June 11, 2008

McDonald's

Keshi wants to ask you...

What would you do if your guy/girl took you to McDonald's on the first date?

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Soham Shah said...

Does the place matter for the first date?? .. I dont think so .. be it Mcdonalds or Burger King or other ultra expensive candle-light dinner-nightout, u hv to enjoy the company of ur partner ..

So hv french fries, coke , burger and some nice refreshing talks and conversations !!

Nirmal said...

order a chicken maharaja, large coke, and some french fries and ask her.."y did u bring me here"..


lol

Keshi said...

how many Maccas r here...lets see. :)

tnxx Sol!

Keshi.

Pri said...

depends on how it goes...the place dosent matter..the company does!

heyy btw join in 'story time revisited' on my blog---raindrops on roses...
waiting for ur crazy contributions :D

Iceman said...

Yummy! I'll Hogg!

BTW... A girl did take me out to McD's ROTFL... in Mumbai... And I was busy birdwatching else where while she was blading!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

What the hell is a chicken MAHARAJA???????????????????????

Keshi said...

Soham tnxx!

That was a McDelicious ans..well done! :)

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

"Why did you bring me here?"

Hahahah!! That's like this one time a guy asked me something about a breakup that I had had and then asked me, "why are you telling me this?"

Keshi said...

haha Nirmal!

**chicken maharaja

wow I didnt know Maccas had a Maharaja? lol!


wud u order some McNuggets for me plz?


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

What is blading??

Damn a lot of answers that I don't understand.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahah...we call mexican people "maccas" or "makkus"

Keshi said...

hey Pri :)

**the place dosent matter..the company does

true..but I'd rather go eat Pizza than Maccas. I just hate those burgers LOL!


By Company did u mean McDonalds, Burger King etc. lol k Im kidding sweetz.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

**A girl did take me out to McD's ROTFL... in Mumbai... And I was busy birdwatching else where while she was blading!

hahaha Iceman r ya serious?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Sol even I didnt know abt the McMaharaja!

This post will bring out new facts abt Maccas. I cant wait!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Pri,

What if your company was birdwatching like ICEMAN?

Keshi said...

hahahahahahaha @Makkus!

Sol ur tooo funny!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Do they even have a McMaharani for a smaller size burger?

And is it called McRajkumar in a kid's meal?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Iceman said...

blading.. no such word in angrezi...
and pardon my bad angrezi...

It measn blasting ear to year & trying to saw off ur head(neck& above) from the rest of ur body...

got what I am sayin?

Keshi said...

**McMaharani

**MacRajkumar


PMSL I cant stop laffing hellllllllpppppp!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

yeah its super weird!!

They might have a whole kingdom there and Ronald McDonald might be sporting a turban!!

Keshi said...

Nirmal r ya serious abt McMaharja...cos we dun hv a McDownUnder (no pun) over here!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha @ Ronald McDonald in turban!

the shouldnt he be called

Ronald McSingh



Keshi.

Keshi said...

So Iceman u say a First Date at McDonalds isnt all that bad...cos u got to bird-watch. :) I hope by Bird-watching u didnt mean watching a McChicken burger?

Keshi.

Chakoli said...

Unbtil and unless u r comfortable.. any place cud be fine..:-))

no worries.. even if kabristhan he takes me:-))

but actually u cud analuze him...as Mc'ds wud be filled in with kids and gals...;-))

hw he looks them;-))

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli

Aah good one...so a test for him.

Iceman said...

LOL.. keshi...

Bird-watching means.. u know.. gettin a good work-out for ur eyes... :D and thats possible if u have a good crowd around... And in a place like Mumbai.. trust me.. theres no shortage of good crowds... :D

Nirmal said...

@ sol..

yup this chicken maharaja is like some chicken piece in burger...
**man wat am i saying**

its a chicken burger...lol....

u dont know bout it....i had it few times..

Keshi said...

