July 17, 2008

Jeopardy-I

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The Morning-After Pill.

119 comments:

gP said...

Something that is left beside the 100 dollar note and rose after a night of sex.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Nice one!

But according to the rules, you should have said...

"What is left beside the 100 dollar note and rose after a night of sex?"

LOL!! Funny chap!

Keshi said...

What do you take if his Condom broke?


lol this was hard Sol!

Keshi.

gP said...

oh! dang...its been years since we had jeopardy here....no more American games shows on local tv.

:D

Keshi said...

Another one..


What should a girl swallow if her BF is a pull-n-pray believer?



hahaha!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

one more Sol..


What killed Keshi's embryonic brothers?





Keshi.

Keshi said...

What did my mum forget to take one morning, 9 months before I was born?


Keshi.

Unknown said...

Whats more important than a life saving drug?

Keshi said...

Ghosty u carry Morning-After-Pills to donate to ur GFs? $100 too?

The guy is flexible ha Sol!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Was it really "hard"?

Solitaire said...

@ ghost,

You don't know the rules of Jeopardy but you sure know a lot about what happens after a one night stand huh?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

A life killing drug?

humbl devil said...

aha...so sol'd finally giving answers!!!

yaay, no reason to dispair stupidosaur...just frame all your wuestions wrt to sol like i m gonna do now!!!
>:D

when was the last tym you forgot to take them and got the jitters some days later???

:P

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Here comes the humble follower hours and hours after a discussion with the gangmaster.

Unknown said...

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the greatest saviour
of them all?

Jeevan said...

Have u ate something later?

Hiren said...

wat is the english translation of "savare levani dawa?" :)


Wats the substitute for “Pull and Pray” for atheists who do not want to pray :)

SS said...

What will not make you sorry, after you have not been safe?

Vishesh said...

what happened?

Chakoli said...

hehhehehehhehe...:))

i cant think of anything...but laffing to what all is collected here:))

Swati said...

What do you need most after the night of passion Sol ?

How do we know said...

What is a life saver and a life destroyer at the same time?

Aneesh said...

why did you name it Jepoardy?

Sweetstickychewy said...

What are you adviced to take to avoid bloopers after a moment of ecstasy?

What if the condom burst?!

Aneesh said...

Yah, what's the problem with keshi? Lot of censored questions?? Guess keshi's in a wild mood LOL

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

wat should one take if the gal's hot and the boy don't hav any spare rubber ???


lol

rayshma said...

what u would need to take after a night of wild sex with the hunk with no brains?

Nitin said...

What a lesbo never need ????

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

keshiz imagination seems to be running wild! i love it :D

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

I didn't. Its a popular game show.

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Good one. But she might need it if she is bisexual..

Solitaire said...

@ Gunj,

How about making yours run wild too?

Compassion Unlimitted said...

The Chill when you realised you had an Asprin instead of the pill !!
TC
CU

Unknown said...

What is it that you need to gulp in after a one night stand?????

Nitin said...

Actually I thot of something else .. but didn't wrote that.. kahin kise ke religious sentiments hurt na ho jaye.. ( there its very true) :)

Am In Trance said...

"What Will You Call A Pill That You Take In Afternoon ??"

Lol..!! Things Can Be Simpler U See..!!!

Pavi!!!! said...

Why have u started getting these weird health problems suddenly?

Stupidosaur said...

What cures the night-before thrill?

Stupidosaur said...

Naah little wrongly worded


What do you take/give after the night-before thrill?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Hahah!! I am sure many people will have to read that twice to understand the hyphenated words all in one sentence.

Neetal said...

Something full of A to Zinc vitamins and minerals along with folic acid :D

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

EH?

Solitaire said...

@ Am in trance,

Looks like you are confused.

Its a morning-after pill, not an after-morning pill. And even if it were an after-morning pill, you made it an after-noon pill!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Religious sentiments? Is it related to pull and pray? LOL!

Solitaire said...

@ Shiva,

Haha! Gulp in one shot after a one night stand.

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

EWWWW!!! Spare rubber sounds gross!

Solitaire said...

@ Sweetsticky,

Haha! Bloopers indeed!

