July 13, 2008

psychic?

If you went to a psychic who can predict your future, what is the one question you would definitely ask?

152 comments:

Nitin said...

When I'm gng to die...

vishesh said...

What will become? I mean will i become what ever others want to be? But then i already know the answer :)

IR said...

will i die satisfied or with a feeling of dissatisfaction

Deepali said...

Don't know. Even if I think about it for a while I doubt a question will come to me.

What the point in knowing the future? It will be the present in some time.

Iceman said...

Akkal badi ya bhains?

LOL!

or may b.. "When will u die?"

Aneesh said...

I have gone to one and I couldn't ask just one :)
One definite Question??
What will I become? :)

Ankur said...

Is she going to be mine? (i m not talking abt ex here!! :D )

Hiren said...

psychic .... the crystal ball ones or the tarrot card ones or the good old baba's ... :)

normally I dont believe (although I respect such ppl) but if ever i bump into a genuine person with such powers ... i would like to know one thing if thats possible ... the date of my demise (you can also put is as my date with death :-)) ...

Princess Mia said...

not taht i believe in astrology but this is one question i wud ask...
If am gonna be in India or abroad for the rest of my life......

wat abt u eh?

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

is janam mein aur kuchh achha hona hai ya nhi....nhi toh bolo toh agle janam ka wait karoo ...

d SINNER!!! said...

hmmm...


why do I have all my answers already

Stupidosaur said...

"Can u REALLY predict my future?"

Stupidosaur said...

"watcha gonna do when I sue u?"

Stupidosaur said...

"After I invent the time machine, you are gonna be out of job. What will you do then?"

Stupidosaur said...

Hello all 'couch' potato spicy and sweet pringles that visit this blog.

There is one thing that I find hugely unfair here.

The renowned psychologist, Ms. Solitaire , through her probing questions, always gets to know our innermost thoughts and secrets. But she herself remains more or less an enigma.

From now on we should include one more mandatory rule in the game here. Solitaire herself must also give her answer(s) to each of the questions she asks.

What say?

humbl devil said...

what's my next question???
:P

Urv said...

Seriously speaking, nothing came to my mind. I guess I want life as it comes.. :) That way, the smiles n tears will be all spontaneous..

rayshma said...

i went. and i asked.
when will my professional life look up?
he told me also. in great detail. and of course, i forgot abt it till this post reminded me! :)

Vrij said...

If I ever went to a Psychic, I'd ask her how she manages so many blogs with so much aplomb?

joiedevivre said...

aap ki baatein 100% sachhi hai??
if yes..convince me...

carolinagal said...

Do you know the 'Charmed' ones??

LOL

I second stupidosaur here...Solitaire MUST post her answers here as well!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

EEKS! What is the use of that? What if she says...its right now and stabs you!? Sorry...my imagination goes wild sometimes!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

You just wasted one precious question!

Solitaire said...

@ IR,

Hmmm...now that is a sensible question...but why talk about death when there is life ahead of you?

Solitaire said...

@ Deepali,

You should ask that question to those who frequent astrologers and psychics. People want to know the future out of curiosity...

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Oh no! Death again! That seems to a common theme here.

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Become as in? You will become a MAN!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

oh oh! Then who?

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

WHAT!? you too brutus?

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

Aha! Now that is one question I used to ask a lot of astrologers when I was younger. :)

Me....will tell later. ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

What if she says "nahi hoga and this is your last janam"?

Solitaire said...

@ D sinner,

You do? How many kids are you going to have?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupidosaur,

Answer is YES..chalo aage badho...NEXT!

Phantom - The Ghost said...

"are you sure?"

Solitaire said...

@ Stupidosaur,

Fair or not fair...this is how things are. Did anyone tell you this is a FAIR blog..I mean just cos I have a fair complexion, it does not mean that all is going to be fair..anyway..all is fair in love and war..and in today's world..blogs too!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

You were allowed one question..or are these multiple visits? So much curiosity? I think she will make sure she does not allow you back in after you have once asked her the "sue" wala question!

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Actually....they do know what all your questions are!

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

Shu urv...aavu?

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

Anything proven accurate so far?

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

And who exactly are you talking about???

Solitaire said...

@ joie,

Hmmmmm....smart one!

Ankur said...

u have a 6th sense and i thought u must have sensed tat!!! :D

how u doing??
Raised d toast abhi for u and my frnds were thinking who is Sneha, some hidden girlfriend of mine!!!
hehe

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Carolinagal,

Me not posting my answers...:p
Mera blog and mujhpe orders?!!!!!

Sweetstickychewy said...

Tell me...Will i be very influential and make a difference?

Thats what i would ask..

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Lots of "are you sure"s from ppl here!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

AWWWWWWWWWW how sweet is that!!!!!!!! I am deeply touched!! :)

And as for the 6th sense, sense toh aa gaya but I need to know that from the horse's mouth! O I mean gainda's mouth!

