September 22, 2008

Four Play

Inspired by Dr. Pri and Stupidosaur, I bring forth a proposition to make a sweet story with short sentences. Here are the rules.

1) Each person can add only FOUR WORDS at one time.
2) You cannot post two consecutive comments.
3) Keep the story flowing. Begin where the person before you ended.
4) Make sure to add the correct punctuation if you are completing someone else's sentence.
5) Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment.
6) Any derogatory remarks/inappropriate statements will be promptly removed and will be replaced with my choice of words.

The final story will be published in WARM FUZZIES when an appropriate ending appears to emerge!

Remember, keep it short and sweet! Let's have some fun!

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Solitaire said...

Once upon a time

carolinagal said...

there was a Shrek [oooopppsss..Shrink. LOL!]

Solitaire said...

@ CG

[Wait till Ankur reads this]

Neeku said...

Who ate Raw Vegetables

Tuhin said...

and farted rainbow colors

(Only 4 words? I think u shud name this post as FOUR PLAY)

APOO said...

and had four wives

Solitaire said...

His first wife was

[Brilliant idea Tuhin!]

Tuhin said...

fond of his neighbor (haha!)

I am said...

but loved the neighbor's pet 'RAT'

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

RAT's a dark stallion

Tuhin said...

born of white parents

Solitaire said...

@ I am

[stick to four words please]

Solitaire said...

who were black albinos.

Tuhin said...

What Shrek didn't know

SMM said...

was that he himself

Solitaire said...

was a horse that

Tuhin said...
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Tuhin said...

didn't have a tail.

I am said...

since they failed

Tuhin said...

[This is fun. Please keep it nonsensically meaningful (or meaningfully nonsensical). And stick to the rules, please - 4 words]

Solitaire said...

@ I am

[Who failed?]

Solitaire said...

Shrek's second wife was

carolinagal said...
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carolinagal said...
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I am said...

Don't publish :) yah this is fun.. the
RATS failed ...

didn't realize when the horse came in between It should have been then

"Since it fell"

carolinagal said...

[Haha! This is definitely fun :P]

carolinagal said...

[continuation of Shrek's second wife was]

named princeOGREss Fiona.

(forgot to add the period the first time0

Hemanth Potluri said...

i am totally confused..

urs..hemu..

Solitaire said...

@ Hemu

[Please put comments not to be used in the story in brackets. What are you confused about?]

Solitaire said...

Continuation from CG.

She was jealous of

carolinagal said...

[Hey guys
PLEASE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS and please put in brackets all your comments that you don't want included in the story.]

carolinagal said...

[cont. from Sol]

Shrek's third wife, CindOGRElla.

Tuhin said...
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Solitaire said...

Cindogrella not only resembled

Tuhin said...
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Tuhin said...

Shrek's big bread basket

carolinagal said...

,she made fun of

Solitaire said...

Shrek's fourth wife Goldiogrella

I am said...

who was a frogness

carolinagal said...
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Tuhin said...
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I am said...

for the bread basket

Hemanth Potluri said...

and had crush for

carolinagal said...

[cont. of I am's 'who was a frogness]
that lusted for Fiona.

I am said...

[this is fun girls lets do this everynight or atleast once a week]

carolinagal said...

[ughhhhh everyone is typing at the same time it seems....Sneha, please start a new sentence]

Hemanth Potluri said...

[now that confuses me a lot...they r commenting and delting :(...]

carolinagal said...

@ I am
[yes i agree, this is awesome!]

Tuhin said...

(Haha! People are too cooperative! I am deleting my comments to make it more sensible, but they r deleting theirs too! Parallel posts and parallel deletes!!)

Solitaire said...

Shrek's fourth wife Goldiogrella
Who was a frogness
lusted for Fiona

carolinagal said...

[hemanth, i have been deleting my comments, because as soon as i publish my comment, i realize that someone else published theirs first, and that breaks the story. So I delete my comment if I realize that it is not flowing with the previous person's 4 words. Sorry for confusing you]

Solitaire said...

However, Fiona was heartless

carolinagal said...

[this is hilarious!!]

carolinagal said...

to the fact that

Tuhin said...

she had no heart.

Solitaire said...

The frogness only wanted

Hemanth Potluri said...

to be with shrek

carolinagal said...

But Cindogrella wanted otherwise.

I am said...
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Solitaire said...

[1. No name
2. Fiona
3. Cindogrella
4. Frogness]

I am said...

mating no dating

Solitaire said...

Cindogrella decided to kiss

carolinagal said...

@Solitaire
[HUH?]

I am said...

Frogness

Ghost Particle said...

[i am lost :( ]

carolinagal said...

[cont. from Cindogrella decided to kiss]

Shrek one last time

I am said...

when Shrek screamed 'Nahiiiiiiiiiii'

carolinagal said...

,which made Cindogrella realize

Solitaire said...

@ CG

[That was for my reference..those names]

Solitaire said...

that Shrek was more

carolinagal said...

