replace the first letter in the following words with the letter ........ to get the meaning given in the side: fist-- > the long and short of it. finger --> a famous cloth-brand.. fuck--> thick, viscous matter
(I was trying to act a lil geeky.. I looked at my keyboard and saw that G comes between F and H.. Only after typing the question me dumbo realized that even in the Engilsh language thats the case..)
What is it that sounds just like to what a person who has the habit of saying "Gee!" very often, says when someone reminds him of a letter he had forgotten?
A particular word meant the same to the British with or without this particular thing. The question is not "What is that word?", but rather what is that particular thing?
(Aaah too cryptic. Let me tell you what was on my mind Gandhi=Andhi)
In English, to give anything lots of weight and seeming absolte importance, we add 'The' before its name.
eg. Mission - The Mission Jeopardy - The Jeopardy (yeah wadeva Stupid) Stupid - The Stupid?
Forget correctness of examples. You get the drift right?
In Hindi, to give anything respect, we add G (pronounced jee) after it. (No I am not using G 'instead' of jee for my convenience. Actually thats how its written ;) After all its Hindi. Who the heck defined rules about how to write it in English?)
let me illustrate my example
Ankur - Ankur G
See? Crystal clear!
So now, here the big question. Ankur wrote Solitaire a letter. -Now obviously such a letter has to be of lots of weight (Ankur poured all his heart's feelings in a 400 page note book and parcelled it) and profound absolute importance. -Plus we all got to really respect it. -Further Ankur thehera Hindustani, Solitaire Angrez. So this letter is a Hinglish Patient.
**Ankur wrote Solitaire a letter. -Now obviously such a letter has to be of lots of weight (Ankur poured all his heart's feelings in a 400 page note book and parcelled it) and profound absolute importance. -Plus we all got to really respect it. -Further Ankur thehera Hindustani, Solitaire Angrez. So this letter is a Hinglish Patient.
Oye stupid, kaunsa letter be!! :P
and thoda ellobarate kar, mai Solitaire jaisa samajhdar thodi na hoon!! :P
aur tune toh mere par kahani likh di be... Dhanyawaad!! ;)
When you intend to ogle at soemone wearing 'this'- string, you better add two of this to ogle' so that it becomes _og_le and then wear the _og_le before you ogle! So what is 'this'?
The general rule obviously seems to be true. He managed to make himself president of USA twice, while both of us didn't even manage to become our housing colony presidents. (Or did you?)
Sure takes genius to screw up everything and come out victorious twice.
@sol just because I usually mazak udao about everything does not mean I was mocking dyslexics. Some famous artists and writers are dyslexic. If only it did not cause problems with regular education and stuff, I think dyslexia in a way is cool.
In fact since I garbled up lett' g with Jet Lee, it shows I am somewhat affected by it , to a very small degree. But fortunately I can go in that state semi voluntarily and come out of it voluntarily. Trick is, when reading or hearing anything , just blur your mind's eye/ear slightly and make you cognition like that of a drunken monkey. And then watch the fun roll out of every mundane writing and speech :)
Cartoon Netwok Channel in India shows "Jackie Chan Adventures". My 'dyslexic self' hears it as "Jay Chicken!" adventures.
In class 12 we were taught abt the DNA and how it works.It was fascinating! A, G, C & T are the letters they represent gene sequences with, beacause they are the nucleotides of which the two spiral arms of the DNA ladder is made of. Too bored to google. Hope I have not made spelling mistake:
132 comments:
what is the alphabet which tells u the thong is hot and she got a hot spot :P ??
Whats the name of the spot which seduces u most?
With wat letter starts the spot which a man dreams to see, and a woman dreams the man to hit?
What is the first letter of Gobbledock.
Fill in the blanks..
1) The community which rules the motel business in US starts with .......
2) The ...... comes after J!
3) A series of children's horror fiction novellas created and authored by R. L. Stine starts with .....
4) e .... o ..... lo.... suno .....
One of the most famous song which uses it most efficiently!!!
5) hit.... Spot!!
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heehe.. i m having fun!! :D
Cheers!!!
@ Daydreamer,
Kya baat hai!! Jeopardy mein toh tu chha raha hai!! :)
@ Ankur,
The G-spot seduces you the most????? Waah bhai waah!
