June 3, 2008

Start to Finish

Inspired by Princess Mia, here is today's question..
Complete the following sentence by filling in the blanks..

I would never ________ before, during, or after _________.

106 comments:

g-man said...

ummm...

i would never change before, during or after my brain implodes

:|

Keshi said...

I would never BURP before, during or after SEX.

Keshi.

g-man said...

@ keshi: lmfao!!!

Ghost Particle said...

I would never sleep before, during, or after sleeping.


i feel unfunny today.

@Kesh ROTFL....hahahahaa

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

Change what? Clothes?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Heheh!! Then when would you?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

You are sleeping during sleeping!

LIAR!

Crimson Feet said...

*Crimson Feet Analysis Mode On*

I have been thinking about this and it seems logically inconsistent to me!
Its almost impossible to create anything genuinely funny out of this because no paradox, irony or redundancy can be sparked here. The first part of the statement makes the second part redundant, because they will invariably mean the same thing. What can "never" be done, will by default not be done "before, during or after" ANYTHING in the whole world!

Except under following scenarios -
Scenario 1 - Talking about doing something before something else that can't be done at all!
For eg. "I would never beat my kids, before during or after marriage."
Before and During scenarios are irrelevant here!

Scenario 2. Someone else sparks off a new chain of thoughts.
"I will never "control my burps" before during or after Sex!"

*Crimson Feet Analysis Mode Off*

That leads me to one more possible answer -
42

Chakoli said...

i would never hit my boss before during or after my resignation

after because... what if due to recession I have to join him back;-))

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Please go get drunk and then come back!!

ENOUGH OF 42!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Lord, please grant me the strength to not hit Crimson before, during, or after this response.

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

That is very wise!!

Crimson Feet said...

lol... ok! ...i think you have put across the point fairly clearly!

I would never mention 42 before, during or after my conversation with sol! ;)

Ps said...

I would never fart before during or after childbirth.
Heh heh heheh--sorry can't stop laughing at my own answer :D In a crazy mood today.
Cheers
Preeti (just a mother of two)

Chakoli said...

:-)))

Am In Trance said...

I would never bang my head on anything bangable (!!) before, during or after my work...!!!

I Luv My Work...!! Kill Me..

Cinderella. said...

Rofl @ Keshi's comment !!!

I may add fart too...??

Ankur said...

I would never cramp before, during, or after sex.

:D

hehe...

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

I would never SayNo before, during, or after Kiss.

:D :D

Cheers!!!

Satish Bolla said...

in the current scenario, my answer will be:

I would never dance before, during, or after(particularly) drinking

Satish Bolla said...

owing to an incident in the mrng,

I would never yawn before, during, or after a meeting.

i did this in front of top executives today. but who cares...

Satish Bolla said...

in a general scenario,

I would never speak the truth before, during, or after a date

ishqia said...
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g-man said...

change the way i am now, of course :)

Ankur said...

i think i screwed big time so left the link again there...

check it out!!! :D :D

i think u gonna love it :D :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

Ummmm.... I would never calorie-count before, during or after my frequent snack-attacks.

Yeah solitaire yeah... food again. I'm fed up with the lettuce nibbling borderline-anorexic babes I walk around with. They make me feel like Hulk Hogan when I eat :(
:D Who cares :D

Preeti said...

I would never NOT LIE before during or after I'm caught :D

TROJAN SPIRIT said...

I would never masturbate before, during, or after sex.

Ashu said...

i would never sleep before during or after meeting.

Anonymous said...

Something to beat Keshi at her own game!

I would never FART before, during or after SEX.

@Keshi
Have to admit, a very original thot, that one of yours!

Aneesh said...

I would never steal before during or after death.

ceedy said...

I would never "pick my nose" before, during or after or ever....

@keshi (hope peace has ensued)

I had to laugh...that means you will go empty stomach!

@crimson feet

this scenario does fall into a category...dunno if its funny tho!

vasanth said...

I would never PANIC before, during or after CHILDBIRTH

carolinagal said...

I would never FART before, during or after SEX

carolinagal said...

Oooppss...i just realized some beat me to this...
well, here is another version..

