May 29, 2008

Movie Time!

Pavi asks....If you could make an autobiographical movie about yourself, which actor/actress would you want to play your character?

I ask....What would you name that movie?

131 comments:

Nirmal's Blog said...

i guess name will be finalised after i finish with my script....

and its just started....lol

Chakoli said...

I would like to make movie on Raki sawant with aishwarya as rakhi sawant....
and would anme it as....



kash mein chup rehti... :-)

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

You have not decided on an actor too?

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

I think you misunderstood the question so I rephrased it...SORRY about that.

Ankur said...

@Pavi

Forest Whitaker or Denzel Washington!!!
:D

@Solitaire

Pain in the Ass!!! :P

hehe

Cheers!!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

****You have not decided on an actor too?***

ohh tat too depends on my script (life)..
it depends on if its a love story,tragedy,action flick,comedy...will choose actor depending on tat....

i m not karan johar who makes every shit with SRk...lol

Swati said...

Gracy Singh or Priyanka Chopra and the name ...ummmm..ummm..thats tough ..."Meri Kahani" ya phir somthing like "Swati - Journey of a Woman" HEHHEHE

The Keeper of the Keys said...

oh i dunno, though it would be nice to have a movie after me...it would me called 'once upon a memory' and the actress would be miley cyrus, or if you must have somebody indian then preity zinta...sigh...dreams...

Satish Bolla said...

in bollywood, it'll be ritesh deshmukh. hollywood can be tom cruise. tollywood(telugu field) will b me, me me n me only. i'll not give the chance of all those running around-the-trees dances, dishum-dishum fights to anyone.

movie name will be
bollywood: shaitan, the prankster.
hollywood: the prankster.
tollywood: no name yet

Keshi said...

omg I did this same post long time ago! I cant believe that most of the qns here seem to be some of my past blog posts. LOL!

will be bak to ans.

Keshi.

Soham Shah said...

For My Life:

Actor: Aamir Khan
Title: 'Soham Zameen Par'

D said...

What I called my blog - Let Me Be Me

Crimson Feet said...

The only name that comes to my mind is woody allen!... And i'd leave it upto him to name it.

Which may lead to a name like -

"I named my movie"

or

"A nameless movie about a self obfuscating moral-less woman-struck athiest" ....ahem! ;)

SwAtI said...

Ummm.. I think I'd love to cast myself for the movie..Coz its been a secret desire..to take up Acting.. ;)
n wd love to cast a handsome hunk opposite me..but then, it wd no longer be autobiographical.. :(

Title.. 'Once upon a time..'

Am In Trance said...

The Actor: "Johnny Depp"
The Movie: "Never Finding A Land"


**Warning: The MovieName May Sound Similar To "Finding Neverland"
NoT My FaUlT....

ishqia said...

character kareena kapoor .. my fav.. may be she resembles side pose,,, hahaha.. whats in saying..

actor - shahid.and saif.. no doubt..

movie name - tum uski nahi meri ho..

Neeku said...

Aaaha !

Dhang Tadanng !

Title: "Tinker the Thinker"

Cast: Tinkerbell (From Peter Pan)

*Iam aiming for more of animation... Since have a cousin already working for Pixar Studios**

Ghost Particle said...

"What could have happened, didn't happen..." The summer blockbuster.

Keshi said...

k here I am.


**which actor/actress would you want to play your character?

Salma Hayek. Not only cos she's beautiful but cos she's got balls that even some men dun hv. :) I like her personality and the way she carries herself.




**What would you name that movie?

While You Were Snoring



lolz dun ask me why!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**i guess name will be finalised after i finish with my script....

haha Nirmal!

I do hv a name for ur movie.


The Witch Who Loved Me.



:)

Keshi.

Chakoli said...

oops ....

then
I would go for....


I guess I wud take kajol and name it as...

Uddi Baba!!!;-)

Anjuli said...

Kareena Kapoor....

and name of the movie...."life's a roller coaster!"

