Sometimes I feel Solitaire, that you are like my sister - completely oblivious about a few important things in this world!
Honey the answer is simple - for fellatio. If you want to know why you should use condoms in the first place for fellatio, it's a totally different question altogether.
I personally hate condoms. But if at all we have to use a condoms, I'd reather use a flavored one.
maine toh tujhe research wale jawab diye... aajkal even in strip bars they dont give blow jobs when they are not wearin condoms... coz it causes AIDS!!! :P
To give a'research wala jawab', scientists say that there are hardly a few basic tastes (some 4-5 I think. For more details, google it). The rest of the vast array of flavours that we feel are due to the smells in olfactory lobes (inside your nose). 'fumes' from the food in your mouth go to your nose and you sense the flavour.
It is said that if it wasn't for the smell, an apple, a potato and an onion taste the same. Try identifying them blindfolded when you nose is so blocked you cannot smell vicks balm.
And even if you still don't agree that flavour is all about fragrance (smell), I would say I was just giving analogy.
Dead people are not sperms. So its okay if flavour is not fragrance.
Just like 'fragrant floers' are 'something nice' for dead people, the 'flavour' is 'something nice' for the soon to be dead 'sperm-people'.
In fact like the fragrant flower killed the hyper allergic person, the flavoured condom will eventually kill the sperms.
I guess it helps those ppl who like to get a bj after wearing one. Or mebbe it has a pleasant smell which doesnt make it seem like jus plain rubber!! :P
ha hahaha.. :))) No Experience till now of this but have researched a lot, Nobody has a body to die for. Safe sex is always better! It's fun, and you don't have to worry as much.
Safe sex means making sure you don't get anyone else's blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk in your body -- and protecting your partners too! Condoms, latex surgical gloves, and plastic wrap are the only ways to protect yourself and your partner from STDs and HIV, but they're not foolproof. You've got to use them correctly every time you have sex. If you're going to suck your partner's dick (blowjob), put a condom on it first. Try non-lubricated or flavored condoms for this. Whatever you do, don't get semen (cum) in your mouth, because you could get an STD or HIV that way. If you have a sore throat or small cuts on your gums (say from brushing your teeth), there's a risk of HIV going from the semen into your blood stream. I think now u get the Idea of Flavored condoms!! :)
ROFL..Sol,sorry, reading that question,I cannot,just cannot resist this quip...
They're for those who always want to 'taste the thunder'. --- Or,how about this(It could serve as an ad for them,perhaps.LOL): They melt in your mouth,not in your hands.
thanks a lot dood, coz as u said, google it, research it... i will and i hope when i come up mine... i wont answer 4 or 5!!! :P
and btw... as analogy, research is based on assumptions, somehow tat was and is a part of my job!!
so if u believe everything wat scientists says, then i really even doubt ur existense!! :P hahaha
and talkin abt **It is said that if it wasn't for the smell, an apple, a potato and an onion taste the same
well we are blessed with organs, and if we wouldnt have eyes, and smell, and taste buds then eather u eat this, or shit... doesnt matter!! but thankfully i have smell as an organ (nose)!! :P
but, i will be back with my research, just for... thanks for the answers though!! ;)
well, it was supposed to help the lady doing stuff to her partner to test better, but they smell like shit, like strawberry or banana they smell more like plastic banana, though I ve never try to chew them ;) I heard that they re making some taste like pina colada now!
**Just like 'fragrant floers' are 'something nice' for dead people, the 'flavour' is 'something nice' for the soon to be dead 'sperm-people'.
flavor does not necessarily kill the sperms - and sperams are not people yet - they are adhi-manav for killing the sperms spermicide is used but since you are going to do it "nose-folded" it wont matter to you!!!
//thanks a lot dood, coz as u said, google it, research it... i will and i hope when i come up mine... i wont answer 4 or 5!!! :P
4-5 or not, its definitely 'very few' (perhaps <10), and thats the point.
//and btw... as analogy, research is based on assumptions, somehow tat was and is a part of my job!!
True, sometimes first we 'ass-u-me', and then we analyse and research to either prove or disprove the assumption.
In some other cases we assume something which is already proven (theorem) or something which just can't be refuted (postulate), to prove the next thing.
'Researches' based on assumptions all the way are perfect crap and do not stand the test of time.
Just like they assumed 'luminiferous ether' to explain Lorentz contractions, but the Michealson Morley experiment proved there is no such thing. Then along came Eintein, who assumed (postulated is better word) certain things that could not be refuted by any experiment(like light travels with same speed in every frame of reference) and came up with special theory of relativity. It not only explained Lorentz contractions, but also predicted that Stupid and Ankur can be plasmafied by an atom bomb even while they have such pointless self-important debates wasting precious electricity from nuclear power stations.
And in case you are talking about stock market research or investment research(since you mentioned that you do research, I somehow assume you are ex-IT fellow who perhaps did MBA) based on so many 'assumptions', obviously we all know how predictions from such researches often bomb heavily. And in case you are not an MBA talking of such reaearches, it still proves the same point, that things concluded from assumption (that you are MBA) are as far from truth as you from sol ;)
//so if u believe everything wat scientists says, then i really even doubt ur existense!! :P hahaha
Dude, some famous philosopher (Plato Socrates Aristotle Aesop? I don't remember)said "I think, therefore I am". (even if the thinking is wrong) Similarly, "I beleive therefore I am". (even if the belief may be wrong sometimes) So your pathetic statement contradicts itself. :P
Further I do not beleive everything that 'scientists' say. Because scientists are just humans like me and you with a particular job, and ego. As part of job they have to do some research, right or wrong. Further if the research turns out to be wrong, especially in top Indian research institues, the top bosses say you should not admit mistake and try to still insist its all correct, cos otherwise nobody will believe you in future. (bloody rottens. Now you know why not much good core scientific research happens in Indiat. And when I said the above things of top bossess, I did not assume. I know of such things). Besides before beleiveing any research I test it with the facts presented and my gut feeling. Either I conclude its true, or false or its too complex beyond my ability to understand. I don't blindly believe. The flavour and smell theory goes well with my gut feeling and you yourself might have experienced how food feels tasteless during bout of cold.
