Why should name of the insignificant 'ex' be a problem for my significant other? In fact don't your psychology books teach about being 'open' and stuff?
Yes, if its name of the 'other current significant other' that I blurt out, then......*ahem*
****and just because I type 4 sentences does not imply I am not busy. This was my break****
**This only happens when ppl are not in love, or in movies
Ishqia and Ankur, dun be so sure. We r humans. And humans do make mistakes. And we can never tell what we'd do/say in the future. And movies arent always unreal either.
@keshi... agree to u completely wrt ur answeere to ishqui & ankur!
I'd apologise profusely and spend the rest of the week buying her flowers everyday, surprising her, being super nice to her. doing everything possible to let her know that it was just a mistake and that she is my "present" and therefore matters to me, past is gone...! Phew!... girls find it tough to take these things!
Has it been proven that the best time for humans to mate is dawn? BTW, no woman will believe you have had so many exes. For all you know, your girl might think these are nicknames for her....ummmm not the Phoolan Devi one though..
Just give a blank and terrified look...gradually change it to a sigh-of-relief...take her hand and keep in your chest...then slowly in a husky voice say.... you know honey, i got this weird feeling,as i was getting murdered by a ghost like creature...it resembled exactly my ex... i was really terrified...but..oh thank god..you r near here with me...
I dont know what happening with me these days... we should go to a doc sometime later to check why i'm getting this weird feelings even when i'm awake...
And wut u said u'd do is so sweet. If I was ur partner, I'd forgive ya totally...and add a pair of Manolo Blahniks with those flowers plz. That'll quicken the 'forgiving' process btw. :)
O The stupid dinosaur thought* 'blurtung out' as in a sentence, conveying info, being honest and blah. Now I think* you meant blurting it as interjection.
I think its better to take precations to avoid such an irreversible doomsday: 1) Nickname your current with names of all your exes (weird, but worth it if it works?) 2) Learn the art of conversation in bed, so nothing else blurts out 3) Play favourite background music and hope it went unnoticed. 4) Say I just hit upon the name of the heroine/hero of my next novel for whom I had taken inspiration from you. He/She will be pleasantly surprised to know you write, and falttered to be the inspiration. 5) Choose a statistician or mathematician or such significant other. So when it happens, wonder aloud what could be the probability of a random noise sounding just like what it sounded like. The other will get busy and I will be off the hook. 6) Kiss so often that there is not enough time for one complete word in between.
Do these stupidosaur techniques work for humans also? Do let me know.
OR maybe YOU have issues not being able to let go of the past...
lalalalalalala!//
this is a dead end, the only issue i would have for saying her name is shes better than the current. That is one issue any men can live with, however skewed it is.
@ keshi... lol... manolos!!... i'd rather wait a week more! ;)
btw.. i have done enough shoe shopping to know that my only contribution to the process is a pair of closed eyes, "Wow! those look grt on your lovely feet", and my credit card!
okies..im back...n no i didn't try it overnite!!!!!
i liked aneri's ans..the 2nd bit...so if i make the mistake..I'll be in complete denial n even call him weird for thinking of my ex at such a time!if he doesnt buy it imm, I'll start doing drama n say...I'm offended u were thinking of my ex whn u shld be thinking abt me! n then w/o making it obv will be nice to him for a week (to free myself off the guilt)!
If he does it..i hope he's smart enuf to deny it....I'll just sulk n move to the other corner of the bed for the nite. n then let him pamper me for the nxt 1 week or mth. ( Yes crimson Feet's reply is very temptin!) n i KNOW this aint rite..but if therz any jagda in the future..I mite say "see u said ur ex's name and i let it go"
@Keshi: I agree with u. We are human n it can happen!
things like this can happen so here are something I would worry about
- hope the couch is comfortable - she is not attending anger management classes - there are no sharp objects around the bed/vicinity - you dont have an important meeting in the morning (lest she decides to slap you really tight leaving those visible marks)
Also this situation can get worse than a war....(war and agression can be diplomatically solved) but here once this is uttered and if forgiven - many furture converstations will dwell into "were you thinking of her" or "is she better at this too" realms....and this could also go other way around happening to a guy too
Gosh!thts like a big blunder. Let time pass coz matter wht excuse u give its not goin to matter!so jus keep shut....or try ur luck n say something witty like "He sucked in bed and i so hate him coz of tht"! :D
Hone kya hein .. aapki pocket goes lighter . Ab itne bada point tu hein nahin ki koi chodde ke chale jaye.... afterall its past...for next few days...u r like ekdum seedha saadha doggy.. no fighting for remote..consloe lying idle.. no complains abt food.... and something to add in wardrobe..
aww u just sound like a very nice guy..down-to-earth and quite realistic n very understanding of us women's needs :):). r ya single by any chance? LOL!
simple. after blurting out her name, i would simply add "dear, believe me, she never gave me this awesome pleasure. i feel like a real man in ur company".