Iceman said...

Do Biwi Baraah Bachhe...

AmitL said...

Hi,Sol..nopes,I would like to play the role of my autobiography myself.

What'd I name the movie?How about' The Amityville Humour'?

Karthik S said...

The actor would be TomHanks....
(Thinking about acting myself... no one can potrait me better then myself right???)
Movie name will be....

Mr.Strange-not in love- or How I learned to stop making sense and love living

g-man said...

i wouldn't trust anyone else with my role, so i'd play me. (if they could make rajnikanth look so bloody good in sivaji, they won't have any problems making me look like my younger self)

i'd name that movie 'wat da phuck?!?'

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!

Charlie Chaplin or Kishore Kumar
My reasons and similarities w/ them:
- creative geniuses / crowd favorites
- mutlitalented/faceted and creative control freaks
- comic, bubbly and funny exterior persona but a very serene and philosophical persona which only a few close people knew about
- high spirited and ready to take on anything to make people laugh...forgeting that their personal lives are almost non existent....
and the one statement that I love about kishore -
"jeete je bhale mujhe koi yaad na kare par mere jaane ke baad sab kahenge kaash woh aaj yaha hota"

@solitaire
As for the name...I would prefer

'#$%&@..." - leave it to the viewers interpretation after seeing the movie....whether he/she is happy, contemplative, sad....or whateva

Nitin said...

Actor : Rahul Bose

It it difficult to give title... Zindagi ko zara kareeb se dekh tu loo ..abhi tu kadam rakha hein :)

PS: don't u need director...music director .. lyric writer name.. without them bollywood movie kaise banege. ???

Ria said...

Well the movie title wud me "Miss Goody Two Shoes" and the actress who wud portray my character is..... Bipasha Basu coz i like her strength of character. :)

Iceman said...

btw... new blog alert...

Nirmal's Blog said...

@keshi...

lol
****The Witch Who Loved Me.*****

keshi it must be bout me and not of bout a gal in australia whom i love ....lol

Ashish said...

Movie: "Maa Kasam Badlaa Lungaa"
Actor: no doubt the greatest actor ever "Mithundaa"

Reason:

Check out this intro scene and
this
intense dialog delivery from the best movie ever made, "Gundaa"!!

Ashu said...

Me aur meri kahani :) would be name of my movie.....

Pavi!!!! said...

All: Thnx for replyin

Sol : i seem to hv some block in my head...can't think of a response to all of 'em ! I'm sorry, don be mad pls!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

But Denzel does not look like a god or a bhainsa! :p

Pain in the Ass is quite catchy! Some people might come looking to see porn!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Like that comment of yours...Karan Johar/SRK SHIT! BTW, if you had to make a movie based on the first 24 years of your life only..who would you choose?

Solitaire said...

@ Swati,

Bahut bhaari bharkam naam lagta hai!

Solitaire said...

@ The keeper,

Oh I love Preity Zinta!

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Ritesh? Why him? I love the titles!!

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

:-)

Solitaire said...

@ D,

And who plays your character?

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

OMG!! How the hell will anyone be able to remember the name. Even the trendy abbreviations will be hard to remember!

Solitaire said...

@ Swati,

Awww..you never know! Your life could turn into a fairy tale!

Solitaire said...

@ Am in Trance,

Then whose fault Mr. Depp?

Solitaire said...

@ Ishqia,

Hahah!! Is that what is going on in your life right now? Two men in love with you?

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

You are funny! More precisely, a cartoon! :p

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Awwww...is this a tragic story? Its a hit right! Who cares!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahah!! Salma Hayek playing Keshi in a comedy love story??????

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

Haha! I can imagine Usha Uthup singing the title song!

Solitaire said...

@ Anjuli,

Someone else also took Kareena!

You want size 10 Kareena or size 0?

Tujhpe size 0 jachega. :)

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

A little too ambitious, don't you think? Who is playing the role?

