

Eg.Prem Chopra:
- Nanga nahaayega kya,nichodega kya?
- Gayi Bhains paani mein
-Gaay poonch uthayegi to gaana nahin gaayegi - gobar hi karegi!
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Cheers!That left me in a good mood,this first working day of the week!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Too much pyar IS the motto of bollywood. Can you think of any in English movies?

Solitaire said...

@ Carolinagal,

Yahhhh...kutte while huffing and puffing...so dharmendra like!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Pura ulta sulta ho gaya..and bhaiiiii at the end???????

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Bappi Lahiri did a few years ago! Remember...you are my chicken fry, you are my fish fry...!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Carolinagal,

That's perfect!! Do any women in the movies say that too, I am thinking....

Nirmal's Blog said...

he he tat was "hai"...lol

SwAtI said...

LOL!!

I can see that the best answers are already here.. ;)
"main tera khoon pee jaoonga" is certainly top on the list..

I find most romantic dialogues pretty irritating.. The likes of
"Jab se tumhe dekha hai..mera raaton ki neend aur din ka chain ud gaya hai"
And "Kuch Kuch hota hai..tum nahi samjhoge" Urgghhhhh...I happnd to watch this one today itself while surfing channels..

Keshi said...

English, well yes..

"You complete me"


urrrrrrrrrrrrg! WTF is that!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Another one

"baby u know I luuurve ya'


*rolling eyes*

Keshi.

Iceman said...

Main tere bachhe ka baap bann ne waala hoon...

Ghar pe maa-behan/baap-bhai nahi hai kya...

Hey bhagwaan! Mujhe is din dikhane ke liye zindaaa kyon rakhaa...(Must have seen himself/herself naked on the mirror... for sure...)

Iceman said...

or one from the gujju movies...


hey bhagwaan thaari mayay.. khaalana char paaya... @#$%&*!(censored!)

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Hahah!! I can picture the doc saying the first dialog to the shocked girl and then the girl saying the second dialog to her boyfriend.

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

hahah! You forgot to add.."aur kutto ko khila doonga"!

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Pause maar maar ke...haha!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

"Lekin main toh bhagwaan mein maanta hi nahi!!"

Solitaire said...

@ Samby,

Toh abhi tak kaise jee rahe the?

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

This "kya bakte ho" has me in splits everytime I read it!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

"pyaar andha hota hai"..

handicap????

Nirmal's Blog said...

"tumhare pass waqt bahut kam hai".....

back home..

"waqt hi toh nahi hai mere pass"..


i have got many...lelo..100rs per 5 mins..lols

Solitaire said...

@ Deepali,

Hahah..pita ka badla..
I can picture a blind nirupa roy (newly widowed) holding a baby boy and saying that!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

The dialog is funny but figure conscious? Kuch samjha nahi!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Godji confused..haha so funny!! They should use that concept in a comedy movie.

(Rohit, are you listening?)

Nitin, Rohit is a budding filmmaker who also blogs..in case you did not know!! Maybe he will find all these dialogs useful.

Solitaire said...

@ Sweetstickychewy,

Bingo! That is not only a name of a movie but also a much used dialog by new lovers in movies!! I am impressed!

gunj said...

main tumse kuch kehna chahta hun:P

Sweetstickychewy said...

OH MY goodness! I can't believe i nailed it! Thanks Solitaire. IT was seriously a wild guess and me being cheeky. I don't know hindi. Occasionally watch hindi movies with english substitles following.:D But i did notice. the words kuch or hota hai reflecting in many movies titles.

And that movie i put on ...I remembered loving it! hehe!

Thank YOU Solitaire!:D

Woo hOo Hee!:D

g-man said...

whoopsie...maybe i should watch more hindi movies :)

TROJAN SPIRIT said...

Do show your sense of humour at my blog too !!!!!!!