Besides, scientists say unprotected sex (without condom, flavour or unflavoured) can get you in trouble physically (STD) and in some scenarios socially (Lady pregnant) as well.
But you see, its exactly what those dumb scientists say. Pls do not believe in any of it. After all its question of your existence So go ahead screw without screw cap and get screwed. (reminding of context once again... //so if u believe everything wat scientists says, then i really even doubt ur ->existense<-!! :P hahaha )
Further since we are on sol's blog better remember ass-u-me. I would cringe if someone calls something based on lame assumptions as research.
//and talkin abt **It is said that if it wasn't for the smell, an apple, a potato and an onion taste the same
well we are blessed with organs, and if we wouldnt have eyes, and smell, and taste buds then eather u eat this, or shit... doesnt matter!! but thankfully i have smell as an organ (nose)!! :P
I don't see the connection between my statement and yours. Are you agreeing with my point or refuting? If you are disagreeing, I don;t see how. And if you are agreeing with my main point, what were all your previous arguments about?
And if you were neither agreeing nor disagreeing, it brings me back to my first point ,"Dude, whats the connection?"
//but, i will be back with my research, just for... thanks for the answers though!! ;)
Pls don't come back with 'research'. Now, following your advice, I will not beleive you. After all my very existence is at stake now!
You are welcome though!! ;) (not abt the research. Abt the Thank you)
//Cheers!!!
reading your unitentionally funny answers definitely keeps me cheerful. Keep'em coming ;)
//**Just like 'fragrant floers' are 'something nice' for dead people, the 'flavour' is 'something nice' for the soon to be dead 'sperm-people'.
flavor does not necessarily kill the sperms - and sperams are not people yet - they are adhi-manav for killing the sperms spermicide is used but since you are going to do it "nose-folded" it wont matter to you!!!
I said flowers as tribute and respect and 'goodwill gesture' to dead people. I did't day flowers to kill people and make them dead ppl.
Similaly flavor for sperms
And when I said flower killing hyper allergic person, I said its rare. Same may be true for flavors and sperms. Some flavors could be toxic to sperms.
But you and I would not know abt it because research will never be conducted in that direction. 1) Outcome of research whether flavor is toxic for sperms could be Yes or No 2) In case of No, its not going to boost Condom sales, because nobody cares whether that useless sperm inside the condom lives its natural shrort life span or not. 3)Health officials (like FDA I hink in US) will not insist such research be carried out before approval 4) Nobody will sue company in future on that grounds (though we can't really predict americans in matter of weird lawsuit) 5) If the answer is Yes, it still will not directly matter to FDA and most ppl. However hearing it some ppl may form association that the flavor is harmful (in what context will be forgotten). This will only reduce the sales of such condoms 6) So as such research can only harm the company profits, and is not required as legal obligation, why would top bossess approve budget for such research. 7) They will not approve it anyways, considering that form today neither you nor me are going to beleive any researches. After all, its question of our existience ;)
I doubt if many guys would know the answer to that.....
but.... well..i did put a chocolate flavored one into the mouth.... just out of curiosity...not during the act.. but generally wondering what the hoopla was all about...
It was just that - hoopla & hype... and a slight tinge of something chocolatey!
i work in the field of HIV diagnosis.... so i cannot tell you how very important it is to use condoms.... and hey that new CONDOM ringtone rocks.... try it!
I just read an ad in the paper for flavoured condoms. Strawberry flavour, bubblegum flavour, even banana flavour I can understand, but 'paan' flavour??!!!! I was SHOCKED to see that!!!
Condoms help in population control. Flavored condoms help in even more population control. For adding the flavors, the factory emitted some more pollutants than in making plain condoms. These killed some more people.
That is one hell of a brilliant answer. Really!! very well explained! I am going to refer people back to your comment if they have any doubts! You should be a sex therapist!
I wonder if they will eventually come up with Margharita and Strawberry Milkshake and all other kinds of funny flavors...as if it makes it any better chewing on rubber!
Are you kidding me? Paan flavored condom? WTF!! Who will use that? Its not like women are abnormally fond of paan. What next? Gulab Jamun flavored condom? YUCK!
I do not know about the pollution but gaging from the responses that some "experienced" people have, I think that some people may just die of "condom poisoning" instead!
chalo koi na, sometimes is better than no time!! :)
takes the cares... and keep working! we keep missing u!! :)
and condom ringtone u asked to one of ppl here... its a ringtone which is recently circulated in India, and talks abt the usage of Condoms, and in country like India where this is a taboo, it has been downloaded by more than a lac of users!! :)
Who on earth would come up with a chili flavored condom? You never know, though. If they came up with a paan flavored one, they might even come up with a chili chutney or something stupid like that!
arre it was funny and interesting, but smhw i never wanted him to take it personally, but it eventually happens... and u know how i comment on every1's comment here, and its all for fun!! :) i love this place and dont want to pollute it with personal fights!!! :)
and abt catfights... i never thought it cud happen here, so just sad to c it happen here!!! :( hope this get over soon, i was here to find peace (on blogsville), and not to come across this!!! :)
i dont know its catchy or not, coz i cant use it in office... but yes, one thing for sure... that the news is in national headlines... and i hope it will help us further to control poulation... hehe!!
Thank you soooo much for respecting my space and being aware that you should not write nasty comments for others, especially not here. I don't like it when people turn my blogs into a battleground. Anyway, we can only hope that blogosphere is a respite from our worries in the real world. Sadly, it is not so all the time.
Anyway, I would like this to remain short and SWEET so let's stick to talking about condoms, shall we? :)
it was my cousin bros suhaagraat, so we actually used nirodh as ballons!! :P
and the first time to take it in the mouth... goshhhhhhhhhh... it has so much of gel or watever on it!! :P hehe
but the funniest thing which turned out to be... the bed actually broke in the middle of the night... and bhabhi ki chillane ki aawaz!!! :P hahahahaha hahaha seriously aaj bhi hum bhaiya ko chidate hai... ki bhai, itna... control!!!!!!!!!!! :P hehhee
There are things that you can't rationalize. For example - why would I have an intense longing to bed someone in my relations, someone in a dear friends relation etc. These are socially unacceptable stuff I guess.