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

Everyone is going to think you have made a spoof of the Amityville Horror movies!!

Solitaire said...

@ Karthik,

You oughta make up your mind!

Do you want to love living or dont want to be in love?

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Try getting that past the censor board!

You want to look younger than you are! You are only 19, right? You want to look 9 and call a children's movie..."what the phuck"?

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

That sounds like a very dismal picture of internal self! Almost like a martyr..

You don't want Aamir Khan to play your role?

Let me guess some 5 letter movie names..

CEEDY
HAPPY
JOKER
PAGAL
KAASH


Like any of these? I am sure you thought of something?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Is the word "loo" deliberately in your title?

Ya ya! We need the entire crew, including a heroine for you.
Have you chalked it all out?

Bring it on! Will love to hear about it!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

You like Bipasha because of strength of character? I think very few people look at that when it comes to Bipasha. ;)

Movie toh hit hogi!

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

OMG! I checked those scenes out. GOSH! I did not know whether to laugh or cry!

Surely you want your life story to be that way..right?

Solitaire said...

@ Ashu,

Hmmmmmmmm..shot in NEW YORK right with SRK as your hero?

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Socho socho!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Really? So do you think it is "great minds think alike" or "fools never differ" syndrome?

Princess Mia said...

Angelina Jolie and I'd name the movie Life of a Princess

hehe n wat abt u babes hehehe

ceedy said...

ohoh....

I did not want to sound morose...well maybe writing in a hurry did that...i just picked two artists who are totally funny, observant and philosophical....they did not strive to get recognition per se...but were legends....

about aamir - well he is in a phase between good and the best....so right now i cant pick him....he has to become a legend and I hope he does....

about the names...first four are fine but not the fifth....i dont dwell too much into the past....and the movie if i make one will be looking ahead...

Keshi said...

haha Nirmal! It is abt u yes...isnt the witch also a major part of ur life?

lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol yes..and Salma will cuss like me no doubt LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

And what abt u Sol? What's ur movie and actress? tell us na :)

Keshi.

P said...

I would love to say Angelina Jolie or Bipasha Basu, but unfortunately I will have to settle for someone more closer to the earth :P
I think I will go for Rani Mukherjee because a non-Indian girl I met last month thought I look like her :p I am two inches taller than her and have a better voice though :D

Name of the movie will be 'Life of a perpetual student' People will go to the theater to take a nap in a air-conditioned room :D

Solitaire said...

Hmmmmm........Its always been hard to answer my own questions but I will still try!

I would like Preity Zinta to play my character. When I was in college, I used to be known as the Preity Zinta of my city..dunno how and why but people saw the resemblance in looks and personality...and of course, I liked it!

Name of the movie will be "Memoirs of a fresh diamond".

Now can someone translate that into hindi without sounding too filmy?

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

Oh! But then everyone is going to think its about Princess Diana!!

Pavi!!!! said...

@nirmal : script just started is a joke rite..from some of ur comments on the other posts...i figure therz a lot happening already..mabbe u can many parts??wot say?

@Chakoli:yeah, sorry Q was phrased wrong. But movie on Raki sawant????haha!

@Ankur: i love Denzil washington...he doesn't match wit the title "Pain in the Ass"

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Ok..then it should be SAPNE!

Solitaire said...

@ P,

Haha!! Now this is what I expect from a frustrated graduate student! And wow you look like Rani Mukherjee! I have a friend who is crazy about her. Maybe I can get you both introduced. ;)

Pavi!!!! said...

@nirmal: u cant think of a multi-talented actor?

@Swati...A movie with a title like Journey of a woman is sumthing i wont miss...but nandita das or konkana sen sound more apt for the title :)

@Keeper...kyon dreams?kyon sigh? i know therez some "to-Be" director who visits sol's blog..get details frm sol, contact him n get him to make the movie!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi and Keeper,

I am already first in line for a movie that he makes..Keeper has to wait!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Satish..awesome multilingual n all...n im finding it so hard to envison tom cruise running arnd trees..haha!

