because women don't get listed on the sex offender's list on making sexually inclined remarks to their male colleagues, unlike the opposite, where they do. And specially, if you're a relatively ugly man with an obvious unwelcoming first impression, dude, you're fucked.
because the bus will be late when you have to rush. (absolute truth)
because I'm always seen by a random beautiful her walking past on a bad hair day.
Because you don't know how the universe the world, life, you, everything came to be, how it is today. Only that if it wasn't here, there would be blackness just blackness. Not even black, but complete and empty dark space. nothing. No space matter, no life, no souls, not even enough space for anything to exist.
because, its just there.
It's a rather daunting thought, and so I'll leave it here.
Apologies, got a bit carried away there for a moment.
People, the crush dedications and confessions post is out. Please drop in with your crushes and dedications along with drinks and music….Let the show begin and let it rock…Be a part of this fun show at blogerville……Right here at http://ashusdiary.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#2630395225285580220 at Ultra Milds…. Show up your creative side….Rock on!!!
Reality: Capn G-man a readoholic after the drunken stupor yesterday - picked up a bag full of empty budweiser beer cans instead of the books he was supposed to take. Realizing too late and not having the strength to go back on his way flying back to Kerela he was thirsty...picking out one empty beer can after the other...dropping them in frustration...littering countries across....
Result: Headline news in all major news paper - "people finding empty beer cans" - WHY this blessing from heavens.
Consequence: Interpol and FBI working immediately on the case checking all satellite images - realized the flying G-man to be the culprit....tracking him down they found a proclamation of the devious plot on his title - they all wondered is this WHY?
Meanwhile unawares Solitaire woken by incesstant phone rings from the above agencie - asked by authorities....we need to see you in one hour mam...please be ready!
Having hangover and splitting headache....holding her head sitting at the edge of her bed - she blurted Sigh!!!! Aakhir Kyon?
One of my friends says and does ALL kinds of silly things which land everyone in a soup...he is kinda the MR. BEAN of our group and whenever I ask him.. "Aisa kyon kiya?...kyon kyon..why why?"
sol... firstly you MUST read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy PRONTO.. leave your thesis, chuck psychology, cause this is the closest that it gets to understanding the true meaning/futility/reason of existence of human life!!..
and btw... the shortest answer on this page is 42.. and if one feels sweetly for me, then it becomes by far the sweetest too! :)
@ Nirmal -- nope! i don't think 69 has similar intentions as 42 ;)
@ Sol :)... thankoo thankoo
@ nut --- reedeeQlouse!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH...ROTFL... PPKZSH (thats my hindi chat acronym... Pet Pakad Ke Zor Se Hasna)... this is the MOST hilariously cute word-improvisation have ever heard!!!
i remember the sky's so high thingy and that reminds me of another school time hindi version of response to KYA?
-Kya? -Tera Vyah (vyah=marriage). Tainu padi jutiyan, mainu ki parvah!
and for some weird odd reason, tera vyah used to be a reason of utter embarrassment!!
WHY!!!WHY???WHY!?! WHY DOES SOL WANT TO GET THE COMMENT COUNT ON HER BLOG SO HIGH... AND WHY DOES SHE FEEL BAD WHEN THEE ARE FEWER COMMENTS??? WHY DO COMMENTS MATTER SO MUCH??? WHY DO PEOPLE REPLY TO EACH AND EVERY COMMENT INDIVIDUALLY IN A SEPARATE COMMENT...RATHER DOIN IT IN ONE FOR ALL???
>:DDDDDDDDDD
AND WHY I M STILL INCREASING YOUR COMMENT COUNT??? :D
Are you sure you have not mistaken me for someone else? Never wrote any posts about wanting more comments or being upset about no comments.
*puzzled*
To answer your other questions, comments are important to a blogger just like candy is to a child. Pure reward system. Makes you want to write more!
I used to respond to comments all together pehle but realized that each person needs their own special comment. I would not want to be lumped with someone else!! So changed my style.
About why you are increasing my comment count, woh toh aap hi jaano na..But karte raho..accha lagta hai! :)
@ceedy bhai, u can make a bollywood movie without much effort(other than finding the producer) what a creativity. g-man mentioned in the SATURDAY post that feds r looking for him. now i knew WHY.
98 comments:
kayko...???,,,hehehe tat will ahve to think.....lol
and I say "WHY NOT??" hehehe...
@ Nirmal,
Socho socho! I am right here. Take your time. You have 24 hours.
@ Me-too,
Think before you leap.
The why not should not turn to "why did i"...
my 4 year old niece cut her hair , sititng in the back seat of my car,
we asked her WHY?
She said "just like that "
Because everyone is too high (after all the drinks)
WHY me...
@g-man -> WHY is a small unincorporated rural community in Pima County, Arizona, United States. -:)
@soliatire -> aakhir is liye kyunki sabse last mein aaya ... :)
Mmmmm?
why?
just because i want to..
or perhaps someone else close to my heart wants ..
matlab?
coz i said so!!
@ Ghost,
Ask G-Man!