Similarly, I would intensely desire to have skin on skin everywhere. But not practically possible.
ha haha.. :) Thanks for the Honor ma'm "Sex Therapist".. :) Agar ghar walon ko pata chal gaya ki Software Engineer ki jagah Sex therapist ban gaya to ghar se bahar nikaal denge!!
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Well...atleast everyone aint worried about flavored condoms. To find, by my intensive research techniques ofcourse!, that it was the women who forced everyone to such an invention.
Lets just be happy its still Latex n Polyurethane, not Sheep Intestine n Turtle shells!!
yeah... i just wrote that...it is not tha a gal is just a angel for performing a fellatio...read it once again..maybe urll get what i mean... if not...then dnt bother..maybe u dnt want to...
well i think u dnt reason well when a certain topic comes up dont u ?? read it again.....if u have time..maybe ull see my meaning rather than accusing me of calling a girl a angel if she gives a bj....
No fights please. i actually think that YOU got the meaning of my response back to you wrong. There are no "accusations" here. Let's leave it at that. Keep it short and SWEET.
haa came back and read as i said i wud... sol yeh totally way too much info waala scenario ho gaya :P but then better to be educated than ignorant :) PS: me belongin to the "never been kissed" category, flavored or otherwise, condoms pe research ke din abhi bahutttt duur hain PPS: the condom ringtone, someone mentioned is available for free download from www.condomcondom.org
The lady was a health-buff. So she got very cross and the husband had to sleep on the couch that night.
Cos strawberry flavoured rubber does not give vitamins, minerals, good fats etc that strawberry does.
Additionally it might actually give some carcinogens in ppm(who the heck knows what the put in for the flavour) as 'fringe benefits'.
(Heh heh I stated once again. The cat fights are fun. Had good entertainment answering your comments on Sturday morning. Was silently laughing and shaking (as a result) while typing. I had not taken it 'personally'. Just was setting the record straight. Putting in the last word, so to speak ;).
By the way Lions too come under the banner "The Great Cats".
hey sol do let us know if you want us to shut up this nonsense ;)
meanwhile, ankur lets go on...:P
Sheesh ankur,in the hurry to come up with some taunt, you don't even try to see on whose side I am talking.
Sol called it a girly 'catfight'. I was just trying to clear our name and bring some masculine glory angle to us by calling our fight the fight of Lions. You don't wan't to be called a lion? Fine you are not. Happy?
Actually there were two 'Sher' titles available. But since you don't want one, I'll keep both ("Tum to mere achhe dost ho, par tum toh rasna nahin pi sakte" style)
Sher bhaley hi mooh nahin dhotey, lekin mere jaise "Double sher" (which I became thanks to you you are such a great friend!) mooh dhotey hain. If you don't beleive me, just watch that new "double sher" brand cooking oil ad featuring the two reality talent singing show winner dudes. They as per the ad, are double sher. Plus they are shown eating so much food. I am sure their family members who feature in that ad have taught them to wash their moouth. I am also sure they follow and use their training well, beacuse in the very next scene after the eating seen, they are seen standing in 'dude' postures with totally clean mouths.
And about you custom made 'sher-o-shayari' of yours, well thats the sign of us modern living beings. We use tissue paper, not water ;)
One day you too will evolve.
Over and out (that describes how you got bowled out in the last ball of this Over)
**Can you imagine a condom melting in your mouth?!! Yuck**
LOL,Sol-Obviously,the ad doesn't mean to say'the whole thing melts',only the chocolatey part.hehe...but,I think these thoughts are becoming a bit gross now.The fireplace is a better place to comment on.:)
hey.. i am new to ur blog.. in fact i am here only because of the title u may say.. catchy though the title seemed the content was flashy (as in it flashed two or three tube lights inside my smoldering brain..)
well.. here is my take on the things..
one day i was shopping in the supermarket and the drug section had a box of condom packets of different brands (and yeah flavours) ready to be picked.. while i was deciding on whether to pick amrutanjan or vicks (cold making the decision process more time consuming).. this girl came in and started hastily seraching the box..(she looked under 16 to me.. and since she dint go for the santoor we can safely assume she is not more than 18 at any cost)
apparnently not finding what she was looking for she shouted to the boy there, 'bhaiyyaaaa.. isme chocolate flavour nahi hai kya?' (translation: boy.. u don't have chocolate flavour with u?)
the entire market seemed to pause for a second.. and seeing the eeekk look on a lady who was standing besides she shot back, 'what!!!' and the lady escaped the scene..
the boy she was shouting to sent a service girl over to her and the girl was as red as an apple..
our heroine seemed to have noticed none of these and continued, 'strawberry bhi nahi hai!!' (not even strawberry flavour!!!').. while our service girl stood there as if even looking in to the box of condoms is some kinda taboo the heroine took her mobile phone and i heard her whispering, 'rohit.. trust me! i am not going to hurt my throat with those dotted condom of urs anymore.. i want flavoured and smooth ones and i cant find it here.. get it from somewhere or forget about sticking ur stick in my throat..'
guess thats the idea behind these flavoured ones..
Imagine this scenario...U hv gt guests ..u have nothing to offer them..the Big bang machine test has blown away everything..except you and yr guests..but guest is a guest is a guest is a guest !!
So u pour some water into the flavoured condoms..deep freeze it..and voila..u have flavoured kulfi to offer yr guests..!!!..
optinally u cd stuff minced meat..in them..and u get flavoured saugages...
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i will come back and read answers to this one...
cant give any inputs of my own
I can't fathom this either.. coz apparently they taste worse than the non-flavored ones!
Maybe like they keep fragrant flowers on dead bodies, its all for the unfortunate sperms. :P
@ Vandita,
No imagination or hypothetical answers either?
tu kya karegi jankar!! :P :P :P
hehehe
@ Vrij,
And who dared to taste them and why?
@ Stupid,
That's a good one!!
@Vrij
yuck... i once tasted nirodh... and i guess sol remembers the story!!! :P
hehehe
but shucksssss!!
y do u taste it!! :P
now my answer...
y do they have flavored condoms...
coz while blowing the job... one needs to feel good!! :P
@ ankur,
Arey!! General knowledge ke liye.
