so marry - eat an apple - doc goes away and remarry again is your mantra - you will be basically living you life in an divorce attorneys office I guess....
nah I dont think so....till Steve Jobs is alive many will prefer to cajole the E-apples...they are not high maintenence....plus these Apples are for all the senses...and can be reset at a push of a button :)
it means that when he gets boring you will feel "constipated" - so you will have more apples....that will make you get loose motions and then again spark your doctors attention towards you...
dude you must be RICH...this is about an Apple a day and the cheapest one is around 1000 USD....so you mean to say you buy a PC a day...so the doc will stick to you....well with all the PC's in your house she will have no choice but to be stuck to you...with lack of space
arey yaar itna tension kaiko ??? eating an apple everyday keeps the doctor away .... toh theek hai naa apple har alternate day khaaane kaaa ... simple :-) waise bhi apples mehenge hai re babaa :-)...
btw this has got me thinking about another question .... what happens if the person eating apple everday is a doctor??? Then who keeps whom away ??? :s ...
uh huh ... the phrase says that the doctor is kept away when you eat an apple everyday ... so its not like the doctor stays away the day you eat apple .... so eat an apple every alternate day :)
Saves the cosy of apples in the budget coz he would be there to cure-it-all :) OMG, I have been away for so long, that I missed so much action in the previous posts on SnS!! Will be back more oftener!
An apple a day keeps doctor away? No problem eat two!
I wonder if Adam was a doctor? (I am not talking about Patch Adams) Was that why Eve was asked not to have apples from the tree? After all the future of all humanity was at stake!
really dont know about adam being a doc....have a call made to the writers of bible....will let you know ok...
and adams apple here goes
Origin of the term: It is usually said that Adam's apple takes its name from the biblical story about Adam, Eve. the serpent and the apple. A piece of the forbidden fruit stuck in Adam's throat and created the anatomic Adam's apple. So the story goes.
I know what G-Man means. I think what he is trying to say is when you get bored of your doctor spouse, all you have to do is eat an apple. The doctor spouse will leave, and you can invite other people over to have fun!
You know I also had that notion while growing up!! That the doctor will come home stinking of medicines. But considering how expensive health care is in the US, I am willing to put up with that and marry a doctor!
@ceedy is it so funny? anyways, i'll never intimate that am coming to US if u welcome me as u said.... :( am eating so much apples these days that i started hating them for the first time in my life.
@solitaire do u mean to put my life at stake jus because health care is expensive? jus kidding re
awesome square - you should patent this and market it - maybe some place is Bombay could be called that and compete with Times Square or trafalgar Square...
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) now i know what rage it caused.. if ya marry a doctor, well, it jus means ya 're gonna have an active sex life with all ya extra- marital partners;);)
156 comments:
u remarry again and again :)
I used to say this to someone...
An Apple a day
Keeps the doctor away...
But if the doctor is cute ;)
Keep the apple away !
u guys crack me up!
****"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
What happens if we marry a doctor?
Make him my daily apple and 'eat' him every day?
LOL!
Keshi.
Eat an apple only when you have the urge to feign a headache. ;)
ha ha ......then apple will act as PARTNER REPLLENT....lol....
and single doctor here???? (gal)...lol
Eat the apple whenever you want some 'alone-time'
@Solitaire: I promise I thought of this before reading your comment. It's funny how often you think exactly what I have been thinking!
Abandon the Apple then :D
another thought..
does he HAVE to be a doc when he's at home? LOL!
Keshi.
@keshi....
once a doc always a doc...
its like saying
SHES MY WIFE AT HOME, AND OUTSIDE SHES JUST ANOTHER LADY FOR ME.
then u gotta live with her as the 'apple' (of your eye)!! ;)
**once a doc always a doc...
its like saying
SHES MY WIFE AT HOME, AND OUTSIDE SHES JUST ANOTHER LADY FOR ME.
lol Nirmal arent u contradicting the 1st statement by the 2nd one then?
Keshi.
@lol keshi...
1st statement is the truth...
2ns statement represents ur statemnet "doc outside, hubby inside"..lol..
k gotcha Nirmal. :)
I dun wanna marry a doc..cos I dun want him to go on night-duty. no no no!
Keshi.
I dont belive in sentence 1, so no worries :D
stop eatin apples if hez hawt!
eat more if hez nawt!
hmmm...its a failure case just like ocp [oral contraceptive pills]!!!::D
well, you can pretty much sleep with anyone you want to without worrying, can't ya?
