September 26, 2008

Romeo-Juliet

I changed the post.

Instructions to MEN: Write down a sureshot/cheesy/funny pick up line.

Instructions to WOMEN: Write down a sureshot/goofy/funny rejection line.

Make it interactive, short, and sweet!

129 comments:

ANWESA said...

"Gimme some time to think about it."

Chriz said...
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d gypsy! said...

"NOT INTERESTED"

Vandita said...

"sorry i don't think abt u that way"

Abhinav said...

Why one.. I have lotta experience.. All from girls by the way!

1. I think you are not a complete man... (was talking about my non-raymonds clothes)
2. I know you are a good person, but I already entertain a lot (of kids)!
3. See you are taller than me.. I will not match..
4. See I am much taller than you, you will not match..
5. Please pay attention on your studies.. kaha love shove main pad gaye..!
6. I have half a dozen proposals pending, please dial after some time...
7. yaaawn! huh? you asked me?
8. Mummmmy! this guy is harrassing me...
9. Okay I love you bhaiyya! :P
10. (The original one) See Abhinav, I cannot do what you want me to do.. I mean we will not be able to cooperate.. lets be friends only?
I was like: "whha? I was just saying that I found you cute.. thats it..! Ok behan ji "

Avionic Spanker said...

I am actually a cat .. lemme pencil you in as my partner for my 9th life

Anonymous said...

*look away/ignore* (like phoebe!)

Nirmal said...

" i wont be surprised if tommorow police arrests ur father, coz he made such a BOMB"...

n i t i n said...

"I dont know about you, but then when you ain't there, Something makes me unhappy...and uneasy...
I get restless, now tell me why is that??"

Tuhin said...

Ike blew away my house. Can I live with you for the rest of our lives?

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

My broadband connectivity is pretty bad today..so cannot google ny pick up line..so cant i just pick u up instead...?

Stupidosaur said...

I know you think I am a khajoor. So to let you call me that officially, can I be your date ;)?


(Wrote something like this in diary long back. Recalling from memory)

rayshma said...

guy: hi! i'm xyz. you are...?
girl: not interested.


line by itself:
if you were the last guy alive, i'd HAVE to kill myself.

Pavi!!!! said...

"Mommy's told me not to talk to strangers" !

n in case its a friend who comes up with the pick-up line

"Mommy told me u ain't the kinda friend I should hang out with!I should have listened to her!

Kris Bass said...

'Hey girl, even if I were straight, I wouldn't come on to you!'

Diana said...

I need some time..not sure how much

Solitaire said...

Tuhin: Ike blew away my house. Can I live with you for the rest of our lives?

Girl: OK I love you bhaiya

(Abhinav's idea...don't kill me Tuhin)

Solitaire said...

Chriz: I'll ditch my girlfriend for you.

Diana: Gimme some time to think about it

Solitaire said...

Nirmal: i wont be surprised if tommorow police arrests ur father, coz he made such a BOMB

Girl: Mummmmy! this guy is harrassing me.

(Again abhinav's idea!)

Solitaire said...

Girl: I think you are not a complete man

Avionic spanker: I am actually a cat .. lemme pencil you in as my partner for my 9th life

Haha...abhinav these are great!

Tuhin said...

Abhinav, Solitaire: Did I tell you the mind-boggling stories when a bhaiya became a sainya? ;)

comfortably numb said...

##do u believe in love @ 1st sight or shud I walk by again???

##(drop a cube of ice n crush it)well, now tht I've broken d ice, cud I get to knw u better:D

Ottayan said...

I wanna be your Teddy Bear.

However to be all the best pick up lines are in the song 'I can help'.

(BTW, I have only heard the Elvis Presley version).

Keshi said...

Boy: I think we've met before

Keshi: *roll eyes*

Compassion Unlimitted said...

Actually I was just thinking of you,sweetheart...
TC
CU

Priya Joyce said...

abbe chal phutt yahaan se

Hemanth Potluri said...

u look like sneha ..who is soo sweet and cute :)...:P...


urs..hemu..

mayz said...

boy : thnx
girl : for wat
boy : for saying yes to go out wid me
girl : but i didnt
boy : i know you wouldnt say no!!

SMM said...

"Your #10987654 in the queue. That means your chances of getting a date are close tooooooooo NEVER"

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

"alllo ji sanam hum aa gaye ..aaj fir dil leke"

rantravereflect/ jane said...

sorry, i'm more a victoria secret admirer, more into satin n lace, not muscle n testosterone..
i'm a girl's girl :)

D said...

