May 22, 2008

Apple

This weekend's question comes from Ceedy (the one who gave splendid comments/hints in our pulling and praying question two posts below).

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
What happens if we marry a doctor?

157 comments:

I am said...

u remarry again and again :)

Neeku said...

I used to say this to someone...

An Apple a day
Keeps the doctor away...
But if the doctor is cute ;)
Keep the apple away !

Keshi said...

u guys crack me up!



****"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
What happens if we marry a doctor?



Make him my daily apple and 'eat' him every day?

LOL!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Eat an apple only when you have the urge to feign a headache. ;)

Nirmal's Blog said...

ha ha ......then apple will act as PARTNER REPLLENT....lol....

and single doctor here???? (gal)...lol

P said...

Eat the apple whenever you want some 'alone-time'

@Solitaire: I promise I thought of this before reading your comment. It's funny how often you think exactly what I have been thinking!

Swati said...

Abandon the Apple then :D

Keshi said...

another thought..

does he HAVE to be a doc when he's at home? LOL!

Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

@keshi....

once a doc always a doc...

its like saying
SHES MY WIFE AT HOME, AND OUTSIDE SHES JUST ANOTHER LADY FOR ME.

Pri said...

then u gotta live with her as the 'apple' (of your eye)!! ;)

Keshi said...

**once a doc always a doc...
its like saying
SHES MY WIFE AT HOME, AND OUTSIDE SHES JUST ANOTHER LADY FOR ME.


lol Nirmal arent u contradicting the 1st statement by the 2nd one then?


Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

@lol keshi...
1st statement is the truth...

2ns statement represents ur statemnet "doc outside, hubby inside"..lol..

Keshi said...

k gotcha Nirmal. :)

I dun wanna marry a doc..cos I dun want him to go on night-duty. no no no!

Keshi.

Preeti said...

I dont belive in sentence 1, so no worries :D

gunj said...

stop eatin apples if hez hawt!
eat more if hez nawt!

brocasarea said...

hmmm...its a failure case just like ocp [oral contraceptive pills]!!!::D

g-man said...

well, you can pretty much sleep with anyone you want to without worrying, can't ya?

Deepti said...

Ditto solitaire ... when he gets boring ... load the house with apples :D

Rakesh said...

saari jindgi maja kiye hi..ab pachtao..:D

humbl devil said...

share the apple wid ur doc...
you can have ur doc and eat it too...
:D

Pavi!!!! said...

Give the doc an apple everyday n see if (s)hes able to keep away from him/her-self!

Alok said...

I prefer IBM anyways.

ceedy said...

@iam

so marry - eat an apple - doc goes away and remarry again is your mantra - you will be basically living you life in an divorce attorneys office I guess....

ceedy said...

@neeku

but what if the doctor also like the apple - ema apple no su wakh che?

ceedy said...

@keshi

u guys crack me up!

I was not aware you are a walnut? or are we like an gone bad body lotion....

Make him my daily apple and 'eat' him every day?
Interesting - will it be with the "peel" or without :)

ceedy said...

@solitaire

I hope you are aware that doctors are known to Check, Feel, Examine, Diagnose and Prescribe a Probe to make you feel better....

with this treatment - I guess you might want to feign a perpetual headache....

ceedy said...

@nirmal

you dont need apples for that...all you do is not change, or take a shower for a day.....

dont blame the apple for not getting what you want....

ceedy said...

@pri

nah I dont think so....till Steve Jobs is alive many will prefer to cajole the E-apples...they are not high maintenence....plus these Apples are for all the senses...and can be reset at a push of a button :)

ceedy said...

@p

I hope it not often that you want the "alone time" cause I hear there are cute nurses and doctors and interns around....

you this with caution or else you will end up eating only apples :)

ceedy said...

@keshi

thats on you dear...people have all kinds of fetishes....

ceedy said...

@swati

you sound like Nari Mukti Andolan Karyakarta....the apples will not be a happy lot!

ceedy said...

@keshi and nirmal

please enlighten me when you figure out....please :)

ceedy said...

@preeti

what is it that you beleive in then?...so we can worry :)

ceedy said...

@gunj

well wont you decide whether he is garam ya thanda before the marriage?

ceedy said...

@brocasarea

this is your are of speciality....do you think you can compete with the apple

ceedy said...

