April 4, 2008

Successful women?

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke

42 comments:

Crimson Feet said...

i don't expect anything better from someone with a name like that!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

ha ha ha ...
tat means worlds most successfull couple must be lesbians....
but i dont c any......lols..
women doesnt make a men sucessfull...then go behind sucessfull men...tats the point..

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson, hahahah! That's funny!

@ Nirmal, I really don't get you..What is the last part?

Nirmal's Blog said...

saying : behind every sucessful man thers a woman...
its very untrue....
truth is....woman is always runs behind sucessful man..
so man is sucessfull on his own....no woman required..

(now keep on asking same thing ...coz my colleag is giving me a fear look)..

Nirmal's Blog said...

ya in my 2nd comment i made a mistale....
it shud have been...
women doesnt make a men sucessfull...they go behind sucessfull men...tats the point..
sorry

Ashish said...

change the blog name to ShortAndSweetAntiMale :D ..but thats true indeed, if women become as successful as men, there wont be any money left after shopping!

Keshi said...

good one :)

And I've got my own quote too:

Behind every successful man, there's a woman.

AND

And behind every successful woman, there's a very upset man.



LOL!


Keshi.

Gayatri said...

We don't mind it when the husbands become our bitches do you! so, not an entirely correct theory

Soham Shah said...

That was a good one !!!

Behind every successful man, there is always a surprised wife and a more surprised mother-in-law !!!

LOL!!!

Deepali said...

Haha absolutely correct ;)

Chakoli said...

hahhahahahhahahahaha...

Thas a joke....:-)))

Sandhya said...

hey absolutely true.....

SambY said...

lolz..well they have themselves right.. i mean when they can advise husbands to be sucessful... then wel they can very well sort out things themselvesstkyra

marvin the paranoid android said...

nice one liners.. (or few liners.. :P)
but i believe that women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to drive them out from home, to do anything... including work!!!

Cinderella. said...

Ha ha..fanatstic..and true in every word...!!

Ghost Particle said...

I like his answer:
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

I dont care who's successful, as long as everyones happy.

rayshma said...

that is a strange one! and yes, there're lots of successful women!
lol @ crimson feet's comment! :D

Pavi!!!! said...

ohhh cmmon of crse they'll be successful.. they have their mommies and gurl friends.. Don't they?

Sweetstickychewy said...

I disagree with that.

there is both sides of the coin to this kinda thing.

Jim said...

u didnt have to change your avatar
its off

sorry
I didnt expect to create such a commotion

i been getting death threats
I saw a pretty pic
i put it up in my blog
is that a crime?

KP! said...

well....thats dicks opinion...lolz

I differ....thatz just me!!!

elusive said...

hey i got one..
behing every succesful man bla bla
behind every succesful woman there is a house maid

Vandita said...

makes sense...but men don't really take advice a lot do they?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal, I don't think its quite accurate...that women run after successful men. There are certain communities where the men run after girls from rich families, i.e run after women with successful fathers. In other words, men run after successful men too. Besides my friends have been running after a few men who are total losers and cannot even pay their own cellphone bill despite working for months.

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish, this phrase can be also interpreted as women cannot be successful (without looking at the reason). So it is not necessarily anti-male. Besides, as I have told you before, I am telling you again. These are NOT my words. Merely stating what's out there.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi, that is a veryyyyy good one!

@ Gayatri, the point is that husbands too can become bitches, right? Hahah! Wonder what the men have to say about that.

@ Soham, waah! I am impressed!! A man saying all this. Kudos to your honesty.

Solitaire said...

@ Deepali, :)

@ Chakoli, which part is a joke?

@ Sandhya, I am sure that's what we like to believe eh.

@ Samby, I like Pavi's answer better. They have their girlfriends! Zyada dimaag ko taklif kyon de?

Solitaire said...

@ Marvin, not to worry. They will have their good-for-nothing couch potato husbands doing that.

@ Cinderella, :)

@ Ghost particle, I think you were drunk when you wrote that.

@ Rayshma, hahah! According to Nirmal, women run after successful men, though.

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi, I love that answer!!

@ Sweetsticky, I know. It's just a joke!

@ Jim, thanks for taking it off. Yes, it is wrong to take what's not yours and use it.

@ KP, hahahah!!

Solitaire said...

@ Elusive, hahah! Or a mommy who is nicer than the mom-in-law.

@ Vandita, that is a well-known fact!

carolinagal said...

Why not? They have the women solidarity!

Satish Bolla said...

that guy might b dreaming....

or mayb his wife is pestering him too much to write this

Nirmal's Blog said...

***There are certain communities****

but majority....gals go behind successful chaps....

lols..

brocasarea said...

thats because no man normally goes behind a girl who is more successful than him![ITS A FACT]..but the other way round is pretty much true!!...

Ghost Particle said...

dumbo...i was not drunk. :p any why are you not online anymore? am i bugging you or sumthing? :p

badshah khan said...

may be true but women need to have a better ear at times than mouth ..

Iceman said...

"behind a successful man,there are more able men"

so... all the feminists... and the FCBs(Female Chuvanistic Bitches) can call me MCP....

gunj said...

lol...real gud 1!

Chandan said...

Might I add," .... no husbands to set them back." ?!!!
There are far too many comments here, which is a good thing. but the odds of you ever skimming to the bottom of the pile to read this are very slim.... any way, thanks for dropping by girlabouthome, I hope you have moved and conquered the clutter, I am no where close..
Cheers!

Ashu said...

hubbies can act as wives too

eagleharry said...

dats xactly rigth .. but its just one side of the coin .. the other side. which is the real thing is dat we dont listen to the girls ... and thats what the girls/women always keep on nagging about ...

ishqia said...

what all people say?