Chakoli hey!

**as Mc'ds wud be filled in with kids and gals.

thats what I mean. Its really not the best place for a first date but as many said Place shouldnt matter :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

I know Iceman..I was only pulling ur leg :)

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

#keshi...

na i will order a Macwitchy 4 u....

lol

Nirmal said...

****Do they even have a McMaharani for a smaller size burger?****

yup they might have ..but a bigger size then maharaja and price higher too......coz they know the bill will be paid by maharaja...

lol..

Keshi said...

Nirmal..

**u dont know bout it....i had it few times..


I dun..cos I dun live in India. duh! LOL! I know every country has special burgers named after their culture. I didnt know abt McMaharaja at all but I knew abt McWitchy lol..hows that? I wonder...


Keshi.

Rakesh said...

i will just tell.sorry dost i hate macdonald's product...haan i hate..:D

Nirmal said...

no food for rajkumars ther..coz they r vusy playing with some toys...weird toys infact...

lol

Keshi said...

Nirmal jokes apart, d u mean u wudnt like to be taken to Maccas on a first date? wud u draw conclusions abt the girl based on where she takes u on ur first date? be honest. There is also an aim behind this McCrazy post u see. LOL!


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

i will order a softie for my gal..

***softie is a cone ice cream u get ther....its cheap too.in case u dont know tat.***

Nirmal said...

okay even i m confused bout this Mac Maharaja....will have to check it...


so any gals asking me out some day....

lol

Chakoli said...

Naah Keshi....

It would be a test for him re...
remebr Irfan khan in Life in ametro...hw he looks konkana sen... and then she rejets it;-))

Althou they meet up finally..but still... desperation could be seen;-))

Chakoli said...

Moreover...
its about hw deal with the place... as I said even if he takes me to graveyard...but I like his company..his talks.. it wudnt matter..isnt??

humbl devil said...

how much time since you visited goo ol' desiland???
you dont know about maharaja macs???
you are missing heaven!!!

what i'll do??
make her pay!?!:P

Alok said...

McThank her! :P

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Let's say that its been centuries since I visited and the last time I did, I did not go to a McDonald's!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

I am glad you clarified what a softie is.

Solitaire said...

@ Rakesh,

They have the best Fish Sandwiches!!

Ghost Particle said...

eat and pack for later. I love their sundays. we even had the blackbean sunday here once, and the peach sunday and pineapple and mango...whoa! I love it.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

jokes apart....i m numb now...lol....

ok for me date is wher my gal will be comfortable with me, to talk to me...so if she asks me to come ther it simply means she is comfortable ther.....for me date shud not be like people playing violins behind u....

my idea of date is like eating corn or having tea for roadside stall during heavy rain...i find it very romantic...

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Do they sell corn and tea on the streets in Australia?

Nirmal said...

@sol..

what bout US....????

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Not where I live!

Nirmal said...

what bout NEW YORK????

Keshi said...

**sorry dost i hate macdonald's product

haha Rakesh me too.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**softie is a cone ice cream u get ther

Nirmal we DO know abt that one.

ty! LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chakoli!


**I said even if he takes me to graveyard...

Im a bit worries abt graveyards..cos some ghosts may recognise me. :)



**but I like his company..his talks.. it wudnt matter..isnt??

I agree. But my brain wont function with a Fillet-o-fish, sadly :( And the noise in McDonalds can be annoying.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Devil :)


**what i'll do??
make her pay!?!:

LOL cos u've already PAID big time by agreeing to go there?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

sweet one Alok!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

AWWWW. Keshi won't come with you to McDees I guess. She hates it! And I don't like icecream so I might not come either.

Do they have durian icecream?

Keshi said...

Ghosty u like Maccas. ok so when ur in Syd, I'll take u to a Macca party.