@g-man

sleep with anyone?

how is it related to apples and doctors and marriage....

KP! said...

thats an easy one....

I can sacrifice apple(not fruit fan) for doc...:).

I am glad ceedy u didnt ask

"beer a day keeps doctor away"

this would have been tough one!!!

ceedy said...

@deepti

it means that when he gets boring you will feel "constipated" - so you will have more apples....that will make you get loose motions and then again spark your doctors attention towards you...

this could work

ceedy said...

@rakesh

kya apple khake ke shadi karke...

pachtava kis baat ka hona chayeye?

ceedy said...

@humble devil

I do like what you said...but historically grapes are used for that....the apples are too big to handle...you know what I mean

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!

again a consultant type solution which is basically a BETA testing idea....

kam karega to I dont have to worry...and nahi kiya to system mai kuch kharabi hai....we have to look into it....

ceedy said...

@alok

dude you must be RICH...this is about an Apple a day and the cheapest one is around 1000 USD....so you mean to say you buy a PC a day...so the doc will stick to you....well with all the PC's in your house she will have no choice but to be stuck to you...with lack of space

Ghost Particle said...

then the doctor will be away and you can have an affair.

Am In Trance said...
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Ria said...

Well i guess then i'll get to hav lesser apples!! To think of it i love apples i dunno hw will i survive!! :(

Tuhin said...

For me, an apple a day keeps Windows away!

And if you marry a doctor, you can quit your job!

Hiren said...

arey yaar itna tension kaiko ??? eating an apple everyday keeps the doctor away .... toh theek hai naa apple har alternate day khaaane kaaa ... simple :-) waise bhi apples mehenge hai re babaa :-)...

btw this has got me thinking about another question .... what happens if the person eating apple everday is a doctor??? Then who keeps whom away ??? :s ...

uuufff guess i need an apple :).... cya :)

humbl devil said...

@ceedy

hehehe
spot on...

Solitaire said...

@ I am

Why would someone marry a doctor over and over again?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

I am appalled at your comment! :p

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

WOW! Nice thought. I think I will make a matrimonial ad asking for doctors!

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

You want to be with your spouse every alternate day? Baaki ke din kya?

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Choose between the two..

you like your doctor spouse more or apples more?

Solitaire said...

@ Am in trance,

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Hiren said...

uh huh ... the phrase says that the doctor is kept away when you eat an apple everyday ... so its not like the doctor stays away the day you eat apple .... so eat an apple every alternate day :)

Sunshine said...

Saves the cosy of apples in the budget coz he would be there to cure-it-all :)
OMG, I have been away for so long, that I missed so much action in the previous posts on SnS!! Will be back more oftener!

Neeku said...

@ Am In trance: Thats one hellava digusting poem :(

Sorry please don't get offended... but EWWEEWWEEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWEWE !

Anvita said...

i'd have an apple if i wanted to keep him away

Tuhin said...

For me or for urself??

Ghost Particle said...

:P

ceedy said...

@ghost

glad to know you like the forbidden fruit...

ceedy said...

@am in trance

with that poem I am glad you really know yourself well...you really are in some sort of a trance....

ceedy said...

@kp

so if its beer you might rethink?

ceedy said...

@ria

you are in a bit of a problem...I guess

ceedy said...

@tuhin

true.....

ceedy said...

@hiren

both your comments....

mehenga hai to alternted din bhi kyu khaneka?

for this query
*what happens if the person eating apple everday is a doctor???*

read pavi's comment and my response to her.

ceedy said...

@sunshine

I just hope he is not a die hard professional doctor and starts charging you for his know-it-all...in that case apples will be a better option

ceedy said...

@anvita

i think it about choosing between your health and hubby....

it clearly states the apple has to be consumed "daily" or else it might just not work....

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

I used to say that too but in grade school! :p

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Eat him everyday!!?

Naughty naughty!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Uff!

Solitaire said...

@ P,

Great minds think alike!

Solitaire said...

@ Swati,

Good idea!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Maybe he will..did you read Ceedy's response to me?

Solitaire said...

@ Pri,

Waah waah!! What if two doctors marry each other?

Solitaire said...

@ Preeti,

Why not? Tried it?

Solitaire said...

@ Gunj,

What if you eat more and the hot ones who wanted to approach you run away? :(

Solitaire said...

@ Broca,

EH?

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

EH???????????????????????????

