May 20, 2008

Movie

What would be your title of a new movie made by Karan Johar starring SRK, Salman Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, and Aishwarya Rai as the leading stars?

* Who wins who in the end?

73 comments:

vishesh said...

mera abs for ash :)

kj makes a special entrance in the end with kolkata night riders to help srk but rajinikanth with chennai super kings comes and trashes every one and then salman decides to use his black bucks to get a new team,appointing ash and abi as the brand ambies...in the end akshaya kumar attempting a james bond style jump on the electricity thingy and everyone is surrounded by darkness....suddenly the great Khali enters and starts hitting everyone,ashi then decides its time for girl power and calls preti and she gets the bombay dieing gang to finish everyone of,in the end ash and abhi kiss...
because of that magic srk and salman come back as good guys....and start singing

"mera abs for ash,
if anyone comes in the way we will trash,
everyone falls for her,even cars crash,
because of her men feel like trash,
this is no promo ,it is real get the
splash"..

oh and rajini ends up with ashi da ashi da"...

and KKR team sing "chak de ashi"...

Satish Bolla said...

my title will b "kabhi mere biwi ko mat chuna". the movie will end with AB saying this to SRK n SK.

g-man said...

bhoot bungalow

Hiren said...

nice topic ...

KJo movie ...hmmm ....then SRK has to, has to, has to, (interpret this as a compulsive doosre ki biwi patana disorder) take away someone else’s much loved girl ....

The story will be like SK & Ash (two childhood friends) get married; but AB falls for Ash's beauty and wants to get her at any cost ... for that he joins the very famed and expensive SRK coaching classes '7 din ladki in ...' Here, SRK mentors AB and gives him a few unfailing tricks to flick away others wives ..... in the meantime SK dies in a (personal) helicopter crash (SK can be utilized thereafter in a couple of reminiscent flashback songs) ... AB cashes on this opportunity and does helluva things to pataofy Ash into marrying him ... finally she agrees to marry AB .... but now when AB brings her to meet SRK to thank him and give him the good news …. SRK finds out that she is the long lost childhood love that he craves for even today ….. so on the day of the AB’s marriage with Ash …. just when AB was about to apply sindoor to Ash .... SRK unveils his lethal trick and reminds Ash abt their childhood love .... and successfully takes her away from the marriage ceremony and Ash very happily runs away into SRKs arms .... and they live happily ever after ....

and the title ... 'Kisi doosre ki biwi ko dekhkar kuch kuch hota hai ...'

Alok said...

Kimkartavyavimoodh.

Who wins? The movie is confused.

Nitin said...

* Who wins who in the end?

For KJ movies this is most difficult question to answer ....I think AB junior will take Ash and Salman will start searching for new budding actress...
R u thinking,I hv forgotten S@# what abt him....common man itne paisa laaga kar KJ usko dusare ke liya chod dega kya..... :)

For Movie title I will come back, let me think some good name that starts with 'K' and has four words.

CM-Chap said...

Name: Who get's there?
Caption: Its not a usual sequel of SRK with 2 dimension love... rather its 3 dimension one

Solitaire said...

@ vishesh,

All in all people leave the cinema halls balding because they have managed to pull all their hair out!

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Hahaha!! I wonder if Salman will beat up AB for saying that and if SRK will start stammering after that threat.

maverick said...

neverland ke khoj

:D

Kanan said...

baahar aane takkk (as in coming out, a la gays/lesbos)

KJ yet again breaks the barriers this time and comes out with most controversial topic ever!

Everyone loves SRK, I mean everyone. Some secretly others khullam-khulla. And he commits suicide at the end, he can't handle all that love. :P

P said...

'Kis Kis ko dekhun'
This would be Aishwarya's line in the movie.
In the end she goes with AB Sr. He is still the best compared to those other guys. And she always seem to be more interested in him, in reel life (eg: Kajrare) and in real life (eg: recent Cannes pics).

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

And who stars as the bhoot??

Ankur said...

visited thrice but cudnt think of one name yet :-/

still thinking

hmpf!!! :-/

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

HAHAHA!

OMG!! ROFL!

Seriously!!! You should become the director and actually make this movie. I am sure KJO and SRK will support you. Its very much their kind of story. Poor SK. You killed him? HAHA! Love the title!!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

At present I am confused about the title!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

LOVE IT!!! Why did you not type SRK? You hate him?

Don't you think Karan should make a guest appearance and elope with SRK in the end? That way everyone is happy!

Solitaire said...

CM-Chap,

How about? "Kaun vaha pahuchega"?

That's more like a Karan Johar title with a K in the beginning.

Ria said...

I think the apt title will be "Kabhi Nahi Ho Sakta" coz these ppl can never b together in one movie!! :)

Nitin said...

Guest appearance is a good option ..but Sharmilla aunty pass karegi...

Nitin said...

As far as that typing "S@#" is concerned I did it to avoid any controversy....coz one of my "BEHAN" is great fan of him..
You want to know my love for him.. just post a blog on him....

vishesh said...

ha yes,forgot to add thirupati mottai experts in the hall to help them out at that :P

Vandita said...

yeh movie ban hi nahi sakti... ash salman ke saath kaam hi nahi karegi
unless he dies before her entry in the movie or vice versa :P

Sutta said...

Why not Aamir?

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick,

this movie will NEVER be released then...

Solitaire said...

@ Kanan,

LOL! So funny. First of all there is already a movie with that name but not the hazaaro K's in the end.

Those Ks signify SRK's stammering as well as KJ's trademark name.

And I love the ending...!

Solitaire said...

@ P,

AB Sr????? Woh kaha se tapka?

