August 20, 2008

Commercial

If you had to come out with a product with your first name as the brand name, what product would you choose and what would be the punch line or slogan?

107 comments:

Solitaire said...

Ranjeet ki underwear or baniyan....??????

Kris Bass said...

Kris condoms - Makes you want to do 1028!

Keshi said...

KESHI


Product: Condoms

Punch line:

"Real protection for all kinds of dick-heads!"



Keshi.

Vinz aka Vinu said...

Vinayak's as in the Lincoln's...
the car brand

VCL.. - Vinayak's Chicken Lollypop's

V Squared..!! Vinayak's Vodka..!!


:)

Abhishek Khanna said...

ur name is ranjeet!!

Abhishek Khanna said...

Abhi-Shake body fat reduction systems..
shake them down!! :P :P

D said...

A perfume by my name so that my fans can have a whiff of me!
:P How corny!

Arjun said...

ARJUNs hair cleanser....

cleans you out.. totally!!

vishesh said...

vishesh publications :)

Chakoli said...

hehhehehehhe:))

chaks ka chakmak powder :PPP

SMM said...

Sup's Tasty Soups...open, stir & drink

Cess said...

I already have my name on japanese clothes cecile.co.jp/ ;) I don t really speak japanese so it s pretty hard to make a slogan out of it ;)

Aneesh said...

Aneesh Juice!!

"Get it and feel the thrill!!!"

Iceman said...

Dildo...

Ice dildo.. sends a chill up ur w/e or where ever u stick it up into....

ROTFLMAO

Arjun said...

ARJUN (the tank)
aapki maa behen ki izzat ka rakhwala

rayshma said...

already exists. bollywood & bhojpuri products.
bollywood: reshma aur shera
bhojpuri: reshma ki jawaani.

baseline: sampoorna manoranjan. *complete entertainment, for those who don't get the hindi!*

rayshma said...

umm.. why are u selling ranjeet ki underwear/baniyan..????

Chriz said...

condom that glows in the dark

"Light your dreams"

Vrij said...

Chai Biskut with Vrij
--
Vrij, The coolest Fridge !

Ghost Particle said...

note to self: create a more practical nick next time.

Hemanth Potluri said...

Hemu Pillow

Touch it to feel it....lol..nice post will come with more wait...

urs..hemu..

Alok said...

Funny replies here! :D

My product:

Alok Dildos

"Ek Alokik Ehsaas"

Abhinav said...

Abhinav point 3 magnum pistols!
V excel in 10 Meter shooting

The Paratrooper said...

samby condoms...

naam hi kafi hai.....

Vandita said...

Product: Pens and stationery stuff
"dare to express yourself"

Divkiran said...

D's Corner [a cafe tht plays shows like frinds on request]

Tag line - "Be Yourself"

this is strait from the hrt...no funky jazz :)

Stupidosaur said...

Stupi Dosa Aur idli-
Beats Anna's any day.

Hehe no real name here on public forum.

"They don't know...who is heeeee...
Dil ko chura ke le gaya...ek Bugs Buneeee......"

Solitaire said...

@ Kris,

Sorry am a bit ignorant. What's 1028?
Did I just kill a joke?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

What's up with people so far naming condoms after themselves? Is it the letter K? From Kamasutra? Hmmmmmmmmm.

Hahahahahahahahaha...your punch line is so funny...I mean punny!!

Solitaire said...

@ Vinayak,

OK! So you have a car, chicken lollipops, and vodka named after you.

Interesting combo!

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

No! But the one who came up with Ranjeet ki underwear is Ranjeet!!

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

Hahahahahahah!! Abhi shake...

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Very!! I like it!

Solitaire said...

@ Arjun,

Haha! We can see that!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

Oy! Vishesh publications grocery store mein milenge?

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

What does this special powder do? Washing powder hai ke face powder that will make me look like Ms. Chamko?

Solitaire said...

@ SMM

Hmmmmm. Sweet and Sour Sup...

Solitaire said...

@ Cess,

WOW! Good for you. How about making a desi product now?

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Juice se thrill? Aisa kaisa juice hai? Double meaning toh nahi?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!

BTW, what is w/e?
Yaha par toh weekend ko w/e bolti hoon main.

Solitaire said...

@ Arjun,

Hahahahahahahha!! Izzat ka rakhwala....hahahahah!

Sounds like a hindi movie title.

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

Hahahaah! Rayshma ki jawaani?!!! YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

I am not! But if my name had been ranjeet, I would have!

