July 29, 2008

Reincarnation

Suppose you believe in reincarnation.

What were you in your last birth? And what was the biggest mistake you committed in your last birth?

122 comments:

mayz said...

ummm i was lucifer n was thrown outta paradise

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

me...

mmm dog....

last thing.....

mmmmmmmm
biting someones' di.k off :P

d SINNER!!! said...

Wanna know who threw Mayz out of hell as well? ME!!! We had this fight about hell's throne u c :)

(it is still on!!!)

Ankur said...

I was a rishi and i married some apsara!!!

How do we know said...

i was definitely a Bihari or sth and i died in fire..

SS said...

I was an amoeba. In a bid to evolve, I ended up killing myself :(

Veens said...

er!! lemme think!

Stupidosaur said...

I was The Lord of the Universe.
Then I died. Damn!

Chakoli said...

I was shakti kapoor... :PPP

Do i need to state what I did ?? :PPPPP

or another one... I could be Johny Depp...and the biggest sin .... I dint married chakoli lol... :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ghost Particle said...

uh...hemm...welll...ok.

Ria said...

Well i was sleeping beauty in my last birth and the biggest mistake i did was tht i slept so much tht in this birth i dont fall asleep as easily as i used to in my previous birth. :P

vishesh said...

hmm...i donno...

might be a dog...hurt myself too much..thats why i must be cynophobic ;)

Abhishek Khanna said...

i think i was hitler.. the the biggest mistake in the last birth.. hmmmmm

i think i mus hav thrown too many proffs in the gas chambers :D

Hiren said...

pappu ... and the mistake ... (sigh) ... i didnt learn to dance ...

Aayushi..^ said...

I was a basic Devilish creature..(Lucifer,hellraiser...anything!)

and the biggest sin was falling in love with a SOLITAIRE from heaven :p..

PS_not you =O
m straight you see :D

D said...

I like that answer Mayz... Can I cheat it? But that must be a really long time ago, no?

Arjun said...

:-)
i was Marilyn Monroe......
... my failing was that I was vain about my hair......

LOOK AT ME NOW!!!

zahid said...

I was the prime minister of india and I'd signed thenuclear deal without so much of a fuss. And may be this was the biggest mistake too !!!

arvind1187 said...

i got some site which calculates something and gives freaky answers..it said i was an eagle..
i guess eating a rat was my biggest mistakes ..
i died due to plague ,,,may be :P

hwo to get so many comments within 2 days ..
all are over hundred .. :)

Am In Trance said...

How do you suppose to know that ???
Any Mantras o' smthing ??

rayshma said...

i was one of the cats who were worshipped as a goddess in ancient egypt. my sin? i was curious to know what a human goddess must be like.

as they say, curiosity killed the cat ;)

AmitL said...

I was a quiet,calm,cool,collected individual who loved reading and writing letters to editors.I am...same as above,but,add 'blogs'..:)

Biggest mistake in last birth?Nah-need some 'inspiration'to remember that!!

Pavi!!!! said...

kk..so i remember who i was for the last 2 births

-2 births back I was this super cute chimp..female...n my mistake was that i was soooooooo smart n cld do all kinds of tricks etc etc...coz of which chimps evolved to humans...n since then the poor chimps were never given the importance tht is due to them.

-last birth I was Cindrella. n my mistake...not gettin smart with my wicked step-mother n evil sisters soon enough.

@sol: Goin by the trend want to guess wat my mistake this birth will be???

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

To be honest, all that I can think of is that you will rob a Lindt store and create headline news!

I bet you were a super cute chimp!

Pujan said...

I think i am really a good guy or to go ahead one step further i would say I can be counted in best of the lot(relatively)!

In my last birth, I might be some Jain god who is nice, moral, straight forward and with all good human qualities the god suppose to have. I am being Gujju Jain, I know the interpretation of god in jain that they are nothing but humans with best qualities unlike hindu gods. Anyways, even if I was not in my last birth would make it this time!!! Of Course high hopes :)

There was no internet in last birth so I could not market myself enough!!! I would rate that as a biggest technological mistake.