131 comments:
pack you bags and leave.
Shoot urself!
@ Ghost: ROFL !
*blurts ex's name*
the reason bitter past can be forgotten..
*sings current's name*
the reason sweet future can be pleasantly awaited!
*resumes bed action*
Why should name of the insignificant 'ex' be a problem for my significant other? In fact don't your psychology books teach about being 'open' and stuff?
Yes, if its name of the 'other current significant other' that I blurt out, then......*ahem*
****and just because I type 4 sentences does not imply I am not busy. This was my break****
@neeku :D
@stupid dinosaur... uh? being open vs getting beaten up, left by ur wife, etc etc etc
Verbatim "I just realised you are so much better than him"
:D
What next?
follows.... some serious couples counseling with the shrink !
Or,
give some melodrama =)
*Blurts out Exxy*
I just hate him
*Give a serious pause look to him and then look in other direction*
How could I have been so stupid to waste my time and love for such a (Gali attached)-Exxy
*Then get the puppy eye look and say...*
But then now I thank God for blessing me with you in my life !
*Followed by an angelic smile :)*
Had a dream and he was a monitor eating little worms off the street. For real.
Hate him. Love you.
I love Priya's answer.
Loved Priya's reply above!
Luckily for me, I've never been in the situation coz I do not have an 'ex' ;)
Hec no! Who does that! its sooooooo not funny!
okay i ll try to think n come up wit some ans..but find it so unimaginable a situation!
@ Ghost Particle,
Aww..you will give up so easily?
@ Me-too,
Oh oh! So dramatic!
@ Anonymous,
I hope the partner is a duh to believe that...either that or really desperate to resume bed action.
@ Stupidosaur,
No MY psychology books do NOT talk about saying an ex's name IN BED!
@ Priya,
Hopefully this sentence is not uttered ten years after your relationship!
Im afraid I mite actually do that.
If I mumble my ex's name, I'd continue saying this:
"T..owww T's earlobes werent as tasty as these"
lol joking!
I'd just say
"oww shit Im really sorry!"
cos wut else can I really say? I dun wanna lie.
Keshi.
what did you do then???
>:P
@ Neeku,
I dont know what I would do if a couple comes to me with this problem!!
@ Mansi,
Hahaha!! Had a dream?! Hahahah!
@ Vrij,
Thank God you said "luckily". I know of some men who are jealous of other people when they say they have a lot of exes!
@ Pavi,
Many do! Not intentionally though!
hahah if one does that mistake..i dont think there will be NEXT....tat will be the end....
lol..
and if ther is NExt tat means our CURRENT is dumb..so i wud say...
"sweetheart i think i have got our pet's name"...
lol
no chance of such a situation in my life..
If she knows...
Say Sorry!!
If she doesnt...
tell her its an actress (if it helps!!! :P )
Cheers!!!
btw.. This only happens when ppl are not in love, or in movies!!!
Ash him to take his ex name ;-))
Hahahahaha... ROTFL.....
I have so many ex's poora raat kat jaayega sab ka naam lete lete!
And ek ka bhi naam galti se nikal gaya..... sab ka naam ledaalega! Just to show how rangeen I was(err am)!
Anamika, Preeti, Padmapriya, Sridevi, Jayaprada, Priyanka, Hema Malini, Phoolan Devi... and the list continues till Dawn...
Besides I'd prefer some action @ dawn :P. The best time for humans to mate! ROFL....
well ... you are doomed then...
end of day's play! ;)
**no chance of such a situation in my life..
**This only happens when ppl are not in love, or in movies
Ishqia and Ankur, dun be so sure. We r humans. And humans do make mistakes. And we can never tell what we'd do/say in the future. And movies arent always unreal either.
Keshi.
****We r humans. And humans do make mistakes.**
yup i agree with tat...
wats big deal if i date my Gfs friend.....i m human and i can make mistakes...
lol
**wats big deal if i date my Gfs friend.....i m human and i can make mistakes
and thats not exactly wut I meant Nirmal :)
Keshi.