**the blackbean sunday here once, and the peach sunday and pineapple and mango

wut?? We dun get all those flavors here. All we get us choc/vanilla and I hate em all!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mango flav is also there I think..I dunno much abt Sundaes tho.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

What's a MACCA party?

Is it those kids birthday parties?

Keshi said...

tnxx Nirmal!


**for me date shud not be like people playing violins behind u....


but wut if annoying kids r screaming behind ur ears and throwing McNuggets at each other? Wud u like such a FIRST date?



**my idea of date is like eating corn or having tea for roadside stall during heavy rain...i find it very romantic...

huh we dun get roadside stalls here :( If I stand on the street eating corn in the rain, most prolly I'll get arrested :(


So romantic..not!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol..


**Do they sell corn and tea on the streets in Australia?


no :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Im a bit WORRIED..

sorry abt the typo Chakoli!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**What's a MACCA party?
Is it those kids birthday parties?


yes Sol haha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ghosty take Sol to McDurians in Malaysia.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

*So romantic...not!*


hahahahahahah!


I too don't have any visions of standing on the street dodging lightning while nibbling on corn..

Keshi said...

Im McCurious now.

So many different countries selling interesting burgers.

Someone told me that in Thailand Maccas they hv Rice n Curry. Go figure!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Sol!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

WHATTTTT!! Rice and Curry in a burger?

Keshi said...

**standing on the street dodging lightning while nibbling on corn


Sol u may really be able to dodge death while standing on the street eating corn amidst lightning, but I dun think I'll be able to dodge death while eating a Big Mac and trying to stay alive on my first date!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**WHATTTTT!! Rice and Curry in a burger?


haha noooo! Rice n curry separately...sold in Maccas.

And in Sri Lankan Maccas they have McColombo. lol nah thats just a lie.


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

http://www.thailandlife.com/fastfood.html

That link might interest you all.

Its McDonald's in Thailand!!

It has a "Samurai Pork Burger" but NO burger with rice and curry!

Keshi said...

** "Samurai Pork Burger"

sounds like a war!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Googled n found out the following McMaharaja stats. :)


-----------------------------


McDonald's India

Maharaja Mac
"two all LAMB patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

Veggie nuggets (with masala and chili dipping sauces)


----------------------------------


Nirmal u've eaten McMaharaja so much u said it's CHICKEN. lol!


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

ok serious thing out...

now i m thinking .....heheeheh..

@keshi..
but wut if annoying kids r screaming behind ur ears and throwing McNuggets at each other? Wud u like such a FIRST date?..

tats my gal's choice ...and usually gals get irritated by such things...
**infact i luv to throw stuffs on people***hehehe

date in jail....keshi can u get safer place than tat...

lol

Solitaire said...

What's a cheese pickle?

Hiren said...

if my gal wud suggest McD (or for that matter any other place) I wudnt mind it as location doesnt matter at all ...

but then while taking any gal to a location of my choice for a first date ... a wrong choice of place might put her off .... as when you are talking about it being a first date, the other person doesnt really know you well .... so McD will not figure in my list :)

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

You might want to ask NEW YORKERs about that. I am more into California than NEW YORK!

Ankur said...

keshigirl...

wud u take me???

*rolling eyes*

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Finally!! A practical answer!

Keshi said...

**date in jail....keshi can u get safer place than tat...


hahahahaha Nirmal!

wud be nice to Date in handcuffs.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**What's a cheese pickle?

no idea Sol. best we ask that from the Indian Maccas.


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

You might enjoy her company but she might think you are cheap!

Keshi said...

AMEN @Hiren's comment!

Practical, realistic and sensible ans.


ty!


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@sol...

yaar u r depressing..
i live in mumbai but i know in calcutta we get road side stuffs...lol..

anyways...chod..

lol

Keshi said...

** wrong choice of place might put her off .... as when you are talking about it being a first date, the other person doesnt really know you well


thats exactly wut I wanted to know from this qn. Its a FIRST DATE. And First impressions matter and can go a long way.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Ankur why r ya rolling ur eyes? awww...


