October 6, 2008

shower

When no hot water is available, would you rather have a cold shower, no shower, or a golden shower?

147 comments:

Compassion Unlimitted said...

I would like to get showered with praises !!
Air shower would be an ideal choice too
tc
cu

Ankur said...

If i have to go to office :- Cold Shower (which i have to do at times when there is unscheduled power cut or i wake up late knowing that power wont be there)

If i have to be at home: - wait wait and wait... :D :D

Chriz said...

when HOT guys get into the shower, it automatically becomes a hot shower....
invariably i have hot showers

Nitin said...

Cold shower ..nope...
No Shower ... depends on number of days from last bath...
Golden Shower ... hehhhehehe no way.. i don't believe in taking golden shower..but ready to give if somebody upsets me...

Ankur said...

and btw... i didnt search for golden shower, so cud u temme??
does it means directly go out and have a sun bath!!! :P

Ashish said...

No doubt no shower!!

¢яŷştąŁ said...

Cold shower! :P

Cess said...

dummy had to look on the internet to know what is a golden shower, it s not gonna happen cause i m single and in that case happy to be one :)
I ll go for the cold express shower while singing to bring some motivation :)

C.

Hemanth Potluri said...

cold shower sneh....other wise they will fire me out of the office :D....

btw wat is golden shower?


urs..hemu..

Kiran Sawhney said...

Can't bear cold at all. Has to be hot nice shower or else no shower

Solitaire said...

@ CU,

Hahah!! That's a good one!

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

Cold showers...eeeeeeks! But I know how the power cuts in Pune are. Ugh!! And I guess the gainda does not shower at home.

Solitaire said...

@ Chriz,

Haha! Some hot guys also like golden showers. You don't?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Haha!! I think dogs also like to give golden showers...hai na?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Hahah!! What do you think? It could also be that you are showered with golden water.

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

Cheee chhheee! Did you shower today?

Solitaire said...

@ Crystal,

You are brave!

Solitaire said...

@ Cess,

Hahahah!! I am pretty sure a lot many people have to look up golden shower so you are no dummy! :)
And yes, I would also be single than to take or receive a golden shower. Cold shower while singing sounds like a good idea!

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

Golden shower...hahaha!! How about you find out and then let me know what your office people will say about that.

Solitaire said...

@ Kiran,

Maybe you can try yoga while taking a cold shower and see if that distracts you. Hows that?

lukkydivz said...

golden shower, i know ur waiting for sum1 to say that :P now tell me what it is

Solitaire said...

@ Lukky,

Why don't you go look it up and then come back and tell me how you felt about saying that you would take a golden shower.

BTW, I loved that you were being a sport!

ANWESA said...

cold

Ankur said...

yuck... :P

squirting its commonly known as.... but eekssssss!!!!

btw... Golden Shower is also a tree, so it can also mean to stand in the shade of it and have the shower with cool breeze!!! hehe

Nitin said...

// I think dogs also like to give golden showers...hai na?

yeah dog gives that divine shower only to poles.. but why the comparision with dog.. u haven't seen human baby they also love to give this shower.......

Abhinav said...

I will take a silver shower...!

Anil P said...

Cold shower.

Stupidosaur said...

Traditional option: Heat water on the stove.

Anyways I often bathe with cold water.

By the way why do happen to find meanings of most terms of your recent posts only on yuckeekypukeyearghhhh! (Did that remotely sound like Wikipedia? No? Never mind, as long as you got the message)

Prakhar said...

No shower for max 2 days...if m at home....if goin out .m game for even icy cold water!

Ria said...

Well a cold shower is all i need to wake up to sense in the morning. :) ;) No golden shower for me please!

Vinz aka Vinu said...

i never take a hot shower...even in those winter, rainy seasons..!!

:)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

oh, that can be read as i only take cold showers...all the time..!!

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

I wd prefer a golden shower in any scenario...

Hot water uses up electricity...aggravates global warming...

