June 26, 2008

3 words (again)

Which three words should you NEVER say in bed with your partner?

199 comments:

Keshi said...

"He was better!"


Keshi.

Keshi said...

And these..


"didnt u brush?"

"take a wash"

"floor is better"

"stop snoring jackass!"

"What a mistake!"

"Move over boy!"

"You kiss bad"

"Not like that!"


Keshi.

Tejas Lakhani said...

lol....
nice repartee keshi.

Ashish said...

Did you fart???

Neeku said...

@ Keshi : LOL !!!!!

Ankur said...

haha... how come this is bad...
and we also wanna know wat r ur views on the questions!!!!
u only give replies to the comments... so we want ur answers plzz!!! :D

3 words... ummm...
i guess... "Love me Harder!!!"
lolzzzz

Solitaire said...

My answer is


"Is it in?"

Short and sweet!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

What is bad?
Happy with my answer?
And "love me harder"? Why should you NEVER say that?

Ankur said...

hahaa... thats really funny!!!
lolzzzz

ROFL lmao!!! :P

Ankur said...

omg.. another typo!!! :P

how come this is back?
:D
is the original question!!! :D


**And "love me harder"? Why should you NEVER say that?


nahi bhai, usko lagega ki mai kinna wild hoon!!!
isse jyada nahi... :P

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Never say....

"Shreks are pretty" in bed, ok?

Tejas Lakhani said...

I feel sleepy.

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

OMG! How embarrassing!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Nice ones! Any personal true life experiences?

Ankur said...

i wont say that... ok!!! :D

but u r pretty anyways!!! :D
n cute n sweet too...!!! :D


except the fact that u call me gainda which makes me laugh!!! lolzzz

Sam said...

Umm.. how about "is it over"?? ;)

maverick said...

"ready..take..action"

Ankur said...

how abt Shrinks but ;) :D
r they pretty!! :D

Keshi said...

lol Miss.Solitaire that was a neat one! So I ask ya ur same qn to me.


Any personal true life experiences?


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Here's another one u should NEVER ASK IN BED. I MEAN NEVER OK!


DID YOU COME?


lol!


Keshi.

Sriram said...

how about "you look familiar..."

Keshi said...

more NEVER-SAY-IN-BEDs


"Are you done?"


"How bloody slack!"


"You're pretty slow"


"Come or go!"



hahahaha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ankur this one is especially for ya LOL!


"Pull and pray!"


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Thankfully not. Hopefully never.

Solitaire said...

@ Tejas,

People usually do sleep in beds..

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

Haha!! Or how about...

"Get it over!"

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

If she thinks you are wild, she might say,

"Bus gainda bus!"

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick,

Are you trying to run a race in bed?

Solitaire said...

@ Sriram,

Haha!! That's sure to drive her nuts!

Ankur said...

only u call me Gainda!!!
:D

*ankur blushes*
:P
lolzzz

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

OK!! So you want a baby girl or a girl for yourself? Am confused!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

All your comments to keshi disappeared!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

and who will ask...

"Did ya come??"
:P :P
hehehe

Ankur said...

@Keshi

and i wont pull for it!!! :D
hehehe

Ankur said...

@Keshi

yes yes..
i need a girl..
i will pray!!!
hehehe
lolzzzzz

Ankur said...

@Sneha

i want a baby girl.. my child is gonna be a baby girl!! :D

Preeti said...

Is it in!! Hahahahahahahahaha! Nice one that...I would say midway she'd open her eyes and say,"Oh it's YOU"

humbl devil said...

"i wanna pee"

@ keshi
loads of experiences!!!
>:D

@ sol...
what did u do now???
>:D

and who did u do it to???
>:P

How do we know said...

i thought of the EXACT thing Keshi put in comment #1 and this is an awesome list!

How do we know said...

i thought of the EXACT thing Keshi put in comment #1 and this is an awesome list!

maverick said...

its always a race :D

gunj said...

lol @ keshi!!

joiedevivre said...

i eally dunno wat to say over d topic...
but i njoyed reading comments..hehe
hav fun al of u!!!;)

AaYuShI said...

Its your (1st) time? :\
Get it over!
He was better!
Had a bath?


Tee hee =D

AmitL said...

'Is it in'?( I remember giving this answer last time,Sol..and,I see u've put it as ur answer too..hehe).