**wud u take me???

ofcourse but not to Maccas. I'd take ya to a nice cafe by the beach. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**You might enjoy her company but she might think you are cheap!


haha Sol where did that come from!


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

oops was it lamb...hehehe....thing is it is tasty so never googled it...lol..

shud inform it to my friends too..i m sure even they dont know...


are u sure thers no chicken maharaja....i m still confused...

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Are you trying to bluff me by saying that roadside stuff is NOT available in Mumbai?

PUHLEAASE! I may be living here but I have seen Mumbai!

Keshi said...

Nirmal I love road-side food n tea..but unfortunately we dun get em in Aus. Sri Lanka has plenty of such romantic stops :)


Keshi.

Alok said...

Chicken Maharaja Mac!

Amen Nirmal!

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

***wud be nice to Date in handcuffs. ***
taleast u can be sure ur boy,s hand wont wander here and ther,,..

lol

and he can be sure bout ur hand too...hehehe

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Keshi says its LAMB!

Solitaire said...

These guys are interested only in the food, not the DATE...

SIGH!!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

If my guy at this age takes me McDonalds and orders me a chicken sandwich from the dollar menu on a first date, what am I supposed to think? That his mom did not give him pocket money that day?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

EEKS! Stop right there. Puhlease.

Keshi said...

**chicken maharaja

lol ok it must be there. I just got that from the net. it must be the lamb version of it. LOL!


Chillax!


yes Sol is right..u guys r only interested in the food, not the date!



Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@sol..

***Are you trying to bluff me by saying that roadside stuff is NOT available in Mumbai?***

when did i say this....mumbai is like brand ambassador of road side food......
all i meant was i know in kolkata we get road side even though i never been ther..

this was to ur reply..

***You might want to ask NEW YORKERs about that. I am more into California than NEW YORK!***

gal u made me explain every thing..

katti..

Keshi said...

Sol..

**That his mom did not give him pocket money that day?


hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I cant stop laffing omg! Cos that wud be my ans to this qn too!!!!!!!


Keshi.

Alok said...

*splutters*
Wha?!
*Checks inside his Mac*
Naah it's Chicken alright!

Well the date would be a Date if I'd rather think about her than the Maharaja Mac! :P

Nirmal said...

@keshi..
***Sri Lanka has plenty of such romantic stops :)**

just let me know when u r ther...its like next stop from my place...
lol

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Do you know if road side stuff is available in Kazhakistan?

Keshi said...

A Momma's boy taking u out on a Happy Meal..wut more can I say. Fries with it plz..and oh make the drink Creaming Soda! *rolling eyes*

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Oh and make sure that he gets his toy too with the happy meal..vrrroooooooom vrrooooom! yay!!

Keshi said...

**Well the date would be a Date if I'd rather think about her than the Maharaja Mac

haha Alok good one!


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

****u guys r only interested in the food, not the date!***

i m with u keshi and sol..

cmon alok grow up....its a date...


lol

Keshi said...

**vrrroooooooom vrrooooom!

haha Sol! wut abt his chippies to munch on the way bak. urrrrrg!


*Kazhakstan

lol wut wud they call a burger there - McKazka?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Nirmal all u've got to do is row ur boat n cross over :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

omg Nirmal u forcibly forgot abt ur McMaharaja in a hurry...cheater boi!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

**wut wud they call a burger there - McKazka?****

or McKhababs.....

okkk i luv them khababs...

Nirmal said...

***omg Nirmal u forcibly forgot abt ur McMaharaja in a hurry...cheater boi!***
wat u talking bout McMaharaja..wats tat..

lol

Alok said...

*Too engrossed in that creamy Mayonnaise decorated Crunchy, delectable Chicken patty with those luscious buns*

I wonder why those erotic fiction writers use the same adjectives...

Nirmal said...