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

EEWWWWWWWW! Aise vichaar kaha se aate hai!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

I do not believe it. I think you were a GAINDA.

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

I am glad you made that mistake. Now there is a song about you! Did you know that?

carolinagal said...

I think I was a dog in my previous life, and the worst mistake I made was to pee on my owner's Persian rug!
Woof woof!

Phantom - The Ghost said...

Suppose you believe in Reincarnation?

What were you in your last birth? And what was the biggest mistake you committed in your last birth?

Phantom - The Ghost said...

First i have question for you Solitaire, "did you mean the last birth or previous birth?" ha ha ha...
you must have asked the bloggers "what were you in your previous birth?"...if my previous birth was my last birth, then, i am phantom-the ghost now....ha ha ha ha ha...

okie then...coming to your question seriously...ofcourse i cannot be funny da :)...supposing the word "last" means "previous"...

And further Suppose I believe in Reincarnation:
I will tell you, but, you will not believe me!!

"In my last birth I was God!
My biggest mistake was to create this world! The worst mistake commited by me was to create humans!! you know its so difficult to be taking care of all these human species...giving them ears, eyes, mouth, i mean whole body as you can see in the human body anatomy...i dont know what would have happened..if i had given the faculties of humans to animals, birds and all the creations...my throne in the heaven would be shaking now!!!"

why do you ask such tough questions...what do you think I was in my previous birth...i mean my last birth....ha ha ha ha ha...Solitaire

Nirmal said...

i guess i was a COWBOY who hated HORSES....

so i died walking and walking...

so sad..

ceedy said...

Well I am positive I was that stupid ant in my previous life.

After the night of partying I remember getting carried away and meddling with the Elephant - as other fellow ants chanted "khuchal dal salle ko" - that was dead ant dead ant dead ant....

Solitaire said...

@ Mayz,

I know a "lucifer" guy who used to harass me online. Was that you?

Solitaire said...

@ D Sinner,

Are you still in hell?

Solitaire said...

@Phantom,


Judging from your laughter, your reasoning, and your answer, I am convinced that you are either a demon or suffering from delusion from grandeur.

Ankur said...

Gainda toh phir bhi sounds sweet, agar mai kisi ko bolun tu Gaindi thi...sheesh... it sounds :(

hehe :D

waise tune kaise sense kara ki mai yahi likhne wala tha but i changed my answer!! :O

warna log phir se mere par pyar ka ilzaam laga dete!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

maine wahan itna bada post likha aur tune comment kya kara?? 3 words!! :(

Hemanth Potluri said...

was jack on the titanic and dint save rose instead saved myself....lol..

urs..hemu..

maverick said...

lol..dont really believe in it...

but still..wud ve been a king...

mistake...married too many times :D

Phantom - The Ghost said...

ha ha ha ...seems my answer about my last was not so convincing...well whatever you say...may be demon or deluded...

can a psychologist not come up with better analysis...ha ha ha...

when you ask questions in short and sweet...either you need funny answers or some material for your own mind's satisfaction...

what you expect as answers or words funny is your boundry...your boundry is set by you...and that too when you call you a intellectual in your thought process...

you see fun is something that starts from one neuron triggering the mechanism of smile..

but yes, nor ami a god nor a demon...nor anything to claim that i am...thanks :)

mayz said...

mera naam kharab karke rakha hua hai logo ne :(

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

iss janam mein bhi kutto se behtar kya haal hai...khna dhundna padta hai..boss k aagey dum hilana padta hai...and have to sniff every other woman jus to have a female company...bahut buri jindagi hai... :P

Keshi said...

**What were you in your last birth?

President JFK


**And what was the biggest mistake you committed in your last birth?


Produce a son as hot as JFK Jr, that made Keshi pass out many times! Yes its a sin.


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

But blogging toh kar pata hai na!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

You wanna do a Ph.D? You did a thesis here!

Solitaire said...

@ Hemanth,

EEESSSH!! So how did you finally die and be born as Hemu?

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick,

Oy hoy!! Handsome king tha kya? Hrithik Roshan type?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Those three words sum up everything. What can I do?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Pyar kiya toh darna kya!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Must have done some great punya to be born as a human being..ant se human being! Waah waah!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Aaaay? Yeh kya tha!