Solitaire said...

@ Deepti,

I always worry that I might find another doctor interesting and he might also run away if I use this technique!

Solitaire said...

@ Rakesh,

Kisne bhai?

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

Good one!!!!!!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Arey this is a good idea for a psychological experiment!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Oh!

Solitaire said...

@ Kp,

How about some cricket a day keeps the doctor away? Then what?

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

*dreamy eyed*

I want to marry a doctor now!!

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

Me of course!! You want me to make one for you too??????

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Aaaaah! I get you!

Tuhin said...

Yes! and SIDEYS don't count (:-P). Only a real doc, please.

Keshi said...

**Make him my daily apple and 'eat' him every day?
Interesting - will it be with the "peel" or without :)


oii Ceedy! ;-)

ya know I like 'peeling' it while I'm 'eating' it. I mean the apple. LOL!



*fetishes

r a many including Apple cider.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

Me not talking to you.

Solitaire said...

@ Sunshine,

Ya!! I missed you! Where were you?
Come back soon!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

@ceedy,,
****all you do is not change, or take a shower for a day.....***

this will act as SOCIETY REPLLENT...lol....

@keshi..
nite duty.....lol

Macadamia The Nut said...

Hmmm, why you can keep the apple for when you fight of course
:D
Please excuse, my Duh-day! lol!

Alok said...

Ceedy,

Heheh what with new hardware advancements everyday, it has become a necessity. :P

Anyways, I recycle. :D

g-man said...

ah, you can eat an apple whenever you get bored :D that way you can un-bore yourself on that day :P

Ria said...

I think i wud go for apples!!coz docs can b very boring at times! :P

Ankur said...

Then u rephrase

An apple a day... with the doctor in bay :D :D

heheh ;)

Keshi said...

yeah Nirmal he better be doing his 'nite-DUTY' at home. LOL!

Keshi.

Am In Trance said...

To All:
That Poem Is By Nancy
(If U Luk Below The Poem...)

Jst thought to mention....

I too went EwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwW !!!
K...

AmitL said...

He keeps the apples away,coz he has enough free antibiotic samples around him.

Ghost Particle said...

who would wanna marry a doctor in the first place? you want your room to smell like a dispenser all day? :D

ceedy said...

@keshi

I really want you to elaborate on Apple Cider ;)

ceedy said...

@macademia

its about "apple a day"...so you want to fight everyday....

ceedy said...

@g-man

your last comment means that you will have a need based relationship....use only if you want to be un-bored?

ceedy said...

@ria

hahah - well that was honest....I like it

ceedy said...

@ankur

you want to change century old tradition by changing the statement.....

apple farmers will be up in arms against you...

ceedy said...

@am in trance

ok....

ceedy said...

@amitL

is "antibiotic samples" supposed to indicate something....my mind is thinking in all directions...

ceedy said...

@ghost

hehe - but you do have choices of different doctors that do not necessarily have a dispensary

Ghost Particle said...

ceedy...i tink the best is NOT to get psychiatrist, and surgeons. one will know if u screw around, another wont tell she knows, ull b dead by then. :D

Stupidosaur said...

An apple a day keeps doctor away?
No problem eat two!

I wonder if Adam was a doctor? (I am not talking about Patch Adams)
Was that why Eve was asked not to have apples from the tree? After all the future of all humanity was at stake!

Also wonder what's with the term 'Adam's apple'

Keshi said...

**I really want you to elaborate on Apple Cider ;)

sure Ceedy.

Its murky in color, semi-liquid in texture, delicious in taste, strong on the tongue and healthy for ur body. LOL happy?

Keshi.

g-man said...

naw, i mean when you get bored, you can have certain dalliances to get you unbored, and the apple can be the easiest way to get there

Satish Bolla said...

bhai, US mein apples costly hain kya? aisaa doubts aa raha hain tujhe?

ceedy said...

@ghost

:)....

ceedy said...

@stupidosaur

really dont know about adam being a doc....have a call made to the writers of bible....will let you know ok...

and adams apple here goes

Origin of the term: It is usually said that Adam's apple takes its name from the biblical story about Adam, Eve. the serpent and the apple. A piece of the forbidden fruit stuck in Adam's throat and created the anatomic Adam's apple. So the story goes.

ceedy said...

