June 1, 2008

Why?

G-man has a burning question for all of you.

The question is...

WHY?

My version: "Aakhir Kyon?"

P.S: Drinks are still on on the bottom floor. Look below.

99 comments:

Nirmal's Blog said...

kayko...???,,,hehehe tat will ahve to think.....lol

Me-too said...

and I say "WHY NOT??" hehehe...

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Socho socho! I am right here. Take your time. You have 24 hours.

Solitaire said...

@ Me-too,

Think before you leap.
The why not should not turn to "why did i"...

IR said...

my 4 year old niece cut her hair , sititng in the back seat of my car,

we asked her WHY?

She said "just like that "

P said...

Because everyone is too high (after all the drinks)

Iceman said...

WHY me...

Hiren said...

@g-man -> WHY is a small unincorporated rural community in Pima County, Arizona, United States. -:)

@soliatire -> aakhir is liye kyunki sabse last mein aaya ... :)

Aneesh said...

Mmmmm?

ishqia said...

why?

just because i want to..
or perhaps someone else close to my heart wants ..

Ghost Particle said...

matlab?

Ashish said...

coz i said so!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Ask G-Man!

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

Aye aye captain!

Solitaire said...

@ P,

Damn right they are!!

Tuhin said...

Matlab has the answers to all why's. Go ask Matlab.

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

Matlab is a really scary engineering program..isnt it? What are you doing up so late bud?

Satanic Angel said...

aiwe hee!

Solitaire said...

@ IR,

I wish the answers to all whys was that simple!

Good old childhood days..sigh!

Keshi said...

Cos no one really cares.

Cos nothing really matters.

Cos it's meant to be.

Cos you've just got to breathe.

Cos Love is the only real thing.

Cos we don't take anything with us.

Cos you've got to march ahead.

Cos I am what I am.

Cos nothing is forever.


Keshi.

Stupidosaur said...

Only a WHYs guy can answer that.

Anonymous said...

google it.

g-man said...

@ ghost: i meant it as an ultimate question. you know, the question to everything!

Anonymous said...

because women don't get listed on the sex offender's list on making sexually inclined remarks to their male colleagues, unlike the opposite, where they do. And specially, if you're a relatively ugly man with an obvious unwelcoming first impression, dude, you're fucked.

because the bus will be late when you have to rush. (absolute truth)

because I'm always seen by a random beautiful her walking past on a bad hair day.

Because you don't know how the universe the world, life, you, everything came to be, how it is today. Only that if it wasn't here, there would be blackness just blackness. Not even black, but complete and empty dark space. nothing. No space matter, no life, no souls, not even enough space for anything to exist.

because, its just there.

It's a rather daunting thought, and so I'll leave it here.

Apologies, got a bit carried away there for a moment.

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ceedy said...

Reality:
Capn G-man a readoholic after the drunken stupor yesterday - picked up a bag full of empty budweiser beer cans instead of the books he was supposed to take.
Realizing too late and not having the strength to go back on his way flying back to Kerela he was thirsty...picking out one empty beer can after the other...dropping them in frustration...littering countries across....

Result:
Headline news in all major news paper - "people finding empty beer cans" - WHY this blessing from heavens.

Consequence:
Interpol and FBI working immediately on the case checking all satellite images - realized the flying G-man to be the culprit....tracking him down they found a proclamation of the devious plot on his title - they all wondered is this WHY?

Meanwhile unawares Solitaire woken by incesstant phone rings from the above agencie - asked by authorities....we need to see you in one hour mam...please be ready!

Having hangover and splitting headache....holding her head sitting at the edge of her bed - she blurted Sigh!!!! Aakhir Kyon?

Pavi!!!! said...

-'coz life is tooooooo short!!!

-'coz nothing is certain, not even uncertainity!

-'coz the unexpected alwez happens!

ceedy said...

and sorry for the long comment - guess I am still drunk too!!!

g-man said...