Kahani mein twist?

Maybe the name should be "Kis kis ke saath jaoo"

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Why not? Just have the movie start with K and have cliched love words in it. Simple!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Ho sakta hai! Maybe they will all get together and kill each other!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Ab yeh sharmilla auntie kaun hai?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

I think main samajh gayi kitna pyaar hai usse. I love him utna hi.

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

Mujhe kuch bhi samjha nahi!

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

Who knows? If there is a scene in the movie where she has to slap him repeatedly or something, she might end up agreeing to the movie!

Solitaire said...

@ Sutta,

Do you think that Aamir will ever agree to such movies?

Nitin said...

Sharmila Aunty Aka Sharmila Tagore.. chairperson Censor Board .. What happen today, few regular witchy and LOL bloggers are missing....

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Oh I did not know that!
Interesting....

Bloggers will come. I am confident no one wants to miss a Karan Johar movie.

*sigh*

Tuhin said...

All I can think of is Aamir would name it 'Tere Naam Ka Kutta Paloon' if he starred alongwith SRK!

Ghost Particle said...

'Has been, Wannabe, and Could have been' ... please translate this into Hindi Sneha :P

Has been - SRK; Wannabe - Salman, Abishek; Could have been - Aish.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Hue the, hona chahte hai, ho sakte the.

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

khi khi khi!! he would never star in such a movie though.

Keshi said...

aww no Kajol? then I'd hate it anyways.


So yeah it wud be:

Guru Aur Mohabbatein



lol pardon my Hindi.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

o I didnt realise that Mr.Salman look-at-my-body Khan is also in it.

I cant stand him anyways.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

I can't stand most of the star cast of this movie.

g-man said...

good question...they're all the same to me :)

Pavi!!!! said...

"Kaun kisko kiss karein"

So it starts like a regular hindi movie.. SRK, salman n Abhishek like Ash. They all try to please her but end up pleasing each other.SRK n salman declare to the world that they are gay and marry each other.
Abhishek is in a hurry n marrys Ash. But SRK manages to woo Abhishek as well. So Abhishek has an xtra-marital affair with the SRK n Salman.Ash gets to know abt it n lots of drama before kajol comes into the picture(for abt 2 mins) and talks the 3 men into accepting each other n live happily ever after together.
Meanwhile in the last scene preity n Rani come to the rescue of Ash n those 3 get married!

n Mr Karan Johar n all of his cast think they are spreading a great message about accepting gay n lesbian relationships in India! Sigh!

Bubbles of FireWhiskey said...

my creativity grey cells have jammed due to an overload in processing the imagination of salman, srk, ab jr and ash in the same film...

Nirmal's Blog said...

KUCH NAHI HO SAKTA...

after lots of rona dona..SRK marries salman khan and AB jr dies after attending their marriage.....AB sr is only ther 4 a song while all that aish does is try to woo SRK...

Soham Shah said...

" SARKAR ko KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI"

Vrij said...

Since Bahu B is the only female lead in the film and generally Kjo films are all hype and gross crores.. let me call the movie

KABHI ASH KABHI CASH !!!

And since nothing sells more in India than SRK, I guess its he who's gonna take Ash at the end of the film. You can safely pour in dollops of fake emotion, some rona dhona, loads of America, some catchy tunes which mean little to the story at frequent intervals.

And of course, you will have Khalid Mohammed and Taran Adarsh and Rajeev Masand giving 5 star ratings for the film which might not even deserve half a star.

Iceman said...

SRK, Sallu, Abhishek & ASh....
Gay Gay Gay re Sahibaa...
In the same order....
ROFL...

Chakoli said...

miya biwi aur woh aur woh bhi... :DDD

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

you removed your blog?

Iceman said...

Yeah....

kinda got bored...
this is not the first time i've deleted my blog... its the 3rd time... :-).

I'll come up with a new one after a while... will let u know...

Keshi said...

How abt

"Kuch Kuch Nahi Hota Hai"


lol my Hindi sucks big time, sorry guys.

Keshi.

vishesh said...

did you just say that you didn't understand ? well i think my hind is good enough to get that...i meant that thirupathi head shavers will be there to help people to pull out their hair ...

Ankur said...

haan... now thought...

"Kaun Apna Kaun Paraya"

or to be funnny

"Kiska bachcha, kaun hai baap!!!" :P

or

"K K K Kanta bhennn"

or

"KEkta ki aag" :P :P

hahaha

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur

I love KKKKkanta behen the most...the gujju that I am!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

Nice! Will the tickets be more expensive because of this extra service?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Haha!! This title is apt for me at least.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

So what about all those precious posts?????

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

Baap re..too confusing but I don't blame ya..the star cast is such!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

I actually chuckled out loud and have been singing gay gay gay gay gay gay gay re sahiba all day long!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Thank you!! I like how you put it so briefly but yet so truthfully!

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

Aiyo raama!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

LOL!! So finally Ash is left alone for who? You?

Solitaire said...

@ Bubbles,


Understandable!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

APPLAUSE!! Nice confusing very KJo-SRK like script!! What is this world coming to? I wont be surprised if such a film comes out and gets the filmfare award too!

Solitaire said...

@ G-Man,

Who is the best bhoot????

Keshi said...

and for me. nothing's HAPPENING over here LOL!

Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

na na u c shes my sister....lol

g-man said...

maybe the ghost could be the extremely short sighted black buck that salman killed :) it chases the guys because it can't tell the difference, and chases ash coz it wants to hump her leg :P

AmitL said...

Kabhi Sal(lu) Vida Na Kehna!

Niva said...

Kabhi Sallu Kabhi Abhi SRK Kabhi nahi