July 27, 2008

Loo

Ankur wants to know what would you do if you entered the opposite gender's loo?????????

181 comments:

Keshi said...

I did exactly that Ankur!

One day at Uni, me and my friend were too busy discussing an assignment and walked into the Men's instead of the Ladies'. And guess what..there was a guy standing, facing the wall, doing his business and when he saw 2 girls walking in like they owned the place, he had the biggest shock on his face...close to death.


twas too late for us do a sex-change, so we ran out in sheer embarassment!


Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahahah ...first i wud apologise...because by the time i say srry there wud be many shouts coming from there which wud aleart the guard...

lol...gud one to ask..

urs..hemu..

mayz said...

say sry n come out!!!

Vrij said...

Argue about whether it was Le Loo or La Loo !!

Nitin said...

Jo karne gaye the wooh karke aayenge. ( thats a different story ki free mein andar kya-kya milega ;))

D said...

Enjoy the differences!

Arjun said...

Depends on who's inside and how badly I need to go!!

If the call of nature is strong... then I'll have to weather the storm of shrieks!

If i get hit by sandals and slippers... well - I have no hair to lose there!

But I did venture into the ladies loo this one time in school... (after hours)... cos my gal had gone in and hadn't come out... walked in on her redoing the makeup...

Iceman said...

reminds me of a joke....

A guy enters a chick loo...
All the ladies hurriedly stand up in shock...

The guy coolly says, no need to show so much respect for him, and they can sit and continue what they were doin.... and goes out...

Err.. WTH... that was as bad a joke... :| If u call it one!

Errr... Now, as of what I'd do...
What the heck... I'd anyway take a leak n get out... Big Deal... Me a believer in unisex loo's...

Chakoli said...

@keshi :))

LOL....

on serious note...apart from running nthing more cud be done....

Neeku said...

Well when I accidently did that... I embarrased a gentleman.... and luckily I didn't see anything inappropriate .... but didn't go to the class for a week ! coz i was embarrassed to face him... but then got over it !

arvind1187 said...

i would die of emmbarassment :P probably..
or else would try acting like a blind man...relieve myself somewhere in the corner as if i have ;)
..naaa thats a bad idea i guess :P

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

get out of there....





aur kya


achha


ek do peek here n dere ki koi najara mil jaye..... :P

Ankur said...

@Keshi

hahaha :P
really, u must have embarrassed her, but if it would have been someone else, then he wud have FACED u then! !;) :D
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Hemanth

**first i wud apologise..

do u think they will give u the chance??
:O

hehe...
think of something else ;)

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Mayz

and u think they wud let u go, just like tat, try this out then!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Vrij

bhaiya, aap shaadi shuda uncle ho, unse nahi pite toh bhi aunty, i mean aapki biwi hai na!!
lolzz

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Nitin

free mai andar, sandals, joote, chappal, thappad, sab milega, aur jo karne gaye the, woh na chahte hue bhi aa jayegi!! :P
good one!! ;)

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@D

OF???

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Arjun

i dont think u have entered, coz its not like ours, i must tell u!! :P

**If i get hit by sandals and slippers... well - I have no hair to lose there!

kahi par bhi nahi hai!! lolzzz

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Iceman

super PJ!!! :P

** Me a believer in unisex loo's...

hahaha, r u an architect??? :O
:P

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Chakoli

haha, girls can do tat, not safely but to be safe!! :P :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Neeku

hahah... :P
u were lucky!! :P

didnt he say anything later, aankhon hi aankhon mai!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Arvind

yes, too bad!!!

**relieve myself somewhere in the corner as if i have ;)

hopefully not the corner u will be getting beaten up!! :P

Cheers!~!!

Ankur said...

@Daydreamer

simple to say, tough to execute!!!

**ek do peek here n dere ki koi najara mil jaye.....

uske liye mauka milega, surely!! :P

Cheers!!

Solitaire said...

I would take a long look at what's different about the men's loo from the women's loo and then go tell everyone about it!

Keshi said...

lol Chakoli!


Ankur...


** u must have embarrassed her


Her? Ankur Im not sure if HE was a SHE, but he sure looked like a man and he was in the Men's.


lol!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

I wonder who was embarrassed more..him or you both!