Cos dating ur GF's friend is a 'conscious' choice whereas whispering ur ex's name when in bed with ur current partner isnt.
@Nirmal :)
Keshi.
@keshi..
i cant do tat? ok then some gals can live in peace now...
lol
@keshi... agree to u completely wrt ur answeere to ishqui & ankur!
I'd apologise profusely and spend the rest of the week buying her flowers everyday, surprising her, being super nice to her. doing everything possible to let her know that it was just a mistake and that she is my "present" and therefore matters to me, past is gone...!
Phew!... girls find it tough to take these things!
PS.
this actually happened to me! :)
@ Crimson,
OH WOW!!! It did? Now this is a living example of how this CAN HAPPEN..
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you............
CRIMSON FEET!
May all questions of disbelief be addressed to him.
@ Keshi,
Agree with you 100%.
We are humans and do have slips of tongue!
@ Rahul,
Game over!? Hahahah!
ohh heck ...dnt tell me!
go n drown yurself in yur bathroom!
give up!!! thats not giving up! thats survival strategy.
and certainly, if it comes to saying the ex's name in bed, then the current one has some real issues... lalalalala
@ Ghost,
OR maybe YOU have issues not being able to let go of the past...
lalalalalalala!
@ Veens,
Awww...you know that wont work...
@ Iceman,
Has it been proven that the best time for humans to mate is dawn? BTW, no woman will believe you have had so many exes. For all you know, your girl might think these are nicknames for her....ummmm not the Phoolan Devi one though..
@ Chakoli,
And like ICEMAN if he has a long list?
Just give a blank and terrified look...gradually change it to a sigh-of-relief...take her hand and keep in your chest...then slowly in a husky voice say.... you know honey, i got this weird feeling,as i was getting murdered by a ghost like creature...it resembled exactly my ex... i was really terrified...but..oh thank god..you r near here with me...
I dont know what happening with me these days... we should go to a doc sometime later to check why i'm getting this weird feelings even when i'm awake...
Hope this will help...
@ Ankur,
Trust me it happens in real life even when people are in love. It could be a reflex action, a slip of tongue, or a fantasy!
@ Ishqia,
From both ends?
BTW, how old is your hubby?
@ Nirmal,
She will be soooooo happy to know that you are thinking about a name for your pet (which may be nonexistent) while you are in bed with her.
ty Crimson!
And wut u said u'd do is so sweet. If I was ur partner, I'd forgive ya totally...and add a pair of Manolo Blahniks with those flowers plz. That'll quicken the 'forgiving' process btw. :)
Keshi.
@ Humble,
Haha!! This question is for YOU to answer.
Pack ur bag, leave, go to ur home and hv sex with ur wife.
yes Sol. Humans do make mistakes. We cant trust ourselves 100%.
lol Nirmal ok.
Keshi.
I trust wat u say and i know there is no answer to it, so i just tried to make it funny!!!
I dont know how much embarrased i will feel and i have no better word than to say Sorry!!!
Sometimes u just wish such things dont happen coz they stick.. and they remain forever!!! :)
Cheers!!!
@ Trojan,
Hahahaha!! Remember not to use this ex's name with your current wife though!!
@ Karthik,
WOW! What a wonderful story! You should have been a script writer.
wont be that stupid to lose my first one...she will be for keeps forever...hehehe
Nothing yaar...
If u take it lightly, ur partner will take it lightly too...
better not to make an issue out of it...
@ Humble,
If its your FIRST one, there will be no ex's name to blurt out!
@ Ankur,
Well if they do stick in her head, then you can maybe try and trick her into believing that she had a bad dream!!
@ Anjuli,
If my partner yells out his ex's name and tells me, "nothing yaar..light le", I would slap him!
add "kutte kamine" to that...dharmendra style... ;)
or
completely deny it and say tumhare kaan baj rahe hain!
@Sneha
u temme... tu bhool jayegi aur man legi kya???
@ ankur,
Sadly, haan! :(
Am veryyyy forgiving.
@ Aneri,
Poor guy!
@Sneha
then i think d one who will have u is a very lucky guy!!! :)
impressive!!! :)
Cheers!!!
btw... i dont charge ppl to visit my space...
;)
or u dont feel its worthy enugh 2 pay one visit?
Sigh!!
then start in alphabateical order ur class boys name;-))
will taht be enoff or u want us to start the names of whole school:-))
@ Ankur,
It does not mean that he can keep blurting out his ex's name all the time thinking "I am very lucky".
