of course not!! i was waiting for your call wise one! you are so wise that even owls want to mate you!! on that note why don't you just keep the phone and mate them...HOOT HOOOT!!!
usually i wud be awake around 1 am .. but even if i m woken from my slumber ... i wud talk to him/her ...
and for some wit - "no yaar ... was just waiting for you call eagerly ... without listening to you boring talks having the effect of a lori ... neend kahan aati hai yaar ... chalo then please start :)"
'obviously Im not sleeping now cos I answered the phone, but I was sleeping b4 I answered the phone, and now since I cant go back to sleep I feel like joining the US Army and work on sending u a missile for ur next bday'
"no...ofcourse not!i was having a romantic conversation with the little green man who just landed his spaceship outside my room 2 mins before u called" *rolls her eyes*
(yeah yeah! the same one i'd mentioned to be under my bed in reply to that boring tag question :-/)
lol keshi depends.. most times: i wud say naawwww cmon yu think i wud be sleepin at this hour sugarsweetapplepiehuny? *this wit a dash of extreme sarcasm
But also considerin tat am a nocturnal creature sometimes..I might say wooohooo!temme temme wassssa!
During the weekdays.."oh..Hi.How r u.."blah blah blah, for the next 30 odd mins. The next morning i wake up and ponder "I vaguely remem someone called me last nite, but can't remem who??!!" I got a few such calls for my B'day n have no clue who i spoke to!!
Weekends : "Oh hi...we were watching a movie/playing a game, not disturbing me at all...tell me how are u??? " !
i'd be a very irritated chappie. i think i'd just say 'no, i was screwin your momma, chickenshit!' pardon me, but i'm not in the habit of censoring myself. my apologies if i have offended you
I accept only the first part of your answer cos we are supposing that you ARE asleep. :) I used to be like that when I was younger. Would have long conversations with friends without knowing what or even remembering the call the next day.
nopes... I was lying awake on my bed and contemplating ways to tele-transport or apparate straight into the land of the pygmies to trya dn figure why the are so short and may be then i'll appear in your and bash you up asking such a stupid question at 1 am... YOU MORON!!!!
oh did i tell you this one time, soem girl called me up arnd that time... and she asked me very innocently whether i was sleeping (which i was), my prompt reply was, "nopes honey, i was dreaming about you!!" u can only imagine the reaction of the girl!!
Haha I would ask probing questions to see if I can get any secrets out.
I am usually up at 1 am so I am assuming that the call comes at 3 am.
Mostly I would listen for a bit (if I had the ability to) and if everything seemed alright except for a drunken rambling, I would put the phone down quickly. If it sounded serious lol I would call someone (we knew in common) and wake him/her up.
I think if I am sleeping okay I won't mind so much but if I am sleeping badly then it would just annoy me a lot more.
If am so deep dozing off, i wont probably pick up d cal, and if i do, then sghow all my disinterest and keep mumbling things none of us understand and ... wow ... we (other one) decide to disconnect.
99 comments:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
If it's he, "f**k you, a**ho**" ..
If it's she, "not at all babes...tell me what happened !!"
@ Badshah,
Pleaaaaa pleaaaa say something more!
@ Soham,
GOSH! That's so typical!
"No,I'm at work..don't you know,I work at a call centre?"
OR
"No,I sleep only once in 6 months".
Besides... Once i sleep... nothing can wake me up...
But hypothetically... I'd say...
"Nope... not at all... am in a mood to give a lap dance... so why don't u come over..."
I say 'nah Im shopping...for a gun'
Keshi.
"Ohh ..no ..how can you think I was sleepling ..not at all " is what i will say , with a little sarcasm ofcourse :)
Swati
http://www.myamusingmind.blogspot.com/
depends on how deep my sleep is.. In any case, I'll still talk! and not use profanity :)
@AmitL,
Hahah! Once in 6 months and today is NOT that day!
of course not!!
i was waiting for your call wise one!
you are so wise that even owls want to mate you!!
on that note why don't you just keep the phone and mate them...HOOT HOOOT!!!
BANG!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@ Iceman,
Can't stop laughing!!!