@ Ghost,
How about what is the first letter of "ghosty"? :)
Lol...yeh.
What is the first letter of a phrase that means a fun things to do?
@ Ankur,
You are on a roll!!!
Motel business one is sooooooo funny!!
G comes after J? Kaunsi bhasha mein?
Children's books?? Tune kab padhi? Mujhe laga tu toh "adult" series mein interested hai!
Ay jee oh jee!! HAHAH!
Did you forget.."what is the first letter of the word that Solitaire uses to call Ankur?"
@ Daydreamer,
Did you read the natija of your comment on Warm Fuzzies?
@ Ghost,
What is the phrase? "Good time"?
Gjju!!! :P
is bhasha mai...
Jalsa!! ;)
**The G-spot seduces you the most?????
oyee.. mai we ka use i ki jagah nahi karta hoon!! :P
i m not... hum jo hai.. types!! :P
hehe
What follows "Mrs." and is used to refer to the leader of the most threatened political party in power in the country?
**Children's books?? Tune kab padhi? Mujhe laga tu toh "adult" series mein interested hai!
haha... toh ab toh tera doubt door ho gaya na!! ;)
**Ay jee oh jee!! HAHAH!
aise padh..
E.. the letter G
O...the letter G
Lo...the letter G
Suno...the letter G
:P :P
sounds funny na!!! :D
**Did you forget.."what is the first letter of the word that Solitaire uses to call Ankur?"
o ho... matlab yeh pura G mere liye hai.. thanks a lot!! :D
:D :D
btw... did ya watch the video atleast in my post???
Another fill in blank...
The animal name which Sol calls Ankur with love, starts with....
;) :D
hehe
Haaash ..
Chhello round ..
I started hating this game and hence you..But now I m happy !!
@ Soham,
You don't like Jeopardy? Kem?
I dont know but I dont like it somehow..
'going place meeting new people' ... like u will b soon.
sneha...
heheheh......yeap..dangeroous natija :P
do line ki comment ka stupid ne band baja diya... :P
what is the question (or shud I say answer) of Solitaire's last round of Jeopardy ?? :-p
what is prefixed n suffixed to the syllable "ja" to give name to one of the rather more interesting relationships:D
what is suffixed to most designations in Hindi language to denote so-called respect??
Whoops wrong one...ignore previous one. I realized there was more than G common. Let me amend that:
What is common in God and Girl?
which letter comes after the big 'F'? :D
And what is the first letter of the gurl who's famous for her locks?
m back with some after thoughts :) first a question to u - is your prompt "G" or "The letter G" ?
For "G" -
What is equal to 9.80665 m/sec2 :-)
For "The letter G" -
Which is the seventh letter in the Latin alphabet and was originated by the Roman - Spurius Carvilius Ruga?
G
What's the first letter of the word Vinz quip when a voluptuous female pass by..??
:)
ok one more...
When u use the alphabet F, the .... is wat u most likely to hit!!! :D
the thing i want to com[plete in my life....starts with the letter G..
Goal
@hiren: dont wanna be nitpicking in here, but that is small-letter g. G should be 6.673E-11 or so :)
if germany starts with g ...what does game start with?
*damn i know it is bad...
**The Letter G.
What's a curled 'C' and a broken 'O'?
Keshi.
What comes after F and before H?
Pick the odd letter out in the following Series Ga, Gaa, Ge, Gee, Go, Goo, Grrr, Gey, Guy, Go, Gaw, Gum?
What letter comes after F?
What spot is about two inches inside the vagina towards the belly, right behind the pubic bone?
What String is a type of underwear, a narrow piece of cloth that covers or holds the genitals?
What is the seventh letter in the alphabetic order?
do you know the no. of successful HITS at the _-spot is directly proportional to the no. of times a woman HITS the _ym, during a particular period?
replace the first letter in the following words with the letter ........ to get the meaning given in the side:
fist-- > the long and short of it.
finger --> a famous cloth-brand..
fuck--> thick, viscous matter
Toh Bachon... what comes after the letter F?
Which letter comes between F and H?