@Soham :)neat choice!

@D: n who gets to be you??

@Crimson : If u get a vote..pls call it " i named my movie"..for the sake of the audience!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Swati: u forget..Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder!

@am in trance: ur idea works, its been tested...ur movie will run successfully!

@Ishiqa: ohhh!u have such an xciting life!!

@neeku: urs mabbe the 1st animation movie that i'll watch

Pavi!!!! said...

@Ghost: such a long title??n whoz the actor?

@Keshi: wat u said of salma hayek is indeed true! n i cant help ask WHY???

@chakoli: Uddi baba....LOL!!!

@anjuli: I'm surprised so many ppl like kareena kapoor to play 'em!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Iceman: is that how u plan ur life to be or do u already have do biwi barah bacheen(eyes pop out in surprise!)

@karthik: Loved ur titles :)) n tom hanks rocks yeah!

@G-man: Rajnikanth looked so fake in Sivaji! pls find a diff make-up artist for urself!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Ceedy: Trust me, i had guessed/assumed u to have many of the traits u've mentioned!I swear!

@nitin: Do u look like Rahul Bose? if yes, can we meet over a cup of coffee?!
n i can be all of that producer, music dir etc..

@Ria: Bipisha in Goody shoes?Sumthing sounds amiss :)

Pavi!!!! said...

@Ashish: mithun!really???R u just being kind to him or do u plan to make him pay u for ur kindness?

@Ashu: n who plays u?

@P: wow!u look like Rani mukherjee!
n ur sense of humor is on a roll since the pull n pray post. I'm lauging at everything u write!

@sol: why shld it be translated to Hindi. English acha hai...BTW how come diamond and not solitaire??

Crimson Feet said...

@ pavi... i slightly lost you thete... are you saying that the other name is not in the best interest of the audience?! ...what if the audience votes in favor of it?! :) btw... have you seen much of woody allen?

Iceman said...

Sol...

Ambitious? Dil pe patthar rakhke.. I have come down to 2 biwi.... and as for barah bachhe... I want my own IPL team... saste mein nipat jaayega na...

@ Pavi...

abhi toh no biwi no bachhe... but... watch out... :-)

Chakoli said...

wow...that would be more interesting....;-))

I would also ask ... J lo to come in;-))

Nirmal's Blog said...

sol i called karan johar and his movies shit...and not SRK...lol..

Nirmal's Blog said...

@keshi...

if tats the case then i will cast u....y wud i look out for some beauty when i have it here...

Nirmal's Blog said...

i will cast saif ali khan cos i luved his movies like DCH and HUM TUM wher he i s very CONFUSED...lol...

Nirmal's Blog said...

@pavi...

from my comments in others blog????..
really did u felt so...i m so happy.....but the truth is my life has got no twist and turn....i dont luv my life to b in tat way....
i luv it simple....

and bout multi talented actore NIRMAL charges millions of USD per film...so woh budget mein nahi betega......lol

Nirmal's Blog said...

@keshi..

u wud b casting salma hayek...dont do tat..wud u like if i cheat CRUZ...lol

vishesh said...

easy the actor will be me ....and the name the light shines the brightest :)

g-man said...

naw, movie's gonna be made when i'm much older and have a lot more autobiographical stuff to put in it :D i am already rehearsing my oscar speech for best actor, producer, director, screenplay, visual effects, theme song, and most outrageous movie name :)

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Solitaire bhi toh diamond hi hai na!

Nirmal's Blog said...

@pavi and sol..

diamonds diamonds...u gals gone nuts..

Keshi said...

heyy Pavi!

**i cant help ask WHY???

wut du mean WHY? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Nirmal u n ur Cruz. Why dun u just do it with her then? I aint acting in ur movie no ways...no no no! :)

Keshi.

Nitin said...

