oh come on girls...28 years of watching TV made me into this...but i sure wish for watever it stands for...and nope me not going to pay 100 bucks for it...i will marry her.
hmmm...
ok forget about the marrying part, the world is too fast.
keshi! grrrr...no I dont carry morning afta pills da:p
Daydreamer said.. wat should ONE take if the gal's hot and the boy don't hav any spare rubber ???
heck day dreamer, if some random girl is hot and one random boy (may not even have any 'connection' to each other) don't have any rubber, then why should ONE (you, us, or Neo) take some morning-after pill?
And by the way if you were referreing to this scenario:
Girl, who riding the car (riding Car, not 'something' else, point to be noted.) and is hot because of the weather.
Boy who is driving the car, and does not have a spare rubber tyre for emergencies.
Then what they must 'take' is take a break, and halt at a roadside motor mechanic's, who is also running an air conditioned motel on the first floor.
Girl can 'chill' out Boy can buy the spare tyre
How does the answer to this scenario come to 'morning-after pill'?
Pls note: our expected answer is "morning-after pill"
1)which does not have anything to 'do' with 'doing' at least not explicitly 2)which is about a pill, not a generic medicine which may even be in form of syrup, etc 3) which does not talk about taking anything. In fact, if you choose, you may NOT TAKE the morning-after pill.
So it should be 'pachhini savar' ni tikdi
Short, Sweet and right on the money.
Hirn. good idea for question. Now we can try other languages too.
Oh wait daydreamer, maybe you are right. Something happened at the motel, while the boy still did not have rubber. (He had decided to buy it while leaving)
But then still, why should one (you, us, or Neo) take the pill?
We now have loose motions, constipation, and ummm..mistakes in the cup. What else is brewing? You got anything for the nausea that accompanies the consequences of a failed morning after pill?
What is the probabilty of George clooney being stuck on a deserted island with me (1:Infinity ) and Do you really think about taking a pill, when geoge clooney is walking around wet and bruised.. with his shirt off (sigh!)..
Would you at least think of pulling and praying? Or just directly think about the home-pregnancy test when the time arrives and Clooney is no longer shirtless and bruised?
119 comments:
Something that is left beside the 100 dollar note and rose after a night of sex.
@ Ghost,
Nice one!
But according to the rules, you should have said...
"What is left beside the 100 dollar note and rose after a night of sex?"
LOL!! Funny chap!
What do you take if his Condom broke?
lol this was hard Sol!
Keshi.
oh! dang...its been years since we had jeopardy here....no more American games shows on local tv.
:D
Another one..
What should a girl swallow if her BF is a pull-n-pray believer?
hahaha!
Keshi.
one more Sol..
What killed Keshi's embryonic brothers?
Keshi.
What did my mum forget to take one morning, 9 months before I was born?
Keshi.
Whats more important than a life saving drug?
Ghosty u carry Morning-After-Pills to donate to ur GFs? $100 too?
The guy is flexible ha Sol!
Keshi.
@ Keshi,
Was it really "hard"?
@ ghost,
You don't know the rules of Jeopardy but you sure know a lot about what happens after a one night stand huh?
@ Iceman,
A life killing drug?
aha...so sol'd finally giving answers!!!
yaay, no reason to dispair stupidosaur...just frame all your wuestions wrt to sol like i m gonna do now!!!
>:D
when was the last tym you forgot to take them and got the jitters some days later???
:P
@ Humble,
Here comes the humble follower hours and hours after a discussion with the gangmaster.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the greatest saviour
of them all?
Have u ate something later?
wat is the english translation of "savare levani dawa?" :)
Wats the substitute for “Pull and Pray” for atheists who do not want to pray :)
What will not make you sorry, after you have not been safe?
what happened?
hehhehehehhehe...:))
i cant think of anything...but laffing to what all is collected here:))
What do you need most after the night of passion Sol ?
What is a life saver and a life destroyer at the same time?
why did you name it Jepoardy?
What are you adviced to take to avoid bloopers after a moment of ecstasy?
What if the condom burst?!
Yah, what's the problem with keshi? Lot of censored questions?? Guess keshi's in a wild mood LOL
wat should one take if the gal's hot and the boy don't hav any spare rubber ???
lol
what u would need to take after a night of wild sex with the hunk with no brains?
What a lesbo never need ????
keshiz imagination seems to be running wild! i love it :D
@ Aneesh,
I didn't. Its a popular game show.
@ Rayshma,
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
@ Nitin,
Good one. But she might need it if she is bisexual..
@ Gunj,
How about making yours run wild too?
The Chill when you realised you had an Asprin instead of the pill !!