Another one:

You didn't come?

brocasarea said...

wht an experience!

Urv said...

Hmm..

'WHERE is IT' :)

rayshma said...

"i haven't waxed"
or
"are u done?"

now lemme go thru all the comments! :D

rahul said...

"ever tried silicones"..give it a shot :P

Nirmal said...

"YOU!!! NOT AGAIN"...

hehehehehe

Am In Trance said...

"WHO ARE YOU ???"

Ria said...

'Was it good?' its a very subjective question...so better not to ask it when u r in the bed. :D

I Walk Alone!!! said...

Perplexed and short of words ;)

Where am I????

Am In Trance said...

"You Raped Me..!!"
:|

Stupidosaur said...

Talaq Talaq Talaq

(Qubul Hai X 3 was on my mind from Calm Frenzies)

Stupidosaur said...

I have STD

Stupidosaur said...

"Is it around?"

(Why only guys should suffer
"Is it in" eh?)

Stupidosaur said...

"I gotta blog"

Stupidosaur said...

F*** you mate!

(Cos it will be very confusing)

Stupidosaur said...

"Are you gay?"

Stupidosaur said...

"Mom is right!"

Stupidosaur said...

"The condom leaked"

Solitaire said...

@ Preeti,

Hilarious!!!

Keshi said...

**loads of experiences!!!


lol nah Devil!

u dun hv to hv alot of experiences to come up with such lines. u just think of em :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Ankur!


**"Did ya come??"

anyone can ask that lol!

and then the ans should be:


"ur bad COME-pany"



Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Sol so u mean u'd never wanna b in a situation where u'd ask/be asked 'is it in?'

actually who'd ask such a thing? I mean wudnt they know if it's in? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Trance asking 'who are you?' wud be really revolting, yes I agree!

I mean unless someone's in a Coma while in bed with their partner, no one should ever ask that LOL!



Keshi.

aneri_masi said...

being realistic...

"no, you go"

in response to...
can u check the front door
can u switch off the light
can u this
can u that...

Keshi said...

Nirmal wut was that abt??? Diamonds? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

how abt this one Sol?

"THAT is small!"


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Rahul u have to stick to 3 words! :)

Keshi.

Vrij said...

How about "Not today yaar"

flyingstars said...

maybe..."Time To Sleep"

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

All hypothetical and precautions only!

Solitaire said...

@ Aayushi,

Had a bath? hahah!
How about...
"you stink honey"

Solitaire said...

@ Amit,

You say, "you didn't come".
Keshi says never say "did you come".

Solitaire said...

@ Broca,

I am sure someone would love to say that and hear that!

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

Hahahahahahahah!
Have you seen SEX and the CITY?

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

Ohhhhhhhh that first sentence is sure to put any man off!

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

She is going to say...

Ever tried Viagra...

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

EEEKS!

Solitaire said...

@ Am in Trance,

"Are you drunk"
"Are you blind"
"Are you stupid"

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Ohhhh..why not? I thought its ok to ask that!

They are sure to say yes.

On the contrary to say,

"it was bad" is BAD!

Solitaire said...

@ I walk alone

For dramatic effect,

"main kaha hoon" and blink your eyes!

Solitaire said...

@ Am in trance,

even funnier if the guy says it!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Hahahaha!! that COBOL answer on Calm Frenzies is toooo funny!!

Wow. You have a huge collection of "say not in bed"s.!


"Are you gay"
I guess the answer would be shocking too if it is "I am gay"

"I have STD" and add.."you too now"!

"Is it around"!? PUHLEASE!

"Mom is right"..hahahah!!

"The condom leaked"...OOOOOPS!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi

If someone has to say

"Its so small"...I am sure they would have to even say..."Is it in"!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneri,

Are you sure those are really bad things to say when in bed with a partner?

Keshi said...

haha Sol ur spot on!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

What about "not everyday yaar" or "not again yaar"

Solitaire said...

@ Flyingstars,

Nothing wrong with that!!

Solitaire said...

@ Joie,

Thanks for stopping by!!!

Ankur said...

@Keshi & @Sol

Sol is on on which spot!!! :P :P
lolzzzz


guess wat happens if the partner says...
You're spot on!!! :P

heheheh

which spot... what on!!! ;)

hehehe

Cheers!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

"its the g-spot"

Ankur said...

