Well, there are million words which both the sexes can write about each other, 12 won't do any justice. And moreover I believe whatever people are gonna write here will simply be based on their experiences, so others are sure not to agree with that.
Thus I'd just say - If only women would know... that NOT every man is a perverted jerk/asshole or whatever you call. Just coz one was a jackass doesn't means the entire fraternity is the same. PERIOD! So, stop saying GUYS are this or that, its just 1-2 what you landed on (hard luck). Stop putting the extra *S in the subject(read:Guy).
can you give me a day? 24 hours..i will come up with a nice long comment... and yea, i don't mind being quoted..but right now, i rather catch up on my sleep..its already 26 hours overdue..gnite now.
if the 12 words r meant to form a complaint, i'll never write those as i didn't find anything wrong with women(only). but if u want me to fill them out just like that: join my company(that too my section), i'll have better office life
...understand that men are not the emotionless, heartless freaks that they are made out to be.. just because we do not say all the mushy talk expected out of us..
We do have a heart.. and we do fall in love too :)
If only women could keep their legs together, they could leash God!!!
ps: i am not not sexist. this is funny doing the typing for me. but for once... for the sake of kindness just ponder. philosophically it is possible. men being men... daddy, papa, bhaiyya, hunk, dude, hottie, rikhshaw wala, panwala, dhobi, mr. president... they could all be at your feet!!! begging and pleading. all exceptions are listed at www.celibates.com
the naive part of me wishes things were simpler ;) and then wen i look back at all that i've experienced i realise probably i wudn't have enjoyed their company in any other fashion.. after all what then wud be teh difference between man and woman??? but then plz note.. most of my questions try to pry a secret from women.. rather than change them except for the pretension part which is so very mock... one can see through it!!!
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..understand that there are things in this world other than love, than it be an enjoyable relationship..
If only women would....be less vain and more sensible, there would be less tears to cry. (It's 13, sorry for the extra 1 word).
...oops! I shouldn't begin a sentence this way.
love me.
Well, there are million words which both the sexes can write about each other, 12 won't do any justice.
And moreover I believe whatever people are gonna write here will simply be based on their experiences, so others are sure not to agree with that.
Thus I'd just say -
If only women would know... that NOT every man is a perverted jerk/asshole or whatever you call. Just coz one was a jackass doesn't means the entire fraternity is the same. PERIOD!
So, stop saying GUYS are this or that, its just 1-2 what you landed on (hard luck). Stop putting the extra *S in the subject(read:Guy).
If only women would try understanding a lil more better than they normally do!
If only women would try being less judgmental upon meeting any stranger!
And the list could keep going on and on:)
* i hope i haven't crossed the limit of 12 words in any of em:S*
If only women would understand that mostly we don't understand :P
if only women would complete this sentence I wouldnt have been doing it
... stop cribbing/bi*ching and start living.. (please don't hit me)
... not start crying just when we are about to win an argument (exact 12 words..)
... come with manuals or probbaly come out with an idiots guide to girls (1 word extra...)
I guess that should be enough for now .. :)
can you give me a day? 24 hours..i will come up with a nice long comment... and yea, i don't mind being quoted..but right now, i rather catch up on my sleep..its already 26 hours overdue..gnite now.
be a man for few days
be crazy abt me .
lol I read some of the comments here n cracked up big time!!
And Ghosty u know we LOVE ya!
Keshi.
If only women would........
Realize Someday.. That they are not GOD..!!!
only if women would realize that guys are not perfect but are willing to listen. :)
if the 12 words r meant to form a complaint, i'll never write those as i didn't find anything wrong with women(only).
but if u want me to fill them out just like that:
join my company(that too my section), i'll have better office life
...understand that men are not the emotionless, heartless freaks that they are made out to be.. just because we do not say all the mushy talk expected out of us..
We do have a heart.. and we do fall in love too :)
i can help but write in one more..
"... realize the importance of an india-australia cricket match"
:)
would/could understand that men are as sensitive as themselves if not more
:D
lol.. some amazing quirky responses.... :D
lol lol lol!
Keshi.
hey...this place has some pretty good responses... :)
For laughs I asked vinod this Q. His Response:
If only women would..
- Understand men!
- Talk Less!!
Ahem!!!
..understand that sports, sex and beer are really the only things that guys really care about.
@ Ceedy.. OMG! tryin to handle the topic super smartly huh!?
@am in trance .. We don't think we are God okay!!
Keep the responses coming :-)
Hi.. First time here... Good blog. Can I blog roll u?
For ur fillup... answer from my lighter side
If only women would understand the value of men, world would achieve peace for ever
Hi.. First time here... Good blog. Can I blog roll u?
For ur fillup... answer from my lighter side
If only women would understand the value of men, world would be achieve peace for ever
understand Men and Sports.
@ CM, sure thing! go ahead!
@ CM, sure thing! go ahead!
I asked my friend this question and he said,
"drink beer and watch sports"!
****rolling my eyes****
If only women could keep their legs together, they could leash God!!!
ps: i am not not sexist. this is funny doing the typing for me. but for once... for the sake of kindness just ponder. philosophically it is possible.
men being men... daddy, papa, bhaiyya, hunk, dude, hottie, rikhshaw wala, panwala, dhobi, mr. president... they could all be at your feet!!!
begging and pleading.
all exceptions are listed at www.celibates.com
if only women would...
"be women"
Be less emotional.
-Puneet
Shut up and not yap
Only if women would "Live and Let Live!!!"
.. as beauteous and comely faced as solitaire in this pic..
(Are you from WSU?)
**understand Men and Sports.
*rolling eyes at KP*
:):)
Keshi.
If only women would be a trifle less, life wud be simpler...
If only women would stop behaving like grown ups when they want to treated like a child
If only women would say what's in their heart rather than expect guys to understand
If only women would be explain things rather than simple "hmpf!!"
If only women would carry on being the sweet angels that they can be!!
If only women would allow us to pamper to our fulfillment
If only women would not pretend and confess they like our chivalry
If only women would teach us how they can take on so much trouble and not bat an eyelid
If only women would show us how a soothing touch and a warm strengthen them for any trouble
If only women would tell us how they can cry at teh drop of a hat!!
if only i could ask all my questions at one go...
Sam if you dont want women to change why sooooooooooo many questions?
lol @Sam's long list!
Keshi.
Sam I read u said this in the WOMEN's post:
**we don't want them to change... we would rather have them with flaws and all than being perfect
so why this long list here? LOL!
Having said that I still want men to change..I dun wanna lie abt it :):)
Keshi.
Just 2 of em...
If only women would only know that they are always beautiful...
If only women would realize, a world without men would mean, lots of happy fat women.
become a mother, would teach first the love and care to exist.
have known them,there wud hv been no need of this question...
the restriction of less than 12 words is a BIG challenge ...
If only women would not care too much about how they look :)
the naive part of me wishes things were simpler ;)
and then wen i look back at all that i've experienced i realise probably i wudn't have enjoyed their company in any other fashion.. after all what then wud be teh difference between man and woman???
but then plz note.. most of my questions try to pry a secret from women.. rather than change them except for the pretension part which is so very mock... one can see through it!!!
... stop comparing love with money ....
Listen to me (for things i want to say/talk), instead of coming to me only when they need someone to listen to
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