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Why are you repeating the question? were you also a parrot or a chimp who imitated?

Solitaire said...

@ CG,

Hahah!! So like you! I mean just the dog part...not the peeing part.

Solitaire said...

@ Pujan,

Oy! This is not a platform to discuss which God is better. And if you were a God in your last birth, how did you die? I thought Gods are immortal!

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

Scholarly huh??

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

That's a very good one!!

Solitaire said...

@ Am In Trance,

Hahahahah! I dunno!! Ask everyone else. They seem to know what they were!

Solitaire said...

@ arvind,

Realllllllllllly? Tell me what site!!!

And about the comments, you are not doing too bad yourself Mister!

Solitaire said...

@ Zahid,

Name please!

Solitaire said...

@ Arjun,

I think Marilyn Monroe had lots of other things to be vain about!! Tcch tcch..am glad only the hair is affected.

Solitaire said...

@ D,

You cannot cheat! Were you and Mayz siamese twins!

Solitaire said...

@ Aayushi,

Mayz already has the lucifer position. How many of them were there? D is also fighting for it!! And so is D Sinner! GOSH!

Solitaire and all huh? ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

Any prof harassing you this birth?

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

Daydreamer was a dog too!! You guys knew each other?

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Oh oh!! Who was the prince that woke you up? Met him yet in this birth?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

??

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

Those two people are still alive!!!!!!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Who took over?

Solitaire said...

@ Veens,

Still thinking?

Solitaire said...

@ SS,

Oh oh! :(

Well you are pretty well evolved this birth!

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know

WOW! How are you so sure?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahah!! So you are in love with your son from your last birth?

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

lo insaan and kutte k bich ka lone difference ..blogging karna...haddd hai ...

Hemanth Potluri said...

cal the wud be of rose caught me on the ship and threw me off..:(...after that met rose in heaven who kicked me bac to earth ..so here i am as hemu before u...:)..

urs..hemu..

Keshi said...

pretty much! Im in love with my own son in my previous birth. lol!

btw JFK Jr is dead now :(


Keshi.

Ankur said...

haha...

kisne kisko???
:O

yeh bhi bata do jab itna bata diya hai toh! lolzzz

Cheers!!!

mayz said...

@D
yeah i have been alive forever...

SMM said...

I don't knw who I was...but I'm pretty much sure I died when my vehicle fell off a the side of a steep winding uphill road. I get nightmares when I'm on such roads

phatichar said...

I'll tell in my next birth.

The Soul: said...

i was heath ledger!! I 'put' a smile on people's face! And hence they should gimme the oscar now! :P

PS: Thanks for visitng the blog!
blogrolled you!
keep visitng :)

Stupidosaur said...

No one.
The kingdom disintegrated due to anarchy in my absence.

Now there are just nomadic planet civilizations in different parts of the universe, blissfully unaware of each other's existence.

Earth is one of them.

Aneesh said...

Yah, I was Einstein and mistake??

I think I forgot to develop a theory to create a time machine.
What to do? Now, it's too late!!!

Vrij said...

Jughead Jones.

No crime committed and hence I'm much the same. Except that Archie's flirtacious nature has rubbed off on me in this janam!

Stupidosaur said...

Maybe I was not anything in my last birth. I never had any last birth.

Since human population is going on increasing, it means not all of them are reborn souls. New ones are getting added every day.

Maybe I am one of the new fresh ones.

Now I know why the world and its people always get the better of me.
They carry with them all the games and tricks and experience learnt in the past birth. I am just a rookie :P

Stupidosaur said...

Sol, I just wondering, are your profile pics updated in chronological order, reverse chronological order or in any order.

Maybe you could put all of them in one post in chronological order. Something similar to, but different from the mosaic tag.

If required, I hereby tag you for it ;)

By the way, now that jeopardy is over, does not mean it has successfully jeopardised our revolution, andolan, mutiny, agitation, demand, etc.

So where are your answers? :)

Phantom - The Ghost said...