**Do you know if road side stuff is available in Kazhakistan?***

yup ther u get great khababs on roads rather hotels.....

hehehe..

Keshi said...

**McMaharaja

McMaharani's husband burger.
McRajKumar's daddy burger
McNanna's putra burger

??


@Nirmal.

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

***all u've got to do is row ur boat n cross over***

i m joing a swimming class rather....

heheeh

Alok said...

"McMaharani's husband burger.
McRajKumar's daddy burger
McNanna's putra burger"

Now where does Ronald McDonald come in the picture? Court Jester? :D

Keshi said...

**luscious buns*

hahaha Alok so after all, Maccas is a HOT Dating Spot?

Keshi.

Alok said...

Yeah, Hot and Creamy! :P

Keshi said...

**Ronald McDonald...Court Jester?

nah he's the family clown. LOL!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

McMaharani's husband burger.
McRajKumar's daddy burger
McNanna's putra burger
McBaharwali's extra affarir burger..


its super hit here..

lol

Keshi said...

So Alok u really wudnt 'judge' if a girl took u to Maccas on ur first date? be honest. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**McBaharwali's extra affarir burger..

Nirmal that sounds like McMahabharath!

Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Sneha & @Keshigirl...

i have the reply... :D


Keshi said...
haha Ankur why r ya rolling ur eyes? awww...


**wud u take me???

ofcourse but not to Maccas. I'd take ya to a nice cafe by the beach. :)


Keshi.



:D so is my answer!!! :D

Never wud go to Mcd's coz its too noisy, need a place which is calm and soothing... where i can look at my gal, talk to her, and we can spend good time together!!! :)

Cheers!!!

Nirmal said...

***Nirmal that sounds like McMahabharath!***

yup tat is know as yhe whole family package..

lol..

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Who wants the whole family package on a first date? Slow down.

Keshi said...

**i m joing a swimming class rather....

Nirmal why dun u McCome flying? LOL!


Keshi.

Alok said...

If a girl asked me out to McD for the first date, I'd be :

*sniff! she understands me!*

Keshi said...

Ankurrrr ty!


**Never wud go to Mcd's coz its too noisy, need a place which is calm and soothing... where i can look at my gal, talk to her, and we can spend good time together


so true! And thats the aim of this post...to realise the imp factors to a First Date. And to me, PLACE does matter. I dunno abt others, but at Maccas all I'd be doin is crying. LOL!


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

sol thanks 4 reminding its DAte in McD...

i thought its only bout McD..

lol

Keshi said...

Nirmal..


**yup tat is know as yhe whole family package

didnt know u were a FAMILY man already.

DATE CANCELLED!


lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

***sniff! she understands me!*


hahaha Alok!

u can suggest her somewhere else..and where wud that be?


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

***If a girl asked me out to McD for the first date, I'd be :

*sniff! she understands me!****


bro dont be sad...have Mc Maharaja and then kiss her goodbye...forever...lol

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

**Nirmal why dun u McCome flying? LOL!**

wat u want me to do know....learn flying..lol

Nirmal said...

place ur hand on ur heart and say the truth..

"did u include my baharwali in the family..????"

lol

Soham Shah said...

@Solitaire:
If she thinks I am cheap if I take her to Mcdonalds, she even does not deserve a date with ME !! ..

@Keshi:
Ha ha ha .. Thank you !!

Keshi said...

**have Mc Maharaja and then kiss her goodbye...forever


Nirmal u deserve a McJerk burger with a Jerk flav Sundae.



Keshi.

Alok said...

Keshi,

How about besides the lake in my campus?

Nirmal,

Now if she were eating Chicken Maharaja Mac too, then that would surely be a tasty kiss!

I think I'd say goodbye to goodbye then! :D

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

Forget that! If she thinks you are cheap, she might even delete your number before you even say goodbye!

Nirmal said...

***Nirmal u deserve a McJerk burger with a Jerk flav Sundae.***

its with chicken or lamb...

lol

Vrij said...