Solitaire said...

@ Chriz

Chriz Condoms! Interesting.

We already have three condoms here and everything starts with the sound "k"!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Waaah!!! Propogating your blog and rhyming bhi!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Haha!!

You seriously cannot think of anything???????

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

PILLLLLLLLLLOW?

Solitaire said...

@ ALOK,

hahahahah!!!! Sounds soooooooooooooo funny!!!! I can even almost hear that voice of a man saying the slogan with a feather flying around.

Solitaire said...

@ Abhinav,

Of course!!! No doubt about that! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Paratrooper,

WOW! Such a huge variety of condoms here. What is different about your condoms compared to Kris, Keshi, and Chriz?

Stupidosaur said...

chRIz + KeShi = Kris?


(phonetics + spelling)
(using only halfish characters is justified. Only half the genetic material from each gets passed)

Do I here yikes??
Solution: Use either of the three brand products.

Now I better paratroop away and hide in a condomINIUM before somebody Krils me

Keshi said...

looks like the most popular product is Condoms wow!


**condom that glows in the dark
"Light your dreams"


Really love that one Chriz! Clever, witty and so 'satisfying'? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol this post is like a brainstorming session for Marketing/Advertising execs. And very interesting replies!



So Iceman is producing 'DILDO Paagal Hai'?




Sol yeah my punchline is pretty 'punny' in a nasty way hahahaha! Im glad u got it.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

**it the letter K? From Kamasutra?

Sol I think 'Keshi' sounds very KAMAish yes!

And alot of ppl chose Condoms, mebbe cos we r all thinking of sex all the time? haha!


Sol now wut wud be ur product and punchline? wud love to know.


Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

pillow madam dont u sleep on a pillow daily...:O..r u askin me wat a pillow is?..

urs..hemu...

n i t i n said...

I think I'll get into packaging...

NITIN FOILS!!!


so you can keep every thing in it fresh..always..!!





yeah..this was crappy n impulsive..lemme think better....hmmm....

Pavi!!!! said...

"Shorty's Astronomy University"...Will take you to heights of stardom!

BTW shorty is one of my fav nicks.

APOO said...

Apoo

Toilet cleaner.

"get rid of A-poo-p"

(I tried something for frozen dal dhoklii mix, but brain is too numb right now)

Yogesh said...

Yogi Yoghurt...
It's fat-free...doesnt hurt ur heart!

Ghost Particle said...

Product: Ghosts

'Please don't wish to see one'

Ad sponsored by Group Against Internet Stalkers.

There u go dear girl...i dunno if thiss good...bt im tired beyond life.

How do we know said...

Howdy ka recipe booklet... if you dont know how to cook, this book is not going to make you! ;-) (a la a restaurant called "Really bad food" and living up to the name)

Ankur said...

Ankur chap beedi...

pio aur pilao.. dhua khoob udao!! ;)
:D

hehehe

aqua gurl said...

Valencia oranges(already existing)

Chriz said...

getting interesting reading the answers

Crimson Feet said...

good to see you in action still! :)

my name is Vivek.. so..

We-Wake Alarm Clocks!

Wake the entire house up!

:)

Iceman said...

w/e is whatever...

Keshi...
"DILDO pagal hai"

ROTFL... a mallu speaks exactly like that

Aneesh said...

thrill dene vaale juice, abhi tak aap piya nahim??

Metrosexual Monk said...

best. post. ever.

@Keshi
"Dildo pagal hai"
hahaha FTW!

what's with the sudden condom conundrum?

and I never know you were into car parts?

solitaire's solid tyres?

Raghu Iyer said...

ha ha ha...hey Soul, let me try...

the advertisement starts...
(1)
"ting tong"
"R ka detergent powder aur tikiya...sab ki dhulaai kar dhe...kapde andhar aur baahar..sabse safedh...naa daag na babbhe...istemaal mein aasaan...kuch ragdo kuch giso...jaagwaalaa...R R R R R..."

(2)
"ting tong...Raghu Iyer's Mirch Masala...khaane mein laaye swaad aur aankon mein paani...kisi ke bhi aankon mein dhool naa jonkhe..just masalaa daale...acidity aur pet ki jalan badaaye...pet complete saaf kare...Raghu Iyer's Mirch Masala...ting tong"

(3)
"ting tong...Raghu's Fitness Spa...very natural and very aromatic...for all round rejuvenation and freshness...ang ang mein spurthi aur tandhoorasthi ke liye...visit maariye..aur aaj hi enroll kijiye...discounts personal sessions ke baadh...for first comers one session of free body massage...ting tong"....