I would never HAVE SEX before, during or after a FART!! LOL!!

Hiren said...

weird this ... the idea that struck me relates to one of your recent posts .... and then when i somehow managed to make my brain work a little more ... i could form a few responses that relate to few of your recent posts ... so here you go ... :)

I would never bet with my wife before, during, or after any difference of opinions. :)

I would never think before, during, or after writing the code. (this is a Software Engineer speaking :))

I would never pull before, during, or after pray. :)

Ria said...

I wud never talk to anybody before, during or after blogging!! :D dunno wht tht meant though! lol

Ashish said...

I would never try to dance before, during, or after i pee

Princess Mia said...

I would never fancy a hottie before , during or after Nutella......it would be probably only with Nutella

pardon me...i know that was nasty hehehe...wast to do cudnt think of anything else....cant wait to go home....

Princess Mia said...

@Sol

haha....may ne yur next post shud be I would ______ before, during and after _____

to know the other side of it eh?

Princess Mia said...

@satish

yawn....mate meeting ke baad to yawn kar sakta hai yaar kisne mana kiya hai?

btw date wala accha tha..

Princess Mia said...

@keshi

spot on n a good one i'd say.

Solitaire said...

@ Princess Mia,

Ufffffffffo!! Why is everyone writing about all these high calorie goodies that I dig?

:(

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

I personally have seen many people dance before they went to pee just because they absolutely HAD TO GO and the restroom was not available!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

EH?! I don't either!

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

That's quite witty.

Mind you..with the last one...if you change the order of words...you will have to PRAY before, during, and after PULL!

Solitaire said...

@ Carolinagal,

One girl in a Sidney Sheldon book that I read did FART after she had sex!

Solitaire said...

@ Vasanth,

That's because YOU are NOT going through it!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

You would never pick your nose EVER?

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

good one!! Whose death, though?

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

Farting and burping is a common response here...I wonder if it does happen a lot!

Solitaire said...

@ Ashu,

WOW! That's amazing!

Solitaire said...

@ Trojan,

Really? Why not? What if the sex sucks?

Solitaire said...

@ Preeti,

YEAH!! Sometimes, you just have to!

Solitaire said...

@ Macadamia,

:(
I count calories all the time but just do not stop eating!! Sigh!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Thank youuuuuu!

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

AAAHA!

Solitaire said...

@ Ishqia,

Babe, you don't have the capacity to pull, though!!

Haarrrr haaaarrr!! Khi khi!!

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Quick learner!!

Solitaire said...

@ Preeti,

Unique. Everyone's talking about farting and burping before, during, and after sex..you childbirth!! Never occurred to me!

Solitaire said...

@ Am In Trance,

Itnaaaaa pyaar?
What if the boss is a jerk?

Solitaire said...

@ Cinderella,

Go ahead! A lot of people have sworn that they won't fart. I wonder how this idea occurred in the first place!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

How can you be soooo sure?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Now the kiss part I can totally understand..but what if the babe has garlic breath?

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

HAHAHAHAH! Item!

Alok said...

Bwahahhhah at Crimson Feet's awesome analysis again!

But here is an exception:

I would never Say before, during or after when talking about parallel universes.

:| :D

KP! said...

I would never eat high calorie meal before, during, or after workout.

I would never torture anyone before, during, or after my life.

I would never cry before, during, or after breakup

ceedy said...

should read as or ever (in public)....

Ghost Particle said...

yah...in dreams u can do that.

Keshi said...

hehe tnxx guys!


Sol..

**Then when would you?

Before and After here means preparation and conclusion Sol. :)

I believe any act has 3 main stages...Preparation, Execution and Conclusion ;-) So anytime Im not in any of those stages of Sex, Im allowed to Burp right? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**"I will never "control my burps" before during or after Sex!"


lol Crimson! ewww!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Cindy! yukkkkkkkk LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**I would never HAVE SEX before, during or after a FART!!

ROFL CG!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**I would never fart before during or after childbirth

lol PS but can it be controlled?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ceedy I dun hold grudges :) I throw hissy fits and then Im all ok and friends again hehe. HUGS!