@ Sol

" Is the word "loo" deliberately in your title? "

I didn't get u ??? do u mean to say its used by ppl from particular region...

And that was not the title of the movie.. it says i need more time, let see the life first.

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Since your whole web page is about the shit pot I thought you wanted to put the word "loo" in there somewhere..

Oh well!

Nitin said...

@ Pavi...

I can say lie for a Coffee..

Nitin said...

hahaha...
tu aap aaj night shift mein bhi kaam kar rahe hein ...
Or filling up the time sheet for coming late in the morning...

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Just wrote a new post on Warm Fuzzies. You must must must see it!

Nitin said...

Whats there I can't see it ...some issue with my laptop.its not opening that page..... :)

Ankur said...

@Soli

oyee.. toh kya hua :D
par yeh god kahan se aya...

and btw... tab tak i will be fit n fine like him
:D

hehe

and porn movie... chi chi... maine aaj tak jindagi main aisa koi kaam nahi kara... m still a virgin :P
log aur unki expectation ;) :P
hahah

@PAvi ji

aji naam main kya hai... washington uncle kaam karenge usme, unko jaante hain hum... contact hai :)

@Both

no comments abt Forest Whitaker?? tum logo ne TheLast king of Scotland ya The Great Debaters nahi dekhi kya???

:O :O

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
ritesh can play the role well. he also looks like a prankster na? u love the titles??? thanx.

btw, is this the 100th comment?

Satish Bolla said...

@pavi
ya, i know it. but i want to test his dancing skills also... ;)

Nirmal's Blog said...

@keshi...

no no no sweety ..i m done with her..

i need u in my life..i mean in the film based on my life...

lol

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!

damn I have become predictable :(....

@solitaire (re: you comment to me)
SAPNE sounds good but now in a dilemma...since Kishore/Chaplin will be digitally remastered to play a futurist me...the role of Madhubala is at stake...both the women who I can think who can play that part - Kajol and Juhi are busy with you know who? and the third choice Preity who cld fit will be busy doing your role....


@solitaire
Re: translation of your movie in hindi...well it has to be filmy if you want the junta :
Dastan - E - Heera
Naya Heera - Suhani Yaadein
Kahani Chamkile Pathhar Ki

P said...

@ Sol and Pavi: No I don't look like her at all (not even close to her without make-up look he he). The girl knows only two Indian actresses..the other one was Aishwayra. She surely couldn't compare me with her :D

Pavi: Glad that I made you laugh :)

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Try try try until you succeed. :)

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Aamir Khan looks like a prankster too...:)

Sorry that was the 102nd comment.

Princess Mia said...

hmm good point...didnt think of it

lets change it to Life of princess Mia hehe

Ghost Particle said...

@Pavi ... hemm i guess I would have to go with Denzel Washington... only he can convey my emotions I think. :)

@Sol ...yah its a tragedy...but with an happy ending...i hope.

Ria said...

@Solitaire: Well yeah i knw men will love it for sure!but i like her for wht she is as a person rather than wht she's famous for. :)

@Pavi: Miss goody two shoes is me...coz i can never can b bitchy and shrewd!! And Bips coz i like her and yeah it will b something different...something ppl wudnt expect otherwise! :D

Vandita said...

anyone with a nice smile ... (i smile a lott) can't think of anyone just now...
what its gonna be called?, as of now "intezaar" but i might change my mind later

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

Aha!! How about Madhuri Dixit? I love her smile!!

And kis cheez ka intezaar ho raha hai?

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

But how do you know how she is as a person? Kuch secret connections?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Then its not a tragedy! Who do you want playing opposite you?

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

Cool! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Kahani chamkile patthar ki???????????

Daastan e heera????????????

YUCKKKKKKKKKKK....no one will come to see my movie..I wont see it either! EEKSS!

And I am sure Preity can work on two movies at the same time!!

ceedy said...