Cold shower deepfreezes the grime sticking to my soul..and no.. i didnt mean my sole :)

Golden shower...hmmm wd love it....buckets and buckets of gold....:)i wd be rich...

Soham Shah said...

what's a golden shower....

Tuhin said...

A cold shower will do in Houston. No shower will work in Dayton!

Ghost Particle said...

oh cold shower it is. u jst imagine its hot water, and after a while...u will feel its hot.

Cess said...

@ Abhinav

What the hell is a silver shower.?

@ Hemu

he he, are u really sure u wanna what is a Golden shower? :D

@ Ashish
No shower man? How about no hot water for a week? U still won t take a shower? :)

Stupidosaur said...

I bet Shower Ali (umm sorry I mean Shawar Ali) never had these problems.

D said...

No shower at all if it's winter.

Akshaya Kamalnath said...

used to be no shower in Blore...now moved 2 hyd, cold or hot, you cant avoid takin a shower!

APOO said...

Hot water is a must for me! I will heat water over a stove and mix it in a tub of cold water. I will go to a grocery store and buy one of those portable stoves if the one at home does not work. I will chop wood and set a bonfire over which I shall heat water. But I need hot water (unless its a hot summer in Bombay... but then the water coming out of the shower is anyways luke warm then!)

Keshi said...

I didnt hv to Wiki it this time Sol. Im quite Shower-savvy!



**When no hot water is available, would you rather have a cold shower, no shower, or a golden shower?


Since Im single, I dun hv the chance to try out a Golden Shower. But I dun think I'd like it. WTF am I a urinal?


If no Hot water, I'll boil some water in a big pot, pour it into the tub, mix it with cold water, and go for it.


Shower me with love and that I like!


Ankur and Hemz, u hv miles to go before u hv 'showers' lol!



Keshi.

Vrij said...

I prefer a steaming hot water bath.. so just cant do with cold water.. I'd rather stay away!

Pavi!!!! said...

No 2nd thots abt this one.. NO SHOWER has got to be it!

ceedy said...

Its an question that has variations of all three feelings in one go...

Would start with a golden shower if there has been an intake of goldschlager - it will insure that there is some gold present....

but this is going to feel war/hot as it is sprayed with ecstacy :P

and then standing there figuring out if I liked it or no it will become cold....

ceedy said...

@blue kite dreamz

/Golden shower...hmmm wd love it....buckets and buckets of gold....:)i wd be rich.../

The only way you can get rich with a golden shower is people pay you to stay away from them...post you have "cleansed" yourself :)

ceedy said...

@keshi
/Since Im single, I dun hv the chance to try out a Golden Shower/

No worries - hire a Gomata (sacred cow) and check this website
http://www.goshala.com/offer.php

and see description of item 3 :)

Keshi said...

**Shawar Ali

hahahaha Stupid!


Keshi.

Coco said...

I HAD no idea what a golden shower was!! Now I do...another reason to blog- Learning new vocabulary!

AND yes, I shower daily...
if there is no hot water,
I'll use cold water, thank you very much ; )

I am still w/o a home computer.

Stay well.

Hugs & Blessings

ps
i do not have ocd

Southpaw unplugged said...

My work takes me to extreme places&unexpected conditions, so i m not that fussy abt it, hot water shower...good, cold water shower...fair enough, just do some push-ups after that&everything's fine& if no water no shower till i find some.

Keshi said...

lol Ceedy wut makes u think I Date animals??

hahaha!

heading to check it anyways :):)

Keshi.

ceedy said...

sp. ensure instead of insure in my comment

Crimson Feet said...

interesting...
i am amused that some people actually get turned on by the idea of golden showers!!

...and i wonder why would 'you' even include golden shower as an option?! ;) lol

Keshi said...

Bak from Ceedy's super-cow-urine solution!