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know,

Good one!

gP said...

i did not have sex with that woman!

oh come on girls...28 years of watching TV made me into this...but i sure wish for watever it stands for...and nope me not going to pay 100 bucks for it...i will marry her.







hmmm...


ok forget about the marrying part, the world is too fast.

keshi! grrrr...no I dont carry morning afta pills da:p

Solitaire said...

@ CU,

What do you need to take when you get the chill after realizing that you have taken aspirin instead of the pill?

Right?

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

How do YOU know?????????

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Ok ghost..relax! Go get some food. :D

Raghu Iyer said...

"what happened at night - before pill?"

P.S.
Do you mean some hu'man' named "pill" or something that is a medicine?...

"what happened to pill after morning?"

gP said...

hehehe...im gonna hit da sack...alone that is. c u in da morning...after :D

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Morning after what? Morning after Ghost's retirement at night?

Solitaire said...

@ phantom,

Kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya.

Solitaire said...

@ Swati,

Who ME???????

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

I am glad you are having fun!

ceedy said...

What OTC if taken will clean up the dark alleys of unwanted emissions?

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Hahah!! Why ask the mirror? Ask the pharmacist!

Solitaire said...

@ Jeevan,

I don't know about eating something later but I am sure the person who takes this pill does something before!

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Actually the literal translation would be..

Karya pachhi savare levani dava!

HAHAHAHAH!

Solitaire said...

@ SS,

Good one!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

To who???

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Sounds like a pill for loose motions!

ceedy said...

Ahem true :(

Stupidosaur said...

Daydreamer said..
wat should ONE take if the gal's hot and the boy don't hav any spare rubber ???

heck day dreamer,
if some random girl is hot and one random boy (may not even have any 'connection' to each other) don't have any rubber, then why should ONE (you, us, or Neo) take some morning-after pill?

And by the way if you were referreing to this scenario:

Girl, who riding the car (riding Car, not 'something' else, point to be noted.)
and is hot because of the weather.

Boy who is driving the car, and does not have a spare rubber tyre for emergencies.

Then what they must 'take' is take a break, and halt at a roadside motor mechanic's, who is also running an air conditioned motel
on the first floor.

Girl can 'chill' out
Boy can buy the spare tyre


How does the answer to this scenario come to 'morning-after pill'?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

*Chuckle*
*ROFL*

Stupidosaur said...

solitaire said

//"Karya pachhi savare levani dava!"

Nope the translation of that would be

"medicine to take on morning after doing"

Pls note:
our expected answer is
"morning-after pill"

1)which does not have anything to 'do' with 'doing' at least not explicitly
2)which is about a pill, not a generic medicine which may even be in form of syrup, etc
3) which does not talk about taking anything. In fact, if you choose, you may NOT TAKE the morning-after pill.


So it should be
'pachhini savar' ni tikdi

Short, Sweet and right on the money.

Hirn. good idea for question.
Now we can try other languages too.

Stupidosaur said...

Oh wait daydreamer, maybe you are right. Something happened at the motel, while the boy still did not have rubber. (He had decided to buy it while leaving)

But then still, why should one (you, us, or Neo) take the pill?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

'pachhini savar' ni tikdi

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot stop laughing here!!!!

"baadke subah" ki goli?

Anu said...

What is you take on day 2 when you and George clooney are stuck on a deserted island ?

Solitaire said...

@ Anu,

Ahem!! Did you forget to take the regular pill with you? Or did you not expect George Clooney to be there?

Stupidosaur said...

"baad" ke subah ki goli

(pill for the morning of constipation)
would be something quite opposite to the pill for loose motions which ceedy was suggesting

Stupidosaur said...

@sol

Anu forgetting to take along the regular pill but yet managing to take the morning after pill to a deserted island???????

Or does George keep those in his pockets all the time?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

I think George Clooney keeps them in his pocket. He might be distributing them on a regular basis.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

We now have loose motions, constipation, and ummm..mistakes in the cup. What else is brewing? You got anything for the nausea that accompanies the consequences of a failed morning after pill?

Anu said...

What is the probabilty of George clooney being stuck on a deserted island with me (1:Infinity ) and
Do you really think about taking a pill, when geoge clooney is walking around wet and bruised.. with his shirt off (sigh!)..

Stupidosaur said...

Errm...How about toys and playthings and best wishes?

Or would address of a legal/illegal maternity home be needed to save on cost of toys and playthings?

Solitaire said...