@ Keshi,
Good answer! I have a friend who does that to me all the time. I will try this one on him the next time..
yes with ur girl friend......
**he disturbed my sleep...let him not sleep in peace 4 some nites ...he he he ***
@ Swati,
Ya right!! I do that with one of my friends and he completely ignores it. Continues to blabber!!
@ Gayatri,
You are too nice, I must say!!
usually i wud be awake around 1 am .. but even if i m woken from my slumber ... i wud talk to him/her ...
and for some wit -
"no yaar ... was just waiting for you call eagerly ... without listening to you boring talks having the effect of a lori ... neend kahan aati hai yaar ... chalo then please start :)"
u can also try this Sol.
'obviously Im not sleeping now cos I answered the phone, but I was sleeping b4 I answered the phone, and now since I cant go back to sleep I feel like joining the US Army and work on sending u a missile for ur next bday'
Keshi.
"Kind of... Everything ok?"
@ Crimson,
HAHAHA!! Hooot hooot!
I wonder how your friend will react...and whosoever that lives with you when they hear you hooting in the middle of the night!
@ Nirmal,
U and your girlfriend stories. ufff!
girl friend stories???..
is ther anything more intresting topic then this.....lolsss..
chal 4 some days will give u some break..
@ Nirmal,
Break??? Wait!! Where you off to?? Come back! SOB!
arre ...break from gf stories...
for some days i will tell u bout my exssssss....ok..
even i cant live witout u...so not going anywher..
"no...ofcourse not!i was having a romantic conversation with the little green man who just landed his spaceship outside my room 2 mins before u called" *rolls her eyes*
(yeah yeah! the same one i'd mentioned to be under my bed in reply to that boring tag question :-/)
well...
i just say..." thats f9...now as i am wake dont put down the phone n lemme know why u called up"
b/w m never asleep at one or two o even at three ... huh...
"nai main to dance curry thi :-P"
I'd say "Yes". Wait for the person to say "Sorry" and then answer "You should be" :)
lol keshi
depends..
most times:
i wud say naawwww cmon yu think i wud be sleepin at this hour sugarsweetapplepiehuny?
*this wit a dash of extreme sarcasm
But also considerin tat am a nocturnal creature sometimes..I might say wooohooo!temme temme wassssa!
Nope. Havent yet.
Is everything ok ?
"No, buying vegetables"
During the weekdays.."oh..Hi.How r u.."blah blah blah, for the next 30 odd mins. The next morning i wake up and ponder "I vaguely remem someone called me last nite, but can't remem who??!!"
I got a few such calls for my B'day n have no clue who i spoke to!!
Weekends : "Oh hi...we were watching a movie/playing a game, not disturbing me at all...tell me how are u??? " !
give me choices of what else do you think I could be doing.....
i'd be a very irritated chappie. i think i'd just say 'no, i was screwin your momma, chickenshit!' pardon me, but i'm not in the habit of censoring myself. my apologies if i have offended you
@ hiren,
Awww! Sarcasm with sugar in it.
@ Pri,
People should know better than to disturb you in the midst of all that coochie cooing!
@ D sinner,
and what time do you wake up generally? No school, no classes, no job kya? No doorbells, no phone calls, no people coming over?
@ keshi,
Do you think I can say such a long sentence in my sleep?
@ D,
Aww. That's nice.
@ Anjuli,
Hahahah!! And if your friend is as crazy as I am, he may go ahead and ask..kaunsa? salsa?
@ Suvarna,
You sound like me!
@ Elusive,
Waah waah!! So much enthusiasm.
No Swimming :D
@ cinderella,
So you would lie?
@ apoo,
hehehe!!
@ Pavi,
I accept only the first part of your answer cos we are supposing that you ARE asleep. :)
I used to be like that when I was younger. Would have long conversations with friends without knowing what or even remembering the call the next day.
no I was waiting for a bas***8888
like you , so that I can swear him to death!!!!
believe me, I can :P
Id call her out for supper and wish the night never ends.
**Do you think I can say such a long sentence in my sleep?
mebbe not. LOL!
ok try this:
"mofo what is it now?'
