Thanks for your comment on my blog..I dont know how did I find your blog but it looked really sweet...so cant resist myself from replying...By the way, I dont know who your are..I just read ur blog and sometims I post comments..!!!
A sweet innocent girl, going through shit in life, pissed drunk on banana cocktails, sitting at the bar table, responding to a cheap drunk the-type-of-guy-who-never-gets-laid, trying to lay her by saying, "Mam, would you like my hard banana?"
And she goes, "umm... i am not sure. you know, i like bananas..."
A: You like bananas because they're always 'a-kela'? --- B: You have dental issues, hence,bananas are ideal for soft teeth/gums? --- C:You're a veggie,hence,no bones acceptable? --- D:Nah,you wouldn't be thinking of any other kinda bananas-so,let me 'perish that dirty thought'.ROFL.
45 comments:
LOL.
obssessed non-vegetarian/fish-eater.
"bacon is a vegetable" is even more absurd.
hain? which fruit has bones???
we ARE talking fruit here, rite?!
Okay, this cant be vulgar coz...oh well nvm.
Bananananananananan!
i either thought nuthing... or something pretty gross...basically made no sense so "huh?"
I thought bones was preferable and hard ones were in demand? :O
With the peel or without the peel?
@SOlitiare...
Thanks for your comment on my blog..I dont know how did I find your blog but it looked really sweet...so cant resist myself from replying...By the way, I dont know who your are..I just read ur blog and sometims I post comments..!!!
**I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
Its annoying to 'feel' something in the way. I like my path to be free of obstacles..my shoes to be free of pebbles..my life to be free of thorns.
Atleast this is all I cud think of when I saw this quote :)
Keshi.
@ Keeper, bacon is a vegetable? Who says that???
@ Rayshma, I dunno! You tell me. You wanna talk fruits?
@ Ghost Particle, huhhhhhhhhhhh?
@ Vandita, exactly!! There are a lot of meanings to it though.
@ Rohit, hahahahhahahahah!!!! Great answer!!Knew you would come up with something like that.
@ Keshi, wow thats pretty philosophical. Amazing analogy!
@ Apoo, which kind do you prefer and why?
@ Soham, I just left you another comment.
Wonder where the term 'Boner' comes from?
(Heehee...I have a dirty mind)
and then the banana can be peeled till the end and eaten in full too
tc
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Oh i love bananas! lol well i dunno of any fruit having bones anyway!! forget it i m gettin dirty thoughts in my mind now.... :D
what use is it without a bone(er)
Mmmmmm..... Bananas!
(Homer Simpson style)
As for the quote, uhhhh... ummm..
Can't think much, I'm in the Homer mode.
Did someone mention Bacon?
Mmmmm..... Bacon!
:D
bone would interrupt.... in digestion...what were u thinking :P
lol..nice..
I like bananas too cause they slide in easily without having to worry of bones, of whatever that is not so edible in the way..:)
How true eh...
No one likes interruptions or obstacles.
it means its easy to choose an easy path[banana] rather than a difficult path with so many obstacles[bone]..right?
i make no bones abt havin a boneless banana - it's a rich source of vitamin D after all
@ Carolinagal, and a dirty mind leads to witty answers!!
@ Compassion, and so?
@ Ria, give us your dirty answers..:D
@ Samby, tell me about it! LOL!! From a 20-year-old..tcch tccch.. Aaj kal ke bacche!!
@ Alok, go watch Simpsons and come back when you are bored!
@ Rahul, what do you think I was thinking?
@ Sweetsticky, slide in?
@ Brocaarea, right! Maybe!
@ Elusive, good for you! Thanks for that information!
:) :) :) :) :)..... now u ask such questions n then say tcch tcch ......
tcch tcch to that....:)
@ Samby, what's wrong with the question. Its only a comment about someone liking a banana..;)
bananas are used by girls for yu-knw-what.. it has the shape and no bones :D
no no...that quote made me think like that... i generally dnt think dirty :)
hehe!
**no dirty thought no dirty thoughts****
it means u love life without obstacles or nothing hard in between...smooth sail...
**no dirty thoughts no dirty thoughts***
bones.... hw can fruit have bones....!!!:DDDDDDD
@Solitaire
I saw ur comment on my blog..Can u plz introduce urself to me??..I would love to know u...
No Bones = No Evidence. I guess the person doesn't want to leave any trail behind after doing the deed.
A sweet innocent girl, going through shit in life, pissed drunk on banana cocktails, sitting at the bar table, responding to a cheap drunk the-type-of-guy-who-never-gets-laid, trying to lay her by saying, "Mam, would you like my hard banana?"
And she goes, "umm... i am not sure. you know, i like bananas..."
R u really lookin for interpretation? :D
@ Preeti, yeahhhhhhhh!! Did you read the ones I got? Pretty funny!
@ Crimson feet, GOSSH! Too funny!!!
@ Parikrama, awesome!!! Never thought about it that way.
@ Soham, left you another comment.
that was a bad one... forget it!...
@ Chakoli, apparently, in some lingo, bananas do..:D
@ Nirmal, wowwwww! That was a successful attempt. :D
@ Veens, realllllllly? What shape Veens?
a veggie saying why he/she like veg over non-veg????
Options:
A: You like bananas because they're always 'a-kela'?
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B: You have dental issues, hence,bananas are ideal for soft teeth/gums?
---
C:You're a veggie,hence,no bones acceptable?
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D:Nah,you wouldn't be thinking of any other kinda bananas-so,let me 'perish that dirty thought'.ROFL.
@ Crimson, and you had to say that right after I said it was funny!
@ Sam, maybe!! Click on the phrase.
@ AmitL, nice nice!! So many answers!! Great thinker! Which answer do you like the best..Let me think...D? :D
Been a veeeeeeerry long time since I had a banana, the fruit.
But I prefer apples and pears and peaches, they too don't have bones.
'Fruits' don't we love em'
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No bones... I almost pee'd my pants.
hahaha
read thru the comments - liked rohits, carolinagal...veens was straight up :)
Not having bones is the reason that "bananas" can be shaken to get milk shake EASILY
Nah,nah!!*Most innocent smile*...My best answer is #1..I love humour,u see!
I never liked bananas :(
Slide into my mouth i mean..Aiyooooooooo! and thats towards the FRUIT for real BANANA..:P
I can sound pretty suggestive sometimes.*BLUSH*
LOL!
no point.. its a youtube link. and i can't open any streaming media at work!! they are all blocked!!
The author has weak teeth :|
royjdech
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