@ Anu,

Would you at least think of pulling and praying? Or just directly think about the home-pregnancy test when the time arrives and Clooney is no longer shirtless and bruised?

Mysterious Mia said...

Kuch leti kyun nahi?

Vrijilesh Rai said...

Whe the Guy does a palti and the Girl sings 'kya hua tera vaada', its the time for...

Vrijilesh Rai said...

How do you treat a puncture?

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

HAIN???????

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Puncture toh treat nahi hoga isse!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

I hope they act quick on the song singing procedure because I dont think there is a weeks or months after PILL!

Vaudevillian said...

What is an alternate way to prevent unexplainable consequences often leading to excessive fattening, other than dieting?

Ankur said...

yaaar, pata nahi, i m bad at asking questions, and i see the comments n realise that everythings been asked!! :(

but will try my creative side!! ;)
hehe

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Hope your creative side is not limited to jugs and milk.

Solitaire said...

@ Metrosexual,

WOAH!! Too complex for the common man. Definitely worth a try asking on the actual jeopardy show!!

Ankur said...

Whats to be swallowed by the second pair of lips if the mistake has already been done by the first?

:D

cant help it! !:D

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Aiyooooooooooooo ramaaaaaaaaaa papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Ankur said...

really.. wanna give another try!!

Whats stops it from being "never too late"?

Keshi said...

Aneesh 'Morning After Pill' is related to SEX...not to religion!

*rolling eyes*


hence my questions are WILD yes.

FYI.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

And NO I dun hv a PROBLEM Aneesh...ppl who cant see reality as it is r the ones who hv a problem.

Read Sol's post again. Its abt Morning After Pills!

Keshi.

Ankur said...

What gives u the freedom of enjoyment?

Hiren said...

@Stupidosaur ->

'pachhini savar' ni tikdi - that was smart and hilarious ... lol ... "tikdi" was the knock-out punch :)

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

You are on a roll!!!

Coco said...

I got into the game late- but here's my question for Jeopardy!!

I'm trying to be nice...

What do you take because stupidity got in the way?

Have a wonderful weekend!!

Zahid said...

Hi sneha di !!!
Im back !!!

Jeopardy Juggernaut !!!!

Well let us put it this way....

*For which product do Pharmaceutical companies have a tie up with Emraan Hashmi?

*Which product does Mallika sherawat carry in dozens every time she goes out for shooting?

*Which is the product that sells the most in my gmail spam folder though i dont need it?

*What do men NEVER need and women EVER need ?

;)

Zahid said...

looking forward for jeopardy -2

Solitaire said...

@ Zahid,

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

Welcome!!

How you been?

Your answers cracked me up...especially Emran Hashmi one!

Keshi said...

Sol I refuse to take part until some of ur 'juvenile' audience realise that this is not 5th grade qns.

lol n tnxx!


Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Sol...that's a nice program,I'm sure...and,spontanenous answers would be the best..anyway,here's my question:

What does she do if you were silly and didn't protect your willy?

Take the morning after pill-y,of course!!

Aneesh said...

Keshi,

Haha, Guess I've touched a sensitive spot :)

Aneesh said...

"Sol I refuse to take part until some of ur 'juvenile' audience realise that this is not 5th grade qns"

Keshi, I was just kidding, Sorry, come on, don't be serious. It seems like you are the juvenile audience who got angry so easily.

Neetal said...

@ Solitaire: MBA (Maane badhu Avade ;))

(don't have one yet ! though !)

Raghu Iyer said...

kya re! is my english like hinglish...its simple english...

Zahid said...

My Questions or my answers????

Im fine!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi and Aneesh,

Chalo patch up!

Solitaire said...

@ Amit,

That's funny!

Keshi said...
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ceedy said...

@stupidosaur

that was a great answer :)

"pacchina savar ni tikdi" jo bhuli gaya to thoda mahinao ma banavno pasino chuti jase....

maverick said...

the healthy breakfast starter :D

Stupidosaur said...

@ceedy

yeah
//pasino chuti jase....

Talk of labour pains and exertion!

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick,

you mean "the killer" breakfast starter!

Raghu Iyer said...

jeopardy - I "the morning after pill"...

does is matter much in the morning after pill...its the night that needs to be questioned...

so did not vote for the three best comic statements...

Satish Bolla said...

Name the pill that's normally taken after a round of pleasure but not pain?