Ditto solitaire ... when he gets boring ... load the house with apples :D
saari jindgi maja kiye hi..ab pachtao..:D
share the apple wid ur doc...
you can have ur doc and eat it too...
:D
Give the doc an apple everyday n see if (s)hes able to keep away from him/her-self!
I prefer IBM anyways.
@iam
so marry - eat an apple - doc goes away and remarry again is your mantra - you will be basically living you life in an divorce attorneys office I guess....
@neeku
but what if the doctor also like the apple - ema apple no su wakh che?
@keshi
u guys crack me up!
I was not aware you are a walnut? or are we like an gone bad body lotion....
Make him my daily apple and 'eat' him every day?
Interesting - will it be with the "peel" or without :)
@solitaire
I hope you are aware that doctors are known to Check, Feel, Examine, Diagnose and Prescribe a Probe to make you feel better....
with this treatment - I guess you might want to feign a perpetual headache....
@nirmal
you dont need apples for that...all you do is not change, or take a shower for a day.....
dont blame the apple for not getting what you want....
@pri
nah I dont think so....till Steve Jobs is alive many will prefer to cajole the E-apples...they are not high maintenence....plus these Apples are for all the senses...and can be reset at a push of a button :)
@p
I hope it not often that you want the "alone time" cause I hear there are cute nurses and doctors and interns around....
you this with caution or else you will end up eating only apples :)
@keshi
thats on you dear...people have all kinds of fetishes....
@swati
you sound like Nari Mukti Andolan Karyakarta....the apples will not be a happy lot!
@keshi and nirmal
please enlighten me when you figure out....please :)
@preeti
what is it that you beleive in then?...so we can worry :)
@gunj
well wont you decide whether he is garam ya thanda before the marriage?
@brocasarea
this is your are of speciality....do you think you can compete with the apple
@g-man
sleep with anyone?
how is it related to apples and doctors and marriage....
thats an easy one....
I can sacrifice apple(not fruit fan) for doc...:).
I am glad ceedy u didnt ask
"beer a day keeps doctor away"
this would have been tough one!!!
@deepti
it means that when he gets boring you will feel "constipated" - so you will have more apples....that will make you get loose motions and then again spark your doctors attention towards you...
this could work
@rakesh
kya apple khake ke shadi karke...
pachtava kis baat ka hona chayeye?
@humble devil
I do like what you said...but historically grapes are used for that....the apples are too big to handle...you know what I mean
@pavi!!!!!
again a consultant type solution which is basically a BETA testing idea....
kam karega to I dont have to worry...and nahi kiya to system mai kuch kharabi hai....we have to look into it....
@alok
dude you must be RICH...this is about an Apple a day and the cheapest one is around 1000 USD....so you mean to say you buy a PC a day...so the doc will stick to you....well with all the PC's in your house she will have no choice but to be stuck to you...with lack of space
then the doctor will be away and you can have an affair.
Well i guess then i'll get to hav lesser apples!! To think of it i love apples i dunno hw will i survive!! :(
For me, an apple a day keeps Windows away!
And if you marry a doctor, you can quit your job!
arey yaar itna tension kaiko ??? eating an apple everyday keeps the doctor away .... toh theek hai naa apple har alternate day khaaane kaaa ... simple :-) waise bhi apples mehenge hai re babaa :-)...
btw this has got me thinking about another question .... what happens if the person eating apple everday is a doctor??? Then who keeps whom away ??? :s ...
uuufff guess i need an apple :).... cya :)
@ceedy
hehehe
spot on...
@ I am
Why would someone marry a doctor over and over again?
@ Ghost,
I am appalled at your comment! :p
@ Tuhin,
WOW! Nice thought. I think I will make a matrimonial ad asking for doctors!
@ Hiren,
You want to be with your spouse every alternate day? Baaki ke din kya?
@ Ria,
Choose between the two..
you like your doctor spouse more or apples more?
@ Am in trance,
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
uh huh ... the phrase says that the doctor is kept away when you eat an apple everyday ... so its not like the doctor stays away the day you eat apple .... so eat an apple every alternate day :)
Saves the cosy of apples in the budget coz he would be there to cure-it-all :)
OMG, I have been away for so long, that I missed so much action in the previous posts on SnS!! Will be back more oftener!
@ Am In trance: Thats one hellava digusting poem :(
Sorry please don't get offended... but EWWEEWWEEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWEWE !
i'd have an apple if i wanted to keep him away
For me or for urself??
@ghost
glad to know you like the forbidden fruit...
@am in trance
with that poem I am glad you really know yourself well...you really are in some sort of a trance....