Me n biwi are planning to go to McD's this wkend.. just for a change and saath mein do some window shopping! (prob is biwi misses the word window)

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

EWWW! Maybe they should make some chicken maharaja flavored gum. That way you can ask your girl to chew on that before you kiss her.

Yuck!

Nirmal said...

****Now if she were eating Chicken Maharaja Mac too, then that would surely be a tasty kiss!

I think I'd say goodbye to goodbye then! :D**

yup tats sweeter and easier...

Keshi said...

**How about besides the lake in my campus?


Alok ur quite the romantic arent ya. WOW nice choice of place. :)


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Not your first date, hopefully!

Keshi said...

Soham :)

**If she thinks I am cheap if I take her to Mcdonalds, she even does not deserve a date with ME


awwww....


She'll think o.w. - that she dun deserve to be McTreated? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Now if she were eating Chicken Maharaja Mac too, then that would surely be a tasty kiss!


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

yukk!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vrij so it's a Macca Date this wknd? I hope its not ur anniversary!!!!


Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Keshi

for me too place matters sweetie... It cant be like you ask me to sit at a crowded place, i cant on the first date, nor to any pub or disc coz on first date i wud go with a cuppa coffee... or may be some juice, but not hard drink!!!

I wud luv to go with ya by the beach, where even if we sit in the car listening to some country music, talkin to each other and watchin the waves hittin the shore!!!

Place does matter re... :)

And as u said abt the first date thing, its very imposrtant , coz its the chance for you to know ur partner!!!

And i think whether its first date or 21st... place still matter but then it goes with convinience and mood!!! :)

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

Sol o did I forget to tell ya..u look absolutely GORGEOUS in this pic! Soooooo un-McWorthy! If u know wut I mean ;-)



Keshi.

Alok said...

Solitaire,

Naah, Gum isn't the same...
It's too uhhh, ummm, gummy!

Nirmal said...

***Now if she were eating Chicken Maharaja Mac too, then that would surely be a tasty kiss!***

thinking too much..lol.

its a first date.....so no romantic lip lock....might be a peck.....ok...so no ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Chakoli said...

LOl...

ghosts wud recognize u and then u cud date with themmm;-))

then wts ur choice btw??
mandir, church?

park...

marrooned on lnely island...

beach?

or sweet home??

Alok said...

Nirmal,

How can you be so sure? :P

Keshi said...

so true Ankur. Very well-said!


PLACE does matter. to me, it does.

imagine someone taking u to the SuperMarket on ur first date? LOL I'd faint.



**I wud luv to go with ya by the beach, where even if we sit in the car listening to some country music, talkin to each other and watchin the waves hittin the shore


thats so relaxing and romantic too Ankur!


And when I said the PLACE matters, I didnt mean that I need to be swept off my feet with violins n roses n candles. no ways! but it has to be somewhere sensible, romantic and practical.


Ur ans was superb Ankur tnxx!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Next product on the market will be

MaharaJuicy-Fruity Gum for ur first date at Maccas!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Chakoli yes I mite go on a Date with the ghost then!


**beach

def the beach :)


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

#alok...

i know iitians r damn fast..lol

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Yes, your answer was GREAT..not the mushy "I care two hoots as long as you are here" types. Practically, a first date at McDees is not fun!!

There is a janitor sweeping at your feet and you struggle to keep your tight skirt from showing off your thighs as you lift your feet.

Your date leaves you every 2 seconds as his number is called out after every McMAHARAJA he orders is ready.

The kid on the next table flings an open pack of ketchup on your table as his mom tells him that he won't get icecream today.

Wow.

Keshi said...

and hv u guys tasted McCoffee? I did long time ago and I wanted to throw up violently!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Actually people here have compared its coffee to Starbucks! I don't drink coffee so I don't know!