Ek din mast chaata padega!
O
The stupid dinosaur thought* 'blurtung out' as in a sentence, conveying info, being honest and blah.
Now I think* you meant blurting it as interjection.
I think its better to take precations to avoid such an irreversible doomsday:
1) Nickname your current with names of all your exes (weird, but worth it if it works?)
2) Learn the art of conversation in bed, so nothing else blurts out
3) Play favourite background music and hope it went unnoticed.
4) Say I just hit upon the name of the heroine/hero of my next novel for whom I had taken inspiration from you. He/She will be pleasantly surprised to know you write, and falttered to be the inspiration.
5) Choose a statistician or mathematician or such significant other. So when it happens, wonder aloud what could be the probability of a random noise sounding just like what it sounded like. The other will get busy and I will be off the hook.
6) Kiss so often that there is not enough time for one complete word in between.
Do these stupidosaur techniques work for humans also? Do let me know.
*lie detector blares on...
**Ek din mast chaata padega!
hahah... :D
seriously funny, i can really listen u sayin this... :D
waise u know agar tune ek baar bhi bhulaya(forgive) toh bahut hai n i dont think that someone will commit the mistake even once with u!!! :)
Cheers!!!
yep dude.. even he dont have any ex..
//@ Ghost,
OR maybe YOU have issues not being able to let go of the past...
lalalalalalala!//
this is a dead end, the only issue i would have for saying her name is shes better than the current. That is one issue any men can live with, however skewed it is.
Hiroshima and Nagasakiwould seem quieter in comparison!!
and den I add..
Thank god! i left her for u :P
:P
other wise I m not the one to answer wat nex :P...and wen u will find me in the street searching fora shelter..u won't need to ask me that...
:P
btw u r looking beautiful in this pic..not flirting ...jus wanted to mention it... :)
@ keshi... lol... manolos!!... i'd rather wait a week more! ;)
btw.. i have done enough shoe shopping to know that my only contribution to the process is a pair of closed eyes, "Wow! those look grt on your lovely feet", and my credit card!
***She will be soooooo happy to know that you are thinking about a name for your pet (which may be nonexistent) while you are in bed with her.***
of course happier than to know i was thinking bout my ex....hehee
well actually its very tought to do that..
wonder how crimsonn managed to do so...lol
you sleep on the sofa for few weeks , eat some fast food and your thigh is sore and red with her pinches !! ,
seriously nothing more .
hmmm...say she looks better than her :P
okies..im back...n no i didn't try it overnite!!!!!
i liked aneri's ans..the 2nd bit...so if i make the mistake..I'll be in complete denial n even call him weird for thinking of my ex at such a time!if he doesnt buy it imm, I'll start doing drama n say...I'm offended u were thinking of my ex whn u shld be thinking abt me! n then w/o making it obv will be nice to him for a week (to free myself off the guilt)!
If he does it..i hope he's smart enuf to deny it....I'll just sulk n move to the other corner of the bed for the nite. n then let him pamper me for the nxt 1 week or mth. ( Yes crimson Feet's reply is very temptin!)
n i KNOW this aint rite..but if therz any jagda in the future..I mite say "see u said ur ex's name and i let it go"
@Keshi: I agree with u. We are human n it can happen!
Read thru all the answers...preety funny
things like this can happen so here are something I would worry about
- hope the couch is comfortable
- she is not attending anger management classes
- there are no sharp objects around the bed/vicinity
- you dont have an important meeting in the morning (lest she decides to slap you really tight leaving those visible marks)
Also this situation can get worse than a war....(war and agression can be diplomatically solved) but here once this is uttered and if forgiven - many furture converstations will dwell into "were you thinking of her" or "is she better at this too" realms....and this could also go other way around happening to a guy too
*insert name here* was the biggest mistake of my life. i wish i had met you sooner...
Just tell her that's your favourite name and you would like to call her that only in very special times.
@ Aneesh,
Do you think she is that dumb?
@ Vishesh,
"how dare you compare me with her?"
Then?
@ G-man,
"So why did you have to think of her NOW?"
@ Tyro,
Ohhhh..it can definitely get more serious than that....bruises, slap marks, bites, hahaha!
@ Ishqia,
Dude? I am no dude dude.
waise yeh bata... yeh sawal kiske dimag ki upaj hai ;) :D
and exams khatam kya???
