For those of you who have seen Sex and the City (movie), you know that the girls refer to sex as "coloring" in the midst of children.
I want you guys and gals to tell me what code word would you use?
Use this format for your answer.
"How many times do you ______ each week?"
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145 comments:
How many times do you do "bhangra" each week?
from a current book i m reading currently ... how many times do you do "maths" each week?
How many times do you "shoot" each week?
well atleast for guys ;)
sleeeeeeeeeeep.
not sleep. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. say it with a nasal twang and a HUGE emphasize on the E.
LoL @ Bhangra.. Balle Balle!!
How many times do you DING DONG DING each week?
How many times do you "qualify" each week?
How many times do you do "clapping" each week?
NICE QUESTION.
"kabbadi"
How many times do you "tango" each week?
Hi ,
I was reading ur blog posts and found some of them to be wow.. u write well.. Why don't you popularize it more.. ur posts on ur blog ‘Short and sweet’ took my particular attention as some of them are interesting topics of mine too;
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Cheers,
How many times do you "play" eack week? :P
How many times do you do "dandia" each week?
How many times do you do "smack" each week?
I rem that scene from SATC.
Here's my one:
How many times do you "ride" each week?
Keshi.
How many times do you "work out" each week?
how many times do you "cross the border" each week? :P
peace
swati
LOL!
How many times do u "play" each week?
**kids aint gonna be too happy if we play more than them** :)))
I'm looking fwd to read the answers to this one :))
How many times do you wrestle each week?
How many times do you do "enjoy" each week?
how many times do you "study" each week?
ding dong....
How many times do you "do" each week?
How about replacing it with "Sing" ;) !
How many times do you do "Sing" each week?
@ Mayz,
EEEEKS!
"How many times do you 'sneeze' each week?"
P.S.: not seen the sex and the city (of course...i meant movie)...
a random small poem...
"women make this noise,
and utter a mono-syllable,
as if holding a running nose,
to draw the attention of the guy,
who sleeps to wake,
and be a mate...
oH! the be the summer or the seasons bright,
be it whatever it takes,
just to have the touch,
a smooch here'n'there,
utter that word sweet,
a silent yet powered one,
to be one!"
How many time wud u "ring me bell" each week?
How many times do you boogie woogie each week?
and for the pessimist..
How many times do you give her aspirin each week?
How many times do you "drive" each week?
How many times do you "play" each week?
How many times do you "go grocery shopping" each week?
Btw loved the question sneha!!
Nice question ....!
Thinking ....how about!!!
How many times do you read each week? haha lol!!!
BTW did anyone tell you - you have a nice smile
Keep it up
Cheers
hehe...there's endless possibilities,Sol..so,here goes:How many times do you....each week?
- 'type a letter'
- 'post a letter'
- 'ride the bus'
- 'could you help me with something?'
- 'play kabaddi'
Have more suggestions,but,am laughing too much,esp since it's a holiday.:)Hope someone finds these useful.haha.
how many times do u "fight " each week ..
:)
How many times do you do "salsa" each week?
or
How many times do you do "smile" each week?
I sound so cheesy :)
me still a virgin :(((((
no one talks wid me abt the cheese :(
so how cud I fill the blanks :(
of
How many times do you eat cheese a week? :(
lol
How many time do you squeeze each week ??
How many times do you do "take a deep sea dive" each week?
How many times do you do "play hide & seek" each week?
How many times do you do "kiss kiss bang bang" each week?
How many times do you 'duck' a week..?
How many times do you 'hit goal' in a week..??
One more,
How many times do you 'play slave in the prison' a week..?
:)
how many times do u 'dance' each week...
urs..hemu..
'not have a headache' :)
'hoodi-baba'
'laundry' of course is very old..
"have honey"?
Could be figurative. Having 'honey'
Could be literal. After all your sweetheart is your honey.
Could be literal, if you use that stuff too ;)
Will you be willing to put a small blurb for the new foodie blog on the sidebar of Short and Sweet...if yes let me know...will send you a small blurb
thanks in advance
wo radio michi ka ad aata hai na
"bajate raho"
how many times do u bamboozle each week??
or
how many times do u go hunting each week
:D
How many times do you chum (a) each week?
how many times do u "visit jannat" every week!! ;)
:D
hehe
havent said this one ever!! :P
so just tryin
how many times do eat every week? ;)
:D
hehe
@Veens
bachcho ke saamne bolgei smack!! :P
hehhe
@Sol
bhangra... funny!! :P
haha...