@solitaire

hahaha...you just behaved like a "creative director" - shrugging her shoulder walking like a mahisasur to my desk - throwing the paper down and ceedy WTF is this!!!...go back to the drawing board.....

well you had asked for a translation of "Memoirs of a fresh diamond".

and if it is done verbatim it will be "Vrutant ek tazaa -(or nirmal!! guess you dont want that or sheetal or saaf or naye < other meanings of the word fresh > ) heere ki!!!

Guess then Pavi was right - Why do you need translation!

and I am relieved will sign up Preity - I guess we can work out the dates so there is no conflict....

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Oh!! Did I? Oops! Sorry! But we want this movie to be a hit, don't we? And I dont want to mislead the audience by using an english title and showing a hindi or hinglish movie. Hmmm...dilemma..

Anyway, if Preity cannot work in both movies for any reason, I can work in my own movie as myself. ;)
It will be a dream come true!

Keshi said...

Only in the film Nirmal? awww. :*(

Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

oh...the female lead...i dont know yet...coz im still single u c.

Nirmal's Blog said...

@keshi..

dont forget that movie is bout my life.....

so i m planning to cast u in my life.....

Ankur said...

waise kal hi aisa suna maine kahin...

A rabbit is smaller than a dog and cuter than a rat... :)
and so r u ;)
hehe

btw... mujhe ek gana yaad aya... "mere sawalo ka...jawab do... doooo naaaa" :D :D
heheh :P

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Dog ke bajaye God type kar diya..

Heheheh! Silly me!

And forest kaun hai pata nahi hai..Sorry!

Vaise main rat nahi mouse hoon!
And do you like bevde rabbits? Check my picture out on the newest post!

Ashu said...

AHHH SRK, heck no....wud prefer AB baby :))

Ankur said...

@Soli

arre silly me too.. mujhe bhi samajh main nahi aya :P
hehe

omg.. poor holly knowledege!!! :(

oh rat nahi mouse or Mausssiii... aisa marathi main kehte hain... ask ceedy the matlab ;)

and checked the pic, so cute!!!

btw... how r u now?? kya hua tha?? alright now???

saw the leg ka pic abhi!!! :(
and i came up with all the silly ones :(
Sigh!!!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Crimson...how did u gues??No, i've not seen much of woody allen!

@iceman - I'm sure u'll make it to news if u succeed, so yes i'll watch out!

@nirmal- u confusing me...u don't like ur life to hv twists n turns AND u like it simple ???

@vishesh : looks u had this planned from before!

@G-man : u want to make the movie in parts??

@sol: Duh i am! so solitiare is one of the many personalities of the multi-personality diamond!how can i forget??

@nirmal: Nuts nehi re..diamonds!

g-man said...

@ pavi: sure...i'm hoping to read a very full life. lotsa autobiographical shit is sure to be there :D

Pavi!!!! said...

@ keshi : u said dont ask why the title is "while u were snoring" But i cant help asking why ;-)

@nitin: if u get rahul bose to agree to play u..then the 3 of us can go for coffee???n then mabbe ill get rahul bose to cme out wit me alone(dreamy look)

@ankur: nope hvnt seen much of Forest whitaker, tho ive heard of him!

@satish: hahaha...the laughter in myhead wont stop imagining the sight!

@Ceedy: predictable nehi!i dint guess the actors ! i just guessed the traints!

@Mia : angelina jolie starring in a movie with "princess" in the title - idont mind sponsoring the movie!sure will be a success

@GP: Theek hai!

@Ria: okies

@vanidta: kiske liye intezaar ?:) n nice smile..gotta be madhuri dixit or julia roberts!

Nitin said...

@ Pavi

You take Rahul Bose no issue ( I'm not intrested in guys) ..but let me know who pays the coffee bill...baad mein aisa nahin hona chaiyee..khaya piya kuch nahin gilas toda barah aaane... hope Mr. V is not reading this...( blinking innocent eyes )

Priya said...

Winged~dunno if that word exists :D

Audrey Hepburn :)