Keshi said...

haha Sol ty for that! Thats exactly wut I mean. It's no FUN at all.

First Date then most prolly wud be the Last too.


Keshi.

Sam said...

I'll eat!! :P

Keshi said...

Starbucks is CRAP too. pure crap actually!




Keshi.

Alok said...

Time for a serious answer:
A date need not necessarily be about romance and the two individuals engrossed in each other.

A date can be about both the individuals having fun, and if they have fun at McDs, then McDs it is.

Romance can happen after you've had fun, too, you know! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Thank you for the serious answer.

Keshi said...

Sam so u'll go there just to eat? Wut abt the Date? :)

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

And here comes another eater.

*rolling eyes*

Anonymous said...

Either he just made a big fool out of himself, or, he actually knows that you're a relatively smart piece than other dimwits and tries to convey an important message by his strange but subtle way.

He'd probably be aware of your McDauntingDate paranoia, or he might have just guessed it.

McDonalds—a fast food chain; a fast approach to the relationship?

The ever non-changing menu—him not a hypocrite?

Taking a big chance that you might spot his subliminal approach—deepfound trust in you?

Of course, fell free to disregard the insightful bullshit, If I may call it so.
Ridiculously impossible, I know; I've been taught to think outside the box you see.

Although the whole working out of subliminal possibilities might actually come in handy the next time you end up at a least expected location, helping you passing time.

To be honest, I'd rather indulge in this than have a McDate with a McMoron.

Keshi said...

ty for that Alok!


**A date can be about both the individuals having fun, and if they have fun at McDs, then McDs it is.

I agree. But environment does matter depending on WHAT ur there for. Dun u think?


U cant surely hv a fun date at the mortuary can ya? LOL!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

Interesting take on things!

Never changing menu: "I am rigid and boring. Never spontaneous."

Fast food chain: "I have no time to pamper you. I am a busy man. Let's get to business."

Cheap prices: "I am not going to risk spending money on you until I know that you are not my first and last date"

Ankur said...

@Sneha

hahaha... i cant even dream to imagine any of those... They are horryfyin experiences and you know i dont want to spoil the day when i m with my gal.

And to add on to it...
My girl keep lookin at the handsome sweeper/janitor.

She is too interested in the 9 months old kid in the lap of the lady sitting on next table.

She is awed by a size zero gal who has already consumed 2 burgers and she wants to proove a point.

She is thinking.. Shucks... this is where he wanted to take me out!!!

none of these will go girlie... and i may be awed by your presence but at the same time i like to spend some time together (read not with everyone arnd!! :P)

And i have grown up from the mushy mushy things... ;)
They dont work, but sometimes you need to realise her that she likes your company... n tat cant be done at Mcd's certainly!!! :)

Cheers!!!

AmitL said...

We'd have a 'Happy Meal',followed by...well,whatever follows after a happy meal!!:)

Ankur said...

@Sneha & @Keshi

I am really awed that 2 ladies( both suave) really liked my idea of a first date!!! :)

thanks a lot to both of u :D

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Keshi & @Sneha

I have had both the coffees and they both scuk!!!

I make better cold coffee than it!!! :D :D

Wanna have a sip!! ;)

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Amit,

Burps?

Ankur said...

@Keshi

i will faint too.. .supermarket... shucks!!! :(

**And when I said the PLACE matters, I didnt mean that I need to be swept off my feet with violins n roses n candles. no ways! but it has to be somewhere sensible, romantic and practical.


dont worry... some day i will do this too!!! sweep u off ur feet but not this way... i have better plans to surprise u!!! :)


n btw.. i m a hard core romantic guy!!! :)

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

ty Anony!


**McDonalds—a fast food chain; a fast approach to the relationship?


I like how u analysed this qn. I guess there's a very deep psychological link to the choices we make...even the choice of place.



LOL @McMoron!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

I didnt think we were thinking about cold coffee, were we Keshi?