And "I once tasted Nirodh" sounds bad cos I knew of a person named nirodh (who later changed his name because the condoms came out!!)
@ Ankur,
Maybe he means jaise gangajal peelate hai na last mein, vaise dead sperms ko kuch flavor dete honge..EEEKS!
@ ankur,
"while blowing the job"..........EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!
general knowledge!! !:P
hahahaha
sol... tu bhi na... seriously, aisi knowledge ke liye kehte hai..
bakshne mai hi samajhdari hai!!! :P
hahaha
usne likha flavor, tu uska side lekar usko fragrance kar rahi hai!! :P
hehehe
Sometimes I feel Solitaire, that you are like my sister - completely oblivious about a few important things in this world!
Honey the answer is simple - for fellatio. If you want to know why you should use condoms in the first place for fellatio, it's a totally different question altogether.
I personally hate condoms. But if at all we have to use a condoms, I'd reather use a flavored one.
**while blowing the job
maine toh tujhe research wale jawab diye... aajkal even in strip bars they dont give blow jobs when they are not wearin condoms... coz it causes AIDS!!! :P
and for general knowledge.. have you not heard about sucking lollipops
do you think girls like only one flavor?
ahahhahaha
@ Sol
Well.. someone close to me did taste them.. as part of a 'job' !
@ Ankur
Why wud I taste them? I specifically mentioned the word 'apparently' !
Hey, do tell me ur story.. a bit of laughter is good for me !
@ankur
I was not confused in any way.
To give a'research wala jawab', scientists say that there are hardly a few basic tastes (some 4-5 I think. For more details, google it). The rest of the vast array of flavours that we feel are due to the smells in olfactory lobes (inside your nose). 'fumes' from the food in your mouth go to your nose and you sense the flavour.
It is said that if it wasn't for the smell, an apple, a potato and an onion taste the same. Try identifying them blindfolded when you nose is so blocked you cannot smell vicks balm.
And even if you still don't agree that flavour is all about fragrance (smell), I would say I was just giving analogy.
Dead people are not sperms.
So its okay if flavour is not fragrance.
Just like 'fragrant floers' are 'something nice' for dead people, the 'flavour' is 'something nice' for the soon to be dead 'sperm-people'.
In fact like the fragrant flower killed the hyper allergic person, the flavoured condom will eventually kill the sperms.
Aur kuchhh?
So that the girl would not run away from a guy who himself 'has no taste'?
I guess it helps those ppl who like to get a bj after wearing one. Or mebbe it has a pleasant smell which doesnt make it seem like jus plain rubber!! :P
my god ...i dont know...i dont have any inputs :'(..
urs..hemu..
It helps in figuring out which one didnt worked :P
ha hahaha.. :)))
No Experience till now of this but have researched a lot,
Nobody has a body to die for. Safe sex is always better! It's fun, and you don't have to worry as much.
Safe sex means making sure you don't get anyone else's blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk in your body -- and protecting your partners too! Condoms, latex surgical gloves, and plastic wrap are the only ways to protect yourself and your partner from STDs and HIV, but they're not foolproof. You've got to use them correctly every time you have sex.
If you're going to suck your partner's dick (blowjob), put a condom on it first. Try non-lubricated or flavored condoms for this. Whatever you do, don't get semen (cum) in your mouth, because you could get an STD or HIV that way. If you have a sore throat or small cuts on your gums (say from brushing your teeth), there's a risk of HIV going from the semen into your blood stream.
I think now u get the Idea of Flavored condoms!! :)
@ Kris,
I like the term "like my sister". Aaj kal no one wants to be my "brother". ;)
Thanks for the explanation! I wanted to know why people use condoms for fellatio but then dreamcatcher explained it rather well in his comment! :p
So you are spared!
Why do you hate condoms? How would you prevent STD's then?
ROFL..Sol,sorry, reading that question,I cannot,just cannot resist this quip...
They're for those who always want to 'taste the thunder'.
---
Or,how about this(It could serve as an ad for them,perhaps.LOL): They melt in your mouth,not in your hands.
@Stupid
thanks a lot dood, coz as u said, google it, research it... i will and i hope when i come up mine... i wont answer 4 or 5!!! :P
and btw... as analogy, research is based on assumptions, somehow tat was and is a part of my job!!
so if u believe everything wat scientists says, then i really even doubt ur existense!! :P
hahaha
and talkin abt
**It is said that if it wasn't for the smell, an apple, a potato and an onion taste the same
well we are blessed with organs, and if we wouldnt have eyes, and smell, and taste buds then eather u eat this, or shit... doesnt matter!!
but thankfully i have smell as an organ (nose)!! :P
but, i will be back with my research, just for... thanks for the answers though!! ;)
Cheers!!!
What do you call the event of somebody actually liking the taste of condom?
Condom-in-yum
well, it was supposed to help the lady doing stuff to her partner to test better, but they smell like shit, like strawberry or banana they smell more like plastic banana, though I ve never try to chew them ;) I heard that they re making some taste like pina colada now!
@Stupid
**Just like 'fragrant floers' are 'something nice' for dead people, the 'flavour' is 'something nice' for the soon to be dead 'sperm-people'.
flavor does not necessarily kill the sperms - and sperams are not people yet - they are adhi-manav
for killing the sperms spermicide is used but since you are going to do it "nose-folded" it wont matter to you!!!
;)
Cheers!!!
hmm...my self dont know..may be they its just a publicity!
this is not something you ask...you need to try it...:D
how do you think up such things??? :P
yukkkkyyy
hmm...
to make the girl say
utterly butterly delicous
after the job :D
ROFL !!!
anyways i agree with ankur..its used while blowing the job :P
no personal experiences though..
just extra knowledge :D
you have a dedication for ya at
http://bloggersambrosia.blogspot.com/2008/08/feeling-horny.html
come check it out n make yur dedications. cheers!!
@ankur
//thanks a lot dood, coz as u said, google it, research it... i will and i hope when i come up mine... i wont answer 4 or 5!!! :P
4-5 or not, its definitely 'very few' (perhaps <10), and thats the point.