@kp
so if its beer you might rethink?
@ria
you are in a bit of a problem...I guess
@tuhin
true.....
@hiren
both your comments....
mehenga hai to alternted din bhi kyu khaneka?
for this query
*what happens if the person eating apple everday is a doctor???*
read pavi's comment and my response to her.
@sunshine
I just hope he is not a die hard professional doctor and starts charging you for his know-it-all...in that case apples will be a better option
@anvita
i think it about choosing between your health and hubby....
it clearly states the apple has to be consumed "daily" or else it might just not work....
@ Neeku,
I used to say that too but in grade school! :p
@ Keshi,
Eat him everyday!!?
Naughty naughty!
@ Nirmal,
Uff!
@ P,
Great minds think alike!
@ Swati,
Good idea!
@ Keshi,
Maybe he will..did you read Ceedy's response to me?
@ Pri,
Waah waah!! What if two doctors marry each other?
@ Preeti,
Why not? Tried it?
@ Gunj,
What if you eat more and the hot ones who wanted to approach you run away? :(
@ Broca,
EH?
@ G-man,
EH???????????????????????????
@ Deepti,
I always worry that I might find another doctor interesting and he might also run away if I use this technique!
@ Rakesh,
Kisne bhai?
@ Humble,
Good one!!!!!!!!
@ Pavi,
Arey this is a good idea for a psychological experiment!
@ Alok,
Oh!
@ Kp,
How about some cricket a day keeps the doctor away? Then what?
@ Ceedy,
*dreamy eyed*
I want to marry a doctor now!!
@ Tuhin,
Me of course!! You want me to make one for you too??????
@ Hiren,
Aaaaah! I get you!
Yes! and SIDEYS don't count (:-P). Only a real doc, please.
**Make him my daily apple and 'eat' him every day?
Interesting - will it be with the "peel" or without :)
oii Ceedy! ;-)
ya know I like 'peeling' it while I'm 'eating' it. I mean the apple. LOL!
*fetishes
r a many including Apple cider.
Keshi.
@ Tuhin,
Me not talking to you.
@ Sunshine,
Ya!! I missed you! Where were you?
Come back soon!!
@ceedy,,
****all you do is not change, or take a shower for a day.....***
this will act as SOCIETY REPLLENT...lol....
@keshi..
nite duty.....lol
Hmmm, why you can keep the apple for when you fight of course
:D
Please excuse, my Duh-day! lol!
Ceedy,
Heheh what with new hardware advancements everyday, it has become a necessity. :P
Anyways, I recycle. :D
ah, you can eat an apple whenever you get bored :D that way you can un-bore yourself on that day :P
I think i wud go for apples!!coz docs can b very boring at times! :P
Then u rephrase
An apple a day... with the doctor in bay :D :D
heheh ;)
yeah Nirmal he better be doing his 'nite-DUTY' at home. LOL!
Keshi.
To All:
That Poem Is By Nancy
(If U Luk Below The Poem...)
Jst thought to mention....
I too went EwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwW !!!
K...
He keeps the apples away,coz he has enough free antibiotic samples around him.
who would wanna marry a doctor in the first place? you want your room to smell like a dispenser all day? :D
@keshi
I really want you to elaborate on Apple Cider ;)
@macademia
its about "apple a day"...so you want to fight everyday....
@g-man
your last comment means that you will have a need based relationship....use only if you want to be un-bored?
@ria
hahah - well that was honest....I like it
@ankur
you want to change century old tradition by changing the statement.....
apple farmers will be up in arms against you...
@am in trance
ok....
@amitL
is "antibiotic samples" supposed to indicate something....my mind is thinking in all directions...
@ghost
hehe - but you do have choices of different doctors that do not necessarily have a dispensary
ceedy...i tink the best is NOT to get psychiatrist, and surgeons. one will know if u screw around, another wont tell she knows, ull b dead by then. :D
An apple a day keeps doctor away?
No problem eat two!
I wonder if Adam was a doctor? (I am not talking about Patch Adams)
Was that why Eve was asked not to have apples from the tree? After all the future of all humanity was at stake!
Also wonder what's with the term 'Adam's apple'
**I really want you to elaborate on Apple Cider ;)
sure Ceedy.
Its murky in color, semi-liquid in texture, delicious in taste, strong on the tongue and healthy for ur body. LOL happy?
Keshi.
naw, i mean when you get bored, you can have certain dalliances to get you unbored, and the apple can be the easiest way to get there
bhai, US mein apples costly hain kya? aisaa doubts aa raha hain tujhe?