@Sneha

o really!!! :P

but whos on whos??
:P :P

Keshi said...

omg Sol I was gonna say the same an to Ankur's which spot qn! hahahahahaha!

G-spot it is mate!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

no blind-spots when it comes to the g-spot ok Ankur? spot the spot and be spot on!

Keshi.

g-man said...

i've had better

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

I am sure that its not a threesome...and so hence, there is only one G-spot involved!

Do you have anything else in mind?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur, Keshi, G-man,


Is it a coincidence that the moment we talk about a G-Spot, G-man comes in!?

Keshi said...

Ankur it sounds like ur fantasising abt a 4som? who's on who? lol!

Keshi.

g-man said...

wats a g-spot?

Keshi said...

hahaha Sol yes @G-man!


No G-strings attached but!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

G-oodness G-racious!

Keshi said...

G-man u dunno what g-spot is?

g-wow! :)

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

I bet Ankur is now going to ask what a g-spot is too!

g-man said...

aw c'mon!!! its not funny! i have no clue what it is.

keshi: wats a g-string now?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur, G-man,

Please don't say these three words in bed.

"what's a g-spot"

"where's your g-spot"

Keshi said...

Im so sure of that Sol! hahaha Ankur where r ya?



And LOL @G-oodness G-racious!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Explain to him....

no strings attached...

Ankur said...

@Sneha & @Keshi

do u remember what ur super ability said abt it.. n u doubt!!

keshi.. plzz elloberate more on this G-SPOT!!

it seems that many dont know wat it is... even scientists are not able to know..

but u 2 can put up a good show together!! :P

Ankur said...

@G-man

now that sounds interesting!!! :P

go.. watch some.. prons ;)

Keshi said...

Ankur n G-man...listen to wut Sol said. NEVER ASK wut a g-spot is, when ur in bed OMG!


*faints*

Keshi.

g-man said...

well i've never done it before!!! heard those words on tv somewhere though

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Do you think we are g-ay?

Ankur said...

@Keshi

no just 3some!! :P

waise who minds if girls just out outnumber!! :D
hhehe ;)

Keshi said...

G-day Ankur lol!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

Heard it on some late night tv shows or afternoon shows....

Late night TV shows may educate you more..

Afternoon shows were probably talking about sewing techniques with a string that was color coded as G.

Keshi said...

G-man u dun HAVE to do it to know what a G-spot is. ok mebbe ur still too young to know :)

Keshi.

Ankur said...

@G-Man

you dont know a g-string... gosh.. u suck..

its a string with a G :P :P
lolzzzz
heheh

Ankur said...

@Keshi & @Sneha

i wont ever ask tat.. u bet..

;)

:D

g-man said...

ok, i just googled both of them. i have a pretty fair idea now

Keshi said...

haha sol yeah it seems like Ankur thinks we r G-ay and G-ullible!

Ankur G-et over it lol!

Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Keshi

plz plz plz.. take some help of Sneha and elloberate more on G-spot...
cmon educate us!! :D

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur

Did you g-oo-g-le too?

Cos you seem to be g-i-gg-lin-g a lot but not saying a word!?

Keshi said...

G-man u G-oogled it? wow! :)

Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Sneha

do u remember what do u want to glow in dark post of urs..

one question of mine is still awaiting answer there!! :D

Ankur said...

@Keshi

keshigirl may be he is too young, but i would love to be educated here!! :D

g-man said...

lol ok thanks for the info ppls :) me gonna go get some nicotine in my blood now. cya around!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

no i dont think u r G-ay.. ;)

but u said u r thinking abt a 4some.. whos the 4th except me, u and sneha ;)
heheh

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

This is not a sex education site.

G-o g-oo-g-le it!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Keep me out of it!

Ankur said...

oh so G-spot is related to Sex

omg ... i was thiking its name of some place!!!

lolzzz

Keshi said...

Im usually a G-o G-etter with qns but I dun wanna start G-yrating here to explain wut a G-spot is Ankur lol!

G-ame is still on. U can G-o G-et it :)

Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Sneha

ok.. u r out!!

@Keshi

4 some is some game or wat? ;)

Keshi said...

G-man u G-el well in G-talk. LOL!

Stay.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Its not related to sex.

Its related to bioloGy

Ankur said...

