July 31, 2008

Coloring

For those of you who have seen Sex and the City (movie), you know that the girls refer to sex as "coloring" in the midst of children.

I want you guys and gals to tell me what code word would you use?

Use this format for your answer.

"How many times do you ______ each week?"

147 comments:

Solitaire said...

How many times do you do "bhangra" each week?

Hiren said...

from a current book i m reading currently ... how many times do you do "maths" each week?

mayz said...

How many times do you "shoot" each week?

well atleast for guys ;)

Gayatri said...

sleeeeeeeeeeep.

not sleep. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. say it with a nasal twang and a HUGE emphasize on the E.

Vrij said...

LoL @ Bhangra.. Balle Balle!!

How many times do you DING DONG DING each week?

Abhishek Khanna said...

How many times do you "qualify" each week?

TROJAN SPIRIT said...

How many times do you do "clapping" each week?

NICE QUESTION.

Nitin said...

"kabbadi"

SMM said...

How many times do you "tango" each week?

ray said...

Hi ,

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Cheers,

Ria said...

How many times do you "play" eack week? :P

Veens said...

How many times do you do "dandia" each week?

How many times do you do "smack" each week?

Keshi said...

I rem that scene from SATC.


Here's my one:

How many times do you "ride" each week?


Keshi.

vishesh said...

how many times do you fuck each week?

lol :P

D said...

How many times do you "work out" each week?

The Soul: said...

how many times do you "cross the border" each week? :P

peace
swati

Pavi!!!! said...

LOL!

How many times do u "play" each week?

**kids aint gonna be too happy if we play more than them** :)))

I'm looking fwd to read the answers to this one :))

Tuhin said...

How many times do you wrestle each week?

Aneesh said...

How many times do you do "enjoy" each week?

rayshma said...

how many times do you "study" each week?

Nirmal said...

ding dong....

KP! said...

How many times do you "do" each week?

Neeku said...

How about replacing it with "Sing" ;) !

How many times do you do "Sing" each week?

Solitaire said...

@ Mayz,

EEEEKS!

Phantom - The Ghost said...

"How many times do you 'sneeze' each week?"

P.S.: not seen the sex and the city (of course...i meant movie)...

a random small poem...
"women make this noise,
and utter a mono-syllable,
as if holding a running nose,
to draw the attention of the guy,
who sleeps to wake,
and be a mate...
oH! the be the summer or the seasons bright,
be it whatever it takes,
just to have the touch,
a smooch here'n'there,
utter that word sweet,
a silent yet powered one,
to be one!"

Princess Mia said...

How many time wud u "ring me bell" each week?

ceedy said...

How many times do you boogie woogie each week?

and for the pessimist..

How many times do you give her aspirin each week?

aqua gurl said...

How many times do you "drive" each week?

How many times do you "play" each week?

How many times do you "go grocery shopping" each week?

Btw loved the question sneha!!

Dawn....सेहर said...

Nice question ....!
Thinking ....how about!!!
How many times do you read each week? haha lol!!!

BTW did anyone tell you - you have a nice smile
Keep it up
Cheers

AmitL said...

hehe...there's endless possibilities,Sol..so,here goes:How many times do you....each week?
- 'type a letter'
- 'post a letter'
- 'ride the bus'
- 'could you help me with something?'
- 'play kabaddi'

Have more suggestions,but,am laughing too much,esp since it's a holiday.:)Hope someone finds these useful.haha.

arvind1187 said...

how many times do u "fight " each week ..
:)

Deepti said...

How many times do you do "salsa" each week?
or
How many times do you do "smile" each week?
I sound so cheesy :)

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

me still a virgin :(((((

no one talks wid me abt the cheese :(

so how cud I fill the blanks :(
of
How many times do you eat cheese a week? :(

lol

Karthik S said...

How many time do you squeeze each week ??

Iceman said...

How many times do you do "take a deep sea dive" each week?

How many times do you do "play hide & seek" each week?

How many times do you do "kiss kiss bang bang" each week?

Vinz aka Vinu aka Vinayak said...

How many times do you 'duck' a week..?

How many times do you 'hit goal' in a week..??

One more,

How many times do you 'play slave in the prison' a week..?

:)

Hemanth Potluri said...

how many times do u 'dance' each week...



urs..hemu..

Urv said...

'not have a headache' :)

'hoodi-baba'

'laundry' of course is very old..

Stupidosaur said...

"have honey"?

Could be figurative. Having 'honey'
Could be literal. After all your sweetheart is your honey.
Could be literal, if you use that stuff too ;)

ceedy said...

