oh its a long story... once superman met one business man..superman started blah blah like "i can fly i can save people i m very heplful etc"...businessman said "i also do all these..i fly by charted plane,i give donations and help people".."so superman u r no different from comman man"..
superman thought of a thing which comman people cant do and he came up with this idea as he knows no business man can enter his conference hall with his underpants out...
...and superman is so embarrassed at this incessant humiliating public debate over the cover of his holiest of the holies that he has completely quit wearing underpants by now.
well he wanna save the world...so hes forgetful of his dressing sense...when he realized that hes late, he wore it outside. tada. ph and his suit is see through anyways.
#1. coz... superman's guru is mogli... and he wants to phool khila chaddi pahenke... not chaddi utaar ke phool khila hai...
#2. or may b he has a secret agreement with all the chaddi manufacturers...
#3. may be his home planet.. krypton? there, wearing undies was forbidden... so superman.. got so obsessed with undies that he started wearing them outside... krypton waalon ko khunnas dikhane ko...
in a hurry to save the world, he forgot to wear his underwear. then, his girlfriend told him that as he's flying too much time without any underwear, his balls might sag. so he just wore it at the last minute n flew off.
Shhhh..yeh andar ki baat hai(It's an Inside Story)-he believes in the Freedom (Of) Movement. ------ Another answer: He hates doing laundry-this way,he just reverses them when they seem dirty,and wears them all over again.
u know the same question was part of the form we had to fill out to participate in mr/ms fresher contest in college :P anyways i think he gets his underpants especially made and so he wants to show em off
To keep the supersperms extrawarm....the suit is of one type but the undies can vary according to the season....and also probably like girls he does not want to be embarrased that his panty lines are seen
@ ceedy ...lol ...the sperms actually need to be kept a couple of degrees cooler in order to remain vigorous and potentially "penetrating" :)... The scrotum hanging out of the body helps do that job!!
...and for the girls who wondered why we guys go around with bags full of balls while we don't really get to "play" ALL the time, now you know baby... we plan ahead!! ;)
haha - I agree with what you said - but that pertains to humans....this guy is flipping between the two....so could be sperms from kryptonite - which is a cold place needs warmth (just a guess :))
ans # 1: maybe he can't wear his suit over the undies? coz his suit size small *ref, the "S" label?*
ans # 2: product positioning. maybe the original superman was sponsored by the underwear brand? their ad campaign would have been around the fact that guys who wore their underwear got superpowers.
Because his creator wanted to wear his underpants like that always but couldn't. So he made Superman do it and because as Superman, he can get away with it!
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cos he wants to highlight his oh-so SUPER Bits? LOL!
Keshi.
oh its a long story...
once superman met one business man..superman started blah blah like "i can fly i can save people i m very heplful etc"...businessman said "i also do all these..i fly by charted plane,i give donations and help people".."so superman u r no different from comman man"..
superman thought of a thing which comman people cant do and he came up with this idea as he knows no business man can enter his conference hall with his underpants out...
this is the real story..ahem..
Keshi answers is perfect!!
jus wanna show... that he is ALL SO UHH POWERFUL :))))
May be his underpants are Designer Wear... and he wants to show off ;)
...and superman is so embarrassed at this incessant humiliating public debate over the cover of his holiest of the holies that he has completely quit wearing underpants by now.
:)
Simple coz he wants to be different!and he wants to prove his boldness. ;)
well he wanna save the world...so hes forgetful of his dressing sense...when he realized that hes late, he wore it outside. tada. ph and his suit is see through anyways.
To show off the brand !!!
3 possibilities...
#1. coz... superman's guru is mogli...
and he wants to phool khila chaddi pahenke...
not chaddi utaar ke phool khila hai...
#2. or may b he has a secret agreement with all the chaddi manufacturers...
#3. may be his home planet.. krypton? there, wearing undies was forbidden... so superman.. got so obsessed with undies that he started wearing them outside... krypton waalon ko khunnas dikhane ko...
in a hurry to save the world, he forgot to wear his underwear. then, his girlfriend told him that as he's flying too much time without any underwear, his balls might sag. so he just wore it at the last minute n flew off.
i have got a few theories .. pick ur choice ...
-> to distract the enemies :)
-> maybe endorse his dress designer creation :)
-> his pant must have slit open and he must have been forced to weat the underpants outside to cover up :)
convenience I guess :P so that he can change in front of everyone if he has to !!!!
To impress his lady love and get her attention mabbe?
May be he thinks out of the box and thoda hat ke :)
modern day manager syndrome!!!
Shhhh..yeh andar ki baat hai(It's an Inside Story)-he believes in the Freedom (Of) Movement.
