April 28, 2008

Superman

Why does Superman wear his underpants on the outside?

69 comments:

Keshi said...

cos he wants to highlight his oh-so SUPER Bits? LOL!

Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

oh its a long story...
once superman met one business man..superman started blah blah like "i can fly i can save people i m very heplful etc"...businessman said "i also do all these..i fly by charted plane,i give donations and help people".."so superman u r no different from comman man"..

superman thought of a thing which comman people cant do and he came up with this idea as he knows no business man can enter his conference hall with his underpants out...

this is the real story..ahem..

vEENs said...

Keshi answers is perfect!!

jus wanna show... that he is ALL SO UHH POWERFUL :))))

Neeku said...

May be his underpants are Designer Wear... and he wants to show off ;)

Crimson Feet said...

...and superman is so embarrassed at this incessant humiliating public debate over the cover of his holiest of the holies that he has completely quit wearing underpants by now.

:)

Ria said...

Simple coz he wants to be different!and he wants to prove his boldness. ;)

Ghost Particle said...

well he wanna save the world...so hes forgetful of his dressing sense...when he realized that hes late, he wore it outside. tada. ph and his suit is see through anyways.

Deepti said...

To show off the brand !!!

Iceman said...

3 possibilities...

#1. coz... superman's guru is mogli...
and he wants to phool khila chaddi pahenke...
not chaddi utaar ke phool khila hai...

#2. or may b he has a secret agreement with all the chaddi manufacturers...

#3. may be his home planet.. krypton? there, wearing undies was forbidden... so superman.. got so obsessed with undies that he started wearing them outside... krypton waalon ko khunnas dikhane ko...

Satish Bolla said...

in a hurry to save the world, he forgot to wear his underwear. then, his girlfriend told him that as he's flying too much time without any underwear, his balls might sag. so he just wore it at the last minute n flew off.

Hiren said...

i have got a few theories .. pick ur choice ...

-> to distract the enemies :)

-> maybe endorse his dress designer creation :)

-> his pant must have slit open and he must have been forced to weat the underpants outside to cover up :)

rahul said...

convenience I guess :P so that he can change in front of everyone if he has to !!!!

Pavi!!!! said...

To impress his lady love and get her attention mabbe?

Ashu said...

May be he thinks out of the box and thoda hat ke :)

modern day manager syndrome!!!

AmitL said...

Shhhh..yeh andar ki baat hai(It's an Inside Story)-he believes in the Freedom (Of) Movement.
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Another answer:
He hates doing laundry-this way,he just reverses them when they seem dirty,and wears them all over again.

Vandita said...

u know the same question was part of the form we had to fill out to participate in mr/ms fresher contest in college :P
anyways i think he gets his underpants especially made and so he wants to show em off

Sougata said...

In case one keeps wondering about the color of his underwear .

brocasarea said...

simple..designer thought so...

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

come to think of it, did anyone even check them out?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Waah waah! Yeh andar ki baat thi huh?

Solitaire said...

@ Veens,

Do you think he did a good job of it?

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Hmmm..I am going to have to check out the label the next time!

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

I don't know what he is ending up proving instead!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost Particle,

I am glad he did not forget to wear his suit altogether and jump off a building..

Solitaire said...

@ Deepti,

Show-off superman!!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

I fell off the chair laughing! I like the last option the best!!

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

How matter-of-fact! Hahah! Where do such ideas come from?

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

I pick the third option! Its awesome!!!!!!! And so funny when I imagine it!

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

hahahah!! And why would he want to change an underwear in front of everyone?

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

As if his superpowers would not that he had to resort to wearing underwear on the outside!! hahah!

ceedy said...

To keep the supersperms extrawarm....the suit is of one type but the undies can vary according to the season....and also probably like girls he does not want to be embarrased that his panty lines are seen

Crimson Feet said...

u really fell of the chair laughing after reading iceman's options?!

just checking!

Crimson Feet said...

@ ceedy ...lol ...the sperms actually need to be kept a couple of degrees cooler in order to remain vigorous and potentially "penetrating" :)... The scrotum hanging out of the body helps do that job!!

...and for the girls who wondered why we guys go around with bags full of balls while we don't really get to "play" ALL the time, now you know baby... we plan ahead!! ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Ashu,

Sure makes him look funny!

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

EWWW! do people really do that? One of my friends told me he does and I was not really sure!

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

Strange! Which designer/tailor has the time to stitch undies like that?

Solitaire said...

@ Sougata,

UFF!! Do people wonder about such things???????

Solitaire said...

@ Broca,

Designers are getting too much importance here!

ceedy said...

@crimson

haha - I agree with what you said - but that pertains to humans....this guy is flipping between the two....so could be sperms from kryptonite - which is a cold place needs warmth (just a guess :))

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy (and Crimson)

Ewww. Sperm talk! Please spare us the gory details.

Crimson Feet said...

@ceedy

good guess dude! ;)

@sol

lol

(no that wasn't poetry)

rayshma said...

ans # 1:
maybe he can't wear his suit over the undies? coz his suit size small *ref, the "S" label?*

ans # 2:
product positioning. maybe the original superman was sponsored by the underwear brand? their ad campaign would have been around the fact that guys who wore their underwear got superpowers.

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

Yeah! Don't you think that that mogli and khunnas statements are funny?

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

S part is soo smart!! Never thought about it. Superman is "small". Hahahah!!!!

Sutta said...

Oh perhaps he doesn't has a tagless underpants, so he wears them outside. :|

@ Ceedy's answer-
Hahaha!! =)) =)) =))

Keshi said...

Sol no one has to check them out cos it's so 'obvious' anyways! :)

Keshi.

badshah khan said...

dr ne use chaddi andar pehne se mana kiya hai

Nitin said...

Its simple..his trouser was loose and he didn't had belt, so he wore uderpants over pant to keep everything in place...

Solitaire said...

@ Sutta,

Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaya. Tagless underpants?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

And according to someone else, he is "small" cos of the S on his shirt!

Solitaire said...

@ Badshah,

hahahah! Wasn't me!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Smart guy! How come no other guys try that these days and just let their pants fall?

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
see, my brain too started working after reading ur blogs. otherwise, how da hell can i think of such an answer?

D said...

Because his creator wanted to wear his underpants like that always but couldn't. So he made Superman do it and because as Superman, he can get away with it!

Ghost Particle said...

babes...im so darn busy now...dropping by leaving silly comments in ppls blogs. but i cant do that here you know...coz u my gal and all. LOL.

take care...ill b back dis weekend da. nalla smile pannu, enjoy the holidays.

Sutta said...

Uff!! haven't you seen any ads. Tagless underwears wale? Because tag inside your underpants gives you itching. :P

Kya doctor saheb. :P

Nitin said...

Its simple again Globalisation.. now belts are easily available...

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Is that good or bad?

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Bechare superman ko bakra banaya!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Haha! Just happy that you posted SOMETHING. What holidays?

Solitaire said...

@ Sutta,

Nahi re baba..Where will I see? India mein ke US mein?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Then I must say Superman is old fashioned!

AmitL said...

Err,which one is Eww-the Freedom Movement or the laundry part?hehe.

Nitin said...

Nope aab tu yeah unka "TASHAN" hein

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Matlab kya?

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! You want me to say it again???????? the laundry, of course!

geet said...

this reminds me "why superheroes are not married??"

bolo bolo !!!

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
it's quite good, buddy