//and btw... as analogy, research is based on assumptions, somehow tat was and is a part of my job!!
True, sometimes first we 'ass-u-me', and then we analyse and research to either prove or disprove the assumption.
In some other cases we assume something which is already proven (theorem) or something which just can't be refuted (postulate), to prove the next thing.
'Researches' based on assumptions all the way are perfect crap and do not stand the test of time.
Just like they assumed 'luminiferous ether' to explain Lorentz contractions, but the Michealson Morley experiment proved there is no such thing. Then along came Eintein, who assumed (postulated is better word) certain things that could not be refuted by any experiment(like light travels with same speed in every frame of reference)
and came up with special theory of relativity. It not only explained Lorentz contractions, but also predicted that Stupid and Ankur can be plasmafied by an atom bomb even while they have such pointless self-important debates wasting precious electricity from nuclear power stations.
And in case you are talking about stock market research or investment research(since you mentioned that you do research, I somehow assume you are ex-IT fellow who perhaps did MBA) based on so many 'assumptions', obviously we all know how predictions from such researches often bomb heavily. And in case you are not an MBA talking of such reaearches, it still proves the same point, that things concluded from assumption (that you are MBA) are as far from truth as you from sol ;)
//so if u believe everything wat scientists says, then i really even doubt ur existense!! :P
hahaha
Dude, some famous philosopher (Plato Socrates Aristotle Aesop? I don't remember)said
"I think, therefore I am". (even if the thinking is wrong)
Similarly,
"I beleive therefore I am". (even if the belief may be wrong sometimes)
So your pathetic statement contradicts itself. :P
Further I do not beleive everything that 'scientists' say. Because scientists are just humans like me and you with a particular job, and ego. As part of job they have to do some research, right or wrong. Further if the research turns out to be wrong, especially in top Indian research institues, the top bosses say you should not admit mistake and try to still insist its all correct, cos otherwise nobody will believe you in future. (bloody rottens. Now you know why not much good core scientific research happens in Indiat. And when I said the above things of top bossess, I did not assume. I know of such things).
Besides before beleiveing any research I test it with the facts presented and my gut feeling. Either I conclude its true, or false or its too complex beyond my ability to understand. I don't blindly believe. The flavour and smell theory goes well with my gut feeling and you yourself might have experienced how food feels tasteless during bout of cold.
Besides, scientists say unprotected sex (without condom, flavour or unflavoured) can get you in trouble physically (STD) and in some scenarios socially (Lady pregnant) as well.
But you see, its exactly what those dumb scientists say. Pls do not believe in any of it. After all its question of your existence
So go ahead screw without screw cap and get screwed.
(reminding of context once again...
//so if u believe everything wat scientists says, then i really even doubt ur ->existense<-!! :P
hahaha
)
Further since we are on sol's blog better remember ass-u-me. I would cringe if someone calls something based on lame assumptions as research.
//and talkin abt
**It is said that if it wasn't for the smell, an apple, a potato and an onion taste the same
well we are blessed with organs, and if we wouldnt have eyes, and smell, and taste buds then eather u eat this, or shit... doesnt matter!!
but thankfully i have smell as an organ (nose)!! :P
I don't see the connection between my statement and yours. Are you agreeing with my point or refuting?
If you are disagreeing, I don;t see how. And if you are agreeing with my main point, what were all your previous arguments about?
And if you were neither agreeing nor disagreeing, it brings me back to my first point ,"Dude, whats the connection?"
//but, i will be back with my research, just for... thanks for the answers though!! ;)
Pls don't come back with 'research'. Now, following your advice, I will not beleive you. After all my very existence is at stake now!
You are welcome though!! ;) (not abt the research. Abt the Thank you)
//Cheers!!!
reading your unitentionally funny answers definitely keeps me cheerful. Keep'em coming ;)
//**Just like 'fragrant floers' are 'something nice' for dead people, the 'flavour' is 'something nice' for the soon to be dead 'sperm-people'.
flavor does not necessarily kill the sperms - and sperams are not people yet - they are adhi-manav
for killing the sperms spermicide is used but since you are going to do it "nose-folded" it wont matter to you!!!
I said flowers as tribute and respect and 'goodwill gesture' to dead people. I did't day flowers to kill people and make them dead ppl.
Similaly flavor for sperms
And when I said flower killing hyper allergic person, I said its rare. Same may be true for flavors and sperms. Some flavors could be toxic to sperms.
But you and I would not know abt it because research will never be conducted in that direction.
1) Outcome of research whether flavor is toxic for sperms could be Yes or No
2) In case of No, its not going to boost Condom sales, because nobody cares whether that useless sperm inside the condom lives its natural shrort life span or not.
3)Health officials (like FDA I hink in US) will not insist such research be carried out before approval
4) Nobody will sue company in future on that grounds (though we can't really predict americans in matter of weird lawsuit)
5) If the answer is Yes, it still will not directly matter to FDA and most ppl. However hearing it some ppl may form association that the flavor is harmful (in what context will be forgotten). This will only reduce the sales of such condoms
6) So as such research can only harm the company profits, and is not required as legal obligation, why would top bossess approve budget for such research.
7) They will not approve it anyways, considering that form today neither you nor me are going to beleive any researches. After all, its question of our existience
;)
ahem!!!
nice question.....
I doubt if many guys would know the answer to that.....
but.... well..i did put a chocolate flavored one into the mouth.... just out of curiosity...not during the act.. but generally wondering what the hoopla was all about...
It was just that - hoopla & hype... and a slight tinge of something chocolatey!
i work in the field of HIV diagnosis.... so i cannot tell you how very important it is to use condoms.... and hey that new CONDOM ringtone rocks.... try it!
errr.. how do i know?
I havent used one... forget for banging... even as a balloon! [:O]
mebbe after practicals i can figure out why...
LOL
After all the analysis please put a detailed report..Im waitg to read that
I just read an ad in the paper for flavoured condoms.
Strawberry flavour, bubblegum flavour, even banana flavour I can understand, but 'paan' flavour??!!!! I was SHOCKED to see that!!!