TC
CU
What is it that you need to gulp in after a one night stand?????
Actually I thot of something else .. but didn't wrote that.. kahin kise ke religious sentiments hurt na ho jaye.. ( there its very true) :)
"What Will You Call A Pill That You Take In Afternoon ??"
Lol..!! Things Can Be Simpler U See..!!!
Why have u started getting these weird health problems suddenly?
What cures the night-before thrill?
Naah little wrongly worded
What do you take/give after the night-before thrill?
@ Stupid,
Hahah!! I am sure many people will have to read that twice to understand the hyphenated words all in one sentence.
Something full of A to Zinc vitamins and minerals along with folic acid :D
@ Pavi,
EH?
@ Am in trance,
Looks like you are confused.
Its a morning-after pill, not an after-morning pill. And even if it were an after-morning pill, you made it an after-noon pill!!!
@ Nitin,
Religious sentiments? Is it related to pull and pray? LOL!
@ Shiva,
Haha! Gulp in one shot after a one night stand.
@ Daydreamer,
EWWWW!!! Spare rubber sounds gross!
@ Sweetsticky,
Haha! Bloopers indeed!
@ How do we know,
Good one!
i did not have sex with that woman!
oh come on girls...28 years of watching TV made me into this...but i sure wish for watever it stands for...and nope me not going to pay 100 bucks for it...i will marry her.
hmmm...
ok forget about the marrying part, the world is too fast.
keshi! grrrr...no I dont carry morning afta pills da:p
@ CU,
What do you need to take when you get the chill after realizing that you have taken aspirin instead of the pill?
Right?
@ Neeku,
How do YOU know?????????
@ Ghost,
Ok ghost..relax! Go get some food. :D
"what happened at night - before pill?"
P.S.
Do you mean some hu'man' named "pill" or something that is a medicine?...
"what happened to pill after morning?"
hehehe...im gonna hit da sack...alone that is. c u in da morning...after :D
@ Ghost,
Morning after what? Morning after Ghost's retirement at night?
@ phantom,
Kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya.
@ Swati,
Who ME???????
@ Chakoli,
I am glad you are having fun!
What OTC if taken will clean up the dark alleys of unwanted emissions?
@ Alok,
Hahah!! Why ask the mirror? Ask the pharmacist!
@ Jeevan,
I don't know about eating something later but I am sure the person who takes this pill does something before!
@ Hiren,
Actually the literal translation would be..
Karya pachhi savare levani dava!
HAHAHAHAH!
@ SS,
Good one!!!
@ Vishesh,
To who???
@ Ceedy,
Sounds like a pill for loose motions!
Ahem true :(
Daydreamer said..
wat should ONE take if the gal's hot and the boy don't hav any spare rubber ???
heck day dreamer,
if some random girl is hot and one random boy (may not even have any 'connection' to each other) don't have any rubber, then why should ONE (you, us, or Neo) take some morning-after pill?
And by the way if you were referreing to this scenario:
Girl, who riding the car (riding Car, not 'something' else, point to be noted.)
and is hot because of the weather.
Boy who is driving the car, and does not have a spare rubber tyre for emergencies.
Then what they must 'take' is take a break, and halt at a roadside motor mechanic's, who is also running an air conditioned motel
on the first floor.
Girl can 'chill' out
Boy can buy the spare tyre
How does the answer to this scenario come to 'morning-after pill'?
@ Stupid,
*Chuckle*
*ROFL*
solitaire said
//"Karya pachhi savare levani dava!"
Nope the translation of that would be
"medicine to take on morning after doing"
Pls note:
our expected answer is
"morning-after pill"
1)which does not have anything to 'do' with 'doing' at least not explicitly
2)which is about a pill, not a generic medicine which may even be in form of syrup, etc
3) which does not talk about taking anything. In fact, if you choose, you may NOT TAKE the morning-after pill.
So it should be
'pachhini savar' ni tikdi
Short, Sweet and right on the money.
Hirn. good idea for question.
Now we can try other languages too.
Oh wait daydreamer, maybe you are right. Something happened at the motel, while the boy still did not have rubber. (He had decided to buy it while leaving)
But then still, why should one (you, us, or Neo) take the pill?
@ Stupid,
'pachhini savar' ni tikdi
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot stop laughing here!!!!
"baadke subah" ki goli?
What is you take on day 2 when you and George clooney are stuck on a deserted island ?
@ Anu,
Ahem!! Did you forget to take the regular pill with you? Or did you not expect George Clooney to be there?
"baad" ke subah ki goli
(pill for the morning of constipation)
would be something quite opposite to the pill for loose motions which ceedy was suggesting
@sol
Anu forgetting to take along the regular pill but yet managing to take the morning after pill to a deserted island???????