@Kesha & @Sneha

look how n wat wrong choice of 3 words in bed can lead to!!!
:D

Keshi said...

Ankur the awesome 4some ofcourse...and thats

Ankur
G-man
Iceman
and
Nirmal


lol!

Keshi.

Ankur said...

"Sneha

**Its not related to sex.
Its related to bioloGy


o really!!!!

tats the reason i guess no scientist have yet found wat a G+spot is

Keshi said...

Sol Im pretty sure Ankur dunno what g-spot is! ha Ankur? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Here's something else u should NEVER say in bed:

"where is it?"


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

And why exactly were scientists ask to focus on the G-spot?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

I am sure Nirmal is going to jump at that idea!

Keshi said...

**tats the reason i guess no scientist have yet found wat a G+spot is


Ankur thats cos they were looking from a telescope lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Sol, now Nirmal will come and ask

"Is it where u find fake Diamonds?"


Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Sneha

that was a part of some biological research!! :D

tats the reason they were asked!! :D

Ankur said...

@Keshi

i really dont know wat a G-spot is... know it by GK just... i m still a virgin yaa!!! :)

Ankur said...

@Keshi

they were looking from a telescope and see how still grim the chances are!!
lolzzz

g-man said...

discussion still going on? great!

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

how do you know what a condom is?

Solitaire said...

another one...

"forgot the pill"

g-man said...

@ sol: rofl!!! seen scary movie 4? there's a bloody awesome pill scenario in that one

Keshi said...

aww Ankur u dun hv to hv sex to know wut a G-spot is hehe.


**telescope

yes now they r using Binoculars!


yes G-man the g-spot has gotten us trapped lol!


Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Sneha

npow tats a funny story!!

on my cousing wedding some 7-8 years back we used them as ballons... and filled whole of their room with it!!

and the funniest thing i saw that night was, the bed broke!! :P
hahahah

it was hilarious at 3 in the night!!!
hahahahaha

we let him in at 2.30, for this golden night, which became golden nightmare!! :P :P
lolzzz

and mind u, he isnt a Gainda like me!!! :P

Keshi said...

another sol...

'pill or condom?'


like KFC or Macca?


lol!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

So is that how you know what a condom is?

That is truly a funny story!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

How about

"I hate condoms"

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

Naah not seen it.

Tejas Lakhani said...

Guys,

This Posts title should be changed to "What G-Spot is?" after seeing long discussion on G-Spot....

What say Ankur, Keshi, Solitaire and other Active commenters......

Solitaire said...

@ Tejas,

Guess you are new to this blog.

That's how all the posts turn out to be.

Its a place to have fun but keep it short and sweet!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

**aww Ankur u dun hv to hv sex to know wut a G-spot is hehe


keshi... only a girl has a g-spot.. .or someone who has seen it knows...

i dont fall into any of these 2 and prons fake all the time!!!

g-man said...

tejas: naw, we have fun on here. it rocks!

Ankur said...

@Tejas

yes... this is where i feel free to be myself.. dont have to think twice (except the spellings :P) before writing anything!!!

thanks Sneha... i really love this place!! :)

Ankur said...

@Sneha

yes... that night was the introductory place to condoms... then we played with it many a times ;)
hehe

but that was the day when the first time i put it into the mouth... no dirty thought.. i m talkin abt the condom!!!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

read the story of my intro to Condoms!!!
:P

and then u cant say i know G-spot personally!!!

lolzzzz

Ankur said...

and we still tease bhabhi.. how she shouted... tat night!!!

but asking.. wat was the shout for!!! :P
lolzzzz

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Who the hell has SEEN a g-spot...

Maybe one of those scientists....

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

EWWW at condom in the mouth! Yuck!
Were they flavored.

Three words your bhabhi should have said,

"PLEASE DONT SHOUT"

Ankur said...

@Sneha


**Who the hell has SEEN a g-spot...

That keshi will tell us as she said...

aww Ankur u dun hv to hv sex to know wut a G-spot is hehe.


so i guess she holds the key to this answer

Solitaire said...

@ G-man and Ankur,

AWWWWWWW! Thanks so much!! I love it that you guys can have fun here!! All your comments are so hilarious. Always uplift my mood!!

You rock!

Ankur said...