How man times do you 'get lucky' each week?
How many times do you 'lauuuuveeeee' each week?
Well, I think there is no use of any code word at all. Just need to give a little pause after 'you'. And for writing sense put a ',' there and it would suffice.
Just say "How many times do you, each week?" and one would understand.
Kyun kya kehti hai sneha di !!!
Kabhi toh Best Answer ka award de !!!
;)
How many times do you "shoot" each week?? LoL
Newayz..nice blog u hv got der!! :)
Peter Chacko
F.R.E.N.Z. 4.E.V.E.R.
How many times do you do "pluck" each week?
:P
How many times do you 'enjoyyyyyyy' each week?
My friends and I use "parking your car in the garage" when discussing it in the open among elders/ people we don't want to know. (We don't know any children.) :D
This next one is soo wrong - once my friend was dating a girl with a kid, and my other friends used to refer to it as "social service!"
which reminds me, there was a joke circulated in our class a couple of years back. It ran like this:
A dad, a mom and a kid living in a house. Whenever dad and mom want to 'colour' ;) they usd the lingo - "Type a letter".
So one fine evening, dad sends the kid off to mom in the kitchen telling her to inform mom that he wanted to type a letter. Kid comes back saying "Mummy says she cant type it today.. her ribbon is leaking" ;) A few hours later the kid runs to dad and says "Mum says she'll type the letter anyway". Dad sends her off with a new reply to mom. "Mom, daddy says it's too late and he's typed the letter himself"
..Not much of a laugh, but will do for a chuckle :D
*** :D
A happy ________Day :)
very very happy friendship day:):)
College days it used to be DickDock..but told so fast it sounded TickTock..people used to think it was some game..lol Game for sure!!
Tc
CU
How many times do you do "mara piti" each week?
How many times do you 'work out' each week?
Coz sex is the best workout ;)
@Carolinagal
i loved it!! :D
long time no c.. and this time no note also!! :o
kahan ho aap??
oh we actually use this,
"how many times do you "have tea" each week??"
:D
How many times do u "celebrate" each week?
How many times do u "read" each week?
-I
where r ya? we all miss u.
Keshi.
bhai.. itna sannata kyon hai yahan par... koi kuch bol kyon nahi raha hai.. (dilip kumar ishtyle!! :D)
kahan ho aap??? madame???
How many times do you "Dhinchaaak" each week?
how many times do u "dance" each week?
how many times do u "paint" each week?
LOL @ bhangra :P
welcome back madame... kaha the.. jag gaye kya??
kaise ho.. kya chal raha hai..
abhut sawal hai humare pass!!
Someone mentioned about their college day terms for it. Yaad aaya, one of my roommates used to call it 'DhimparTipar'
Its time to add some coloring to you blog once again. Solitaire kahan SATC (pronounced Sat-ki, don't ask me by what exact logic) thi? Where had you escaped?
i would lower my voice and still say sex only....
@ Hiren,
What book is that that gave you such an idea?
@ Gayatri,
Haha! How I wish I could hear you say it!
@ Vrij,
Haha I would not be surprised if a couple's child says, "I wanna do that toooooo" thinking its a fun game!
@ Abhishek,
Too bhari na? Reminds me of my doctoral qualifier exams!
@ Trojan,
Know that song.."if you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!"?
@ Nitin,
Hahah!
@ SMM,
Aah I like this one!
@ Ray,
Thanks for the idea!!
@ Ria,
Love games?
@ Veens,
Dandia! Waah bhai waah!
@ Keshi,
Aaaah..."mujhe toh ghoda chalana nahi aata"..a dialogue from latest movie jaane tu ya jaane na..
(I don't know how to ride a horse)
@ Vishesh,
EEEEKS!! Is that how you will talk in front of ur young kids?
@ D,
It IS a great workout, isnt it? CG concurs!