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Another answer:
He hates doing laundry-this way,he just reverses them when they seem dirty,and wears them all over again.
u know the same question was part of the form we had to fill out to participate in mr/ms fresher contest in college :P
anyways i think he gets his underpants especially made and so he wants to show em off
In case one keeps wondering about the color of his underwear .
simple..designer thought so...
@ Keshi,
come to think of it, did anyone even check them out?
@ Nirmal,
Waah waah! Yeh andar ki baat thi huh?
@ Veens,
Do you think he did a good job of it?
@ Neeku,
Hmmm..I am going to have to check out the label the next time!
@ Crimson,
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
@ Ria,
I don't know what he is ending up proving instead!
@ Ghost Particle,
I am glad he did not forget to wear his suit altogether and jump off a building..
@ Deepti,
Show-off superman!!
@ Iceman,
I fell off the chair laughing! I like the last option the best!!
@ Satish,
How matter-of-fact! Hahah! Where do such ideas come from?
@ Hiren,
I pick the third option! Its awesome!!!!!!! And so funny when I imagine it!
@ Rahul,
hahahah!! And why would he want to change an underwear in front of everyone?
@ Pavi,
As if his superpowers would not that he had to resort to wearing underwear on the outside!! hahah!
To keep the supersperms extrawarm....the suit is of one type but the undies can vary according to the season....and also probably like girls he does not want to be embarrased that his panty lines are seen
u really fell of the chair laughing after reading iceman's options?!
just checking!
@ ceedy ...lol ...the sperms actually need to be kept a couple of degrees cooler in order to remain vigorous and potentially "penetrating" :)... The scrotum hanging out of the body helps do that job!!
...and for the girls who wondered why we guys go around with bags full of balls while we don't really get to "play" ALL the time, now you know baby... we plan ahead!! ;)
@ Ashu,
Sure makes him look funny!
@ AmitL,
EWWW! do people really do that? One of my friends told me he does and I was not really sure!
@ Vandita,
Strange! Which designer/tailor has the time to stitch undies like that?
@ Sougata,
UFF!! Do people wonder about such things???????
@ Broca,
Designers are getting too much importance here!
@crimson
haha - I agree with what you said - but that pertains to humans....this guy is flipping between the two....so could be sperms from kryptonite - which is a cold place needs warmth (just a guess :))
@ Ceedy (and Crimson)
Ewww. Sperm talk! Please spare us the gory details.
@ceedy
good guess dude! ;)
@sol
lol
(no that wasn't poetry)
ans # 1:
maybe he can't wear his suit over the undies? coz his suit size small *ref, the "S" label?*
ans # 2:
product positioning. maybe the original superman was sponsored by the underwear brand? their ad campaign would have been around the fact that guys who wore their underwear got superpowers.
@ Crimson,
Yeah! Don't you think that that mogli and khunnas statements are funny?
@ Rayshma,
S part is soo smart!! Never thought about it. Superman is "small". Hahahah!!!!
Oh perhaps he doesn't has a tagless underpants, so he wears them outside. :|
@ Ceedy's answer-
Hahaha!! =)) =)) =))
Sol no one has to check them out cos it's so 'obvious' anyways! :)
Keshi.
dr ne use chaddi andar pehne se mana kiya hai
Its simple..his trouser was loose and he didn't had belt, so he wore uderpants over pant to keep everything in place...
@ Sutta,
Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaya. Tagless underpants?
@ Keshi,
And according to someone else, he is "small" cos of the S on his shirt!
@ Badshah,
hahahah! Wasn't me!
@ Nitin,
Smart guy! How come no other guys try that these days and just let their pants fall?
@solitaire
see, my brain too started working after reading ur blogs. otherwise, how da hell can i think of such an answer?
Because his creator wanted to wear his underpants like that always but couldn't. So he made Superman do it and because as Superman, he can get away with it!
babes...im so darn busy now...dropping by leaving silly comments in ppls blogs. but i cant do that here you know...coz u my gal and all. LOL.
take care...ill b back dis weekend da. nalla smile pannu, enjoy the holidays.
Uff!! haven't you seen any ads. Tagless underwears wale? Because tag inside your underpants gives you itching. :P
Kya doctor saheb. :P
Its simple again Globalisation.. now belts are easily available...
@ Satish,
Is that good or bad?
@ D,
Bechare superman ko bakra banaya!
@ Ghost,
Haha! Just happy that you posted SOMETHING. What holidays?
@ Sutta,
Nahi re baba..Where will I see? India mein ke US mein?
@ Nitin,
Then I must say Superman is old fashioned!
Err,which one is Eww-the Freedom Movement or the laundry part?hehe.
Nope aab tu yeah unka "TASHAN" hein
@ Nitin,
Matlab kya?
@ AmitL,
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! You want me to say it again???????? the laundry, of course!
this reminds me "why superheroes are not married??"
bolo bolo !!!
@solitaire
it's quite good, buddy
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