:):):)))))...cho chweet

Phantom - The Ghost said...

hey there! i can either be a parrot or a chimp...thats two births...but how can i be a parrot and chimpuu at the same time?...

tell me Solitaire,
reincarnation is due to the birth, whether the ten or nine or less then that months in womb is considered life?...

reincarnation is not just a belief but a process...the travel of the soul with knowledge...

Alok Meshram said...

I was Christopher Columbus.

I discovered America.

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Nice discovery! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom!!

Keep it short and sweet! These discussions on Psychobabble. Here its only crazy stuff!! ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Tag will be done in a few hours! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

In that case, you are a fresher and we need to rag you!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

aha!! New and improved Jughead!

Solitaire said...

@ aneesh,

Sure??????? Sure you have no leftovers from that previous brain to this life?

Solitaire said...

@ the soul,

Thank you!

Solitaire said...

@ Phatichar,

Kyonnnnnnnn?

Solitaire said...

@ SMM,

Reallly? It could very well be true! OR you could have watched too many hindi movies.

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

Hai daiya bus bhi karo! Log kya kahenge?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Maybe he is reborn as your love in your present life!

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

Tcch tcch! What a tragic love story.

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

Tune hi toh kaha ke aur koi difference nahi hai!

Keshi said...

**Maybe he is reborn as your love in your present life!


in that case, he must be invisible. lolz!


Keshi.

rahul said...

I was Indra with apsaras all over me, helping me with grapes and wine!!
then I got bored with all that, then I thought what the heck :P!!!

The Soul: said...

solitaire!!
u've been tagged ;)!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Sol: **Rob a lindt store**... sparkle in my eyes! sounds like a plan...am all xcited..Darn!now u made me crave for lindt :|
BTW..if i get to eat the choc n make headline news..im not sure i'd even consider that a mistake!

Ankur said...

stop pulling my leg re!! :P

yeh dialog kahan se mara tune! :D

joiedevivre said...

hmm
i was a lofar guy
jo raat mein talli marta ho..

Phantom - The Ghost said...

ha ha ha ...your reply comments itself shows whether you were "short and sweet"...and the least crazy.......ha ha ha...

i will be short and sweet in my next comments dear :)...

the whole world is crazy...

yeah, reincarnation could have been a funny stuff...but then i had a different look at the word reincarnation...

short & sweet comment to your question on reincarnation

"i am immortal, i only change bodies, i never mistake but mistakes happen due to others"

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Laughing gas?

Satish Bolla said...

the answers should b pure fictional??? aaaah, they will b fictional b'coz if i remember abt my last birth, things will b different.

anyways, in my last birth, i'm the luckiest guy and the biggest mistake i did is to under-estimate my luckiness. so, in this birth, am born as the most unluckiest guy... :(

Abhishek Khanna said...

they did during my engg days.. :((
A LOT!

Ria said...

yep my prince charming has arrived! :) i guess he was the one in my last birth too.

Stupidosaur said...

Hah just try.
In college I ended up 'ragging' the senior who tried to rag me.

I didn't really 'rag' hime, but rather dodged his and his gang's ragging well.

So whenever he met me in the bus after that, he used to join his hands in a 'Pls spare me' gesture!

Aneesh said...

Nah, I always hated to be a scientist!!

Phantom - The Ghost said...

laughing gas...how and where? ha ha ha ha ha .....buuurrrppp...

"last birth i was a mosquito,
by mistake i bit a human,
the human gave me a curse to be human in this birth,
and that is a mosquito now"

like the famous dialogue of nana patekar
"ek macchhar saalaa,
sab macchhar ko malaria dengue dhe dhetaa hai"

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

Miane kaha ki kutte jaisi hai ....

kutta hoon..yeh thode na kaha :O

zahid said...

who else?

Alok said...

No it wasn't! x-(

:D

Rambler said...

I guess I was a book, and the biggest mistake I did...probably friendship with a match box :)

n i t i n said...

I was the humanoid robot that helped Lord Vader...but then biggest mistake...I died by shortcircuiting myself with a toaster.. :P

d SINNER!!! said...

@ sol...

m in 'Airaaf'

i dunno who the hell told God I was getting better... huh!