@ Soul,
Haha! Have you seen SATC? Carrie says, "When he colors, he rarely stays within the lines".
@ Pavi,
Or the kids might wanna play with you!!
@ Tuhin,
Aaaaha....aggressive uh?
@ Aneesh,
Nice one! Hopefully it is enjoyable each time.
@ Nirmal,
Oy!! Mr. Ding Dong. How is NY?
@ Rayshma,
EEEKS! I hate studying.
@ Daydreamer,
Oh no!! I love cheese!! I eat cheese everday! Not the kind you are talking of though...
@ KP,
Hello Mister..how do you do?
@ Neeku,
Haha! Reminds me of a movie where the code word for peeing was "singing"!
@ Phantom,
Is that your poem? Its pretty good.
@ Princess,
Goes well with the ones who like to ding dong!
@ Ceedy,
Pessimist? I am sure its a true fact in many people's lives.
@ Aqua,
Thanks!!! I like your playing answer. Grocery shopping..if its everyday, people will think they are gluttons!
@ Dawn,
Thanks!! :)
@ Amit,
GREAT!! Hope you are not yet thinking about these code words and laughing on a weekday at work or in class or whatever it is that you do!
@ Ceedy,
I can put it up. But will do so on Warm Fuzzies. That's where all the blurbs go. OK?
Thanks....
Its fine whereever you put it...
actually vrij will be emailing you the blurd...and it will show up like it is on mine or his or some other peoples blogs who have agreed :)
@ Arvind,
Nice way of turning a fight into something positive.
@ Deepti,
Its meant to be cheesy!
@ Karthik,
Squeeze what?
@ Karthik,
Squeeze what?
@ ICEMAN,
ROFL at kiss kiss bang bang!! What double meaning!
@ Vinu,
Hahahah!!! Goal!
@ Hemu,
A lot of dancing going on.. Any particular dance?
@ Urv,
Laundry is old? When was it used? Never heard of it.
@ Stupid,
Good one!! How about sugar candy, honey pie, etc?
@ Abhishek,
No idea but WOW!
@ Maverick.
Don't need to go hunting when your mate is near you..right?
@ Crystal,
Chum??? Are you serious?
@ Ankur,
Jannat huh?
@ Kris,
Very obvious!!
@ SMM,
hahaha! Paresh Raval style!?
**..."mujhe toh ghoda chalana nahi aata"..
I so dun u'stand wut that means but Im guessing it's to do with a horse not being fast enough? yeeeeeeeeeha! :)
Keshi.
How many times do you "play" each week?
;) interesting post :-)
hahah no idea abt it...just came out with one ans...dint think much into it..
lol
urs..hemu..
@ Zahid,
Haha! Yaha par award nahi hai varna zaroor de deti!!
@ Peter,
Thanks!!! What's your nick about?
@ Ankur,
Pluck a duck?
@ Anonymous,
Aur aap kaun?
@ Idling,
Parking the car is ok but "social service"? Oh no! :(
It sure is wrong!
@ Sriram,
Its quite funny!!
@ Lukky,
ASTERIX bolegi kya?
@ Phantom,
Friendship bolna mana tha kya?
Same to you!
@ Rakesh,
Same to you! Sorry am a bit late. Hope it was good.
@ Compassion,
Nice game! ;)
@ Joie,
;)
Maar piti sounds like SM stuff!
@ CG,
Someone else concurs with you too!!
@ Radhika,
Oh!! Very desi to have tea. ;)
@ Pavi,
Celebrate what? Adam and Eve's existence?
@ Impressionist,
Bed time reading?
@ Keshi,
Hahaha! I had the translation up for you there.
@ Vandita,
Paint? What? Paint the town red?
@ Ashish,
Dhinchaak it is!!
@ Stupid,
How do you like the new colors?
@ Ankur,
Haan ji! Am back!
@ Keshi,
Am back..slow but back!
heeeee.. never really used it ;)
but maybe,
how many times do ya have ''hamburger'' and ''mayo/cheese'' each week??
how many times do u dhinchak every week?
@sol: See..thats why i insist on hvg 2 gurls..they ll play wit each other..while thier mama-papa are off to play another game!
Hmm.. celebrate the little one(s) existence..
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