@Sol
[Oh ok. You forgot Goldiogrella]

carolinagal said...

in love with Goldiogrella.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

[Read the rules and start reading the four word sentences outside of brackets..they all form a story..and join the bandwagon!]

Ghost Particle said...

than a 10feet ogre

Ghost Particle said...

[damn i lost the flow....its going too fast. ill join later... :p]

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost

[Did you mean THEN a 10 feet ogre]

Solitaire said...

Continued from

Then a 10 feet ogre

Arrived at the scene

carolinagal said...

and claimed his love

D said...

than just ugly.

SMM said...

This made Pagli upset.

carolinagal said...

[ok..how does 'than just ugly' flow with 'and claimed his love]?

Tuhin said...

(Solitaire, you have opened a can of worms! Good luck! Eager to see what becomes of it!)

Solitaire said...

The ogre's wife Pagli

carolinagal said...

who was the first

Solitaire said...

one to kiss a

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin

[Are you running away from the situation AGAIN?]

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carolinagal said...

rat next door.

Solitaire said...

When Shrek saw Pagli

carolinagal said...

he went berserk!!

Solitaire said...

Pagli looked very horse-like

carolinagal said...

[I guess we are the only ones playing Sol]

carolinagal said...

which made Shrek laugh

Vinz aka Vinu said...

and that is when

Solitaire said...

PAgli started neighing loudly

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

little prince charming arrived!

Vinz aka Vinu said...
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Vinz aka Vinu said...

with a bunch of

Solitaire said...

cheese garlic bread sticks

Cess said...

Then Shrek starts to

[men, i can t wait to see the story on ur blog, good luck for that ;D]

Vinz aka Vinu said...

think about the music

Harsh Salot... said...

THAT BLOWS EVERYONES MIND...

(harshsalot.blogspot.com)

Solitaire said...

but only heard howling

SMM said...

of someone called Himesh

Solitaire said...

@ SMM,

[hahahhahaah!]

carolinagal said...

That's when Shrek realized

I am said...

Fiona is best east or west

I am said...

[opps it had 5 words, !! delete it if you guys want to]

SMM said...

and called up CNN-IBC

I am said...

to announce

SMM said...

that he had tattooed "Fiona"

I am said...

on his left cheek

Chriz said...

of his ugly butt

Soham Shah said...
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Soham Shah said...

and he was eating

I am said...

while reading Solitaire's thesis

I am said...

[He he he...this is going mad now..enjoy reading your story tomorrow morning :)]

SMM said...

which was pretty bulky

Ghost Particle said...

but made him think

Pavi!!!! said...

[So much fun u all had until the wee hrs of the morning!..now my turn to contribute]

while reading solitaire's thesis
Which was quite bulky

and so fell asleep.

Solitaire said...

Meanwhile, Fiona tattooed a

Ankur said...

@Sol & CG

P.S. hahaha....
i really didnt see it whole day and what I see now... my name appearing on the top!!
hehehe

U gals made my day!!! ;)
:D

Ankur said...

@Sol

P.S. It will take me time to read the whole to participate, so i will be some 150+ comments late i guess!! :P

Pavi!!!! said...

special something for Shrek

Trinaa said...

which said in hebrew ..."Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?"

(muhahahaha...sneha u r a genius!)

Pri said...

but they had decided,

(this idea sure looks familiar....lol!!is this the 'anu malik' kinda inspiration u once urself hated??)

Solitaire said...

@ Pri,

[Its not Anu Malik-like if credit is given to the originator!]

Solitaire said...

@ ankur

[But you can read the rules and put your comments in brackets at least!]

Solitaire said...

@ Trinaa,

[Thanks!!! FOUR words only please. Otherwise its not a FOUR PLAY!!]

Solitaire said...

When Shrek saw this

Ankur said...

@Sol
P.S. I never did anything against the rules, i never posted a comment.... Its a P.S.
Hope u realize now!! :P
Or m i expected to put spaces in brackets!!! hehe
and plzzz kissi aur ka gussa mere par nahi!! :D

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

[The rules say

"Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment"

PS or not...brackets mein patak do!]

[Vaise kisi aur ka gussa toh hai hi nahi..gussa hi nahi hai! I know kaun kitne paani mein hai!]

Ankur said...

@Sol
[P.S. is never a message re!! :D

** I know kaun kitne paani mein hai!

Now ye kahan se aaya!! lolzz
i never intended anything of this sort... so even by mistake... Sorry!! :) ]

carolinagal said...

@ Ankur
[Haha! I knew you would find it funny :)]

carolinagal said...

[**kaun kitne paani mein hai** What does that mean? I know the literal meaning, but what does it mean when you say that to someone?]

carolinagal said...

[cont from 'When Shrek saw this]

he thought of Cindogrella

Ankur said...

@CG

[heheh.... it really made me laugh so so much!! :D
thanks! :)

and "kaun kitne pani mai hai" is a satire!!! ]

carolinagal said...