@ Ashish,
Aye aye captain!
@ P,
Damn right they are!!
Matlab has the answers to all why's. Go ask Matlab.
@ Tuhin,
Matlab is a really scary engineering program..isnt it? What are you doing up so late bud?
aiwe hee!
@ IR,
I wish the answers to all whys was that simple!
Good old childhood days..sigh!
Cos no one really cares.
Cos nothing really matters.
Cos it's meant to be.
Cos you've just got to breathe.
Cos Love is the only real thing.
Cos we don't take anything with us.
Cos you've got to march ahead.
Cos I am what I am.
Cos nothing is forever.
Keshi.
Only a WHYs guy can answer that.
google it.
@ ghost: i meant it as an ultimate question. you know, the question to everything!
because women don't get listed on the sex offender's list on making sexually inclined remarks to their male colleagues, unlike the opposite, where they do. And specially, if you're a relatively ugly man with an obvious unwelcoming first impression, dude, you're fucked.
because the bus will be late when you have to rush. (absolute truth)
because I'm always seen by a random beautiful her walking past on a bad hair day.
Because you don't know how the universe the world, life, you, everything came to be, how it is today. Only that if it wasn't here, there would be blackness just blackness. Not even black, but complete and empty dark space. nothing. No space matter, no life, no souls, not even enough space for anything to exist.
because, its just there.
It's a rather daunting thought, and so I'll leave it here.
Apologies, got a bit carried away there for a moment.
People, the crush dedications and confessions post is out. Please drop in with your crushes and dedications along with drinks and music….Let the show begin and let it rock…Be a part of this fun show at blogerville……Right here at http://ashusdiary.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#2630395225285580220 at Ultra Milds….
Show up your creative side….Rock on!!!
Reality:
Capn G-man a readoholic after the drunken stupor yesterday - picked up a bag full of empty budweiser beer cans instead of the books he was supposed to take.
Realizing too late and not having the strength to go back on his way flying back to Kerela he was thirsty...picking out one empty beer can after the other...dropping them in frustration...littering countries across....
Result:
Headline news in all major news paper - "people finding empty beer cans" - WHY this blessing from heavens.
Consequence:
Interpol and FBI working immediately on the case checking all satellite images - realized the flying G-man to be the culprit....tracking him down they found a proclamation of the devious plot on his title - they all wondered is this WHY?
Meanwhile unawares Solitaire woken by incesstant phone rings from the above agencie - asked by authorities....we need to see you in one hour mam...please be ready!
Having hangover and splitting headache....holding her head sitting at the edge of her bed - she blurted Sigh!!!! Aakhir Kyon?
-'coz life is tooooooo short!!!
-'coz nothing is certain, not even uncertainity!
-'coz the unexpected alwez happens!
and sorry for the long comment - guess I am still drunk too!!!
KYONKI!!!
yeh hai mera version ;) :D :D
Cheers!!!
Kyunki saas bhi bahu thi! :D Well i knw it was a sad one....but u knw i aint drunk.. ;)
One of my friends says and does ALL kinds of silly things which land everyone in a soup...he is kinda the MR. BEAN of our group and whenever I ask him..
"Aisa kyon kiya?...kyon kyon..why why?"
He says,
"MOOOJHE kya pata!?"
42
scary engineering program?? haha!
Given the number of engineering programs I deal with everyday I should have been dead long ago.
If you get hold of the "scary" engineering program just launch it and type why at the command window and you'll know what I mean.
I dunno mate
Zed.
@Gman
WHY is because it is there.
That is the answer my friend.
ROTFL at Crimson Feet's answer! :D
farty do. indian slang. mwahahahah.
Like... WHY is the Grass Greener on the other side and not Yellow ?
Akhir Kyon ?
@ Iceman,
It has to be someone!
@ Hiren,
WOW! Where did you get that piece of information from?
@ Aneesh,
Tongue-tied?
@ Ishqia,
Good for you!
@ Satanic,
I know that word! My friend used to say that a lot! She was Sindhi!
@ Keshi,
Sounds like a song to me. Did you write it? You should approach musicians with that piece.
@ Stupidosaur,
I am surprised..that statement coming from someone like Stupidosaur...
That tells me one should never judge a book by its cover!
@ Anonymous,
I did! the results were quite boring!
@ G-man,
WHY are you not responding to people's brainy comments?
@ Neeku,
Cos you have worn green sunglasses. Take them out!
@ Ghost,
????????????????
@ Alok,
Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Kindergarten class?
@ Princess,
:(
@ Tuhin,
My roommates use it. I will ask them to do that!
@Crimson,
????????
@ Ria,
I actually liked that answer!
@ Pavi,
YAAA! So true..especially the last one!
@ Ankur,
ria completed your statement!
@ Ceedy,
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The meaning behind Crimson Feet's comment is:
60.
@ Sutta,
The only relevance is I see of the number 60 to this post is that you are the 60th commenter.