Cheers!!!
get ready to be listed in ex`s list....lolz
Gosh!thts like a big blunder. Let time pass coz matter wht excuse u give its not goin to matter!so jus keep shut....or try ur luck n say something witty like "He sucked in bed and i so hate him coz of tht"! :D
oh, i'm just thinkin how lucky i am to have you, and how dumb i was to ever fall for her...
@ G-man,
"You liar!!" **sobs**
@ Ria,
"WHAT? You went to bed with him?!!"
@ KP,
Hahah! And hope that she blurts out your name with her next bf right?
@ Chakoli,
You confident that the entire school was his ex?
@ Pavi,
HAhahahaahhahahahaah!!! I can so imagine you doing all that drama..
Poor guy. Hope this never happens!
@ G-man,
*sobs*
*sniffs*
Yeah...make that two please.
:)
i wud say to her "just wanted to see how wud u react when i blurt out my ex's name :)" ....
guess wud save myself on that occassion and i am sure tht i wudnt repeat that mistake again ever :)
Hone kya hein .. aapki pocket goes lighter . Ab itne bada point tu hein nahin ki koi chodde ke chale jaye.... afterall its past...for next few days...u r like ekdum seedha saadha doggy.. no fighting for remote..consloe lying idle.. no complains abt food.... and something to add in wardrobe..
I Will Take My Ex's Name..
Coz' I Never Want To Hide n' Love..
If She Loves Me.. She Should Know Everythin.... N Support.....
Otherwise its Just Another Affair..!!
Whats the Point Doin' That Anyway ???
:)
hahahaha..
ok sol..
i know u r not dude..
Crap apart, 3 is my lucky number(had to say that bcoz got bored of d same stereotyped answers!)
Ankur did ya read my reply tp u and Ishqia? :)
Crimson...
** i'd rather wait a week more
haha smart thinking.
aww u just sound like a very nice guy..down-to-earth and quite realistic n very understanding of us women's needs :):). r ya single by any chance? LOL!
Keshi.
next time speak up your partner s name with sweet mint tone, that shud make up
@ Sam,
If there is a next time!
@ Friendly Stranger,
You need a shrink!
@ Am in trance,
Yeah sure! she should know that you were fantasizing about your ex when in bed with her..
Good luck!
@ Nitin,
Hahah!! Don't be so sure. Chhod ke chali jaayegi toh? Pocket will then become heavier. No one to spend money on.
@ Hiren,
Hahaha!! Hope she has a good sense of humor!
now thats v smart Hiren!
Keshi.
not confident ...but for fun u cud...if he s ready to atke names like phoolan devi;-))
@Keshi
did read ur response... and agreed that we are humans...
still i think such mistakes are made rarely coz our unconscious mind still works!!! :)
Cheers!!!
DUH sol!!!
ur exams are getting to ya...
what i implied was what you replied!!!
:D
@ Stupidosaur,
Hahah! I have a friend who is now engaged to a guy who shares his name with her ex. I guess she is not going to have any problems of this sort.
The last option is a great option!!
As for that writing part, I am sure once that is uttered, you will have to produce an award winning book...all because of that one second blunder!
So dinosaurs do this huh?
@ Amit,
Then might as well wear earphones and go to sleep.
@ Ceedy,
So you don't talk to her about it and just stealth out and sleep on the couch?
@ Daydreamer,
Thanks!!
I hope that its your home and not hers when this happens. That way at least you wont be on the streets!
simple. after blurting out her name, i would simply add "dear, believe me, she never gave me this awesome pleasure. i feel like a real man in ur company".
@sol
It depends on how you present it, right?
Jo nahi bolna tha woh bol gaye phir aur kuch bol ke aapni kabar kyu dig kare!
--Sol :
Jaane ke liya pehle aana padta hein.. pehle aa to jaye..phir mein sambhal loonga..
@ Ceedy,
Sahi bidu..good luck if that happens.
@ Nitin,
I like your confidence!
@ Satish,
Hehehehehehheheheh!!!
"he was never so good...u are so much better...."
hahhahhaha...:P
OMG!tht was another blunder.....so its best to keep shut or simply vanish like a character of Harry Potter! :D
well nthng mch ... jst calmly say "this is what our daughter's name gonna be honey" !!!
;-)
Cheers
Samy
Immediately add "Look what you're missing! Hah!"
//So dinosaurs do this huh?
Nope not all dinosaurs.
Those who didn't pften broke up and became extinct.
Stupidosaurs did it and survived.
By the way why do my McD comments have this strange tendency to disappear and reappear?
dont stop.. continue, make a sentence or a story that begins with the ex's name ;)
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