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

I think before you can, there might be a slap on your face!

Solitaire said...

@ Mayz,

You mean say sorry and run out!

Keshi said...

Sol twas both of us who were more embarassed!

Cos it was such a horrible feeling to realise that we just walked in on a half-naked man lol! And it was OUR mistake.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**I would take a long look at what's different about the men's loo from the women's loo and then go tell everyone about it!


nothing much to look in there Sol. hang on, I dun think I saw anything else but that guy standing with his zipper open LOL! So yeah, I cant tell u much abt the Men's loo :(

Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Solitaire

thats afterwards, what wud u do if you entered the opposite gender's loo?????????


iske baare mai bata!! :P
bhagna baad mai! :D

cheerS!!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

**Her? Ankur Im not sure if HE was a SHE

keshi who knows!! :P :P
hehe, may be she made the same mistake!! ;)

Cheers!!!

P.S. i made another spell error!! :D
;)

Ashish said...

depends on how desperately i want to pee!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

I said I will look look and look!!!

Arjun said...

well.. yes - it is different....!!

baal wahin hain mere pass.. jahaan zaroorat hai... I have more head than others :-)

mayz said...

@ankur, solitaire
well such a thing wud b an honest mistake...i really dont intend to do anythin of this sort

Ankur said...

@Solitaire

what what n what!! :P

CheerS! ;)

Ankur said...

@Ashish

acha chalo

case1: u cant stop it

case2: u can stop it, but it wont be stopped!! :P

wat will u do! ;)

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Arjun

hehe... acha bhai, wahan par jahan par bhi apki jaroorat hai, wahan par bhi nahi kya!!

lolzzz

CheerS!!!

Ankur said...

@Mayz

bhai, honestly mistake ho gayi, maan liya, par andar wali manegi kya??? yeh batao

aur ab aap honestly, bina marzi ke, galti se ghus gaye, toh kya karoge??? :O

Cheers!!!

d SINNER!!! said...

wud tell them I just had a sex change so I forget the right loo and walk out like nthin happened..

Ankur said...

@Sinner

if this sweetness works then i wud really be surprised as a Man!! ;)

hehe... and if so, then they wud talk "a lot" with u i guess, before u leave the place!!
hehe

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

hehe!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

I think you would pee in your pants when you see all the women running at you with daggers!

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Me too!

Abhishek Khanna said...

u wont be able to enter the peeing area.. as u uwd be stopped b y a herd of gals fighting for a mirror space to adjust thr makeups..

Ankur said...

@Abhishek khanna

it wasnt bad, u remember for sure??

** i jus puked coz of alcool not this drink :D

wat did u drink, dont tell me!! :P
hahahha

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Abhishek khanna

**u wont be able to enter the peeing area.. as u uwd be stopped b y a herd of gals fighting for a mirror space to adjust thr makeups..

i think sol wud be better to answer this!! :P

Cheers!!

Keshi said...

haha Abhi nice one!

but u can still go to the peeing area..cos they r in lil cosy rooms, unlike ur walls. LOL!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

Seems like you know a lot! I wonder how?

mayz said...

ankur mere aise koi iraade nahi hai

SS said...

Just get done!

Ankur said...

@Mayz

bhai, baat irado ki nahi hai!!!

serious mat ho!! i m asking ki agar galti se ghus gaye toh kya karoge, only answer if u dont mind... no offence!! :)

CheerS!!!

Ankur said...

@SS

wat will u do?? :P
kya get done?? :O
hehe

CheerS!!!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

**but u can still go to the peeing area..cos they r in lil cosy rooms, unlike ur walls. LOL!

good one!! :P
hehe, though looks like u know a lot abt ours!! lolzzzz!! :D

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Arjun,

Hahahahaha!! Guess there were no cell phones then? Or were you looking for an excuse to go in?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Expected a COOL answer from Iceman!

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

LOL!

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

AWW!! I bet you he did not even think about it!

Solitaire said...

@ Arvind,

Blind man!! HAHAHAHAH

Nitin said...

