Why make it a mountain when its only a molehill? Life is short. Let's keep it simple!
i feel sleepy
hehe..where do you get ideas for these questions??
My boyfriend's was WAY bigger!
My male friends are partying tonight . Can i go? Or my girlfriends are planning a girl's night out tonight.And the best is... I am not a virgin
Honey..., you stink!Ha ha
no no for girls: i hate sleeping with a guy!no no for guys : i love sleeping with a guy!
err,I want to be honest with you ..I wish to tell you that i was close to....
about her Ex- ......
1) u stink :P2) ise suhagrat kehte hai ?? yeh toh main chane k khet mein roj manati thi :P3) arre yeh toh agarbatti jaisa hi hai...
Can we get it over with?
Honey, I had a sex change you see...
first of all, hats-off to ur stupid/not-so-stupid questions. u, really, have a great imagination.coming to the answer for ur question, it might be something like: SHE WAS WAY BETTER.or something like: MY FRIEND(MALE) LASTS MUCH LONGER THAN ME. HE HAS MIND-BLOWING CONTROL.
"Kooch na kaho...kooch bhi na kahoKya kahna hai. kya sunn na hai"Tuko pata hai..or use bhi..ki..samay ka wo pal to tham sa jayega or us pal me sirf toom honge or wofir kya kahna hai..or kya sunna hai :)
- i feel sleepy *yaaaaaaaaawwn*- Is tht yr undie stinking so awful?- First time.huh?- Can i sleep with my ex/teddy today? - So when will we have babies?
i have some weird ones... :D1) Can u blow me off!! :P2) omg... such a big duck!! :P3) wow... u smell bad!! :P4) oopss... i thought the cat wud be pink!! :P5) Do u milk!! :P6) Suck it, just dont lick it!! :P7) whoaaaa, u dont feel it!! :Phhehee
the game's on!! do u mind if i switch d TV on?? i really don't wanna miss this game!!whereas u shud say:hey... how u doin'? :D
I want to go home, please. :D
your G spot is behind your ear?
Sillyboys - whats next...?girls - lets sleepRaunchyboys - this is not my first time..!!girls - are you in..?
Call out the wrong name during passion. :DCheers! JJ
she'll say..........whatsss uppp.....lol
Umm I think u asked very similar question twice before :P(Hmm I think that is also one thing that should NOT be said in the situation)
so finally a question for me... };-)1. Huhahahahahahhaa.. ab bachke kaha jayegi?2. I know you will not like this my role models in life have been Ranjeet, Prem Chopra, Pran, Amrish Puri and Shakti Kapoor.. Aooouu!3. Please wait.. first let me check out "How Stuff Works dot com"4. Do you know I loved your sister/mother? But haalaat hi kuchh aise they..!5. please open your ghoonghat! waaat :-O you???rest when time comes..
r u a virgin?
I've had better!
kya batau...sharam aarahi hai..
About their past/or abt their sex life.
I know what I am going to Say...I am Sleep ! After all getting married is a task... wake up get ready ... put up fake smile for overwhelming relatives... and what not...so yeah... me really going to say...I am sleepy.Good Night. Jai Shri Krishna. (Amen) !
Not say to girls:My previous girlfriend was more voluptuous!---Not to say to guys:That's IT?---
haha.. do u know - i was already married!!n btw, it looks ur Qs r geting weired day by day, i'm afraid if the indian sensor board finds a job on ur blog ;)
Q1) Aapka naam kya hai behenji/bhaisaab?Q2)On my first wedding night...
errr... how do I know? :(
never say suggestive things like " i hv to tell u so much...""if only u knew my past...""ur mom..."the guys gets overly tensed n imaginative on hearing such things!
"We need to talk" :PEnough to freak ANY guy out!
1) I was so much more attracted to you before we were married :P2) I want a divorce3) Do you mind if we make it a threesome tonight?LOL
The last time we did it, it was much better!
He (or she) did it better...ouch!Ooops, I forgot to tell you that I believe in "celibacy" during marriage. huh?!I forgot your name...sorry! ouch!Tom, Tom, yeah, baby, Tom!!!Oh, I'm sorry, Bill, Bill, Bill!! - - - - - - - - - - -since you live in the states...you'll enjoy my post : )hope you are doing well : )hugs & blessings
"Your smile resembles my Ex"....BTW...how did u get such questions.. Genius you are
@ Gaurav,Many of my friends have said that. They can't help but feel sleepy after a tiring wedding!
@ V,Overactive brain sometimes.
@ Idling,LOL!!Then the girl should be prepared to hear..."my girlfriend's were way biggers!"
@ Mamta,hahahahah!!How about..I think I am pregnant. No need to use the condom honey.
This is so different from the way the DIY books!!!
@ Heart stoneOhhh..woh toh ho sakta hai na..din bhar in those wedding dresses...
@ Sawan,GEEEZ! these things do happen in reality you know.
@ CU,Complete the sentence please for a dhamakedar effect.
@ V Archana,Like oh my ex's was way bigger?!
@ Daydreamer,HAHAHAHAHAH!2 and 3 are soooo funny!
@ How do we know,**heartbroken**
@ Satish,ROFL at mind blowing control!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Blue kite,EH?
@ Crystal,OMG!!!!!! These are fabulous!Undies stinking...HAHAHAHAH
@ Ankur,i have some weird ones... :D1) Can u blow me off!! :P2) omg... such a big duck!! :P3) wow... u smell bad!! :P4) oopss... i thought the cat wud be pink!! :P5) Do u milk!! :P6) Suck it, just dont lick it!! :P7) whoaaaa, u dont feel it!! :PhheheeOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!I am at work and almost rolling on the floor laughing!!! You made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN!
@ Sam,DAMN!! If a guy starts talking about sports on his wedding night, I know for sure this marriage is headed for doom!
@ Ghost,Haha! I can envision many girls in India thinking that, if not saying it.
@ Broca,Glucon C..yeh jaan mein jaan daal de..peete hi!
@ Vinz,What next?? HAHAH!
@ Nature,Haha! You can cover it up by saying this is your nickname from now on!
@ Bently,If its up...you know what i mean..
Chini khamhay chini khamhay thodi thodi khamhay.
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