Or does George keep those in his pockets all the time?
@ Stupid,
I think George Clooney keeps them in his pocket. He might be distributing them on a regular basis.
@ Stupid,
We now have loose motions, constipation, and ummm..mistakes in the cup. What else is brewing? You got anything for the nausea that accompanies the consequences of a failed morning after pill?
What is the probabilty of George clooney being stuck on a deserted island with me (1:Infinity ) and
Do you really think about taking a pill, when geoge clooney is walking around wet and bruised.. with his shirt off (sigh!)..
Errm...How about toys and playthings and best wishes?
Or would address of a legal/illegal maternity home be needed to save on cost of toys and playthings?
@ Anu,
Would you at least think of pulling and praying? Or just directly think about the home-pregnancy test when the time arrives and Clooney is no longer shirtless and bruised?
Kuch leti kyun nahi?
Whe the Guy does a palti and the Girl sings 'kya hua tera vaada', its the time for...
How do you treat a puncture?
@ Princess,
HAIN???????
@ Vrij,
Puncture toh treat nahi hoga isse!
@ Vrij,
I hope they act quick on the song singing procedure because I dont think there is a weeks or months after PILL!
What is an alternate way to prevent unexplainable consequences often leading to excessive fattening, other than dieting?
yaaar, pata nahi, i m bad at asking questions, and i see the comments n realise that everythings been asked!! :(
but will try my creative side!! ;)
hehe
@ Ankur,
Hope your creative side is not limited to jugs and milk.
@ Metrosexual,
WOAH!! Too complex for the common man. Definitely worth a try asking on the actual jeopardy show!!
Whats to be swallowed by the second pair of lips if the mistake has already been done by the first?
:D
cant help it! !:D
@ Ankur,
Aiyooooooooooooo ramaaaaaaaaaa papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
really.. wanna give another try!!
Whats stops it from being "never too late"?
Aneesh 'Morning After Pill' is related to SEX...not to religion!
*rolling eyes*
hence my questions are WILD yes.
FYI.
Keshi.
And NO I dun hv a PROBLEM Aneesh...ppl who cant see reality as it is r the ones who hv a problem.
Read Sol's post again. Its abt Morning After Pills!
Keshi.
What gives u the freedom of enjoyment?
@Stupidosaur ->
'pachhini savar' ni tikdi - that was smart and hilarious ... lol ... "tikdi" was the knock-out punch :)
@ Keshi,
You are on a roll!!!
I got into the game late- but here's my question for Jeopardy!!
I'm trying to be nice...
What do you take because stupidity got in the way?
Have a wonderful weekend!!
Hi sneha di !!!
Im back !!!
Jeopardy Juggernaut !!!!
Well let us put it this way....
*For which product do Pharmaceutical companies have a tie up with Emraan Hashmi?
*Which product does Mallika sherawat carry in dozens every time she goes out for shooting?
*Which is the product that sells the most in my gmail spam folder though i dont need it?
*What do men NEVER need and women EVER need ?
;)
looking forward for jeopardy -2
@ Zahid,
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
Welcome!!
How you been?
Your answers cracked me up...especially Emran Hashmi one!
Sol I refuse to take part until some of ur 'juvenile' audience realise that this is not 5th grade qns.
lol n tnxx!
Keshi.
Hi,Sol...that's a nice program,I'm sure...and,spontanenous answers would be the best..anyway,here's my question:
What does she do if you were silly and didn't protect your willy?
Take the morning after pill-y,of course!!
Keshi,
Haha, Guess I've touched a sensitive spot :)
"Sol I refuse to take part until some of ur 'juvenile' audience realise that this is not 5th grade qns"
Keshi, I was just kidding, Sorry, come on, don't be serious. It seems like you are the juvenile audience who got angry so easily.
@ Solitaire: MBA (Maane badhu Avade ;))
(don't have one yet ! though !)
kya re! is my english like hinglish...its simple english...
My Questions or my answers????
Im fine!!!
@ Keshi and Aneesh,
Chalo patch up!
@ Amit,
That's funny!
@stupidosaur
that was a great answer :)
"pacchina savar ni tikdi" jo bhuli gaya to thoda mahinao ma banavno pasino chuti jase....
the healthy breakfast starter :D
@ceedy
yeah
//pasino chuti jase....
Talk of labour pains and exertion!
@ Maverick,
you mean "the killer" breakfast starter!
jeopardy - I "the morning after pill"...
does is matter much in the morning after pill...its the night that needs to be questioned...
so did not vote for the three best comic statements...
Name the pill that's normally taken after a round of pleasure but not pain?
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