@ Solitaire

Ailaa maloom nahin nahin tha .. ki ladkiyan dagger carry karte hein .. maine tu sooche tha ki purse mein rang-roogan ka samne hein hota hein..
And mirror ke samne unsharpen cheezo ko sharp kiya jaata hein.. mujhe kya maloom tha sab joothe hein aur wahan dragger sharp kiye jaate hein ..
thanks for enlightment

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

You know what else they carry?

A cellphone that will call 911.
Pepperspray.
A hairbrush that can be used as a weapon.
A camera phone that will take your picture.

And lots more...

Hemanth Potluri said...

***I think before you can, there might be a slap on your face!

not a chance cant reach my height...its difficult to slap me..lol...

let me think of other way..

shout bac in reverse may give me some time to escape out...hehehlol..

urs..hemu..

Ashish said...

case1: u cant stop it .
A: I will do it!

case2: u can stop it, but it wont be stopped!!

A: Still I will do it!

Prakhar said...

i wud say "Hey Sweetheart u in there???it has been very long..m waitin outside" nd then sprint out of the door!

Ankur said...

@Ashish

haha, thats the spirit oops pressure :P, and i think after this they wont say a word to u!! :P
heheh

Cheers!!!

Urv said...

Start screaming: "FBI. Freeze. Stay where you are. Put both your hands in the air" :D

Ankur said...

@Prakhar

good one, and i can imagine if really ur sweetheart is in there, wat all u have to say then!! :P :P

hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Urv

**"FBI. Freeze.
abe india mai kya CBI bolega, aur ache hotel ke loo hi bache hai na Raid dalne ko unke liye!! lolzzz


**Stay where you are. Put both your hands in the air" :D

iska jawab bhi Sol or Keshi degi, boys loo mai this is risky i can only tell this!! :P
hahaha

Metrosexual Monk said...

Close your eyes, and hope for the best;
you stand the chance of blinding yourself permanently due to excessive flashes from pictures being taken inside which go up on facebook.

Or even have your hearing potentially impaired due to sudden exposure of femalia gossip.

Chakoli said...

:))

yup....

On the other hand...

using mens loo wud be a problem to gals ... :PPP so running is the only option...

on the other hand...
guys cud use it quite comfortably. :PP

vishesh said...

lol...still haven't been inside the girls in high skl..i remember in primary...i stood bottomless in the girls ;)

lukkydivz said...

m sure 80% of us have done it accidentally! i would shout and run out!

rantravereflect/ jane said...

heeeee, i've alwayssss wanted to try pissing into the men's 'bowls' STANDING... without spilling over..
so yehh, i'd doo just tat ;);)

Sam said...

scram for cover as the toilet rolls come my way as missiles and the ladies shriek their heart out....
and honestly, i've come close to committing this mistake quite a few times in the past!!

mayz said...

arrey nahi nahi...serious nahi
lekin sirji bola toh tha...will say sry n come out :)

Nirmal said...

what will i do??/

i guess i wont do amything..aunties and gals wud do on me........

bash bash bash....

women dont have humanity...

hehehe

AmitL said...

Lots of choices:

a)Be nonchalent,say' Oh,I just wanted to boldly go where no man has gone before'.
b)Grin and look stupid.
c)Blush,say'pardon me' and rush- outttt.

Which one would I follow?c,probably??

Ne said...

HMMMMM!! hahahahah!

NO COMMENT!!

KP! said...

smart thing to do would be get out of there!

rayshma said...

a friend of mine has done this. twice. once, coz she couldn't understand whether the pic was a woman or man... :D and the second time when she was too drunk to understand!
first time, she said sorry.. and ran out!
second time, she called me from the loo and said "i don't know how to use this loo. come and help pliss"

Veens said...

act BLIND... hehehhehe!

Am In Trance said...

Go in..
Say "WOW"..
n' ComeOut..
Collect The Sandals Behind Me..
& Wl' Throw em' In The Men's LOO just opposite to it....!!

:)

Phantom - The Ghost said...

"in miss'loo,
piss'loo" sh*t...did anyone see you in the opposite gender loo?

just hum some lyrics "loo loo loo loo lllooo...ha ha ha ha ha..."

Ankur said...

@Metro monk

haha... no, check ur lower abdomin i must say coz it must be paining a lot!! :P
hehe!!