Ankur said...

and now as i again read the question...

If my girl really takes me to a Mc'd, i will sit there for 10 mins as i dont want to disappoint her, and then will ask her for a coffee, now a date from my side!!! :)

and i know she wont say NO!!! :)

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

omg... then wat were u talkin abt Sneha???

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Don't get so alarmed. I thought were thinking about HOT COFFEE.

Ankur said...

btw.. am i sounding too optimistic with she wont say NO thing!!!

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

oh ok... i thought ki wat u were talkin abt other than coffee!!!
:D

i make gud hot coffee too... someday i want to be a chef too!! ;)

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

Ankur we can see that ur a MAN..not a BOY. ;-)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

we get flavors for all festivals...there was even green beans (not green pees) flavor for eid mubarak.

Its not that I like mcd's that much, woz jst answering ur Q. either that or Ill cook for Keshi...but then ill burn the kitchen. So out safest bet is to go to a restaurant and stuff out face. chili crabs...alalala

Keshi said...

** i will sit there for 10 mins as i dont want to disappoint her, and then will ask her for a coffee, now a date from my side


hahaha Ankur smart move!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**some day...sweep u off ur feet but not this way... i have better plans to surprise u


its too tempting I cant wait til that SOME DAY! can that some day be today? LOL!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

I want Mee Goreng at the hawker's along with ice kacang.

Doable?

Keshi said...

**Q. either that or Ill cook for Keshi...but then ill burn the kitchen. So out safest bet is to go to a restaurant and stuff out face. chili crabs


haha Ghosty! awww dun burn the place down plz. Lets just talk abt it BEFORE u start cooking and we'll just go out. LOL! hows that?


Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Keshi

tat day can be today... feel comfortable to take a flight to Pune, India... and surprise me... rather i will be off my feet... completely!!! :)

otherwise wait d time i come down there to visit u or u plan a visit to India.. :D

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

Sol I think when both of us finally find our MEN (*big sigh*) we should go to Malaysia for some romantic touring. What say? :)

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Everyone,

4:15 am here.
Gotta sleep!
Goodnight!
All comments sent will be accepted in exactly 6 hours!

Ankur said...

@Sneha

ok... good night and sweet dreams!!!

and plz dont dream of MCD plzz!!! :P

@Keshi

Can I come along... Malaysia??
:D :D :D

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

and i was about to ask u sneha, dont u sleep!!! :P
came just at time!!! ;)
hehe

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

Nitey nite sweet Sol, sleep tight!


So darn sweet of ya Ankur HUGZ!


Catch ya all tmrw, tata n TY!



Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

@Keshi thatll do... plan and plan and dont do it. Muahahahah! then talk about it at the restaurant.

@Sol I just had ais kacang yesterday :D

Alok said...

Keshi,

It's all about choice. You might not like a date at McDs, but I'd like it.

There might even be a couple who'd enjoy an adventurous date in the mortuary! It all depends on the kind of person you are.

Anonymous,

Nicely analysed. But isn't this analysis biased?

A person who'd prefer McDs for a first date might be a person who appreciates value for money. Who'd rather not risk and waste money on trivialities and spend it on something that he/she enjoys more.

A person who enjoys fast food enjoys the fact that it is delicious and leaves time for appreciating other activities.

A person who likes McD isn't aware of the crowd, he/she's just involved in the thing that he/she loves. Wouldn't it be wonderful if that included you?

If you think out of the box, you might not necessarily be right. There are other ways of thinking out of the box too. In the end, it's about personal choice.

Ghost Particle said...

girls...coming to malaysia...to meet mua! the one and only ghost...

where was all of you 10 years ago! uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Satish Bolla said...

hmm, i think the place doesn't matter whn v r out on a first date.
but on a funny note, i would pray god that she won't say something like she forgot her purse n ask me to pay the bill

Rakesh said...

i am vegetarian..not purely since i eat egg..so how can i like..:D

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