(I was trying to act a lil geeky.. I looked at my keyboard and saw that G comes between F and H.. Only after typing the question me dumbo realized that even in the Engilsh language thats the case..)
@sriram -> u r rite dude ... thanks for the correction. Seems that I got confused between the gravitational constant and g-force :)
What is it that sounds just like to what a person who has the habit of saying "Gee!" very often, says when someone reminds him of a letter he had forgotten?
("The Letter? Gee!")
What when added to Man makes him an Atheist?
(Haha its not some deep philosophical question,
I am just talking about a fellow blogger on Sol's blogroll!)
A particular word meant the same to the British with or without this particular thing. The question is not "What is that word?", but rather what is that particular thing?
(Aaah too cryptic. Let me tell you what was on my mind
Gandhi=Andhi)
Modifying urv's question
What is it that comes between The Letter T & The Letter B?
(Haha is this pla-G-arism or what?)
And just so that nobody beats me at my own acting Alec-Smartypants game,
What is it that comes between
The Letter V & The Letter Y?
OK I thought of formulating and patenting the general principle of technique of arriving any desired keyboard key but too bored.
For example:
What is it that comes between D & J?
So if anybody is interested in continuing the dumb and Stupid game (this idea of answering I mean, not jeopardy), the arena is yours ;)
What has made Parle products very famous?
What letter signifies a spot you cant spot?
In English, to give anything lots of weight and seeming absolte importance, we add 'The' before its name.
eg. Mission - The Mission
Jeopardy - The Jeopardy (yeah wadeva Stupid)
Stupid - The Stupid?
Forget correctness of examples. You get the drift right?
In Hindi, to give anything respect, we add G (pronounced jee) after it.
(No I am not using G 'instead' of jee for my convenience. Actually thats how its written ;) After all its Hindi. Who the heck defined rules about how to write it in English?)
let me illustrate my example
Ankur - Ankur G
See? Crystal clear!
So now, here the big question.
Ankur wrote Solitaire a letter.
-Now obviously such a letter has to be of lots of weight (Ankur poured all his heart's feelings in a 400 page note book and parcelled it) and profound absolute importance.
-Plus we all got to really respect it.
-Further Ankur thehera Hindustani, Solitaire Angrez. So this letter is a Hinglish Patient.
So what do you call it?
God!!! i think thats d most beautiful word startin with G
What letter of the alphabet,when added to 'oogle',helps you search for anything in the world?
**Ankur wrote Solitaire a letter.
-Now obviously such a letter has to be of lots of weight (Ankur poured all his heart's feelings in a 400 page note book and parcelled it) and profound absolute importance.
-Plus we all got to really respect it.
-Further Ankur thehera Hindustani, Solitaire Angrez. So this letter is a Hinglish Patient.
Oye stupid, kaunsa letter be!! :P
and thoda ellobarate kar, mai Solitaire jaisa samajhdar thodi na hoon!! :P
aur tune toh mere par kahani likh di be... Dhanyawaad!! ;)
another fill in the blank... for letter ... ;)
A ...OL thing jisme saara sansar samaya hai, usne angrez log kehte hai ...LOBE!!!! :D
@ Ankur,
Maine kaha tha na...Stupid genius hai!
woh Stupid ki kaisi ...OL ...OL battien hai jisse Sol ko laga ki woh genius hai!!! :P
tune toh kaha tha, par mujhe samajh mai bhi toh aye!! :P
koi bhi jiski baat samajh mai nahi aaye woh agar genius hota hai toh... Bush bhi genius hai.. !!! :P :P
reason being.. tujhe politics samajh mai nahi aati hai na...
hahaah... :D :D
;)
Cheers!!!
@ ankur,
You mean OL OL baatein jisse mujhe laga ke woh ENIUS hai?
OM... u ot it!! ;)
:D
hehehe
@Keshi
here is another one, who can figure "THE"... Spot!! !:P
hahah
what can turn most living things' necessity into a machine's necessity?
whose absence could turn a poor guy and his actions into an animal or a complete being?
what has the potential of making the world's most hyped toilet if it stops stops living in Greenland's unusual dwelling?
what makes its own cousin prone to being eaten if it visits him?
what has the power to turn the world's most debated existence into an odd reality?
a male prostitute has two. what is it?
