August 20, 2008
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If you had to come out with a product with your first name as the brand name, what product would you choose and what would be the punch line or slogan?
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106 comments:
Ranjeet ki underwear or baniyan....??????
Kris condoms - Makes you want to do 1028!
KESHI
Product: Condoms
Punch line:
"Real protection for all kinds of dick-heads!"
Keshi.
Vinayak's as in the Lincoln's...
the car brand
VCL.. - Vinayak's Chicken Lollypop's
V Squared..!! Vinayak's Vodka..!!
:)
ur name is ranjeet!!
Abhi-Shake body fat reduction systems..
shake them down!! :P :P
A perfume by my name so that my fans can have a whiff of me!
:P How corny!
ARJUNs hair cleanser....
cleans you out.. totally!!
vishesh publications :)
hehhehehehhe:))
chaks ka chakmak powder :PPP
Sup's Tasty Soups...open, stir & drink
I already have my name on japanese clothes cecile.co.jp/ ;) I don t really speak japanese so it s pretty hard to make a slogan out of it ;)
Aneesh Juice!!
"Get it and feel the thrill!!!"
Dildo...
Ice dildo.. sends a chill up ur w/e or where ever u stick it up into....
ROTFLMAO
ARJUN (the tank)
aapki maa behen ki izzat ka rakhwala
already exists. bollywood & bhojpuri products.
bollywood: reshma aur shera
bhojpuri: reshma ki jawaani.
baseline: sampoorna manoranjan. *complete entertainment, for those who don't get the hindi!*
umm.. why are u selling ranjeet ki underwear/baniyan..????
condom that glows in the dark
"Light your dreams"
Chai Biskut with Vrij
--
Vrij, The coolest Fridge !
note to self: create a more practical nick next time.
Hemu Pillow
Touch it to feel it....lol..nice post will come with more wait...
urs..hemu..
Funny replies here! :D
My product:
Alok Dildos
"Ek Alokik Ehsaas"
Abhinav point 3 magnum pistols!
V excel in 10 Meter shooting
samby condoms...
naam hi kafi hai.....
Product: Pens and stationery stuff
"dare to express yourself"
D's Corner [a cafe tht plays shows like frinds on request]
Tag line - "Be Yourself"
this is strait from the hrt...no funky jazz :)
Stupi Dosa Aur idli-
Beats Anna's any day.
Hehe no real name here on public forum.
"They don't know...who is heeeee...
Dil ko chura ke le gaya...ek Bugs Buneeee......"
@ Kris,
Sorry am a bit ignorant. What's 1028?
Did I just kill a joke?
@ Keshi,
What's up with people so far naming condoms after themselves? Is it the letter K? From Kamasutra? Hmmmmmmmmm.
Hahahahahahahahaha...your punch line is so funny...I mean punny!!
@ Vinayak,
OK! So you have a car, chicken lollipops, and vodka named after you.
Interesting combo!
@ Abhishek,
No! But the one who came up with Ranjeet ki underwear is Ranjeet!!
@ Abhishek,
Hahahahahahah!! Abhi shake...
@ D,
Very!! I like it!
@ Arjun,
Haha! We can see that!
@ Vishesh,
Oy! Vishesh publications grocery store mein milenge?
@ Chakoli,
What does this special powder do? Washing powder hai ke face powder that will make me look like Ms. Chamko?
@ SMM
Hmmmmm. Sweet and Sour Sup...
@ Cess,
WOW! Good for you. How about making a desi product now?
@ Aneesh,
Juice se thrill? Aisa kaisa juice hai? Double meaning toh nahi?
@ Iceman,
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!
BTW, what is w/e?
Yaha par toh weekend ko w/e bolti hoon main.
@ Arjun,
Hahahahahahahha!! Izzat ka rakhwala....hahahahah!
Sounds like a hindi movie title.
@ Rayshma,
Hahahaah! Rayshma ki jawaani?!!! YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
@ Rayshma,
I am not! But if my name had been ranjeet, I would have!
@ Chriz
Chriz Condoms! Interesting.
We already have three condoms here and everything starts with the sound "k"!
@ Vrij,
Waaah!!! Propogating your blog and rhyming bhi!!