A: Same way as non flavoured ones do. Prevent nested screw-ups.
(screw ups caused by screw-ups)
I agree with stupid...lol
Condoms help in population control.
Flavored condoms help in even more population control. For adding the flavors, the factory emitted some more pollutants than in making plain condoms. These killed some more people.
Nice thinking stupid..
more population control.....
lol
How about ->Hot<- flavoured condom?
This is a case of how some ideas don't fit even if the words so.
Still trying to figure that out!
Sahi question. I have always wondered and still am.Do put up a post once u get to know.
U know GK always helps ;)
Lol!
Sometimes it's good to comment late coz you almost have the answers on the question and you can do nothing but nod and smile :D
I like Stupid's answer though, the flavoured obituary makes a lot of sense :D
wait a sec..I'll ask that Dane n then say....
now, where did she disappear all of a sudden!!
Ouch! Oh! Wait a sec. What the hell are you doing under my BED!!!
I guess to make the job more flavored..!
Is a kingdom of cons called condom? :/ (at my own comment)
pata nai yaar..jo use karta hai wahi bata sakta hai
nyways chek my reply on ur comment on my blog..n pls ans it, i wanna kno
now my turn to feel like an anpad gawar..:-)
Ask the manufacturer or the user.
@Stupid
btw... i m so sorry that coz of my one comment u did so much of work and researched
oops... work which is also more of assumption!!! :P
i really made a mistake by not looking at ur name carefully
but i realise it... finally!!!
lolzzz
dunno who are you trying to impress...
I really hope that you get a "intelligent" job/work soon!!!
;)
Cheers!!!
when the girl does nt want to swallow but then does not like the non flavoured taste....
if that angel is doing so much to pleasure a man..the least a man can do is buy a flavoured condom
intense, I never knew. I never knew.
@ ankur,
Wait a minute!!! Strippers give blow jobs in strip clubs? Are you kidding me??????????
@ Stupid,
Haha!! Love the "no taste" pun!!
Though some of the answers here are leaving a bitter taste in my mouth. ;)
@ Ankur,
Do you like lollipops? If you had to taste a condom, which flavor would you prefer?
@ Ria,
So are you saying that flavored rubber is better than plain rubber? Rubber is rubber!!!
@ Hemu,
Kya hemu..
Is pe bhi research kar office mein. ;)
@ Prakhar,
They maybe they can be color coded or have designs on them..Why flavors?
@ Dreamcatcher,
That is one hell of a brilliant answer. Really!! very well explained! I am going to refer people back to your comment if they have any doubts! You should be a sex therapist!
@ AmitL,
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
Can you imagine a condom melting in your mouth?!! Yuck!
@ Stupid,
Condom in yum sounds like a chinese phrase!!
@ Cess,
JEEZ! Pina Colada!!? Yuck!
I wonder if they will eventually come up with Margharita and Strawberry Milkshake and all other kinds of funny flavors...as if it makes it any better chewing on rubber!
haha... then u really dont know!!!
though i have never visited a strip club, but those who have, they dont lie!!! ;)
@ Broca,
Hmmmmm....interesting
Sol, i dont like lollipops!!
i keep happy with the DAIRY milk!! ;)
:D
heheh
@ Humble,
Twisted mind hai...kya karu?
and when we can have bras and panties made of chocolates, y cant a condom which melts!! :P
@ Maverick,
Then for that they should come up with a butter flavored condom like they have butter flavored popcorn!!
@ Arvind,
Hmmmm..you seem to have a lot of extra knowledge without any practical knowledge. I am trying to gain the knowledge through this blog!
@ Stupid,
**Go ahead screw without screw cap and get screwed.
Very funny!! ROFL!
@ Arjun,
Is there really hoopla and hype about flavored condoms? I never heard anyone talking about them. Only saw them at the store!
@ Arjun,
What "condom ringtone"?
@ Iceman,
What would practicals include? Chewing on a banana flavored condom? (No pun intended).
@ Princess,
Thanks!! Saw it! :)
@ Comfortably Numb,
He has a great sense of humor, hai na?
@ CM,
Hahahah!!! Will try !
@ Ki,
Are you kidding me? Paan flavored condom? WTF!! Who will use that? Its not like women are abnormally fond of paan. What next? Gulab Jamun flavored condom? YUCK!
@ Daydreamer,
So you say that there should not be a blow job without a condom? But you should read dreamcatcher's comment.
@ Stupid,
I do not know about the pollution but gaging from the responses that some "experienced" people have, I think that some people may just die of "condom poisoning" instead!
@ Stupid,
Maybe they will come with up "masala" flavored condoms for those who want to spice up their life.
@ D,
Let us know when you do!
@ Mez,
Did you read some of the answers here? Ankur said that girls don't just like lollipops of one flavor! :o
@ Still thinking,
Haan..better late than never. What is your input?
@ Nitin,
Who is DANE?
@Daydreamer
** ankur..a blow with condom on...fuck why do u need the blow then :O
hehe... bhai, everyone wants to change the taste... ;)
and we are ready to be blown without it, but the job needs protection, isnt!! ;)
and scientifically, it causes AIDS!!
@ Abhishek,
Some people like it bland though...maybe they should stick to the plain ones, uh?
@ Stupid,
Kaun cons?
Who deleted what comment?
@ Joie,
Yaha par bahut saare "non-users" hai who have given splendid answers that make me ROFL! :)
I did answer your question on your blog.
@ Ancient,
Join the bandwagon!
@ Hobo,
That's what I am doing!
@ Ankur,
Stupid ke naam par mat jaao. Its an illusion.
@ Paratrooper,
Somehow I cannot really put the words "angel" and anything related to the deed together in one sentence.
@ Ankur,
Oh no!!!!!!!!!
@ Ghost,
What is? Did you just see an intense chewing gum flavored condom or what?
i guess this oh no is for the dairy's milk's!! ;)
:D
heheh
how u doing??
kaisi hai? its like aajkal only sometimes u can be found... looks like everyone is gettin busier!! :)
@ Ankur,
You guessed it right!! It was for the dairy milk! :o
Haan re..aaj kal time nahi milta zyada to visit blogs or even to respond to the comments on mine. Kaam zyada hai. waqt kam hai. But am trying my best!
no about flavors and condoms that is. there mst be some reason it was invented. intense would be chili flavored.