Will you be willing to put a small blurb for the new foodie blog on the sidebar of Short and Sweet...if yes let me know...will send you a small blurb

thanks in advance

Abhishek Khanna said...

wo radio michi ka ad aata hai na
"bajate raho"

maverick said...

how many times do u bamboozle each week??

or

how many times do u go hunting each week

:D

Crystal! said...

How many times do you chum (a) each week?

Ankur said...

how many times do u "visit jannat" every week!! ;)
:D
hehe

havent said this one ever!! :P
so just tryin

Ankur said...

how many times do eat every week? ;)
:D
hehe

Ankur said...

@Veens

bachcho ke saamne bolgei smack!! :P
hehhe

Ankur said...

@Sol
bhangra... funny!! :P

haha...

Kris Bass said...

How man times do you 'get lucky' each week?

SMM said...

How many times do you 'lauuuuveeeee' each week?

zahid said...

Well, I think there is no use of any code word at all. Just need to give a little pause after 'you'. And for writing sense put a ',' there and it would suffice.

Just say "How many times do you, each week?" and one would understand.

Kyun kya kehti hai sneha di !!!
Kabhi toh Best Answer ka award de !!!

;)

p¡£®®£(X000nie) said...

How many times do you "shoot" each week?? LoL

Newayz..nice blog u hv got der!! :)

Peter Chacko
F.R.E.N.Z. 4.E.V.E.R.

Ankur said...

How many times do you do "pluck" each week?

:P

Anonymous said...

How many times do you 'enjoyyyyyyy' each week?

Idling in Top Gear said...

My friends and I use "parking your car in the garage" when discussing it in the open among elders/ people we don't want to know. (We don't know any children.) :D

This next one is soo wrong - once my friend was dating a girl with a kid, and my other friends used to refer to it as "social service!"

Sriram said...

which reminds me, there was a joke circulated in our class a couple of years back. It ran like this:
A dad, a mom and a kid living in a house. Whenever dad and mom want to 'colour' ;) they usd the lingo - "Type a letter".
So one fine evening, dad sends the kid off to mom in the kitchen telling her to inform mom that he wanted to type a letter. Kid comes back saying "Mummy says she cant type it today.. her ribbon is leaking" ;) A few hours later the kid runs to dad and says "Mum says she'll type the letter anyway". Dad sends her off with a new reply to mom. "Mom, daddy says it's too late and he's typed the letter himself"
..Not much of a laugh, but will do for a chuckle :D

lukkydivz said...

*** :D

Phantom - The Ghost said...

A happy ________Day :)

Rakesh said...

very very happy friendship day:):)

Compassion Unlimitted said...

College days it used to be DickDock..but told so fast it sounded TickTock..people used to think it was some game..lol Game for sure!!
Tc
CU

joiedevivre said...

How many times do you do "mara piti" each week?

carolinagal said...

How many times do you 'work out' each week?

Coz sex is the best workout ;)

Ankur said...

@Carolinagal

i loved it!! :D

Ankur said...

long time no c.. and this time no note also!! :o
kahan ho aap??

RADhika said...

oh we actually use this,
"how many times do you "have tea" each week??"
:D

Pavi!!!! said...

How many times do u "celebrate" each week?

Impressionist said...

How many times do u "read" each week?

-I

Keshi said...

where r ya? we all miss u.

Keshi.

Ankur said...

bhai.. itna sannata kyon hai yahan par... koi kuch bol kyon nahi raha hai.. (dilip kumar ishtyle!! :D)

kahan ho aap??? madame???

Ashish said...

How many times do you "Dhinchaaak" each week?

Vandita said...

how many times do u "dance" each week?
how many times do u "paint" each week?
LOL @ bhangra :P

Ankur said...

welcome back madame... kaha the.. jag gaye kya??
kaise ho.. kya chal raha hai..
abhut sawal hai humare pass!!

Stupidosaur said...

Someone mentioned about their college day terms for it. Yaad aaya, one of my roommates used to call it 'DhimparTipar'

Stupidosaur said...

Its time to add some coloring to you blog once again. Solitaire kahan SATC (pronounced Sat-ki, don't ask me by what exact logic) thi? Where had you escaped?

The Paratrooper said...

i would lower my voice and still say sex only....

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

What book is that that gave you such an idea?

Solitaire said...

@ Gayatri,

Haha! How I wish I could hear you say it!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Haha I would not be surprised if a couple's child says, "I wanna do that toooooo" thinking its a fun game!

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

Too bhari na? Reminds me of my doctoral qualifier exams!

Solitaire said...

@ Trojan,

Know that song.."if you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!"?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Hahah!

Solitaire said...

@ SMM,

Aah I like this one!

Solitaire said...

@ Ray,

Thanks for the idea!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Love games?

Solitaire said...