@ Ghost,
Haha!!
You seriously cannot think of anything???????
@ Hemu,
PILLLLLLLLLLOW?
@ ALOK,
hahahahah!!!! Sounds soooooooooooooo funny!!!! I can even almost hear that voice of a man saying the slogan with a feather flying around.
@ Abhinav,
Of course!!! No doubt about that! :)
@ Paratrooper,
WOW! Such a huge variety of condoms here. What is different about your condoms compared to Kris, Keshi, and Chriz?
chRIz + KeShi = Kris?
(phonetics + spelling)
(using only halfish characters is justified. Only half the genetic material from each gets passed)
Do I here yikes??
Solution: Use either of the three brand products.
Now I better paratroop away and hide in a condomINIUM before somebody Krils me
looks like the most popular product is Condoms wow!
**condom that glows in the dark
"Light your dreams"
Really love that one Chriz! Clever, witty and so 'satisfying'? LOL!
Keshi.
Sol this post is like a brainstorming session for Marketing/Advertising execs. And very interesting replies!
So Iceman is producing 'DILDO Paagal Hai'?
Sol yeah my punchline is pretty 'punny' in a nasty way hahahaha! Im glad u got it.
Keshi.
**it the letter K? From Kamasutra?
Sol I think 'Keshi' sounds very KAMAish yes!
And alot of ppl chose Condoms, mebbe cos we r all thinking of sex all the time? haha!
Sol now wut wud be ur product and punchline? wud love to know.
Keshi.
pillow madam dont u sleep on a pillow daily...:O..r u askin me wat a pillow is?..
urs..hemu...
I think I'll get into packaging...
NITIN FOILS!!!
so you can keep every thing in it fresh..always..!!
yeah..this was crappy n impulsive..lemme think better....hmmm....
"Shorty's Astronomy University"...Will take you to heights of stardom!
BTW shorty is one of my fav nicks.
Apoo
Toilet cleaner.
"get rid of A-poo-p"
(I tried something for frozen dal dhoklii mix, but brain is too numb right now)
Yogi Yoghurt...
It's fat-free...doesnt hurt ur heart!
Product: Ghosts
'Please don't wish to see one'
Ad sponsored by Group Against Internet Stalkers.
There u go dear girl...i dunno if thiss good...bt im tired beyond life.
Howdy ka recipe booklet... if you dont know how to cook, this book is not going to make you! ;-) (a la a restaurant called "Really bad food" and living up to the name)
Ankur chap beedi...
pio aur pilao.. dhua khoob udao!! ;)
:D
hehehe
Valencia oranges(already existing)
getting interesting reading the answers
good to see you in action still! :)
my name is Vivek.. so..
We-Wake Alarm Clocks!
Wake the entire house up!
:)
w/e is whatever...
Keshi...
"DILDO pagal hai"
ROTFL... a mallu speaks exactly like that
thrill dene vaale juice, abhi tak aap piya nahim??
best. post. ever.
@Keshi
"Dildo pagal hai"
hahaha FTW!
what's with the sudden condom conundrum?
and I never know you were into car parts?
solitaire's solid tyres?
ha ha ha...hey Soul, let me try...
the advertisement starts...
(1)
"ting tong"
"R ka detergent powder aur tikiya...sab ki dhulaai kar dhe...kapde andhar aur baahar..sabse safedh...naa daag na babbhe...istemaal mein aasaan...kuch ragdo kuch giso...jaagwaalaa...R R R R R..."
(2)
"ting tong...Raghu Iyer's Mirch Masala...khaane mein laaye swaad aur aankon mein paani...kisi ke bhi aankon mein dhool naa jonkhe..just masalaa daale...acidity aur pet ki jalan badaaye...pet complete saaf kare...Raghu Iyer's Mirch Masala...ting tong"
(3)
"ting tong...Raghu's Fitness Spa...very natural and very aromatic...for all round rejuvenation and freshness...ang ang mein spurthi aur tandhoorasthi ke liye...visit maariye..aur aaj hi enroll kijiye...discounts personal sessions ke baadh...for first comers one session of free body massage...ting tong"....
HA HA HA.....HA HA HA...