:)
chalo koi na, sometimes is better than no time!! :)
takes the cares...
and keep working! we keep missing u!! :)
and condom ringtone u asked to one of ppl here... its a ringtone which is recently circulated in India, and talks abt the usage of Condoms, and in country like India where this is a taboo, it has been downloaded by more than a lac of users!! :)
and naam par mat jaooo ... hehe... mai uske baad comments par bhi gaya!! :P
bhool ho gayi bhai... and i m happy not be in any catfight... have to much else to do yaar!! :P
@ Ankur,
Hahah!! Do men also get involved in catfights? I actually found your conversation with Stupid very funny and entertaining!! :)
Haan..catfights se door hi raho. Hum thode hi animals hai?!
@ Ankur,
WOW really? They have a condom ringtone? Is it catchy!!! Cannot imagine it!
@ Ghost,
Who on earth would come up with a chili flavored condom? You never know, though. If they came up with a paan flavored one, they might even come up with a chili chutney or something stupid like that!
arre it was funny and interesting, but smhw i never wanted him to take it personally, but it eventually happens... and u know how i comment on every1's comment here, and its all for fun!! :)
i love this place and dont want to pollute it with personal fights!!! :)
and abt catfights... i never thought it cud happen here, so just sad to c it happen here!!! :(
hope this get over soon, i was here to find peace (on blogsville), and not to come across this!!! :)
chili is to keep people away from blowing on the job. :D
i wud say chutney, paan, gulab jamun, jelebi, etc will b in the same line of durian flavored ones.
i dont know its catchy or not, coz i cant use it in office... but yes, one thing for sure... that the news is in national headlines... and i hope it will help us further to control poulation... hehe!!
@ Ankur,
Thank you soooo much for respecting my space and being aware that you should not write nasty comments for others, especially not here. I don't like it when people turn my blogs into a battleground. Anyway, we can only hope that blogosphere is a respite from our worries in the real world. Sadly, it is not so all the time.
Anyway, I would like this to remain short and SWEET so let's stick to talking about condoms, shall we? :)
hehee.. yes yes.. ;)
condoms plz!!!! :P
hehe!! :D
@Vrij
the story goes like this...
it was my cousin bros suhaagraat, so we actually used nirodh as ballons!! :P
and the first time to take it in the mouth... goshhhhhhhhhh... it has so much of gel or watever on it!! :P
hehe
but the funniest thing which turned out to be... the bed actually broke in the middle of the night... and bhabhi ki chillane ki aawaz!!! :P
hahahahaha
hahaha
seriously aaj bhi hum bhaiya ko chidate hai... ki bhai, itna... control!!!!!!!!!!! :P
hehhee
and u know.. aisa bhi ho sakta hai flavored ka raaj...
ek patni apne pati ko humesha kehti thi, mujhe mahabaleshwar jaana hai, strawberry khani hai...
aur season hi nahi tha!!! :P
toh ek din, pati ko idea soojha...
woh gaya bazaar aur kharid ke laya... bolo toh kya... flavored condoms... strawberry wale!!!
aur patni ko bola... aaj ki raat, mai tum aur strawberry... without mahabaleshwar!! :P
hehehe
i know its silly!! :P
hehehe
@ Ankur,
EEEKSS! He could just have bought her strawberry icecream instead!
yeah i did read some of the responses...bizzare!!
haan.. toh ice cream toh hai hi na!! :P
yeh alag baat hai ki matke wali kulfi hogi!! !:P
hahahaha
waise i m looking at an interesting trend here...
Accessories->Physical->Size->Condoms!!
aakhir majra kya hai sol!!! ;)
:D
and ya.. one more thing... as u said we shld remain it sweet... strawberry is short and sweet!! ;)
:D
hehehe
Oh no Ankur,
You have gone bonkers!!!!
GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blow job
@ Gaurav,
Tubelight.
arre... abhi se bonkers!!! :P
not yet... picture abhi baki hai mere dost!! ;)
:D
hehe
gosh mei abhi bacchi hoon yaar ha ha lol
COLOR CODED :O!!
Dont get racial with condoms!! :P
@ Why I hate condoms:
There are things that you can't rationalize. For example - why would I have an intense longing to bed someone in my relations, someone in a dear friends relation etc. These are socially unacceptable stuff I guess.
Similarly, I would intensely desire to have skin on skin everywhere. But not practically possible.
Monogamy is the sweetest way to avoid condoms!
ha haha.. :)
Thanks for the Honor ma'm
"Sex Therapist".. :)
Agar ghar walon ko pata chal gaya ki Software Engineer ki jagah Sex therapist ban gaya to ghar se bahar nikaal denge!!
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Well...atleast everyone aint worried about flavored condoms. To find, by my intensive research techniques ofcourse!, that it was the women who forced everyone to such an invention.
Lets just be happy its still Latex n Polyurethane, not Sheep Intestine n Turtle shells!!
yeah... i just wrote that...it is not tha a gal is just a angel for performing a fellatio...read it once again..maybe urll get what i mean... if not...then dnt bother..maybe u dnt want to...
well i think u dnt reason well when a certain topic comes up dont u ?? read it again.....if u have time..maybe ull see my meaning rather than accusing me of calling a girl a angel if she gives a bj....
@ Paratrooper,
No fights please. i actually think that YOU got the meaning of my response back to you wrong. There are no "accusations" here.
Let's leave it at that. Keep it short and SWEET.
@ Nitin,
Haha!! What about sheep skin and camel skin?
And that programming stuff...gosh! You sound like a genius.
@ Dreamcatcher,
Haha! how about chhup chhup ke!?
@ Kris,
True! Monogamy is the best! But sometimes, people might need to use condoms when there is a yeast infection or something...
@ Prakhar,
Hahaha!! ok sorry!
@ Priya,
Koi nahi! Answers padh le.