**I had to laugh...that means you will go empty stomach!

LOL yes..I dun mind. Cos I'll be 'fed' anyways right? LMAO!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**I would never sleep before, during, or after sleeping

Ghosty u had to come up with a CLEVER one ha! Love it. So u dun really sleep? Insomniacs we r in arms.

Keshi.

Pavi!!!! said...

I would never check the calories before, during or after eating anything!

ishqia said...
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Solitaire said...

@ Ishqia,

Oh you will never pull the blanket before, during, or after sex? What if its really really cold?

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

You don't need to!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Do you even sleep to see dreams?

Solitaire said...

@ KP,

Define "torture"!
What may not be torture for you may be torture for someone else...for example, you may think you sing like Kishore Kumar and others think its more like Himesh!!

Never cry after a breakup?? OMG! I would cry buckets!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

UFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOO!!
this 42 thing is killing me!

God give me the strength to not think about 42 before, during, and after sleeping!!

Crimson Feet said...

@ sol --- hahahah... LOL... the sadist in me is getting amused at your plight. but if you read the book, I am sure you'll enjoy it!

@Alok --- thanks! you are my best buddy dude!! ;)

@Keshi --- don't tell me you've never seen it happening or tried it yourself!?!:) May be with me around...! (now the reply may be an even longer ewww! ;))

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

The Wikipedia link itself made me go crazy..dunno if I can handle an entire book!!

Keshi said...

Crimson u make my cheeks go crimson! :):)


Keshi.

Ankur said...

U r welcome!!! :D

and howcome i knw u like choco shake... well like is not even d word... i wud use Luv!!! :D :D
hehe

CheerS!!!

Ankur said...

mujhe kaise pata... everything is medically possible!!! :P :P

so no more cramps!!! ;)

hehe

Cheers!!!!

Ankur said...

**but what if the babe has garlic breath?

wont mind ;)
do u love garlic so much kya :P :P
hehe.. btw.. i love garlic paste (lehsun chatni ) :D

Cheers!!!

ishqia said...
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Solitaire said...

@ Ishqia,

Peeping Tom ke liye?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Have you gotten a surgery done so that you dont get cramps?

:o

Ankur said...

@Sol

interesting question :P :P

but the answer is NO!!! :P
haahha

arre bhai goli aati hai cramps na aane ki ;) :D
aisa suna hai maine
*looks innocently*

Cheers!!!

ishqia said...

i said i would never pull the curtains away.. so that tom will not peep..

Crimson Feet said...

keshi... now that was a 'cheeky' comment!! :)

Keshi said...

haha Crimson ur too clever!

Keshi.

AmitL said...

ROFL at Keshi's answer..

My take:

I would never ROFL(Literally) before,during, or after taking a shower!

Aneesh said...

@sol
Ofcourse, after my death. Why can't I steal after someone else's death? and how can I steal after my death?

Keshi said...

AmitL why not? :) Cos I can roll on the floor and laugh in the shower too. haha!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

This might sound cheesy but you can chhinofy someone's raat aur din ka sukun after your death.

:p

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

Laughing gas chhod denge shower mein.

Let;s see how you DONT roll!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY?

Solitaire said...

@ Ishqia,

Ok now I am confused.

Do you want to pull the blanket or the curtain?
And if the curtain, how do you want to pull it?

Ankur said...

Me: *feels super dumb now*

Sigh!!!
:(((

Rahul.. in The city of Dreamz said...

I would never ignore "short n sweet" before, during n after my blogging sessions :)

ok that wasnt original.. :)

gotta share i joke i jusr stumbled upon..
what did bill gates's wife tell him after their first making out session??

"Now i know why you named your company Microsoft"

he he he ;)

ishqia said...

hehe..

i just said . i would never pull...
i could be meaning anything..
not necessary negative..

i could be talking about blanket or the curtains..

now the question of pulling curtains..

i m going to soon invent some curtains which i can pull..

now be cheesy sol..
eat a bit of cheese..

AmitL said...

ROFL...laughing gas in the shower...tks for the laff of the day!!!:)