Ankur said...

Dr Sneha... ita an honour to know u... :)

and btw.. this horse is too shy!!! :D

oh.. i mean this Gainda dont speak English u c!! ;)
:D
hehe

Cheers!!!

Nitin said...

Its important it will help me a lot :
1. I can plan my trip to egypt and europe wanna see these places before i die..
2.I can adjust my expenditure / Saving ratio.... mere paise par koi aur aish kaare nahin.. maarne ke pehle pura uddah kar maroonga...
3.Life insurace compnay se badla lena hein, maarne ke ek saal pehle ek badi policy kawaoonga..

"...What if she says...its right now and stabs you .."
wow.. tab tu maaza aa jaayega.. marne ke baad bhi lottery.... ;)

Sutta said...

"Yaar main director banunga na yaar?"

Though, I know I will! One day, pretty soon!

carolinagal said...

**Me not posting my answers**..

Oh come on Dr. Sol, don't you think your loyal readers deserve to know your answers as well?? (**droopy lip, batting eyelids**) :P

rayshma said...

yeah... quite scary, no? he'd told me i'll get an opp in UK around jul/aug '08. and yeah, i have been offered something quite substantial.
of course, now just to prove that there's nothing like psychics & no1 else can know MY future, i'm trying not to get into it! :D

Neeku said...

somehow i am scared of psychics

... its like they know your secret or something...

but if i weren't scared than i would ask... will i ever be able to be an author of children&cookbooks... !

Keshi said...

good one Sol.

I'd ask:

If I ever find my Baboon, is he gonna be found dead or alive?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

btw come n check out my shopping frenzy!

Keshi.

Vrij said...

As if U don't know who I'm referring to..

APOO said...

did you know i was gonna be here?

Nirmal said...

i will ask pyshcic...

"what do i want to know"..
i guess she will know that...

hehehe

humbl devil said...

@ stupidosaur
this wasn't a FAIR blog from the start...
so always be wary how much of you you reveal yourself...
hehe

i've been following that...

tit for tat for sol...
hehe

Iceman said...

coz my dear child, death is the ultimate truth! Not life!

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Tit for tat? How so?

*puzzled*

Oh btw, do you think Stupid reveals his deep dark secrets? Hahahah!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Then why even bother to live life. Go die! Right?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

As a matter of fact, they do!!

Solitaire said...

@ Apoo,

Like they care!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

No I really do not...or are you also confused like Ankur was a few posts ago?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

And by baboon, you mean??

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Who cares if they know our secrets..its not like they will go tell someone!!

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

He said "opportunity"...did he say whether or not you would take it up?

Solitaire said...

@ Carolinagal,

Awwww...is that what spencer does?

Rakesh said...

why should i beleive that u can predict my future..another way around how u predict someones future..give me that power...:D

Solitaire said...

@ Sutta,

Arey! Psychic nahi bola then also I will make sure you become one! I too need to become a star, you see!

Chakoli said...

one question...


pehle chooza aaya ya murgi;-))

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Yaar! Tu toh paise ke peeche pagal ho gaya hai!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Oh I know Gainda speaks English..otherwise how will he know words like "shrek" and all....

I think now Vrij is getting confused...he thinks i am a "psychic"!

Solitaire said...

@ Sweetsticky,

Great question!

carolinagal said...

Haha!
Touché!

Nitin said...

Dude..duniya uske picche pagal hein ...and I belong to same materialistic world... but atleast mein tu udane ki baat kaar raha hoon.. bacchane ki nahin .....

Alok said...

How much Money am I going to pay you?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Really? Then I must be living in a completely different world!

Alok said...

P.S. I agree with Stupidosaur. }:^D

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Haha! Very practical!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Then read my comment back to Stupid.

Alok said...

Okay, that was pretty Fair...

Oh wait, I was looking at Vidya Balan's face.

What was the question again?
*confused*
:D

Ankur said...

thanks for embracing the fact again!! :D

but Gainda doesnt know these few... dont know whether its going to be disappointment or joy!!!
so request u to use ur 6th again for me!! :D

and truly yes... Vrij is infact making a mistake!! :D
hehe

Keshi said...

Baboon = Man (still in evolution)

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

I hope Vrij comes back to explain!! Otherwise, he may be embraced.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Thought so!! Why would you want a dead baboon?

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Vidya Balan on Short and Sweet?
Now I am confused!

Urv said...

Ha le aavu :P :P I mentioned the reason na..

Hemanth Potluri said...

can anyone care more then my mom..if yes who is that ...heheh ..

urs..hemu..

Ankur said...

senses are skipped is it!! ;)

Stupidosaur said...

Oh C'mon Solitaire.