Did you just have garlic?

Crystal.. said...

"You thought I'll say WHAT?"

AmitL said...

Hi,I'm single.Want to mingle?
--
Other lines which I've read about(Coz I was just preparing a post on them.LOL):
-I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
-Can I read your T shirt in braille
-Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-All those curves! And me with no brakes
- That's a nice shirt-may I talk you out of it??

Cheerio!!

Chriz said...

hi (____) i am supposed to attract you with a pick up line... Are you the kindof girl who falls for pick up lines?

seriously_frivolous said...

Hmmmm how about this...

Aish Rai is not half as pretty as you, let me take you to a movie and I will prove it

Veens said...

Oh..that so really very nice of you...

ohh wait, XXX said the same to me.

Did u guys learn the lines before trying them out?

well it sure doesn't sound any better

:P :)

this is FUN

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

"umm err , ooo how niceeeeee , u know my earlier bf dumped me because of this disease thingy , they say that it doesnt spread even if you kiss . But my last bf was such a coward you know !! he ran off to the hospital , even told me that he had to be treated for the rest of his life ( that liar ! ) am sooooooo happy to find you "

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

oh here's another lame one
" I'm mangalik "

brocasarea said...

"everyone fights for a hole"

Anonymous said...

sure, lets go on a date.
I will bring either my brother, papa or police uncle with me.. :)

-'P'

Stupidosaur said...

Rani Mukherjee unintentionally wins hands down in this department in one of the advertisements that air these days on TV.

First she blabbers a lot about how her mom taught her the benefits of neem for skin. Then about how Margo soap has neem n it.

The scenario happens in the last part of the ad

*Rani speaking* "Jab aap kahenge..." (meaning "when you will say...")

*Focus on a dude who says* "Beautiful....!"*with dazed beauty-slave look in his eyes*

*focus back on Rani* "....mein kahoongi, thank you mama, thank you Margo!" (meaning "I'll say thank you mama, thank you margo!


So

Guy's pickup line: "Beautiful...!" (accompanied by the appropriate worshipping look)

Girl: "Thank you mama, Thank you Margo!" (with Advert-Rani-like distant look in eyes)

After that the only thing guy will think of picking up would be some speed to get away from that female weirdo as early as possible.

Solitaire said...

@ Broca,

What does that mean? Is that a punchline for an ad or something?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Is that a commercial on air these days? Seriously!! What's wrong with these people!?

Solitaire said...

Seriously frivolous: Aish Rai is not half as pretty as you, let me take you to a movie and I will prove it

I'll try 2 be truthful: I am manglik.

Hahahahah! I would like to see the look on seriously frivolous's face!

Solitaire said...

Chriz: i am supposed to attract you with a pick up line... Are you the kindof girl who falls for pick up lines

Veens:
ohh wait, XXX said the same to me.

Did u guys learn the lines before trying them out?

well it sure doesn't sound any better



Pick up line ka popat!!

Solitaire said...

AmitL: Hi,I'm single.Want to mingle?

Anonymous: sure, lets go on a date.
I will bring either my brother, papa or police uncle with me.. :)

What say AmitL?

Solitaire said...

AmitL: I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips

D: did you just have garlic?

Solitaire said...

@ Jane,

I think your response would go well at the end of the conversation that Mayz has concocted. What say?

Solitaire said...

@ Mayz,

Read Jane's response. She is the girl that the boy was talking to in your scenario!

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

Waaah waaaaah! What a sureshot way of being rejected!
Oh wait...was that a pickup line for me.

Solitaire said...

AmitL: That's a nice shirt-may I talk you out of it??

I'll try 2 be truthful: umm err , ooo how niceeeeee , u know my earlier bf dumped me because of this disease thingy , they say that it doesnt spread even if you kiss . But my last bf was such a coward you know !! he ran off to the hospital , even told me that he had to be treated for the rest of his life ( that liar ! ) am sooooooo happy to find you

Solitaire said...

Blue kite: alllo ji sanam hum aa gaye ..aaj fir dil leke

Pavi: Mommy's told me not to talk to strangers

Solitaire said...

Ottayan: I wanna be your Teddy Bear

Girl: I know you are a good person, but I already entertain a lot (of kids

Abhinav's idea!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Abhinav,

Where are you? Tere jawaab ladkiyon ke bahut kaam ayega.

Solitaire said...

Nitin: I dont know about you, but then when you ain't there, Something makes me unhappy...and uneasy...
I get restless, now tell me why is that

Priya: abbe chal phutt yahaan se

Solitaire said...

