May 7, 2008

Awakened

You get woken up by a friend's phone call at 1 am. She/he says, "Hey! Were you sleeping?"

You say...................

102 comments:

badshah khan said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Soham Shah said...

If it's he, "f**k you, a**ho**" ..

If it's she, "not at all babes...tell me what happened !!"

Solitaire said...

@ Badshah,

Pleaaaaa pleaaaa say something more!

Solitaire said...

@ Soham,

GOSH! That's so typical!

AmitL said...

"No,I'm at work..don't you know,I work at a call centre?"

OR

"No,I sleep only once in 6 months".

Iceman said...

Besides... Once i sleep... nothing can wake me up...

But hypothetically... I'd say...
"Nope... not at all... am in a mood to give a lap dance... so why don't u come over..."

Keshi said...

I say 'nah Im shopping...for a gun'

Keshi.

Swati said...

"Ohh ..no ..how can you think I was sleepling ..not at all " is what i will say , with a little sarcasm ofcourse :)

Swati
http://www.myamusingmind.blogspot.com/

Gayatri said...

depends on how deep my sleep is.. In any case, I'll still talk! and not use profanity :)

Solitaire said...

@AmitL,

Hahah! Once in 6 months and today is NOT that day!

Crimson Feet said...

of course not!!
i was waiting for your call wise one!
you are so wise that even owls want to mate you!!
on that note why don't you just keep the phone and mate them...HOOT HOOOT!!!

BANG!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Can't stop laughing!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Good answer! I have a friend who does that to me all the time. I will try this one on him the next time..

Nirmal's Blog said...

yes with ur girl friend......

**he disturbed my sleep...let him not sleep in peace 4 some nites ...he he he ***

Solitaire said...

@ Swati,

Ya right!! I do that with one of my friends and he completely ignores it. Continues to blabber!!

Solitaire said...

@ Gayatri,

You are too nice, I must say!!

Hiren said...

usually i wud be awake around 1 am .. but even if i m woken from my slumber ... i wud talk to him/her ...

and for some wit -
"no yaar ... was just waiting for you call eagerly ... without listening to you boring talks having the effect of a lori ... neend kahan aati hai yaar ... chalo then please start :)"

Keshi said...

u can also try this Sol.

'obviously Im not sleeping now cos I answered the phone, but I was sleeping b4 I answered the phone, and now since I cant go back to sleep I feel like joining the US Army and work on sending u a missile for ur next bday'


Keshi.

D said...

"Kind of... Everything ok?"

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson,

HAHAHA!! Hooot hooot!
I wonder how your friend will react...and whosoever that lives with you when they hear you hooting in the middle of the night!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

U and your girlfriend stories. ufff!

Nirmal's Blog said...

girl friend stories???..
is ther anything more intresting topic then this.....lolsss..

chal 4 some days will give u some break..

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Break??? Wait!! Where you off to?? Come back! SOB!

Nirmal's Blog said...

arre ...break from gf stories...
for some days i will tell u bout my exssssss....ok..

even i cant live witout u...so not going anywher..

Pri said...

"no...ofcourse not!i was having a romantic conversation with the little green man who just landed his spaceship outside my room 2 mins before u called" *rolls her eyes*

(yeah yeah! the same one i'd mentioned to be under my bed in reply to that boring tag question :-/)

d SINNER!!! said...

well...

i just say..." thats f9...now as i am wake dont put down the phone n lemme know why u called up"

b/w m never asleep at one or two o even at three ... huh...

Anjuli said...

"nai main to dance curry thi :-P"

Suvarna Singh said...

I'd say "Yes". Wait for the person to say "Sorry" and then answer "You should be" :)

elusive said...

lol keshi
depends..
most times:
i wud say naawwww cmon yu think i wud be sleepin at this hour sugarsweetapplepiehuny?
*this wit a dash of extreme sarcasm


But also considerin tat am a nocturnal creature sometimes..I might say wooohooo!temme temme wassssa!

Cinderella. said...

Nope. Havent yet.
Is everything ok ?

APOO said...

"No, buying vegetables"

Pavi!!!! said...

During the weekdays.."oh..Hi.How r u.."blah blah blah, for the next 30 odd mins. The next morning i wake up and ponder "I vaguely remem someone called me last nite, but can't remem who??!!"
I got a few such calls for my B'day n have no clue who i spoke to!!

Weekends : "Oh hi...we were watching a movie/playing a game, not disturbing me at all...tell me how are u??? " !

ceedy said...

give me choices of what else do you think I could be doing.....

g-man said...

i'd be a very irritated chappie. i think i'd just say 'no, i was screwin your momma, chickenshit!' pardon me, but i'm not in the habit of censoring myself. my apologies if i have offended you

Solitaire said...

@ hiren,

Awww! Sarcasm with sugar in it.

Solitaire said...

@ Pri,

People should know better than to disturb you in the midst of all that coochie cooing!

Solitaire said...

@ D sinner,
and what time do you wake up generally? No school, no classes, no job kya? No doorbells, no phone calls, no people coming over?

Solitaire said...

@ keshi,

Do you think I can say such a long sentence in my sleep?

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Aww. That's nice.

Solitaire said...

@ Anjuli,

Hahahah!! And if your friend is as crazy as I am, he may go ahead and ask..kaunsa? salsa?

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Fuck yeah.

Solitaire said...

@ Suvarna,

You sound like me!

Solitaire said...

@ Elusive,

Waah waah!! So much enthusiasm.

Neeku said...

No Swimming :D

Solitaire said...

@ cinderella,

So you would lie?

Solitaire said...