**GOMUTRA serves as a purification element. It may be sprinkled around the work places, residential areas, and all over the body. It is also essential in abhiseka (bathing) of the deities and yajna (sacrifice) ceremonies.


lol WTF! I never knew that Golden Showering was also abt GOMUTRA Showering! do we 'moo' after that?


Keshi.

ceedy said...

@keshi

For mooing you might have to open your mouth....dunno if that is a good idea...

and who said anything about dating....HIRE the cow till you get other Hot options since you are single....

Keshi said...

Ceedy I cant stop laffing!


**For mooing you might have to open your mouth....dunno if that is a good idea...

I hv heard abt such 'showerings' too lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Crimson :)


**and i wonder why would 'you' even include golden shower as an option?!


There's gotta be many options available for the many showering preferences in this world right? Some like it Hot, some like it Cold and some others like it Golden. LOL!


Keshi.

ceedy said...

@keshi

/I hv heard abt such 'showerings' too lol!/

Now you are getting baptism into the picture...ohoh :)

Keshi said...

**baptism

so not. :)

hv u heard anything called...mmm no I'll let Sol put it up some day as one of her qns here ;-)


Keshi.

Iceman said...

Even otherwise, I like it cold.... I am the Iceman!

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

@ceedy

You said, "The only way you can get rich with a golden shower is people pay you to stay away from them...post you have "cleansed" yourself :)"

I say : Good...if it happens that way..i get to get golden showers...post that people pay me to stay away from them( why? ...must be out of sheer jealousy...) then i can use that money and buy myself a shower which showers Platinum this time....

fanatsatic....its a win win situation ceedy...quite a postive steep monetory growth curve ..and all that from a shower.....? :)

PrAcHi said...

Umm.. I prefer Hot shower always, but if it is not available, I can go for cold shower as well.. No shower.. umm.. have to think! Well depends on the weather and where I am! In Mumbai, you can afford to have cold shower one in a while bcs of the humid and hot weather. Golden shower.. yex.. Had to google to check what exactly it is. No way for Golden Shower!!! A BIG NO!

How do we know said...

whats a golden shower?

vishesh said...

Lol,cold shower :)

peter said...

I vil have cold shower i love it anyway ..even in winters :P

Shachi said...

Cold :) the comments are all so funnie :)

Chriz said...

i would like to have a golden shower... but being single i haveta take a gamble

Stupidosaur said...

//...and i wonder why would 'you' even include golden shower as an option?!

Well I think its because such concepts are present somewhere in sol's active workspace because

1) She is a shrink.
or
2) She needs a shrink.

(Just wonder on the sidelines, if two marriage consellors married to each other ever filed for a divorce)

Kris Bass said...

I don't have the option of a hot shower. Hence, I don't mind a cold shower. But the real exciting one is a golden shower - yeah I could use that when I get really kinky!

Still thinking said...

Eeuuuu, what are you thinking about these days Sol? :D Golden Shower! reminds me of a scene in SATC.

A cold shower any day, even if it meant I had to be in a boat house in Srinagar and trying to behave myself :)

¢яŷştąŁ said...

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AmitL said...

Hi,Sol-LOL-golden shower sounds a bit too gross,even if there's no hot water.(Though the late Morarjibhai would hasten to disagree)..so,I'd prefer a cold shower anyday-more,err,arousing,na?

Hiren said...

where do u get such phrases from? amazing ... eVery second phrase on S&S, we have to look up google it up :) ... we shud all thank you for increasing our general knowledge :)

Golden shower - have been sprinkled with Gau-mutra a couple of times ... I guess that would be it ... no further experiments with it :)

in case of no hot water .... if theres time to boil some water ... would do that ... else cold shower .... but shower is must :)


and the best is rain shower ... :)

Nirmal said...

DEODRANT shower

ceedy said...

@blue kite dreamz

/( why? ...must be out of sheer jealousy...) /

I really do hope and pray you are kidding....and if you are serious...just will advice you to invest in a filtration plant....

you will need it to extract all the "gold"

Kiran Sawhney said...