@keshi

I hope you drink a lot of Apple cider - for your good health ;)

ceedy said...

@satish

that comment made my day...I am laughing since I read it...:)

and now as a gift - whenever you come to US
main aapka swagat pan parag se nahi, fulon he haar se nahi par ek tokri apple se karoonga...

ceedy said...

@g-man

how will the apple help? still dont get it....

but you seem to be sure - so best of luck

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy

I know what G-Man means. I think what he is trying to say is when you get bored of your doctor spouse, all you have to do is eat an apple. The doctor spouse will leave, and you can invite other people over to have fun!

Right G-Man?

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Health care is expensive here. I think its better to marry a doctor and throw the apple away than taking a risk and eating apples to keep them away.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost Particle,

What do you think about psychologists?

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

You know I also had that notion while growing up!! That the doctor will come home stinking of medicines. But considering how expensive health care is in the US, I am willing to put up with that and marry a doctor!

Solitaire said...

@ AmitL,

Hehehe!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi and Ceedy,

Am I supposed to be thinking something gross with apple cider?

ceedy said...

@solitaire and g-man

duh-me...

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Oh oh! Did we just put ideas into your head?

Satish Bolla said...

@ceedy
is it so funny? anyways, i'll never intimate that am coming to US if u welcome me as u said.... :( am eating so much apples these days that i started hating them for the first time in my life.

@solitaire
do u mean to put my life at stake jus because health care is expensive? jus kidding re

g-man said...

@ solitaire: yay! you got it right!!!

Rakesh said...

ceedy-kuch bhi choose kar sakte ho yaar..depends upon u.
Solitaire-jis jisne jindigi bhar apple khaya..samjhe bhai

Ghost Particle said...

//@ Ghost Particle,

What do you think about psychologists?//

and one day she wakes up and says 'I know you hate me!' thats tragic. :(... mind readers :D

Keshi said...

o cmon Sol ur over 18 arent ya! LOL!

Keshi.

Anjuli said...

awesome!

and awesome square @ Keshi's comment!

ceedy said...

@ Keshi and Solitaire,

*Am I supposed to be thinking something gross with apple cider?*

and

*o cmon Sol ur over 18 arent ya! LOL!*

Dunno maybe Sol prefers Banana MilkShake!

ceedy said...

@solitaire

*Oh oh! Did we just put ideas into your head?*

yeah a little bit of oil for this rusty brain

and BTW are you emulating a phase "lunar" eclipse with this profile pic.

ceedy said...

@satish

*is it so funny?*

Atleast for me - as you provided a complete fresh chain of thought which for me has many connotations...

ceedy said...

@rakesh

*kuch bhi choose kar sakte ho yaar..depends upon u*

I will only if you tell me how much money am I going to win if the answer is correct!

ceedy said...

@anjuli

hehehe

awesome square - you should patent this and market it - maybe some place is Bombay could be called that and compete with Times Square or trafalgar Square...

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi and Ceedy,

The last I knew I was 16. So please no adult talks!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Banana milkshake!? EWWW!
Ok..now this is going beyond sane limits.

Solitaire said...

@ Rakesh,

Bhai maine toh nahi khaaye!

ceedy said...

@solitaire

ok...peace...no more

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Don't know about lunar eclipse...but am definitely going to turn lunatic reading yours and Keshi's comments!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Awww...Don't worry, I will never hate you as long as you continue doing what you are!

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

I would call it being caught between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Keshi said...

**Dunno maybe Sol prefers Banana MilkShake!

LOL Ceedy, I think Sol likes that yes!


Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

yepp being a ghost :D

Satish Bolla said...

@ceedy
am flattered

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
now, u tell me who's da devil n who's the deep blue sea(not the movie with a lot of sharks)

Ghost Particle said...

ghost still warm coz of sols reply. ghost dreamin of sol now... :))))

Solitaire said...

@ ghost,

Awww!! come lets smell durian together.

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

the doctor is the devil who will inject you with funny things...

the apples are the deep blue sea..only that they are red!

Ghost Particle said...

LOL...they would make a weird asian love story out of this...

ishqia said...

when u want to keep him away eat an apple..hehehe

Vandita said...

then sadly the apple won't work ;)

rantravereflect said...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
now i know what rage it caused.. if ya marry a doctor, well, it jus means ya 're gonna have an active sex life with all ya extra- marital partners;);)