We are not asking you to spill out 100 litres (=sau litre, =solitaire, =bad joke) of your inner secrets. Just one answer to each of the questions you ask.

And of course you can follow my own strategy of 'not revealing the deep dark secrets'. That does not mean you can't answer does it?

Dosti can't be one sided affair.

But a supposed affair can turn out to be a one sided dosti (I can't stop ranting)

SMM said...

"Meri lottery kab nikelgi? (And I don't want any lottery less than at least 10 crores."

Iceman said...

Then why even bother to live life. Go die! Right?

Eventually u will... :P No choice...

but have as much fun as u can b4 that!

Keshi said...

I dun want a dead baboon! My qn to the psychic was wud I find him dead or alive. Cos the Wait seems like an eternity!

Keshi.

Deepali said...

I also was going to ask you, what you would have asked a psychic solitaire.

It's not about fair or unfair. Everyone is just driven by curiosity and most people who think that a question comes to us because you were thinking about the answer to the same.

d SINNER!!! said...

@ sol...

u wanna know...between 10-100...any other questions lady???

I second, third , fourth STUPIDOSAUR (hope i spelled it right)

Aneesh said...

Sol,

Haha, I mean, what will I be known as when my life is over?

humbl devil said...

tit for tat as in you never give answers to any of the questions...hehe
same thing i noticed regarding your answers to keshi's questions at her blog...

so i never honestly answered any of the questions...if i cud help it...

and i told stupidosaur to be wary...not that he reveals everything here...

i second stupidosaur, carolinagal and alok...:P

seems like you have an uprising on your hands...
:P

Am In Trance said...

Psssst...
I Don't Have Any Questions...
Kahe ko uske paas jaaon ?? Uske Fees Ke Paise Se 3 Beer Aa Jaayenge...
Hic..!!
:)

Aayushi~ said...

Shit,Sneha!
You come up with such great stuff here..oh m jealous :(

I would..well
too many questions to ask.
cetainly nt when i will die. ;)

no of children,will i actually marry (lol,just acting dumb)
what will i be aage?

actually i already have a lot of answers :p
whats with yr queS?

Phantom - The Ghost said...

"don't read my mind"

Phantom - The Ghost said...

tell me "how will two psychic's talk or interact?"

like this..."you read my mind and i read yours!"

psycho...

ceedy said...

oops this is very late...hope the psy chick is not tired...

right now the only one question I have - when should i expect my GC...this will sort a lot of things....:)

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

hai Allah ..fir main psychic ka band baja dunga :x

Solitaire said...

@ ceedy,

See now that is what I call an honest question!

Solitaire said...

@ daydreamer,

What! What's the psychic's fault if its your last birth?

Stupidosaur said...

@ Humble Devil ,Carolinagal and Alok and D'sinner

Madam bhav kha reli hai.
(Acting up and being haughy)
Jaaney do.

@Ma'am,
Thrrbbbhhht Pfffzzzt and stuff like that.


O wait this is an uprising?
Then the rebel leadership cannot afford to get weak!

"Utho saathiyon!"
"Chalo Delhi!" "Oops! US I meant."

"We demand some answers around here"
"Hamari maangey poori karo!"

"Long live the revolution"*

*Actually I never understand this particular sentence. I think I have heard it quite a few times on TV. Its so contradictory! The revolution would end as soon as the demands are met. Then why do they want it to live long? Don't they wish their demands be met as early as possible? Dont they wish that whatever change they are trying to bring about, be brought about as soon as possible?


Hmm maybe we can get the psychic to solve the mystery behind that odd sentence.

Maybe humans, especially the mob just loves all the hullaballoo of the revolution. Who cares what the goal or cause is!

Aah such a long comment. Mind sure is an AssOcciative Moron!

Stupidosaur said...

@sol
Ha Ha I just noticed in someones blogroll that our names are next to each other.

Birds of a letter flock together?

Meaningless comment.
So I hadd to post it.

Vrij said...

Well.. the only explanation I can give is that I consider Psychics and Psychos to be of the same category! Both do nothin more than twist ur brains inside out! One group jokes about ur future and the other makes digs at ur past ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

I do not think that they read your mind. If they did, it would mean that they are saying back to you what is in your mind. That would mean that you know the answers to your questions, right?

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

aah ok!! So they are similar but not the same!! So I am the past wala "psychic", not the future..so do you want to pick another question to ask the future waali psychic?

Solitaire said...

@ Aayushi,

All those questions make so much sense. When I was your age, I would have asked the same! Now I know what I am! And I know how many kids I want and if they don't happen, I know I can adopt! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Am in Trance,

Hehe!! Once upon a time, I used to do that too. Only that instead of the cost of beer, I would rattle off the cost of Maggi.

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Oh so you actually look for my answers in Keshi's blog? Ahem!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Aneesh of course!! Unless you change your name midlife!