@ Anonymous,
That is rather profound. Why do you choose to hide your identity. Your writing and thoughts are fabulous!
so any answer 4 kaiko???..lol
@ alok!... ;)
@ sutta ...lol... u manage to go one one step ahead of life, universe and everything! :)
@ solitarte... this might help
@ Crimson,
Baap re baap!!! Keep it short and sweet! Mera dimaag ghum gaya woh sab padhkar!
WHY??????.......
heheeh sounds like gals....
why nirmal, why?????....
wat can i do...lol
@crimson...
bro wat bout 69......lol
hahaha ...i understand tat wont be WHY but WOW instead,...
hehehee
@ Nirmal,
Please direct all your whys to G-man who has been absconding ever since I posed this question on his behalf!
heheeh...sol then u got ur next post....
GMAN WHY???..
lol
hehe not a song. I wrote that myself from my experiences in life.
tnxx Sol!
Keshi.
@ Nirmal,
Good one!!
iceman: rofl! good one
hiren: 8-|
keshi: wow...profound...
pavi: but WHY?
ankur: ah, we have a philosopher in the house!
crimson feet: and i bow! heil doug adams!
mia: aw c'mon!!!
alok: aaaaaaah! why does everybody have to compete with the peejays already?!? :P
@ everyone else: aw c'mon, be more creative!!!
@ sol: sorry about not responding...i had a test and stuff. scored a lousy 154 outta 300 :(
@ G-man,
WHY????????
This question reminds me of the song..
Why did you break my heart...from Akele Hum Akele Tum..
*dreaming about Aamir Khan*
all ritey everyone (emphasis: nirmal :P)...here is my answer...
yes, it is peanut butter, no?
sol... firstly you MUST read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy PRONTO.. leave your thesis, chuck psychology, cause this is the closest that it gets to understanding the true meaning/futility/reason of existence of human life!!..
and btw... the shortest answer on this page is 42.. and if one feels sweetly for me, then it becomes by far the sweetest too! :)
@ All
G-Man is right. Peanut butter it is.
so simple. just because my life, my choice. i drink, i dance.... never ever ask me "why"
@ Satish,
But WHY do you do item numbers? ;)
@ Crimson,
Hey bhagwaan! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
@ Crimson,
Good play on words..or should I say SWEEEEEEEEEET!
because I said so!
Can I give you this ridiculous answer?
I suddenly remembered chanting this in LKG or UKG
Q: WHY?
Ans: Coz the sky's so high and my grandpa married in 1985!
:|
Told ya... reedeeQlouse!
@ Nirmal -- nope! i don't think 69 has similar intentions as 42 ;)
@ Sol :)... thankoo thankoo
@ nut --- reedeeQlouse!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH...ROTFL... PPKZSH (thats my hindi chat acronym... Pet Pakad Ke Zor Se Hasna)... this is the MOST hilariously cute word-improvisation have ever heard!!!
i remember the sky's so high thingy and that reminds me of another school time hindi version of response to KYA?
-Kya?
-Tera Vyah (vyah=marriage). Tainu padi jutiyan, mainu ki parvah!
and for some weird odd reason, tera vyah used to be a reason of utter embarrassment!!
@crimson feet
:D ;)
I'm gonna steal your PPKZSH
:D
WHY!!!WHY???WHY!?!
WHY DOES SOL WANT TO GET THE COMMENT COUNT ON HER BLOG SO HIGH...
AND WHY DOES SHE FEEL BAD WHEN THEE ARE FEWER COMMENTS???
WHY DO COMMENTS MATTER SO MUCH???
WHY DO PEOPLE REPLY TO EACH AND EVERY COMMENT INDIVIDUALLY IN A SEPARATE COMMENT...RATHER DOIN IT IN ONE FOR ALL???
>:DDDDDDDDDD
AND WHY I M STILL INCREASING YOUR COMMENT COUNT???
:D
@ maca: my ma always says 'because the sky is so high' when i ask her 'why?' :) (please don't kill me)
@solitaire
jus b'coz i drank too much n off late, i was watching too many item numbers.. ;)
@ Humble,
Are you sure you have not mistaken me for someone else? Never wrote any posts about wanting more comments or being upset about no comments.
*puzzled*
To answer your other questions, comments are important to a blogger just like candy is to a child. Pure reward system. Makes you want to write more!
I used to respond to comments all together pehle but realized that each person needs their own special comment. I would not want to be lumped with someone else!! So changed my style.
About why you are increasing my comment count, woh toh aap hi jaano na..But karte raho..accha lagta hai! :)
@ Macadamia,
Whose grandfather can be married in 1985! Oh no!! Is it beginning to happen now?
@ Satish,
Lage raho!
@ Aneri,
OK!!
you didnt say..but the devil knows all...
khi khi khi!!!
@ceedy
bhai, u can make a bollywood movie without much effort(other than finding the producer) what a creativity. g-man mentioned in the SATURDAY post that feds r looking for him. now i knew WHY.
@g-man
want some help?
I missed the drinks. Is long island and screw driver in stocks ? Even Tequila would do for me....
@ Sam,
Its an open bar!
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