@ ceedy: bravo!!! i never knew the feds cracked the real identity of my alter-ego. shit, they're cleverer than i thought...

rabid clown man, up up and awayyy! hah, catch me now, friggin feds!!!

*OW!* drunk $#@*ing pilots

Ankur said...

KYONKI!!!

yeh hai mera version ;) :D :D

Cheers!!!

Ria said...

Kyunki saas bhi bahu thi! :D Well i knw it was a sad one....but u knw i aint drunk.. ;)

Solitaire said...

One of my friends says and does ALL kinds of silly things which land everyone in a soup...he is kinda the MR. BEAN of our group and whenever I ask him..
"Aisa kyon kiya?...kyon kyon..why why?"

He says,

"MOOOJHE kya pata!?"

Crimson Feet said...

42

Tuhin said...

scary engineering program?? haha!

Given the number of engineering programs I deal with everyday I should have been dead long ago.

If you get hold of the "scary" engineering program just launch it and type why at the command window and you'll know what I mean.

Princess Mia said...

I dunno mate

Alok said...

Zed.

Ghost Particle said...

@Gman

WHY is because it is there.

That is the answer my friend.

Alok said...

ROTFL at Crimson Feet's answer! :D

Ghost Particle said...

farty do. indian slang. mwahahahah.

Neeku said...

Like... WHY is the Grass Greener on the other side and not Yellow ?

Akhir Kyon ?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

It has to be someone!

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

WOW! Where did you get that piece of information from?

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Tongue-tied?

Solitaire said...

@ Ishqia,

Good for you!

Solitaire said...

@ Satanic,

I know that word! My friend used to say that a lot! She was Sindhi!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Sounds like a song to me. Did you write it? You should approach musicians with that piece.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupidosaur,

I am surprised..that statement coming from someone like Stupidosaur...

That tells me one should never judge a book by its cover!

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

I did! the results were quite boring!

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

WHY are you not responding to people's brainy comments?

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Cos you have worn green sunglasses. Take them out!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

????????????????

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Kindergarten class?

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

:(

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

My roommates use it. I will ask them to do that!

Solitaire said...

@Crimson,

????????

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

I actually liked that answer!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

YAAA! So true..especially the last one!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

ria completed your statement!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sutta said...

The meaning behind Crimson Feet's comment is:

60.

Solitaire said...
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Solitaire said...

@ Sutta,

The only relevance is I see of the number 60 to this post is that you are the 60th commenter.

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

That is rather profound. Why do you choose to hide your identity. Your writing and thoughts are fabulous!

Nirmal's Blog said...

so any answer 4 kaiko???..lol

Crimson Feet said...

@ alok!... ;)

@ sutta ...lol... u manage to go one one step ahead of life, universe and everything! :)

@ solitarte... this might help

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Baap re baap!!! Keep it short and sweet! Mera dimaag ghum gaya woh sab padhkar!

Nirmal's Blog said...

WHY??????.......

heheeh sounds like gals....

why nirmal, why?????....


wat can i do...lol

Nirmal's Blog said...

@crimson...

bro wat bout 69......lol

Nirmal's Blog said...

hahaha ...i understand tat wont be WHY but WOW instead,...

hehehee

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Please direct all your whys to G-man who has been absconding ever since I posed this question on his behalf!

Nirmal's Blog said...

heheeh...sol then u got ur next post....

GMAN WHY???..

lol

Keshi said...

hehe not a song. I wrote that myself from my experiences in life.

tnxx Sol!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Good one!!

g-man said...

iceman: rofl! good one

hiren: 8-|

keshi: wow...profound...

pavi: but WHY?

ankur: ah, we have a philosopher in the house!

crimson feet: and i bow! heil doug adams!

mia: aw c'mon!!!

alok: aaaaaaah! why does everybody have to compete with the peejays already?!? :P

g-man said...

@ everyone else: aw c'mon, be more creative!!!