You act cos you live. And you live because of A, C, T and________?
(Sorry I was reminded of class 12 biology )
What is this link all about?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G
Which letter when added to Aandhi started a Storm for British Rule in India?
@ Stupido
U mean G-Mail rite...
A Letter which makes the following sentence into a very famous proverb:
"OLD IS _OLD"
monday gaya.. where r d awards????
and new post???
where r u busy Sol!! :D
~stupidosaur
The V-Y and T-B was the very next that came to my mind once I realized the problem with F-H.
One more proof of our bloody relation ;)
When you intend to ogle at soemone wearing 'this'- string, you better add two of this to ogle' so that it becomes _og_le and then wear the _og_le before you ogle! So what is 'this'?
Why does G always have a string attached ! (now take off from keshis reply ) to protect the O zone !!
TC
CU
Anti-gay people (in best of scenarios) may address a Gay person without this.
(Derogatory "Ay!")
Yes Yes Ankur I am Eniustein!
why was the topic not titled "the alphabet G" or "the mail G"...or the biscuit "Parle...."....ha ha ha ....
seems i am in jeopardy to understand this jeopardy series...
"letter G" or "G"...now i need "G for God" and "G for Glucose in my brains" to win the prize...
is it the yellow metal "G for Gold?"
or the search enjine famous "G for Google"... or the cricketers word "G for Googly"...ha ha ha ha ha ....prize muje dena yaar...
G for Gujjuben...G for Gymnasium...G for Great...G for Guru...G....G G G G G G G ....
the alphabet before H and after F is G...
@velocciraptor,
yaar fir likh daalneka na, bekaar me mein tera footage kha gaya!
@nitin
wat r u talking abt man?
I was gonna make something on Gtalk or Gmail, but never actually typed it.
Tereko telepathy ho gayi kya?
@ Ankur again
//Bush bhi genius hai.. !!! :P :P
The general rule obviously seems to be true. He managed to make himself president of USA twice, while both of us didn't even manage to become our housing colony presidents. (Or did you?)
Sure takes genius to screw up everything and come out victorious twice.
@Ankur
I did not undertand anything monk said.
He's a genius!
Lets buy his Ferrari
@ ankur abt the letter stuff.
Dekh bhai,
maine jo G mein aaya likh diya.
And besides, its so obvious you have fallen for Sol ;).
So one day that letter is gonna become a reality.
(No I didn't ask this to that Psychic whom I was gonna sue. So don't bet on it ;) )
What will you use to convert that Vivek-Kareena song from Yuva into an anti-drugs slogan of the yuva?
(Anjanaa...! Anjaani...!)
(Ganja Naa...! Ganja Nii...!)
(or maybe this is Vivek Kareena telling each other "I would not have fallen for you had you been bald"?)
What when added to K makes it universal?
What phrase, when read by a dyslexic person, might end up sounding like
The Jet Lee
Stupidosaur,
lmao @ Ganja Naa
the last one seems a bit naff;
I guess I got carried away too far..
what makes its own cousin prone to being eaten if it visits him?
G's cousin E - Egg
whose absence could turn a poor guy and his actions into an animal or a complete being?
beggar - bear
begging - being
what can turn most living things' necessity into a machine's necessity?
ear - gear
what has the potential of making the world's most hyped toilet if it stops stops living in Greenland's unusual dwelling?
igloo - (apple) iloo
a male prostitute has two. what is it?
gigolo - http://www.answers.com/gigolo
what has the power to turn the world's most debated existence into an odd reality?
god - od - 'odd'
@ Metrosexual,
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you get all these from? Or did you make them up?
@ Stupid,
Dyslexic ka mazaa na udao pls.
@ Sameera,
Nice one!! First I thought you were talking about KAMASUTRA!
@ Stupid,
Ganjani..hahahahahahahahhaha!
@ Stupidosaur,
G mein aaya woh likha? G ke aage koi aur letters nahi hai na?
And to prove that Ankur has not fallen for me, he left me a message on my other blog telling me that this picture is not good. :D
@ Stupid and Ankur,
Who is Jenny?
@ Phantom,
Sad part is you asked the questions and answered them all yourself! Prize kaise doo?