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Chakoli

eheh... no, we do have sitting ones!! :P
hehe!! ;)

i dont know, how much comfortabley when every1 is watching u!! :P
hahaha

cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Vishesh

bottomless :O

out of choice, or force!! :P :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Divz

hehe, ya after 27 years on this planet, i did it!! :P

hehe... nice one!! :)

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Jane

:P
funniest i have read yet!!
and i m sure most wont stop u!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Sam

quite a few times :O :O

sambhalo aapne aap ko mere bhai!! :P

hehe
Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Mayz

ok... sorry given!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Nirmal

hehe... d truth eventually came out!! :P
CheerS!!

Ankur said...

@AmitL

a) boldly :P
b) best possible! :P
c) hehehe... and they will let u, hai na!! ;)

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Ne

u cant just laugh there, and say.. no comments!! :P :P
i m sure ur bf must have done this by intention most of the times! :P
where r ya samby?? :O
:D
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Kp

par bahar aa sakoge toh na!!

lolzzz
CheerS!!

Ankur said...

@Rayshma

hehe.. she must be gr8!! :P
i dont know how to use.. funniest!! :P

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Veens

blind!! and look at everything!! :P
like hindi movies hai na!! :P
gandi ladki!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@am in trance
heheh
bestest!! :P :P

collect and then return to that u establish a contact, which girl wanna lose her pair of sandals!! :P :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Phantom

:P
and they will sing u!! :P

Cheers!!

ceedy said...

Ask them how come THEY are in here...as you DID enter the right one....

Iceman said...

Soli...
Err...
I know that wasn't cool... :|

May be i'd pour a bottle of ice cold water on my head and go take a leak in the ladij loo...

Or may b, when i make the grand entry(Add star wars ka background mujik) i'd just ask the real slim hady... err.. make that baby to please stand up!

So, would the real slim baby please stand up!

Some body stop me! I can't take it anymore!

Ria said...

I wud mumble a quick sorry and disappear into the thin air! :P Never done so, so far though.

Aneesh said...

Just take a look around, say sorry to every one there, take your own time and then come out, who's in a hurry?

:)

Neeku said...

Ankur: Uh! Ummn ... I don't feel lucky to embarass people ! :(

I just feel bad :(

Phantom - The Ghost said...

funny 1:
"aaloo is vegetable...
chaaloo means start/begin...
kolu is a vegetable...
kholu mean open...
dolu means shake...
baaloo means bear..."

funny 2:
if anyone enters the opposite gender's loo...?
he will either pretend to be a plumber or as a good human will say " i needed to know whether both genders have the same inlet and outlet!!"

funny 3:
A lady wrongly entered the opposite gender loo...well, the men turned...
lady: oooppss! i am sorry!
gents: "welcome again!"
lady: "this loo stinks like men!!"

funny 4:
A gentleman entered the ladies loo...seeing him the lady folks could not say anything but dumb and surprised...
the gentleman exclaimed "hey guys when did you all change!"

ha ha ha ...original joke hai...abi banayaa...but dont mind if they are too much...

Stupidosaur said...

Haha what many of the big men are afraid to do even now, I accomplished the daring feat long back when I was just a kid. Number of times!

From experience and memory I can tell you that I actually wondered whats the big deal about having a separate ladies loo. Even guys can use that pot, its just like the one we have at home.

And apart from that, I finished the mission for which I was taken there ...... by my mom

Stupidosaur said...

What will I do now?

Create some melodrama by pointing my fingers at my forehead saying
"U Loo ka Patha! Dikhai nahin deta tha kya tujhe, bahar sign lagee hoi hai. Jyada lagi ho ya kum, lagi hui sign dekhna kabhi nahin bholna chahiye."

So by seeing me shouting at myself, the ladies will forget that they are supposed to shriek and shout at me and beat me. They will probably just stay there somewhat stunned, thoughtless and observing, as I make my escape.

Stupidosaur said...

Immediate PJ:

Ladies loo is for females.
Gents loo is for males.

Which one is for both?

A: Ghareloo

(At home both use it)

ceedy said...