We r some what identical !!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

ok sol this is cheap explainig u this....
some modern mom feels that breast feeding tampers their breast size and shape...so they dont usually do tat...

now got the link..lolss

RADhika said...

"beta, maine tere liye gajar ka halwa banaya hai..."
or
"nahiiiiiiiiii..........aisa nahi ho sakta..........!!!"

i think this one is irritating "ma, mai aa gaya maaaaaaaaaa.... "

Pavi!!!! said...

I hvn't come across this dialog..but my blogger friend says it is one of the most used ;-)

mard ka baccha hai toh bahar aa



PS: yet laughing at the dialog !!!

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

That maa ka doodh dialog is common but the kutte in front of it makes it soooo funny!!

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

If the maa had not made kheer then was the son not supposed to wash his haath muh...

Crazy dialog writers!

SambY said...

abhi tak tumhe dekh dekh ke man bahr raha tha...:P

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Think of something else!!!
There are some in my mind which people have not said yet!

Solitaire said...

@ amitL,

Hahaha!! You seem to have a bhandar!! I did read your Prem Chopra post. :)

Solitaire said...

@ Swati,

Agar kuch kuch hota hai toh hum kyon nahi samjhenge bhai?? Cos you cannot explain what kuch kuch means!! does it feel like a spider is crawling on you or like an icecube slid down your back or like someone threw a paper rocket into your eye?!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

No I did not know that you loved me and I did not know that I was a part of a jigsaw puzzle and you the puzzle for me to complete you!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Gujju movies??????? You watch them?!!!!!!!!

What is that dialogue that is censored!? I must know!

Main tere bacche ka baap banne waala hoon!!? Hahahah!! I wonder which guy says that!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

HAHAHAH!! Straight out of a dying SRK movie..ughh!! Die fast. I wish you had even lesser waqt and that you would drop dead instantly. Oooh! I love Kal Ho Na Ho for that.

Solitaire said...

@ Gunj,

And imagine they even made it a movie title!

"Mujhe kuch kehna hai"

Solitaire said...

@ Samby,

Toh ab kya karne ka irada hai? Mann bhara nahi kya?

LOL!

Solitaire said...

@ Sweetstickychewy,

Hahahah!! Looks like it made your day!!

Solitaire said...

@ G-Man,

go watch an SRK movie and you will come back loaded with these cheesy dialogs.

Solitaire said...

@ Trojan,

Care to respond or you came here only to advertise your blog?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Well I doubt that nirupa roy would be thinking about that in that zamana..So I am sure they all had maa ka doodh.

Solitaire said...

@ Radhika,

hahahah!!! I know that "nahiiiiiiiiiiiii" sound..its usually the shriek before the lady falls down or the phone is dropped!!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

I can almost imagine Ranjeet (the villain) standing outside a cave and saying that.

I can't stop laughing too!!

aneri_masi said...

main kahaan hoon???

Keshi said...

LOL @jigsaw puzzle!

Exactly wut I was thinking! :):)


Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

mujhe kuch yaad nahi aaraha....

chawanprash kha liya hota toh yeh naubad nahi aati...

Solitaire said...

@ Aneri,

Right after an accident inside a hospital....

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Hahah!! Bola tha..roz badaam khana!

Neeku said...

Oh yeah... this one...

when the girl gets really upset with the guy...

"Maine kaha mera haath chodo"...

he still holds on... then again she would say it... with louder tone...

"MAINE KAHA MERA HAAATH CHODO..."

follows with big

Zaaapat thapad !

Nirmal's Blog said...

@neeku...lol

Ashu said...

Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do.

Solitaire said...

@ Ashu,

Thik hai chhod diya...PLOP!

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Oh and you forgot the crushing of the rose that falls from the boy's hand and stomping away!!

aneri_masi said...

doctor saab, mujhe kuch dikhai kyu nahi de raha!

Nirmal's Blog said...

@aneri...lol

ankhen kholo bewakof....

Chriz said...

the f word.....