@ Veens,

Dandia! Waah bhai waah!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Aaaah..."mujhe toh ghoda chalana nahi aata"..a dialogue from latest movie jaane tu ya jaane na..

(I don't know how to ride a horse)

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

EEEEKS!! Is that how you will talk in front of ur young kids?

Solitaire said...

@ D,

It IS a great workout, isnt it? CG concurs!

Solitaire said...

@ Soul,

Haha! Have you seen SATC? Carrie says, "When he colors, he rarely stays within the lines".

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Or the kids might wanna play with you!!

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

Aaaaha....aggressive uh?

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Nice one! Hopefully it is enjoyable each time.

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Oy!! Mr. Ding Dong. How is NY?

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

EEEKS! I hate studying.

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

Oh no!! I love cheese!! I eat cheese everday! Not the kind you are talking of though...

Solitaire said...

@ KP,

Hello Mister..how do you do?

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Haha! Reminds me of a movie where the code word for peeing was "singing"!

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Is that your poem? Its pretty good.

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

Goes well with the ones who like to ding dong!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Pessimist? I am sure its a true fact in many people's lives.

Solitaire said...

@ Aqua,

Thanks!!! I like your playing answer. Grocery shopping..if its everyday, people will think they are gluttons!

Solitaire said...

@ Dawn,

Thanks!! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Amit,

GREAT!! Hope you are not yet thinking about these code words and laughing on a weekday at work or in class or whatever it is that you do!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

I can put it up. But will do so on Warm Fuzzies. That's where all the blurbs go. OK?

ceedy said...

Thanks....

Its fine whereever you put it...

actually vrij will be emailing you the blurd...and it will show up like it is on mine or his or some other peoples blogs who have agreed :)

Solitaire said...

@ Arvind,

Nice way of turning a fight into something positive.

Solitaire said...

@ Deepti,

Its meant to be cheesy!

Solitaire said...

@ Karthik,

Squeeze what?

Solitaire said...

@ Karthik,

Squeeze what?

Solitaire said...

@ ICEMAN,

ROFL at kiss kiss bang bang!! What double meaning!

Solitaire said...

@ Vinu,

Hahahah!!! Goal!

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

A lot of dancing going on.. Any particular dance?

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

Laundry is old? When was it used? Never heard of it.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Good one!! How about sugar candy, honey pie, etc?

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

No idea but WOW!

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick.

Don't need to go hunting when your mate is near you..right?

Solitaire said...

@ Crystal,

Chum??? Are you serious?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Jannat huh?

Solitaire said...

@ Kris,

Very obvious!!

Solitaire said...

@ SMM,

hahaha! Paresh Raval style!?

Keshi said...

**..."mujhe toh ghoda chalana nahi aata"..


I so dun u'stand wut that means but Im guessing it's to do with a horse not being fast enough? yeeeeeeeeeha! :)




Keshi.

anits said...

How many times do you "play" each week?
;) interesting post :-)

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahah no idea abt it...just came out with one ans...dint think much into it..

lol

urs..hemu..

Solitaire said...

@ Zahid,

Haha! Yaha par award nahi hai varna zaroor de deti!!

Solitaire said...

@ Peter,

Thanks!!! What's your nick about?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Pluck a duck?

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

Aur aap kaun?

Solitaire said...

@ Idling,

Parking the car is ok but "social service"? Oh no! :(

It sure is wrong!

Solitaire said...

@ Sriram,

Its quite funny!!

Solitaire said...

@ Lukky,

ASTERIX bolegi kya?

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Friendship bolna mana tha kya?

Same to you!

Solitaire said...

@ Rakesh,

Same to you! Sorry am a bit late. Hope it was good.

Solitaire said...

@ Compassion,

Nice game! ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Joie,

;)

Maar piti sounds like SM stuff!

Solitaire said...

@ CG,

Someone else concurs with you too!!

Solitaire said...

@ Radhika,

Oh!! Very desi to have tea. ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Celebrate what? Adam and Eve's existence?

Solitaire said...

@ Impressionist,

Bed time reading?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Dhimpar tipar? That's a tongue twister!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahaha! I had the translation up for you there.

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

Paint? What? Paint the town red?

Solitaire said...

@ Ashish,

Dhinchaak it is!!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

How do you like the new colors?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Haan ji! Am back!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Am back..slow but back!

rantravereflect/ jane said...

heeeee.. never really used it ;)
but maybe,
how many times do ya have ''hamburger'' and ''mayo/cheese'' each week??

Ankur said...

how many times do u dhinchak every week?

Pavi!!!! said...

@sol: See..thats why i insist on hvg 2 gurls..they ll play wit each other..while thier mama-papa are off to play another game!
Hmm.. celebrate the little one(s) existence..