Taking off on fundamental attribution error

if someone else does it - Chuloo bhar paani me doob marna chayeye tujhe Uloo

and if you do it - look frantic - pretend bholoo and say you had stale dum aloo and stomach is all dhiloo

Pavi!!!! said...

arre..ye kya sawal hai...

Ohh....in my college days i was desperate to have a dekho at the men's loo..so i sneaked in on a Satur evng when too many students were not ther.. one of my class guys caught me in there n took pics of me in the mens loo. I proudly posed 'coz one of the Must Dos of my college life was ticked off :)

Hmm..now if i entered bymistake...lets say in an airport.. I wld say "ooops" n walk out with this embarassed smile!. n yes that too has been done!

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

I'd say, ooops, I'm sorry, and I will hastily retreat at the exit. But that's not a possibility in my case because I always look at the sign before I go in.

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

Mujhe tujhse yehi umeed thi!

Solitaire said...

@ D Sinner,

SWEET!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

HAHAHAHA!! You are funny!

Solitaire said...

@ Mel,

I am sure everyone looks at the sign but sometimes...just sometimes..we err!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

WHTTTTTTTTTT!! You actually posed in a men's toilet!!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

How chaloo!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Sometimes even I wonder why such a big fuss about having different restrooms!

Solitaire said...

@ Phantom,

Funny 4 is the best!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

you might be in a hurry when they all approach you to beat you up!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Toh chalo ek try ho jaaye?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

I can't either!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Haha! Similar to Phantom's funny 4!

Solitaire said...

@ Am in trance,

That's very naughty!

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

I am wondering if you have a lot of crazy friends!!

Solitaire said...

@ Veens,

Oh I am sure the guys would love to escort a beautiful blind woman out.

Solitaire said...

@ KP,

Ya it would!

Solitaire said...

@ NE,

Please let me know when your blog is no longer private. Thanks!

Pavi!!!! said...

@Sol: Ya..initially i was hesitant but gradually i actually had a blast! n nope..there were no men using the loo when i walked in..i took care to walk in at an hour when the college was scarcely populated!

Solitaire said...

@ SS,

If they let you!

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

Quite dramatic!

Solitaire said...

@ Prakhar,

Quite innovative! But you could have called her on her cellphone right?

Solitaire said...

@ Metro,

Do you think females carry cameras into the restroom?

And do you think we go in there to GOSSIP?

Solitaire said...

@ Chakoli,

I am sure they have pots in boys loo also!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

That's quite a confession.

Solitaire said...

@ Rantra,

My my! You are bold!

Solitaire said...

@ Lukky,

And shout what? "Bachao bachao"?

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

Reallllllllly? Is that what happened to you?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Oh and you are humanity ka sabse bada example na? ChaLOO!

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

I bet it would be C. I don't think people would have that kind of presence of mind to do a and b!

Priya Joyce said...

kehe dena mujhe pehle ke do akshar nahi dikhte. tats women men so it becomes men and n.

BTW yaar ur profile pis is mast

Ankur said...

@Ceedy

bhai sahab, unse yeh poochne ka kaam sirf aap kar sakte ho!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Ria

hehe... mumble a quick sorry!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Aneesh

they are in a hurry, to beat u up!! :P

hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Neeku

hehe
ok ok!!

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Phantom

funny ones!! :P

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Stupidosaur

haha... u r a dirty mind since childhood, is it!! :P
hehe

job well done they must have said!! :P

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Stupidosaur

**So by seeing me shouting at myself, the ladies will forget that they are supposed to shriek

old tactic dood, try something new agar tujhe bachna hai toh!! :P

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Stupidosaur

hhaahah.. ghareloo is funny!!

Cheers!!!!

Ankur said...

@Ceedy

then best is to directly run to the closed one!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Pavi

hahah..
hahha... u were desperate!! :P :P
hahaha

oops, been done!!
luckily when i walked in, i was alone!! :D

cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Mel avila alarilla

hehe, gr8, even i look the sign but sometimes we can miss it in a hurry, isnt?

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Priya

haha... woh toh theek hai, par sawal yeh hai ki tum kya karogi???

:P

Cheers!!

Priya Joyce said...

main bhi wohi karungi.
ha tats why I told u
ha ha

Keshi said...