@Sneha

yes.. they were flavored.. and u know they have some sticky oil on them.. that was the yuckiest part!! :P

but the strawberry smell was good!! :P
lolzzzz

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Have you seen your kidney? Then how do you know what it is?

g-man said...

@ sol: well yea, we do have lots of fun here :)

@ ankur: in the mouth? eep!

Ankur said...

@Sneha

no.. tat was bhaiya who must have said...

"omg.. u shouted!!! "

:P
and then he must have said..

"Is it in?? "

:P

and then the bed broke!!! :P

hahahahaha

Ankur said...

@Sneha

i just know the definition of it like G-spot.... n btw.. i have it, not like g-spot which i only dream of!!! :P :P

Ankur said...

@Keshi

we are waiting for ur answer... Sol has put u in a tough SPOT!! :P

wats G-SPOT!!!

Tell us!! :D

Ankur said...

@Sneha

more than us, this place rocks...

no inhibitions!!! :)

You rock babeh!!! :)

g-man said...

psst, keshi! just give them the wikipedia link ;)

Ankur said...

@G-man

yes man.... in the mouth... :P

dont u know nowdays the hookers ask u to wear a condom for blowing ur mind!!! :P

Stupidosaur said...

@sol,keshi,ankur,G-man

Whats this stuff about 'seeing' a G-spot? I heard (or maybe read) that its just a region of nerves, not a physically noticable thing.
The noticable one is the C-spot is it not?

And why should it not be asked?
Do the girls not want to be 'happy'?

Ankur said...

@Sneha

look how n what research G-man is done in so less time!! :D

he even knows its on wikipedia...

@G-man

come out of it man... the g-spot!!
lolzzz

@Keshi

cmon... where r u babes!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Some women might consider you ignorant. So like G-man, all are advised to do their research on Gikipedia..I mean wikipedia.

Solitaire said...

@ stupid,

I asked you a question on the marriage post..

Ankur said...

@Stupid

thanks for the detailed research u provided!!!

tune meri aankhen khol di dost!! :P
(u have opened my eyes )

hahahaha

btw... girls are happy neways if u dont ask them... and as per ur research even if u ask them where is it, the answer is they dont know.. so by that logic u cant ever make them happy!!!

Search for G-spot is like searchin for soul!! :P

Stupidosaur said...

I have not done any wike-pedia research.

It would be best to do only wife-pedia research. Cos all women are different is what my past 'research' says. As in, its located different.
Its a 'personal' thing varying from person to person.

And probably she should rather be happy at the question. It means she is the first.

Thrrrrrbhht to those who don't agree :P

Keshi said...

As G-man said, try WIKI Ankur. :)


Btw who in this Universe wud hv SEEN a g-spot?????????????????????? hahahahahahahaha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha @C-spot!!

Stupid good one! :)

Keshi.

Stupidosaur said...

@Keshi
//C-spot
Yeah at least that one is a see-spot.


//Btw who in this Universe wud hv SEEN a g-spot??????????????????????

Maybe some gynaecologist using an endoscope?

We can show the tapes to Ankur to releive him of his G-ki-peida
( The pain, the peida, that all this G-talk is causing him, for which Wikipedia is not enough of an analgesic)

@Ankur
Pls don't get too excited. It will not be like porn. It will be just like those medical documentary images of insides of the body on Discovery Channel that might even gross you out.

Prashanth Nagaraj said...

"call ur friend"

this wil stir up some events!!!!!!!

Hemanth Potluri said...

@keshi lol.....


solitaire nice blog buddy ...tagged u :)...

Ankur said...

**Btw who in this Universe wud hv SEEN a g-spot?????????????????????? hahahahahahahaha!

u said that havin sex is not a way to know, so i thought u know!!!

lolzzzz :D :D

Urv said...

Nope I have not seen Sex and the City. Is there something related in it?

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Just a minute of it!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Logic does not make sense!

Ankur said...

@Sneha

u too takin Keshi's Side!! !:(

Keshi said...

**Yeah at least that one is a see-spot.


**Maybe some gynaecologist using an endoscope?

**We can show the tapes to Ankur to releive him of his G-ki-peida




ROFL Stupid Im laffing so much over here!!!!!!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ankur just cos u dun hv to hv sex to know where the G-spot was doesnt mean one wud hv SEEN it? LOL!


LOL Hemanth!


Good one Sol haha!

Keshi.

Raghu Iyer said...

"pull it out"