@ Stupid,
If homosexuals are called G-AY then should not the opposite of homosexuals (heterosexuals) all be called AY-G.
Is that why hindi movie wives called their husbands that to prove to everyone that he is heterosexual?
@ Compassion,
Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME PUNS!!
@ Stupid,
Oh GOD! That GOGGLE thing took me more than ten seconds to understand!
@ Shiva,
How about all that is _OLD does not -LITTER?
@ SS,
Which direction? Or both?
@ Stupid,
What's with the biology comment?
Solitaire
Where did you get all these from? Or did you make them up?
are you kidding me?! my bheja is partially fried after coming up with all that lot!
@ Amit,
I dunno! I will google the answer and tell you.
@ Mayz,
Nice! And I thought guys would say GIRLS!
@Stupid
**Sure takes genius to screw up everything and come out victorious twice
If success is the surity of geniusness then surely he does... :P
but its on other ...adhedas to believe tat, and to find out I need not to be ...enius!!
;)
So whilst other ...eniuses (self proclaimed ;) ) may be housing society president, I dont even own a house! ;)
Jeni...dont know??
gujju hai na tu??
@ Stupid,
What letter comes between S an K. Oh sorry!! Those are initials for Shahrukh Khan. Think of a nasty word for G. ;)
G-man should have been here!
@ D,
Who is this?
@ Hiren,
G-yo mere laal!
@ Comfortably Numb,
WOWWWWWWWWWWIE
@ SMM,
That both are divine? ;)
@ Hiren,
WHATTTTTTTT!! You are a nerd!
@ Vinz,
What's the entire word?
@ Ankur,
Sharpen your typing skills please.
**Sharpen your typing skills please
If advise- Thankya!
If remark-i m bad!
If comment-??? (explain)
@ Hemu,
GGGGood luck!
@ Sriram and Hiren,
Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
@ Vishesh,
Koi vishesh answer de na!
@ Keshi,
Nice.
@ How do we know?
Arey kuch original ho jaaye yaar!
@ Aneesh,
Odd or common?
@ Sweetsticky,
Hehe! Should put these up in a sex education class.
@ Jane,
Is that gym-g-spot correlation real???????
@ Iceman and Urv,
Lotsa geeks here!
starting letter of the job which most of the guys shud njoy doing....
##male version of julie##
hmm is it tht unbelievable! ;)
muje prize nahi chaahiye...
Gorgeous..!!
the comment abt ur pic in other blog was not to disprove anything!!
and tat to stupid!! :P
u kiddin me Sol!! :P
@sol just because I usually mazak udao about everything does not mean I was mocking dyslexics. Some famous artists and writers are dyslexic. If only it did not cause problems with regular education and stuff, I think dyslexia in a way is cool.
In fact since I garbled up lett' g with Jet Lee, it shows I am somewhat affected by it , to a very small degree. But fortunately I can go in that state semi voluntarily and come out of it voluntarily. Trick is, when reading or hearing anything , just blur your mind's eye/ear slightly and make you cognition like that of a drunken monkey. And then watch the fun roll out of every mundane writing and speech :)
Cartoon Netwok Channel in India shows "Jackie Chan Adventures".
My 'dyslexic self' hears it as "Jay Chicken!" adventures.
@sol
abt the biology stuff
In class 12 we were taught abt the DNA and how it works.It was fascinating! A, G, C & T are the letters they represent gene sequences with, beacause they are the nucleotides of which the two spiral arms of the DNA ladder is made of. Too bored to google.
Hope I have not made spelling mistake:
A-adenine
G-Guanine
C-Cytosine
T-Thymine
@sol abt SGK
Maybe Shahrukh chacha decided to be a trendsetter. Instead of his wife taking middle name from him, he decided to do role reversal.
Shahrukh Gauri Khan.
@sol
The goggle thing was inspired by rakhi sawant item number from Krazzy4
(kala chashma pehen ke chupke chupke dekhe jaye tu...)
See sol,
I am right abt ankur. He vehemently insists that he does not disprove of my claims :)
@ankur
//and tat to stupid!! :P
peace buddy, mein tum logon ke beech mein deewar nahin banunga ;)
apparently , it eeezzz :)
geeee
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