@ apoo,

hehehe!!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

I accept only the first part of your answer cos we are supposing that you ARE asleep. :)
I used to be like that when I was younger. Would have long conversations with friends without knowing what or even remembering the call the next day.

rahul said...

no I was waiting for a bas***8888
like you , so that I can swear him to death!!!!

believe me, I can :P

Ghost Particle said...

Id call her out for supper and wish the night never ends.

Keshi said...

**Do you think I can say such a long sentence in my sleep?

mebbe not. LOL!

ok try this:

"mofo what is it now?'

Keshi.

vEENs said...

i wudnt pick up the call.

and if i did.. i wont remember what i mumbled :D

if i do... i wud want to say

nah i was fucking myself right now :D

though i wont be able to say so much :D

Keshi said...

Sol u'd be interested to read my current post, especially the comment section of it.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Man!! You have patience. Some dud might rattle off some other things that you could be doing.

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

I am SHOCKED!

Solitaire said...

@ Bossmack,

Plain and simple eh?

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

Ok ok..I believe you.
Give us some swear words.

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost particle,

Wishful thinking. What if its a he?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

MOFO!! HAHAHAHAH!! I saw that on your tag list!
Thanks for putting that post up. Its awesome!

Solitaire said...

@ Veens,

Fucking myself??????????????????
GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keshi said...

lol!

And yeah, thanks alot for ur help too..U rock!


Keshi.

Deepali said...

Depends on who called and what was the tone of 'hey were you sleeping'

Nitin said...
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Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

But where is the comment?

Ghost Particle said...

if its a he, he wont be my friend the next day no more. :P

Nitin said...
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Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Post it again! How worse can it be?

Nitin said...

..nope sitting on sitpot... having loose motion...

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Satish Bolla said...

either "asshole" or "WTF". this is wht i remember frm my previous experiences

g-man said...

is that a good thing or a bad thing? 'o well' to both i guess...

ceedy said...

* Some dud might rattle off some other things that you could be doing.*

I hope I get what "other" things you mean......but I am positive that I can ever be disturbed at that time....so he/she will have guessed wrong....

Ria said...

I wud say...No yaar i was jus doin time pass!! thank god u called!! :P

Solitaire said...

@ Deepali,

What if he/she is drunk and called you in a drunken state?

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Jalsa! (Gujju for fun!)

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

I really didnt have anything in mind when I said "other". What are you thinking about?

Sweetstickychewy said...

Depending on how sleepy i am...

if i am too sleepy i would probably juz go hmmm... in sleepy mode.

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Oh!! Been there done that?

Solitaire said...

@ Sweetsticky,

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

rahul said...

english won't be that effective..hindi and punjabilike teri ma di,teri bhen di,etc. etc. :P

Sam said...

nopes... I was lying awake on my bed and contemplating ways to tele-transport or apparate straight into the land of the pygmies to trya dn figure why the are so short and may be then i'll appear in your and bash you up asking such a stupid question at 1 am... YOU MORON!!!!

PS: usually am awake at 1am.. so....

Sam said...

or...
searching for a nocturnal creature to hunt... wanna play game??

or
mmmm....
security guard ki naukri lagi hai kya jo itni raat gaye pareshan kar raha hai??

or
nahi.. parlok ki taiyyari kar raha hu.. tujhpe testing karu kya??

or.. if a girl.. and someone i really don't mind talking to...:
mmm.... hi... itni raat gaye?? lori sunni tha kya?? :P

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
not once or twice, but tens of times.....

Solitaire said...

@Sam,

For someone who is awake at 1 am usually, you are on a roll!!!
I like the first one the best!!

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

hehe! reminds me of aamir khan in rang de basanti!

Ankur said...

not nemore :P :P

i dont mind my frnd wakin me up anytime... but generally i miss those calls :P :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

ceedy said...

What are you thinking about?

AI leave it to your imagination!

SambY said...

if its a guy "No I was fucking your gal"... and gals dnt call me at night... they just give missed calls ..:P

Sam said...

oh did i tell you this one time, soem girl called me up arnd that time... and she asked me very innocently whether i was sleeping (which i was), my prompt reply was, "nopes honey, i was dreaming about you!!"
u can only imagine the reaction of the girl!!

Deepali said...

Haha I would ask probing questions to see if I can get any secrets out.

I am usually up at 1 am so I am assuming that the call comes at 3 am.

Mostly I would listen for a bit (if I had the ability to) and if everything seemed alright except for a drunken rambling, I would put the phone down quickly. If it sounded serious lol I would call someone (we knew in common) and wake him/her up.

I think if I am sleeping okay I won't mind so much but if I am sleeping badly then it would just annoy me a lot more.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

:)Chalo..you are a nice friend!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Seriously at 2 am, all that I am thinking of is SLEEP.

Solitaire said...

@ Samby,

SHIIIIIITTTTTTT!

Aaj kal ke bacche na!

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

Hahah!! If she was loony, she might have fallen in love with you!!

Solitaire said...

@ Deepali,

Hahah!! So typical girly!! Always ready for gossip. Very exciting and cute!

Đžidhi S said...

If am so deep dozing off, i wont probably pick up d cal, and if i do, then sghow all my disinterest and keep mumbling things none of us understand and ... wow ... we (other one) decide to disconnect.

Ashu said...

teri aisi ki taisi

Solitaire said...

@ Nidhi,

Hahah!! First one to come up with that!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ashu,

Don't you use "teri to" a lot too!?

Vandita said...

"nah nah pagal hai kya? main itni jaldi thodi na soti hoon"

SambY said...

kyu pehle ke bacche kya karte the?? ...

Solitaire said...

@ samby,

NEVER used the F word until I got to the US. Some friends did not even know what it meant until they got married!

ishqia said...

no? bright awake... was just waiting for ur call?