HA HA HA.....HA HA HA...

Ria said...

Ria

Product: Chocolates

Punchline: Nothing melts faster in your mouth. :)

Ankur said...

waise anklur chap beedi aur ghutka already aati hai...
and also there was a cinema hall in jaipur with the same name!!

but i wud luv to have a Restaurant chain with my last name..

Badjatyas... "The place to be, for you to enjoy!!!"

Ankur said...

and lately the pic hasnt changed mam... :D

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

And you can use your display picture too!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Divkiran,

I can visualize collegians coming there...in fact, I can visualize the entire crew of Jaane tu ya jaane na there!!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

South Indian bugs bunny?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Continue with this theory. Its interesting. Only half the material passes...then what happens to it?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Sneha is such a boring name for products.

Anyway, me not that creative...

Can you suggest something? (Please not condoms huh....we have too many of them)

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

I know what a pillow is. Why a pillow though?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Nitin Knitting Yarn! Its rhymes!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Hahaha! Shorty will take you to heights! Heights!

Solitaire said...

@ Apoo,

Oh oh!! You know that in gujjuland you can get daal dhokli dry packets. You just need to put the contents in hot water!

Solitaire said...

@ Yogesh,

Awesome! I will soon eat Yogi!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Ghosts cannot get tired beyond life. They do not have one.

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know,

Kya bola? Kuch samajh nahi aaya!

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

EEEKS! Beedi?????????

Cigar bana sakta tha...beedi kyon?

Solitaire said...

@ Aqua,

Reallllllllllly?

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

That is awesome!!! I need you We-Wake.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Is the plural of dildo dilde in Hindi?

De de de de mujhko dilde de de de mujhko...alisha chinoy sang that song...now i get it!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Haaaaaaan! Maine toh piya hai!

Solitaire said...

@ Metrosexual.

Thank. You.

Solid tyres!!! YIKEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Sigh. At least one product after me. Better than people playing me online all the time.

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Woh toh soap ka bhi naam hai!! EEEEEEEEEKS! Soap in my mouth!?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Badjatya????? Reminds me of Hum Aapke Hain Kaun!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

This pic is good na.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Keshi Kesh Tel.

Ghost Particle said...

well that much is true...we don't have a life. bt hey...we rock nonetheless.

Keshi said...

SNEHA


Product: Moisturising Cream

Punch line: 'Smoothes' all those 'rough' patches of your very 'soul'!



Now is there a better way than that to describe Sol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Keshi Kesh Tel.


btw TEL means OIL in Sinhalese and yes there's Hair Oil called 'Kesh' in Sri Lanka lol!


Keshi.

How do we know said...

The thing i hate most is cooking. The only kind of recipe booklet i want is one that sits pretty on my shelf, convinving the in laws that i cook, without actually making me move a muscle in that direction.

Aisa hi ek cook book, with practical recipes that u dont need to follow.

And there IS a restaurant called Really Bad food, and they live up to that name.

AmitL said...

Hi,Sol-re. your first suggestion-who was it for??*muses*
===
I'd put my name for erasers-
like,Amit Erasers:
It'd be something of an antithesis(Is that the right figure of speech?)..coz,A-mit means 'cannot be erased...and,the punch line?

Amit Erasers-they erase even the A-mit tattoos on your tummy!

Iceman said...

***De de de de mujhko dilde de de de mujhko...alisha chinoy sang that song...now i get it!

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soli... dirty gal... :P

ROTFL

rayshma said...

arre? it is a movie! :D
my team had made me a poster using graphics from the movie... and given it to me on my bday. the bbay floods washed it... or i'd have shown it to u... :(
was by far the most creative gift i've ever got! :D

Ankur said...

yes the same badjatyas from Maine pyar kiya!!

we share the same roots.. cant help it! :P

all ur pics r good, they have to be, atleast this much they can copy from u.. isnt! :D
but somehow u used to change, so asked!

The Paratrooper said...

its a fauji condom...for rough n tuff use

like i said naam hi kafi hai

Solitary.sailor said...

ankit acid

burns like a hell!!!!!!!!!

Ria said...

If the soap melts so easily then its not a good soap!! :P

Raghu Iyer said...

Ranjeet ki underwear or baniyan....??????

actually its
"ranjeet ganji ane jaangiya"
ha ha ha....

g-man said...

chocolate :D

long, dark, n mmmmm mmmmm

:P