@ ankur,
Horror movie lagta hai!!
aha...they will kick me out of the office ..thinkin i am a playboy or something :(...no thnks i will pas on...lol..:)..
urs..hemu..
haa came back and read as i said i wud... sol yeh totally way too much info waala scenario ho gaya :P
but then better to be educated than ignorant :)
PS: me belongin to the "never been kissed" category, flavored or otherwise, condoms pe research ke din abhi bahutttt duur hain
PPS: the condom ringtone, someone mentioned is available for free download from www.condomcondom.org
for testing!!!!
so u know if it will wrk bfr u really do it....ehiahahah
@Still thinking & Daydreamer
Thanks for the compliments :)
@ankur,
The lady was a health-buff. So she got very cross and the husband had to sleep on the couch that night.
Cos strawberry flavoured rubber does not give vitamins, minerals, good fats etc that strawberry does.
Additionally it might actually give some carcinogens in ppm(who the heck knows what the put in for the flavour) as 'fringe benefits'.
(Heh heh I stated once again. The cat fights are fun. Had good entertainment answering your comments on Sturday morning. Was silently laughing and shaking (as a result) while typing. I had not taken it 'personally'. Just was setting the record straight. Putting in the last word, so to speak ;).
By the way Lions too come under the banner "The Great Cats".
nahi, monogamy doesn't mean no condoms, what if you're trying to avoid pregnancy?!
Well, I haven't even tried the normal ones, so frankly I don't know :)
Imaginations?
That ladies could tell, what flavors they come in, I guess.
@Stupid
the last thing... :P
**By the way Lions too come under the banner "The Great Cats".
still they remain an animal and i m too happy to be.. just a human!!!
with all my senses (nose too!! lol ), offcourse i feel gr8 that god created me tat way!!! ;)
and also there is a famous kahawat... i think a lion shld listen to this...
"sher kabhi munh nahi dhote..."
i hope u remember this... .
and my version is ... "sher kabhi ....(censored)/woh bhi nahi dhote!!!"
ROFL!!
dirty n "animal"... as they are...
over n out!! ;)
Cheers!!!
hey sol do let us know if you want us to shut up this nonsense ;)
meanwhile, ankur lets go on...:P
Sheesh ankur,in the hurry to come up with some taunt, you don't even try to see on whose side I am talking.
Sol called it a girly 'catfight'. I was just trying to clear our name and bring some masculine glory angle to us by calling our fight the fight of Lions. You don't wan't to be called a lion? Fine you are not. Happy?
Actually there were two 'Sher' titles available. But since you don't want one, I'll keep both ("Tum to mere achhe dost ho, par tum toh rasna nahin pi sakte" style)
Sher bhaley hi mooh nahin dhotey, lekin mere jaise "Double sher" (which I became thanks to you you are such a great friend!) mooh dhotey hain. If you don't beleive me, just watch that new "double sher" brand cooking oil ad featuring the two reality talent singing show winner dudes. They as per the ad, are double sher. Plus they are shown eating so much food. I am sure their family members who feature in that ad have taught them to wash their moouth. I am also sure they follow and use their training well, beacuse in the very next scene after the eating seen, they are seen standing in 'dude' postures with totally clean mouths.
And about you custom made 'sher-o-shayari' of yours, well thats the sign of us modern living beings. We use tissue paper, not water ;)
One day you too will evolve.
Over and out (that describes how you got bowled out in the last ball of this Over)
Hey sol, answered your comment on my blog. Could you pls expalin your comment.
I only worte there what 'intuitive thought' I strongly 'felt'.
I would welcome a psychologist's views on that very much.
Hey ankur all this is in fun. Tujhe kuchh bura-bira lag raha hai toh bata dena. Apun sorry bol denga
(which is anagram of genda ;) )
**Can you imagine a condom melting in your mouth?!! Yuck**
LOL,Sol-Obviously,the ad doesn't mean to say'the whole thing melts',only the chocolatey part.hehe...but,I think these thoughts are becoming a bit gross now.The fireplace is a better place to comment on.:)
**How do flavored condoms help?
prolly it's like eating flavored ice-creams. urrrrrrrrrg I'm picturing that now!
Keshi.
look how keshi talks abt the same thing, ice cream, i dont think she knows abt matke ki kulfi!! :P
heheh
Ankur..
**matke ki kulfi
wuts that? Another kinda Indian condom? lol!
Keshi.
hey.. i am new to ur blog.. in fact i am here only because of the title u may say.. catchy though the title seemed the content was flashy (as in it flashed two or three tube lights inside my smoldering brain..)
well.. here is my take on the things..
one day i was shopping in the supermarket and the drug section had a box of condom packets of different brands (and yeah flavours) ready to be picked.. while i was deciding on whether to pick amrutanjan or vicks (cold making the decision process more time consuming).. this girl came in and started hastily seraching the box..(she looked under 16 to me.. and since she dint go for the santoor we can safely assume she is not more than 18 at any cost)
apparnently not finding what she was looking for she shouted to the boy there, 'bhaiyyaaaa.. isme chocolate flavour nahi hai kya?' (translation: boy.. u don't have chocolate flavour with u?)
the entire market seemed to pause for a second.. and seeing the eeekk look on a lady who was standing besides she shot back, 'what!!!' and the lady escaped the scene..
the boy she was shouting to sent a service girl over to her and the girl was as red as an apple..
our heroine seemed to have noticed none of these and continued, 'strawberry bhi nahi hai!!' (not even strawberry flavour!!!').. while our service girl stood there as if even looking in to the box of condoms is some kinda taboo the heroine took her mobile phone and i heard her whispering, 'rohit.. trust me! i am not going to hurt my throat with those dotted condom of urs anymore.. i want flavoured and smooth ones and i cant find it here.. get it from somewhere or forget about sticking ur stick in my throat..'
guess thats the idea behind these flavoured ones..
brilliant question ..!!! ur dis blog is awesum .. I didnt even knw it existed...!!
Imagine this scenario...U hv gt guests ..u have nothing to offer them..the Big bang machine test has blown away everything..except you and yr guests..but guest is a guest is a guest is a guest !!
So u pour some water into the flavoured condoms..deep freeze it..and voila..u have flavoured kulfi to offer yr guests..!!!..
optinally u cd stuff minced meat..in them..and u get flavoured saugages...
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