April 30, 2008

Fly

What do you call a fly with no wings?

47 comments:

Satish Bolla said...

i'll name it "kenot"fly. i can also name it "cannot"fly but it'll know da meaning n i don't want to disappoint it

Unknown said...

An opening in a garment that is closed by a zipper or buttons concealed by a fold of cloth...

though i see a weird connection between this fly & superman....

may b coz superman flies, he hides his fly by wearing chaddi on top...
err... fogghet eeet...

Nirmal said...

a handicap..

Keshi said...

a zipper.


:)

Keshi.

D said...

Sit.

gP said...

Cry. Coz he lost his wrings.

Pavi!!!! said...

"I-Fly-Not" like "Touch-me-not"

Ashish said...

Poor Handicapped fly ... somebody call menaka gandhi...

Anonymous said...

a deluded optimist
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IncorrigibleV said...

i'd still call it a fly

Crimson Feet said...

wow... :) ...this ones got some FABULOUS answers, and i cant help but comment on those first --

@iceman -- your answere got me rolling on the floor this time :)
@nirmal -- very cool one !!
@keshi -- smart!!... i didn't think of that, but hindsight is the best view of a good idea
@ d --- HAHAHAHAH. shortest and funniest!
@vandita --- i lurve her conviction when she says that!! :)

and mr anonymous takes the cake ---- A deluded optimist!!! LOL.... :)

all these answers made my day!!

my answer?

"an easy swat!" :)

rayshma said...

an insect.

Hiren said...

-> fly (guess that fly isnt named fly bcoz of its ability to fly, if that were the case, earthworms would be named earthcrawls)

-> Maakhi :)

Anonymous said...

are you watching Pannchvi pass ??

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Arey baap re. Itna sympathy for the fly.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

OMG! Are you on a roll or what?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Ohhhh bechara!! Will he get a spot in handicapped parking for flies too?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Haha! I was thinking the same.

Solitaire said...

@ D,

LOL! And what if the fly starts walking?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

:(

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

hehe!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

Maybe we should gather all of these and call Menaka Gandhi once and for all.

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

HAHA!! Funny! He is going to need psychotherapy.

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

What's in a name, eh?

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Yay! Majha ni life!

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

Yuck! Makes sense but still yuck!

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Maakhi..hahhaah!

Solitaire said...

@ Geet,

Are you kidding me? I don't watch SRK movies..there is no way I will watch that. Why do you ask, though? Did he ask this question on there?

badshah khan said...

flyminuswings

ceedy said...

advantageous - it can enter a military base which has a no fly zone - so it can be a spy

Anonymous said...

flickyflee


no no ...it jus came i dnt knw what it means :-/

Solitaire said...

@ Badshah,

Sounds like some kind of wings at BW3

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

That's quite "out of the box" thinking.

Solitaire said...

@ veens,

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Keshi said...

ty Crimson!

**"an easy swat!"

love that one too, cool one!



Sol I told ya that u and I think alike.


Keshi.

RiĆ  said...

Super fly!wht if it cannot fly mebbe it has some other characteristics which other flies dont hav! :D ;)

gP said...

yeh yeh i lost the plot here...its hot, my brains fried.

AmitL said...

"Disabled"
Incidentally,it reminded me of a joke:

Winston Churchill, while at a public function, was handed a note reading "your fly is unbuttoned." Churchill scrawled on the note returning it as "dead birds do not drop out of nests".

Anonymous said...

Something that the karate kid caught with his chopsticks and went all sadistic on.

Solitaire said...

@ Catscratch,

gruesome!

Solitaire said...

@ amitL,

Oh man!! He did have a sense of humor, didn't he?

Solitaire said...

@ ria,

Guess superman is still on your mind!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost particle,

Why da?

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
wht to do? it's a fly that cannot fly, right? so sympathy will come by itself

gP said...

maybe im not funny anymore...hm...my funny genes mutated to nut genes.

Compassion Unlimitted said...

its the fly with a zip on !!

ishqia said...

dontfly