@ sol: sorry about not responding...i had a test and stuff. scored a lousy 154 outta 300 :(

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

WHY????????

Solitaire said...

This question reminds me of the song..

Why did you break my heart...from Akele Hum Akele Tum..

*dreaming about Aamir Khan*

g-man said...

all ritey everyone (emphasis: nirmal :P)...here is my answer...

yes, it is peanut butter, no?

Crimson Feet said...

sol... firstly you MUST read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy PRONTO.. leave your thesis, chuck psychology, cause this is the closest that it gets to understanding the true meaning/futility/reason of existence of human life!!..

and btw... the shortest answer on this page is 42.. and if one feels sweetly for me, then it becomes by far the sweetest too! :)

Crimson Feet said...

@ All

G-Man is right. Peanut butter it is.

Satish Bolla said...

so simple. just because my life, my choice. i drink, i dance.... never ever ask me "why"

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

But WHY do you do item numbers? ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Hey bhagwaan! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Good play on words..or should I say SWEEEEEEEEEET!

aneri_masi said...

because I said so!

Macadamia The Nut said...

Can I give you this ridiculous answer?
I suddenly remembered chanting this in LKG or UKG

Q: WHY?
Ans: Coz the sky's so high and my grandpa married in 1985!

:|
Told ya... reedeeQlouse!

Crimson Feet said...

@ Nirmal -- nope! i don't think 69 has similar intentions as 42 ;)

@ Sol :)... thankoo thankoo

@ nut --- reedeeQlouse!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH...ROTFL... PPKZSH (thats my hindi chat acronym... Pet Pakad Ke Zor Se Hasna)... this is the MOST hilariously cute word-improvisation have ever heard!!!

i remember the sky's so high thingy and that reminds me of another school time hindi version of response to KYA?

-Kya?
-Tera Vyah (vyah=marriage). Tainu padi jutiyan, mainu ki parvah!

and for some weird odd reason, tera vyah used to be a reason of utter embarrassment!!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@crimson feet
:D ;)
I'm gonna steal your PPKZSH
:D

humbl devil said...

WHY!!!WHY???WHY!?!
WHY DOES SOL WANT TO GET THE COMMENT COUNT ON HER BLOG SO HIGH...
AND WHY DOES SHE FEEL BAD WHEN THEE ARE FEWER COMMENTS???
WHY DO COMMENTS MATTER SO MUCH???
WHY DO PEOPLE REPLY TO EACH AND EVERY COMMENT INDIVIDUALLY IN A SEPARATE COMMENT...RATHER DOIN IT IN ONE FOR ALL???

>:DDDDDDDDDD

AND WHY I M STILL INCREASING YOUR COMMENT COUNT???
:D

g-man said...

@ maca: my ma always says 'because the sky is so high' when i ask her 'why?' :) (please don't kill me)

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
jus b'coz i drank too much n off late, i was watching too many item numbers.. ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Are you sure you have not mistaken me for someone else? Never wrote any posts about wanting more comments or being upset about no comments.

*puzzled*


To answer your other questions, comments are important to a blogger just like candy is to a child. Pure reward system. Makes you want to write more!

I used to respond to comments all together pehle but realized that each person needs their own special comment. I would not want to be lumped with someone else!! So changed my style.

About why you are increasing my comment count, woh toh aap hi jaano na..But karte raho..accha lagta hai! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Macadamia,

Whose grandfather can be married in 1985! Oh no!! Is it beginning to happen now?

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Lage raho!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneri,

OK!!

humbl devil said...

you didnt say..but the devil knows all...
khi khi khi!!!

Satish Bolla said...

@ceedy
bhai, u can make a bollywood movie without much effort(other than finding the producer) what a creativity. g-man mentioned in the SATURDAY post that feds r looking for him. now i knew WHY.

@g-man
want some help?

Sam said...

I missed the drinks. Is long island and screw driver in stocks ? Even Tequila would do for me....

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

Its an open bar!