[@ankur
yeah, i figured it was a satire. But what does it MEAN?]

Pavi!!!! said...

@sol n CG
[Whats the "this" in "when shrek saw this" ]

who played mind games

Ankur said...

with all her admirers!!! [contd...]

Ankur said...

@CG
[its very difficult to express it, but will give it a try!!

She wanna say that she knows the truth abt everyone, who is what and what they are tryin to show kinds...
means she knows everyone inside out types!!! ]

Ankur said...

@Sol

[and i know it all started with me on the short n sweet version!!!
Do you want me to kneel down and say sorry to u now!! :D
]

carolinagal said...

[@ankur
Hmm. Thanks.]

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

[I think it is the tattoo?]

Solitaire said...

And then Shrek farted

carolinagal said...

all the rainbow colors

Soham Shah said...

and bad odor in air

I am said...

[ the story is rewinding]

and made butterflies

Solitaire said...

RAT ran out to

I am said...

kiss the butterfly

Pavi!!!! said...

Shrek figured that unless

Solitaire said...

he stopped farting loudly

Stupidosaur said...

[Heck, I cant read so many comments. Sol I think someone should collect the 'Story so far..' ever 50 comments or so. Might put things in perspective, or rather out of perspective, considering how things are progressing ;)]

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

[Good idea. Will that someone be you?]

Pavi!!!! said...

and creating ripples in

Solitaire said...

the air, RAT would

Stupidosaur said...

wait till Donkey showed

Solitaire said...

Meanwhile, all the four

Darshini said...

wives and Shrek

Pavi!!!! said...

planned to throw a party

carolinagal said...

[why does everyone keep forgetting that its FOUR words only!!?]

carolinagal said...

and a farting competition

Pavi!!!! said...
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Pavi!!!! said...

and make some money!

[@CG sorry abt the 5 words.I saw the 3 words comment above mine and thought 5 wouldn't hurt.Anywez deleted it]

carolinagal said...

[No worries Pavi. You weren't the only one.]

Still thinking said...

at far away castle.



(It took me so long to read it and I'm still lost, but had to contribute babes - what if the story appeared on a broadsheet someday! :))

Still thinking said...

(gosh I got late w/ the comment after the party)

Stupidosaur said...

reached using fart jetpacks

Stupidosaur said...

[@still thinking

...and make some money at the far away castle... makes sense without the !]

Still thinking said...
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carolinagal said...
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carolinagal said...

[at far away castle reached using fart jetpacks and the menu read]
[somebody please make some sense out of this before continuing]

Soham Shah said...

that he is dieing

Still thinking said...

(oh it was the '!'. U r right CG - I can delete my comment)

Stupidosaur said...

@CG trying to make sense:

[Meanwhile, all the four wives and Shrek planned to throw a party and a farting competition
and make some money!
at far away castle.
reached using fart jetpacks.

With little alteration of punctuations:

Meanwhile, all the four wives and Shrek planned to throw a party and a farting competition
and make some money at far away castle reached using fart jetpacks!

So Shrek and family want to organise make some money through a farting competition (maybe the 'farticipants' are charged entry fees). They want to organise it at a castle which is only accessible by way of flying there using fart jetpacks. So the criteria to qualify (elimination round) for the contest is whether the participant can reach the venue successfully of not)

Stupidosaur said...

I guess since earlier we overlooked when some ppl missed punxctuations, now we can overlook some extra punctuations]

[hehe my earlier comment had opening [ but not closing ] so this one has the closing one to continue and end the previous]

Nirmal said...

a beautiful doctor appears

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

[!!!!]

[Can someone tell me what the last two meaningful sentences are so that we can continue..]

Solitaire said...

With a smelly stethoscope

Stupidosaur said...

for pre-fart-flight farticipants checkup

Solitaire said...

But Fiona got upset

Pavi!!!! said...

that her medical skills

Still thinking said...

(lol! sorry, I cudn't help it - farticipants! :D)

Still thinking said...

couldn't decipher the odour

carolinagal said...

because it was mixed

carolinagal said...

[@Solitaire
I commented back on your 'Monday' post. Please clarify if u get a chance. BTW, did u see my response to the NY comment in the 'hurricane' post? :P ]

Nirmal said...

with emotions and trauma...

(hows tat possible..hehehehe)

Trinaa said...

(ohhhhhhhh...shit! got a lil carried away..chooowrie!)

Mamta said...

which caused hunger pangs

I am said...
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Ghost Particle said...

and all she wanted

Ghost Particle said...
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I am said...

In Dr.Clinton's Life!

Ghost Particle said...

[wait..was that two consecutive comments?!]

Ghost Particle said...

is some durian shake

ki said...

and chicken tikka masala

Solitaire said...

Shrek got upset because

Tuhin said...

[Everyone sems to be upset - Pagli, Fiona, Shrek. I am upset too. Is it going somewhere yet?]

carolinagal said...

he couldn't eat any

Ghost Particle said...

coz durians have thorns?

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