Blue kite:My broadband connectivity is pretty bad today..so cannot google ny pick up line..so cant i just pick u up instead?

Crystal: You thought I'll say what?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Boy: I think we've met before

Keshi: *roll eyes*

Boy (Kris): Hey girl, even if I were straight, I wouldn't come on to you

Solitaire said...

@ Kris,

You are a boy! You were supposed to come up with a pickup line! Not a rejection line! Hmmph!

Solitaire said...

Boy: I think we've met before

Keshi: *roll eyes*

Boy (Kris): Hey girl, even if I were straight, I wouldn't come on to you

Rayshma: if you were the last guy alive, i'd HAVE to kill myself.

Keshi: Ignores

UTTER CHAOS!

Still thinking said...

I'm on a rebound, don't blame me later that I used you.



P.S: (Sol, will you remember this time that I'm a woman? :))

Vinz aka Vinu said...

Guy - Did you say you are ready to have a date with me (with a wide smile)

Girl - Yes (Happy Ending..)
Girl - No (Guy - ok then you can definitely say now..!!)

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

Blue kite:My broadband connectivity is pretty bad today..so cannot google ny pick up line..so cant i just pick u up instead?

Crystal: You thought I'll say what?

Blue Kite: No if... no what..mai hoo jat..:)
Mere kandhe upar vaith jaa...ludhiyana me to aise hi hota hai Pick Upp.. :)

Blue Kite Dreamz said...

Blue kite: alllo ji sanam hum aa gaye ..aaj fir dil leke

Pavi: Mommy's told me not to talk to strangers

Blue kite : Tere mummy ka mujhse hai pahle ka nata koi...beti kisi ki ayewey hi bhati nahi...

jane tooooo...ya jane naaaaa

:)ha ha

Stupidosaur said...

Guy : Tu cheese badi hai mast mast, tu cheese badi hai mast (Sol, as per the rules, is that line cheesy enough?)

Stupidosaur said...

[wondering if you missed out my first comment about dates and khajoor log. Brackets are in tradition of the 4 word letter (Oops I mean 4 word story) as this is a message not directly contributing to the discussion]

nik said...

"you are so hot, your ass is on fire" ...... i actually used this recently .... with a +ve reaction!

Keshi said...

Boy: I think we've met before

Keshi: *roll eyes*

Boy (Kris): Hey girl, even if I were straight, I wouldn't come on to you

Rayshma: if you were the last guy alive, i'd HAVE to kill myself.

Keshi: Ignores

Keshi to the guy: If u were straight I'd turn les.


Keshi.

maverick said...

generally guys ask out girls for coffee...i tried with lassi couple of times considering the delhi heat :D

Ankur said...

I don't have any pickup, and still waiting to hear one rejection... :D

but the one i hear... "oh.. one more of my crushes!!" ;)

badshah khan said...

hey ..how about a coffee??

Abhinav said...

hee hee hee...
Usually I am on my blog and slowly and slowly you can get my email-id, phone no. and even my address from there. One just needs to delve into it.


Thanks for commenting there :-)

Ria said...

I m sorry do i know u!?

Me Mini Mini Mouse said...

Do you always talk like this.... or is today a special day? ET?

usha said...

guy: I love you.
girl: haha good joke! *laughing her guts out*

DreamCatcher said...

Jaanemun is DIL mein aa ja..;)

How do we know said...

umm... what was that again? (repeated till the gyu just gives up and walks away)

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

excuse me...why are u not looking at me ???

Neeku said...

wait a min... let me try my time tested one...

if he is younger then....
Awwweee, you so like my chota bhai ;)

if he is older... then,
I always wanted a bada bhai... if had one... it would be so much you...

After this... they disappear for good =D

rahul said...

It's written booze not allowed, but your eyes are intoxicating!!!

ki said...

Man: Aati kya khandala? ;)
Girl: Haan chal, mere papa wahaan ke Chief Inspector hain! :)

Line on it's own: Rakhi bandhwaale, ya thappad khale.

But the latest line I got from a passing cyclist that left me speechless: "Choti mein gajra lagaoon, sundari?" :P :P :P

Neeraj Singh said...

Picked that from Love Actully..
* [to Juliet, on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas.

* I'm glad it was helpful. Don't go showing it around too much it needs a bit of tweaking. I've got to head out to lunch...early lunch. You can just show yourself out. [pauses] It's a self preservation thing...you see.

* [walking away from Juliet and Peter's house after his visit] Enough. Enough now.

Stupidosaur said...

Guy: My love for you can only be compared with the universe - infinite and unending!