Ria
Product: Chocolates
Punchline: Nothing melts faster in your mouth. :)
waise anklur chap beedi aur ghutka already aati hai...
and also there was a cinema hall in jaipur with the same name!!
but i wud luv to have a Restaurant chain with my last name..
Badjatyas... "The place to be, for you to enjoy!!!"
and lately the pic hasnt changed mam... :D
@ Vandita,
And you can use your display picture too!!!!
@ Divkiran,
I can visualize collegians coming there...in fact, I can visualize the entire crew of Jaane tu ya jaane na there!!
@ Stupid,
Continue with this theory. Its interesting. Only half the material passes...then what happens to it?
@ Keshi,
Sneha is such a boring name for products.
Anyway, me not that creative...
Can you suggest something? (Please not condoms huh....we have too many of them)
@ Hemu,
I know what a pillow is. Why a pillow though?
@ Nitin,
Nitin Knitting Yarn! Its rhymes!
@ Pavi,
Hahaha! Shorty will take you to heights! Heights!
@ Apoo,
Oh oh!! You know that in gujjuland you can get daal dhokli dry packets. You just need to put the contents in hot water!
@ Yogesh,
Awesome! I will soon eat Yogi!
@ Ghost,
Ghosts cannot get tired beyond life. They do not have one.
@ How do we know,
Kya bola? Kuch samajh nahi aaya!
@ ankur,
EEEKS! Beedi?????????
Cigar bana sakta tha...beedi kyon?
@ Aqua,
Reallllllllllly?
@ Crimson,
That is awesome!!! I need you We-Wake.
@ Iceman,
Is the plural of dildo dilde in Hindi?
De de de de mujhko dilde de de de mujhko...alisha chinoy sang that song...now i get it!
@ Aneesh,
Haaaaaaan! Maine toh piya hai!
@ Metrosexual.
Thank. You.
Solid tyres!!! YIKEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Sigh. At least one product after me. Better than people playing me online all the time.
@ Ria,
Woh toh soap ka bhi naam hai!! EEEEEEEEEKS! Soap in my mouth!?
@ Ankur,
Badjatya????? Reminds me of Hum Aapke Hain Kaun!!!
@ Ankur,
This pic is good na.
@ Keshi,
Keshi Kesh Tel.
well that much is true...we don't have a life. bt hey...we rock nonetheless.
SNEHA
Product: Moisturising Cream
Punch line: 'Smoothes' all those 'rough' patches of your very 'soul'!
Now is there a better way than that to describe Sol!
Keshi.
**Keshi Kesh Tel.
btw TEL means OIL in Sinhalese and yes there's Hair Oil called 'Kesh' in Sri Lanka lol!
Keshi.
The thing i hate most is cooking. The only kind of recipe booklet i want is one that sits pretty on my shelf, convinving the in laws that i cook, without actually making me move a muscle in that direction.
Aisa hi ek cook book, with practical recipes that u dont need to follow.
And there IS a restaurant called Really Bad food, and they live up to that name.
Hi,Sol-re. your first suggestion-who was it for??*muses*
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I'd put my name for erasers-
like,Amit Erasers:
It'd be something of an antithesis(Is that the right figure of speech?)..coz,A-mit means 'cannot be erased...and,the punch line?
Amit Erasers-they erase even the A-mit tattoos on your tummy!
***De de de de mujhko dilde de de de mujhko...alisha chinoy sang that song...now i get it!
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soli... dirty gal... :P
ROTFL
arre? it is a movie! :D
my team had made me a poster using graphics from the movie... and given it to me on my bday. the bbay floods washed it... or i'd have shown it to u... :(
was by far the most creative gift i've ever got! :D
yes the same badjatyas from Maine pyar kiya!!
we share the same roots.. cant help it! :P
all ur pics r good, they have to be, atleast this much they can copy from u.. isnt! :D
but somehow u used to change, so asked!
its a fauji condom...for rough n tuff use
like i said naam hi kafi hai
ankit acid
burns like a hell!!!!!!!!!
If the soap melts so easily then its not a good soap!! :P
Ranjeet ki underwear or baniyan....??????
actually its
"ranjeet ganji ane jaangiya"
ha ha ha....
chocolate :D
long, dark, n mmmmm mmmmm
:P
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