@ghost
:)....
@stupidosaur
really dont know about adam being a doc....have a call made to the writers of bible....will let you know ok...
and adams apple here goes
Origin of the term: It is usually said that Adam's apple takes its name from the biblical story about Adam, Eve. the serpent and the apple. A piece of the forbidden fruit stuck in Adam's throat and created the anatomic Adam's apple. So the story goes.
@keshi
I hope you drink a lot of Apple cider - for your good health ;)
@satish
that comment made my day...I am laughing since I read it...:)
and now as a gift - whenever you come to US
main aapka swagat pan parag se nahi, fulon he haar se nahi par ek tokri apple se karoonga...
@g-man
how will the apple help? still dont get it....
but you seem to be sure - so best of luck
@ Ceedy
I know what G-Man means. I think what he is trying to say is when you get bored of your doctor spouse, all you have to do is eat an apple. The doctor spouse will leave, and you can invite other people over to have fun!
Right G-Man?
@ Satish,
Health care is expensive here. I think its better to marry a doctor and throw the apple away than taking a risk and eating apples to keep them away.
@ Ghost Particle,
What do you think about psychologists?
@ Ghost,
You know I also had that notion while growing up!! That the doctor will come home stinking of medicines. But considering how expensive health care is in the US, I am willing to put up with that and marry a doctor!
@ AmitL,
Hehehe!
@ Keshi and Ceedy,
Am I supposed to be thinking something gross with apple cider?
@solitaire and g-man
duh-me...
@ Ceedy,
Oh oh! Did we just put ideas into your head?
@ceedy
is it so funny? anyways, i'll never intimate that am coming to US if u welcome me as u said.... :( am eating so much apples these days that i started hating them for the first time in my life.
@solitaire
do u mean to put my life at stake jus because health care is expensive? jus kidding re
@ solitaire: yay! you got it right!!!
ceedy-kuch bhi choose kar sakte ho yaar..depends upon u.
Solitaire-jis jisne jindigi bhar apple khaya..samjhe bhai
//@ Ghost Particle,
What do you think about psychologists?//
and one day she wakes up and says 'I know you hate me!' thats tragic. :(... mind readers :D
o cmon Sol ur over 18 arent ya! LOL!
Keshi.
awesome!
and awesome square @ Keshi's comment!
@ Keshi and Solitaire,
*Am I supposed to be thinking something gross with apple cider?*
and
*o cmon Sol ur over 18 arent ya! LOL!*
Dunno maybe Sol prefers Banana MilkShake!
@solitaire
*Oh oh! Did we just put ideas into your head?*
yeah a little bit of oil for this rusty brain
and BTW are you emulating a phase "lunar" eclipse with this profile pic.
@satish
*is it so funny?*
Atleast for me - as you provided a complete fresh chain of thought which for me has many connotations...
@rakesh
*kuch bhi choose kar sakte ho yaar..depends upon u*
I will only if you tell me how much money am I going to win if the answer is correct!
@anjuli
hehehe
awesome square - you should patent this and market it - maybe some place is Bombay could be called that and compete with Times Square or trafalgar Square...
@ Keshi and Ceedy,
The last I knew I was 16. So please no adult talks!
@ Ceedy,
Banana milkshake!? EWWW!
Ok..now this is going beyond sane limits.
@ Rakesh,
Bhai maine toh nahi khaaye!
@solitaire
ok...peace...no more
@ Ceedy,
Don't know about lunar eclipse...but am definitely going to turn lunatic reading yours and Keshi's comments!
@ Ghost,
Awww...Don't worry, I will never hate you as long as you continue doing what you are!
@ Satish,
I would call it being caught between the devil and the deep blue sea.
**Dunno maybe Sol prefers Banana MilkShake!
LOL Ceedy, I think Sol likes that yes!
Keshi.
yepp being a ghost :D
@ceedy
am flattered
@solitaire
now, u tell me who's da devil n who's the deep blue sea(not the movie with a lot of sharks)
ghost still warm coz of sols reply. ghost dreamin of sol now... :))))
@ ghost,
Awww!! come lets smell durian together.
@ Satish,
the doctor is the devil who will inject you with funny things...
the apples are the deep blue sea..only that they are red!
LOL...they would make a weird asian love story out of this...
when u want to keep him away eat an apple..hehehe
then sadly the apple won't work ;)
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
now i know what rage it caused.. if ya marry a doctor, well, it jus means ya 're gonna have an active sex life with all ya extra- marital partners;);)
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