No I will slip in the water. My spine is very precious to me. Yoga is to be done on firm yoga mat..ha ha

d gypsy! said...

not cold shower... nythin else, but nt cold shhower... :(

Solitaire said...

@ Anwesa,

That's all?

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

Ok...so a golden shower for you then. Let's leave it up to the reader whether they interpret it as the tree or the squirting.

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

That's true. But sometimes I think the dogs do it knowingly. :p

Solitaire said...

@ Abhinav,

And what exactly is a silver shower?

Solitaire said...

@ Anil,

Hmmm...

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Hahahah!! Just trying to increase your vocabulary. Don't like the free education?

Solitaire said...

@ Prakhar,

Uggh! That sends shivers down my spine.

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Haha!! Ok...none for you!

Solitaire said...

@ Vinz,

How come??????? So then I guess a golden shower is out too because I suppose they are hot too.

Solitaire said...

@ Blue kite,

WOW!! So you like golden showers. Nice!

Who gives them to you? Or rather where do you get them from?

Buckets of gold eh..interesting.

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

It is something that you probably have never had and maybe never will.

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

Alright! Fair enough. And where does the golden shower work?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

If it is hot, yes you will feel it to be hot. I don't think there are two ways about it.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Hahaha! Maybe he did. That's why that's his name!!

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Alright! And what kind of shower if its not winter?

Solitaire said...

@ Akshaya,

Can you avoid golden showers in Bangalore or are they unavoidable too?

Solitaire said...

@ Apoo,

I hope you realize that golden showers can be hot too. You may not have to go through all that pain if you just choose a golden shower over a hot shower.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahah!! Shower-savvy it is!

I don't think hemu and ankur will have to go miles before they can shower. They can just step out into the trees and bushes of an isolated area in India and I am sure someone there will be well prepared to give them a golden shower. Most of that water goes to waste anyway.

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

But I am sure your son must be giving you some kinda trailer of what a golden shower looks like!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

No comments on the golden shower?

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

I guess once you have a golden shower, you will want to have a shower...hot or cold will not matter!

Solitaire said...

@ Coco,

Haha!! You really did not? I didn't either until a few days ago when my friend decided to enlighten me.

Hope you connect to the virtual world fully sooon!!

Solitaire said...

@ Southpaw,

Extreme conditions eh? Then I guess a golden shower will not be too extreme for you.

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Human beings are weird and can get turned on by anything and everything under the sun I suppose. And why would I suggest golden shower? To see how YOU react to it.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

You don't "moo" after that. You go to the "loo" after that.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi and Crimson,

Keshi is right. Blue Kite here says its golden shower all the way!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Would a golden shower melt you down?

Solitaire said...

@ Prachi,

LOL!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know

Experience is the best teacher they say. Or do you want me to just tell you?

Pavi!!!! said...

@sol: UGHHHH!Cold shower n EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW golden shower! thats why no 2nd thots on this one!

humbl devil said...

haha...nys one..loads of puns intended there...dont have the time to read all the comments...how you been???

and yeah..if you meant hot h2o, then for em doesnt mattewr as i always prefer cold h2o...
:D

Stupidosaur said...

// Solitaire said...
@ Abhinav,

And what exactly is a silver shower?


Same thing. But with less bile content, or after drinking too much water

Soham Shah said...

Aaahhhh !!!

That is my misfortune .. DO let me know f u het that someday please!!

Stupidosaur said...

//Don't like the free education?

I like to elect my subjects, both majors and minors. Thank you.

But ah, since we are on a different subject here, I was just wondering what would have happened if I had made an unnoticed typo of a instead of s at the end of both words major and minor (I actually did that typo for major 'a''s' a and s are next to each other. Luckily I noticed)

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHA Sol @go to the bushes!!!

Im waiting for Ankur and Hemanth's replies.