Girl: Get lost sucker! Universe? yeah right. You are probably just looking for the big bang.

AmitL said...

LOL-Sol,hats off!!Nice answers..pity the guy who tries to use any pickup lines on you!!*mischievous grin*-keep us posted.

APOO said...

Screw me if I am wrong... but haven't we met before?

Keshi said...

Guy: Ur so beautiful!

Keshi: I can make u beautiful too, wanna fix that face first?


Keshi.

Soham Shah said...

You are as cool as cucumber .. What is your telephone number??

Cucumber and Number rhyme well with each other, dont they??

TROJAN SPIRIT said...

You have got beautiful legs. Can I know what time do they open?

Princess Mia said...

can u takle no for an answer ;)

Mansi Trivedi said...

"I've considered you my bhaiya all this while"

Am In Trance said...

Kyon Re ?? Khali Boys Hi Propose Karte Rahenge Aur Gals Hi Reject Karte Rahenge Kya ??

Eee' Bahut NaInsafi Hai... HmpH..!!

:)

Keshi said...

U hv been tagged! Read my current post :)

Keshi.

Shiv... said...

There are no pick up lines.

Just how confident a man can deliver any line.

Keshi said...

Traojan said:

**You have got beautiful legs. Can I know what time do they open?


r ya talking abt 'pickup' lines or 'get-bashed-up' lines?


Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

i think s it was a pick line for u :P..

urs..hemu..

Keshi said...

sorry I meant TROJAN.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu,

Where are you picking me up from?

An online bar?

Solitaire said...

@ Shiv,

Do you think if Trojan delivers that pick up line with utmost confidence, he is still going to go home uninjured?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

LOL at Trojan!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Gosh..I am so behind on all the posts. :(

Hope I can find that tag now.

Solitaire said...

@ Am in Trance,

Haha! All the other guys are doing it willingly!! Why not you?

Solitaire said...

Trojan: You have got beautiful legs. Can I know what time do they open?

Mansi: I have considered you my bhaiya all this while.

Solitaire said...

@ Apoo,

Haha!! That is a win-win situation! Good job!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

Haha!! Keep you posted on what exactly?

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

That is too sweet a rejection!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Hahahahahah!! You should be a movie director/dialogue writer!!

Solitaire said...

@ Neeraj,

Filmy chakkar!!

Solitaire said...

@ KI,

hahahhaha! i would be impressed with that cyclist. He is still thinking about gajra in this age of bob cuts and blonde streaks! Waaah!

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Do they really? How many bade and chhote bhaiyas do you have?

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

Woh line nahi chalegi! I would think you are a crazy narcissist and run away!

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know

But he is also going to think that you are either retarded or deaf!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Dreamcatcher,

:)

Hindi movie ka romeo hai kya?

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

If you are depending on that rhyming factor to fetch you a girl, then it will work well in the English Literature department!

Solitaire said...

@ Usha,

The look on the guy's face will be priceless!!!

Solitaire said...

Rahul: It's written booze not allowed, but your eyes are intoxicating!!!

Mini Mouse: Do you always talk like this.... or is today a special day? ET?

Rahul...hai koi jawab?

Solitaire said...

Badshah: How about a coffee?

Ria: I am sorry. Do I know you?

What next badshah?

Solitaire said...

@ Abhinav,

That was a rhetoric question!

Did you see how all your comments have been used?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

So are you saying that your pick up line has never been rejected or are you saying that you have never used any!?

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick,

Hahaha! And?

Solitaire said...

@ Nik,

Interesting? Had she had some spicy buffalo wild wings recently and farted or something?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Very cheeeeeesy!! Yum!
If someone tried that on me, I will be his instantly!

Solitaire said...

@ Blue kite,

Did you ask Pavi what she thinks about this khichdi that you have cooked?

Solitaire said...

@ Blue kite,

Hahahahhah!! I like what you said back to Crystal!!

Solitaire said...

@ Vinz,

Jhapad padega!

Solitaire said...

@ Still thinking,

Yes madam! ;)

badshah khan said...

you will....a frappacino or a mocha ???

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

"Oh, I'm straight, sorry!"

LOL :D

rahul said...

answer: it's special, coz you are with me :)))( although I wouldn't say this in real life even with a dagger on my throat :P)

Stupidosaur said...

// rahul said...
answer: it's special, coz you are with me :)))( although I wouldn't say this in real life even with a dagger on my throat :P)


Hehe Rahul I completely agree. I too would not say that to someone who is holding a dagger on my throat ;)