Solitaire said...

@ D sinner,

10 kids?????????

Solitaire said...

@ Rakesh,

Power lekar kya karega?

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

Humein kya?

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

eh? What sort of question is that?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,


***We are not asking you to spill out 100 litres (=sau litre, =solitaire, =bad joke)

na na..good joke!

***And of course you can follow my own strategy of 'not revealing the deep dark secrets'.

I am anyway!

Dosti can't be one sided affair.

***Dosti? Dosti se expectation? Read the latest post on psychobabble.

Solitaire said...

@ Smm,

Oh so you know lagne toh waali hai...you just don't know when?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

If you have that recognition, then why don't you ask about the life?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Don't worry. He might be the type of man who will live to be a 100. I bet you still have several decades to find him.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

So do you or do you not want the revolution to continue?

Iceman said...

If you have that recognition, then why don't you ask about the life?


Whats the use? Of asking about life?
:D... I see no point in asking about life! Why do you want to ask about ur life when u have the option of living it the way u want?

Keshi said...

lol u want me to be an Anna Nicole Smith? hahaha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Devil I agree...Sol never answers the qns in my blog. Alway AVOIDS em.

NOT FAIR SOL!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Am still confused.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Spoken truly like a man who has never experienced oppression!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Oh but I do use Vicco everyday. People say I am fair.

Keshi said...

there she does it again!

Sol u cant hide behind humor all the time. lol! U gotta ANS next time ok? :)

Keshi.

Iceman said...

arey... teen baar hua hai mera operation...

ky aoperation bolreli hai?
kaiku operation?

abhi sirf mera bheja ka operation karna baki hai....

Iceman said...

u use Vicco Vajradhanti to keep ur self fair?

I thought it was for ur teeth.. err to keep ur teeth fair!

interesting!

then u brush ur teeth with a fairness cream?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups!

I use Vicco Turmeric. Its a face cream.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

OMG! I had to go back and read what I said to you for you to come back with such a comment about operations!

HAHAHAH! Funny!

Iceman said...

abe.. i never assume...

i was just pulling ur legs...

cos once i brushed with shaving cream, and to compensate for that i used toothpaste to shave!

so was seeing if u also did that!....

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Ok..here is another bit of info for you. I use dabur red for my teeth.

Phantom - The Ghost said...

are psychologists not mind readers? ha ha ha...what is it all about in psychology...that which is not pathology and not physiology?

psychics go beyond and are aware of the basics and they go beyond...are the neurons answering to the nerves? thats the work of neurologists!!

hypnosis forms part of psychologist work...am i wrong? asking questions and giving out analysis!! what is it known as?

are psychics paranormal and out of this world?

what did socrates or plato do? ask questions!!

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Are you trying to imitate Socrates by asking so many questions? You also think that psychologists are mind readers. Tcch tcch...not again!

aneri_masi said...

i will ask the psychic to tell me why i am there :)

Satish Bolla said...

will i ever find someone as good as her????

Ria said...

when m i gonna die!coz then i wud like to plan my life accordingly.

Phantom - The Ghost said...

okie...so psychologists are not psychics...okie...

so you tell me "who is a psychic?"

Anonymous said...

Hi,

I have a genuine question here. Yes I am same Anon. recently commented on your success.

There is this guy around 30 something. He is all set in his life but he does get one dream everyday which i guess/believe related with some psychic stuff. the dream is he sees 5-10 times in month that he is taking some test(board exam of 12th class in India) and he has answered his test half so far and time finishes so moderator comes back and get his answer-sheet out of his hands.

This has been repeated many many times so far. Any clue behind this? It has happened once in real life of candidate. but could it be so sharp that impression is still very active even after 15 years later???

I'll appreciate your views. We can take this offline as well. I mean via email if needed.

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

I don't really answer such questions here and I also do not work overtime, if you know what I mean. Perhaps, you do not have access to my woes blog and that's why you are asking me this question.

To answer your question, yes it is very much possible if the person was traumatized by that event when it actually occurred, to keep getting this dream over and over again. For more details, look up PTSD on the web.

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Psychics are closely related to supernatural phenomena.

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

You could die tomorrow and know that and plan accordingly, and yet your plans may fail.

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Aww..who is her?

Solitaire said...

@ Aneri,

And she might very well know.

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
u don't know her??? i thought u read abt her in my blog

Phantom - The Ghost said...

"supernatural phenomena".......ha ha ha...

"are you not a supernatural?"

"have you not seen supernatural?"

...your quest to know the depth of life...your questions for the future...your curiosity into various small events about you and this world...

not all are good psychologists Solitaire...(Gujjuben)...

Pujan said...

This is Anon here. Thanks for answering it. Still I was expected it in much more simple english language because this psychologists words "trauma" and "PSTC" are going above my head.

Anyways, Thanks!