October 21, 2008

Wedding Night

What should one NOT say whatsoever to their spouse on their wedding night?

66 comments:

gaurav said...

i feel sleepy

•♥•♥[V]♥•♥• said...

hehe..where do you get ideas for these questions??

Idling in Top Gear said...

My boyfriend's was WAY bigger!

Mamta said...

My male friends are partying tonight . Can i go?

Or my girlfriends are planning a girl's night out tonight.

And the best is... I am not a virgin

Heart Stone said...

Honey..., you stink!


Ha ha

sawan said...

no no for girls: i hate sleeping with a guy!

no no for guys : i love sleeping with a guy!

Compassion Unlimitted said...

err,I want to be honest with you ..I wish to tell you that i was close to....

V. Archana said...

about her Ex- ......

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

1) u stink :P
2) ise suhagrat kehte hai ?? yeh toh main chane k khet mein roj manati thi :P
3) arre yeh toh agarbatti jaisa hi hai...

How do we know said...

Can we get it over with?

Anonymous said...

Honey, I had a sex change you see...

Satish Bolla said...

first of all, hats-off to ur stupid/not-so-stupid questions. u, really, have a great imagination.

coming to the answer for ur question, it might be something like:
SHE WAS WAY BETTER.

or something like: MY FRIEND(MALE) LASTS MUCH LONGER THAN ME. HE HAS MIND-BLOWING CONTROL.

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

"Kooch na kaho...kooch bhi na kaho
Kya kahna hai. kya sunn na hai"

Tuko pata hai..or use bhi..ki..
samay ka wo pal to tham sa jayega
or us pal me sirf toom honge or wo

fir kya kahna hai..or kya sunna hai :)

¢яŷştąŁ said...

- i feel sleepy *yaaaaaaaaawwn*
- Is tht yr undie stinking so awful?
- First time.huh?
- Can i sleep with my ex/teddy today?
- So when will we have babies?

Ankur said...

i have some weird ones... :D

1) Can u blow me off!! :P
2) omg... such a big duck!! :P
3) wow... u smell bad!! :P
4) oopss... i thought the cat wud be pink!! :P
5) Do u milk!! :P
6) Suck it, just dont lick it!! :P
7) whoaaaa, u dont feel it!! :P

hhehee

Sam said...

the game's on!! do u mind if i switch d TV on?? i really don't wanna miss this game!!

whereas u shud say:

hey... how u doin'? :D

Ghost Particle said...

I want to go home, please. :D

brocasarea said...

no power!

Chriz said...

your G spot is behind your ear?

Vinz aka Vinu said...

Silly

boys - whats next...?
girls - lets sleep

Raunchy

boys - this is not my first time..!!
girls - are you in..?

Nature Nut /JJ Loch said...

Call out the wrong name during passion. :D

Cheers! JJ

bently said...

she'll say..........whatsss uppp.....lol

Stupidosaur said...

Umm I think u asked very similar question twice before :P


(Hmm I think that is also one thing that should NOT be said in the situation)

Abhinav said...

so finally a question for me... };-)

1. Huhahahahahahhaa.. ab bachke kaha jayegi?

2. I know you will not like this my role models in life have been Ranjeet, Prem Chopra, Pran, Amrish Puri and Shakti Kapoor.. Aooouu!

3. Please wait.. first let me check out "How Stuff Works dot com"

4. Do you know I loved your sister/mother? But haalaat hi kuchh aise they..!

5. please open your ghoonghat! waaat :-O you???

rest when time comes..

Aneesh said...

r u a virgin?

nik said...

I've had better!

Nirmal said...

kya batau...sharam aarahi hai..

Ria said...

About their past/or abt their sex life.

Neeku said...

I know what I am going to Say...

I am Sleep ! After all getting married is a task... wake up get ready ... put up fake smile for overwhelming relatives... and what not...

so yeah... me really going to say...

I am sleepy.Good Night. Jai Shri Krishna. (Amen) !

AmitL said...

Not say to girls:My previous girlfriend was more voluptuous!
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Not to say to guys:That's IT?
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Nitin said...

haha.. do u know - i was already married!!


n btw, it looks ur Qs r geting weired day by day, i'm afraid if the indian sensor board finds a job on ur blog ;)

SMRITI said...

Q1) Aapka naam kya hai behenji/bhaisaab?

Q2)On my first wedding night...

Iceman said...

errr...
how do I know? :(

Pavi!!!! said...

never say suggestive things like

" i hv to tell u so much..."
"if only u knew my past..."
"ur mom..."

the guys gets overly tensed n imaginative on hearing such things!

ki said...

"We need to talk" :P
Enough to freak ANY guy out!

carolinagal said...

1) I was so much more attracted to you before we were married :P

2) I want a divorce

3) Do you mind if we make it a threesome tonight?

LOL

D said...

The last time we did it, it was much better!

Coco said...

He (or she) did it better...ouch!

Ooops, I forgot to tell you that I believe in "celibacy" during marriage. huh?!

I forgot your name...sorry! ouch!

Tom, Tom, yeah, baby, Tom!!!
Oh, I'm sorry, Bill, Bill, Bill!!

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since you live in the states...
you'll enjoy my post : )

hope you are doing well : )

hugs & blessings

Ajnabi said...

Bahenaaa...!!! :-P

CM-Chap said...

"Your smile resembles my Ex"....

BTW...how did u get such questions.. Genius you are

Solitaire said...

@ Gaurav,

Many of my friends have said that. They can't help but feel sleepy after a tiring wedding!

Solitaire said...

@ V,

Overactive brain sometimes.

Solitaire said...

@ Idling,

LOL!!
Then the girl should be prepared to hear..."my girlfriend's were way biggers!"

Solitaire said...

@ Mamta,

hahahahah!!

How about..I think I am pregnant. No need to use the condom honey.

Arjun said...

This is so different from the way the DIY books!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Arjun,

HAHAHAHA!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Heart stone

Ohhh..woh toh ho sakta hai na..din bhar in those wedding dresses...

Solitaire said...

@ Sawan,

GEEEZ! these things do happen in reality you know.

Solitaire said...

@ CU,

Complete the sentence please for a dhamakedar effect.

Solitaire said...

@ V Archana,

Like oh my ex's was way bigger?!

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

HAHAHAHAHAH!

2 and 3 are soooo funny!

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know,

**heartbroken**

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

*SCREAMS*

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

ROFL at mind blowing control!!!!!!!!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Blue kite,

EH?

Solitaire said...

@ Crystal,

OMG!!!!!! These are fabulous!

Undies stinking...HAHAHAHAH

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

i have some weird ones... :D

1) Can u blow me off!! :P
2) omg... such a big duck!! :P
3) wow... u smell bad!! :P
4) oopss... i thought the cat wud be pink!! :P
5) Do u milk!! :P
6) Suck it, just dont lick it!! :P
7) whoaaaa, u dont feel it!! :P

hhehee


OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

I am at work and almost rolling on the floor laughing!!! You made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN!

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

DAMN!! If a guy starts talking about sports on his wedding night, I know for sure this marriage is headed for doom!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Haha! I can envision many girls in India thinking that, if not saying it.

Solitaire said...

@ Broca,

Glucon C..yeh jaan mein jaan daal de..peete hi!

Solitaire said...

@ Chriz,

WHAT?

Solitaire said...

@ Vinz,

What next?? HAHAH!

Solitaire said...

@ Nature,

Haha! You can cover it up by saying this is your nickname from now on!

Solitaire said...

@ Bently,

If its up...you know what i mean..

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Similar..yes..
Same..no..

Known Stranger said...

Chini khamhay chini khamhay thodi thodi khamhay.