**looks like u know alot abt our's

lol!

Ankur I didnt hv time to scan ur loo, cos there was a half-naked guy looking at us like we were Ted Bundy's female re-incarnations!


Keshi.

SMM said...

Almost did it once....was just about to push the door open and walk in when this really cute dude came out and pointed me in the right direction. When I came out I spent the rest of the evening trying to avoid him since I was pretty embarrased. he sent a drink over and came n asked me out though :P

Chakoli said...

@Ankur and Sol :)


IS it... I have never to any of those men's loo... :PPPP

what all I have seen is in films...

zahid said...

Well, I have heard somewhere that While in Rome do as the Roman's do.

Thats all I have to say !!!

Solitaire said...

@ SMM,

WOW! Can use this as a way for men to ask us out!

Ankur said...

@Priya

par aap male ho ya fe male!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Keshi

**Ankur I didnt hv time to scan ur loo, cos there was a half-naked guy looking at us like we were Ted Bundy's female re-incarnations!

hahahah... :D
i cant stop laughin reading this!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@zahid

** I have heard somewhere that While in Rome do as the Roman's do.

so u r gonna pee like girls! :O :O

:P
hilarious!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Chakoli

haan, saala men are all exposed!
lolzzz

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@SMM

kewl one, i wud like to try this one too!! :P
hehee

Cheers!!!

Chakoli said...

LOL...


do they have anything to expose?? ;))

Urv said...

~ankur
Put your hands in the air part was specially for the boy's loo :D

Priya Joyce said...

hey naam se pata nahi chalta kya.
tat was a funny answer lol

rayshma said...

@ankur:
arre, achcha hua khaali tha loo... otherwise god knows what she'd have done! :D

@ sol: hehe... u bet! u know, she actually fought with d guy who got her out of there?! saying he shudn't be in a 'ladies room' :D
i asked him to go & check after i realized madam was NOT in the loo :D

Phantom - The Ghost said...

hey Solitaire and Ankur...thanks for appreciating my funny "1"s...

funny 5:
well, what do we show when we need to visit the loo?

with a ladies finger "1"..."teacher teacher, may i please go to the ......."
(i mean the tiny right or left last finger for right handed or left handed or as the urgency to know our nature...)

note:(teacher used to test our patience and retention skills of learning and our bladders) ha ha ha...

ha ha ha...kompleet original

Ankur said...

@Chakoli

hehe, u bet!! :P

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Urv

haan par tune ladki ki baat kari ;)
hehe


cheerS!!

Ankur said...

@Priya

aajkal naam bhi unisex hone lage hai!! :P
hehe
so nahi!! :D

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Rayshma

hehe... god!!
agar khali nahi hota toh i m sure she wud never have called u! hehe

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

@Phantom

:P
hehe... and i wanted to kill those teachers when pressure bahut hota tha!!
jaane hi nahi deti thi.. :-/

hahaha

Cheers!!

Ankur said...

@Priya

chalo ab bata bhi do yaar, aap he male ho, fe male ho ya she male ho!! :P
hehehe

Cheers!!!

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol..did that before in junior high with a couple friends.

We peed into the guys bowl.lol.

it was great fun!

Please remember i was junior high at that time..:P

Satish Bolla said...

i'll jus pretend to b blind. am a good actor.

but there was this incident when i was in a movie theater and got a call frm home. i rushed out n went to the loo and talked for abt 10 minutes. then i wanted to take a leak and it was then that i realized it was a ladies toilet. thank god, this happened in the middle of the movie.

Phantom - The Ghost said...

Ankur,
i respect teachers...

Vandita said...

well what wud i do?? i guess be darn embarrassed and make a quick exit!

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

One of the days that i was thrown out of the class eons backs ..i gt this brilliant idea of passing my time by sneeking into the womans loo..and check what they scribble on the walls ...the walls turned out to be sqeeky clean..unlike the mens..which had names of loves..names of the gals one should sleep with...numbers of easy gals...khajuraho sketches...milk tankers..most distorted ..and few accurate approximation of the coupling parts...and all that just above the shooting area..quite entertaining..i must admit...everyday a new poster!!

In contrast the gals loo looked like a desolated surgery room...