LOL @to the loo after moo!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

@Blue_Kite

**Golden shower...hmmm wd love it....buckets and buckets of gold....:)i wd be rich...



r ya sure ur gonna be STINKING rich?



Keshi.

Abhinav said...

I don't discuss about my education and sex in public..!

Southpaw unplugged said...

Not really, but i still hv my preferences and i mentioned them like it has been so far, who knows someday...

Solitaire said...

@ Gypsy,

If anything but cold shower, will a golden shower do?

Solitaire said...

@ Southpaw,

Let us know if it happens!

Solitaire said...

@ Abhinav,

Hmmmmmmmm.....

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

LOL at stinking rich!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

What is majora and minora?

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

I can assure you that I will not experience it. But you are free to look up wikipedia if you want.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

I thought the same about silver shower too. I wonder if Abhinav agrees. But then he also said, that he does not want to talk about his sexual preferences in public!

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

If you prefer cold h20 then I guess golden shower is out too!

I have been ok. Yourself?

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

LOL!

Solitaire said...

@ Kiran,

:)

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

What is that?

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Haha!!! Hope you are enjoying this increase in your vocabulary!!

BTW, I love rainshower smell. Have you ever used the Glade rainshower scent air freshener?

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

I don't know if a cold shower is more arousing or not but I do know that it cures frigidity.

Solitaire said...

@ Crystal,

Meri chhod. Teri bata!

Solitaire said...

@ Still thinking,

Cold shower in Kashmir? Brrrrrrrrrrr.

Anyway, what scene in SATC is related to a golden shower? Please tell me!!

Solitaire said...

@ Kris,

Way to go Kris!! Is it a coincidence that even Chriz wants a golden shower?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

I am sure marriage counselors file for divorce themselves. Not all marriage counseling saves marriages. It also helps people realize that the marriage that they are in is not healthy.

Solitaire said...

@ Chriz,

Is it a coincidence that Kris also wants a golden shower? Anything to do with the similiarities of your names?

Solitaire said...

@ Shachi,

:)

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

Why?

Solitaire said...

@ Peter,

You are brave!

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

Sol:"WOW!! So you like golden showers. Nice!

Who gives them to you? Or rather where do you get them from?

Buckets of gold eh..interesting"

Yes..i do like the idea of a golden shower..its like having a sone ki murgi..which gives sone ka anda :)

I am least ineterested as to what the Wiki defines "Golden shower" as, i have my own wierd interpretations :)

Well i have had noone to give me the wiki golden shower yet..it seems like a connecting act, sound wierd...but never know i along with my yet to find partner might just give it a try....:)

As for my interpretation of Golden shower ..i am yet to find a truthful plumber who cd seal my bathtubs outlet..i do nt want a single drop of gold escaping....:)

vishesh said...

Well i like to test my body and how much it can take :) In fact i think a swimming pool would be ideal.... :D

Akshaya Kamalnath said...

very very avoidable!

Still thinking said...

I just read your comment to Amit, cold shower cures frigidity? How come? Isn't cold showers supposed to suppress arousal?...maybe it's medical...I don't know...

Remember the scene in SATC where Carrie is dating a senator and during the end one of their sessions he actually asks her for a 'golden shower' and the next he knows shez outta his life :)

Iceman said...

err.. a golden shower, no way... and no thanks... but a hot kiss would surely melt me! LOL

Stupidosaur said...

Um, you don't know? :O

Anyways try googling. There is a common word before both words in order that they make sense. Further hint: In A-Z M follows L. Similarly both our M words follow an L word to make sense

Manasa said...

cold shower..

BTW, whats golden shower? :|

HP said...

cold shower!

Vandita said...

no shower...
btw whats a golden shower?
okay fine i guess i'll have to look this one up too :P

Quaintzy Patchez said...

Cold shower generally :P

Solo said...

I'd rather use the cold shower...
You know,it's better to take a bath than never!!!!!!!!=)
specially where your going to work.