Keshi.
i wudnt pick up the call.
and if i did.. i wont remember what i mumbled :D
if i do... i wud want to say
nah i was fucking myself right now :D
though i wont be able to say so much :D
Sol u'd be interested to read my current post, especially the comment section of it.
Keshi.
@ Ceedy,
Man!! You have patience. Some dud might rattle off some other things that you could be doing.
@ G-man,
I am SHOCKED!
@ Bossmack,
Plain and simple eh?
@ Rahul,
Ok ok..I believe you.
Give us some swear words.
@ Ghost particle,
Wishful thinking. What if its a he?
@ Keshi,
MOFO!! HAHAHAHAH!! I saw that on your tag list!
Thanks for putting that post up. Its awesome!
lol!
And yeah, thanks alot for ur help too..U rock!
Keshi.
Depends on who called and what was the tone of 'hey were you sleeping'
@ Nitin,
But where is the comment?
if its a he, he wont be my friend the next day no more. :P
@ Nitin,
Post it again! How worse can it be?
..nope sitting on sitpot... having loose motion...
@ Nitin,
OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
is that a good thing or a bad thing? 'o well' to both i guess...
* Some dud might rattle off some other things that you could be doing.*
I hope I get what "other" things you mean......but I am positive that I can ever be disturbed at that time....so he/she will have guessed wrong....
I wud say...No yaar i was jus doin time pass!! thank god u called!! :P
@ Deepali,
What if he/she is drunk and called you in a drunken state?
@ Ria,
Jalsa! (Gujju for fun!)
@ Ceedy,
I really didnt have anything in mind when I said "other". What are you thinking about?
Depending on how sleepy i am...
if i am too sleepy i would probably juz go hmmm... in sleepy mode.
@ Satish,
Oh!! Been there done that?
@ Sweetsticky,
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
english won't be that effective..hindi and punjabilike teri ma di,teri bhen di,etc. etc. :P
nopes... I was lying awake on my bed and contemplating ways to tele-transport or apparate straight into the land of the pygmies to trya dn figure why the are so short and may be then i'll appear in your and bash you up asking such a stupid question at 1 am... YOU MORON!!!!
PS: usually am awake at 1am.. so....
or...
searching for a nocturnal creature to hunt... wanna play game??
or
mmmm....
security guard ki naukri lagi hai kya jo itni raat gaye pareshan kar raha hai??
or
nahi.. parlok ki taiyyari kar raha hu.. tujhpe testing karu kya??
or.. if a girl.. and someone i really don't mind talking to...:
mmm.... hi... itni raat gaye?? lori sunni tha kya?? :P
@solitaire
not once or twice, but tens of times.....
@Sam,
For someone who is awake at 1 am usually, you are on a roll!!!
I like the first one the best!!
@ Rahul,
hehe! reminds me of aamir khan in rang de basanti!
not nemore :P :P
i dont mind my frnd wakin me up anytime... but generally i miss those calls :P :P
hehe
Cheers!!!
What are you thinking about?
AI leave it to your imagination!
if its a guy "No I was fucking your gal"... and gals dnt call me at night... they just give missed calls ..:P
oh did i tell you this one time, soem girl called me up arnd that time... and she asked me very innocently whether i was sleeping (which i was), my prompt reply was, "nopes honey, i was dreaming about you!!"
u can only imagine the reaction of the girl!!
Haha I would ask probing questions to see if I can get any secrets out.
I am usually up at 1 am so I am assuming that the call comes at 3 am.
Mostly I would listen for a bit (if I had the ability to) and if everything seemed alright except for a drunken rambling, I would put the phone down quickly. If it sounded serious lol I would call someone (we knew in common) and wake him/her up.
I think if I am sleeping okay I won't mind so much but if I am sleeping badly then it would just annoy me a lot more.
@ Ankur,
:)Chalo..you are a nice friend!
@ Ceedy,
Seriously at 2 am, all that I am thinking of is SLEEP.
@ Samby,
SHIIIIIITTTTTTT!
Aaj kal ke bacche na!
@ Sam,
Hahah!! If she was loony, she might have fallen in love with you!!
@ Deepali,
Hahah!! So typical girly!! Always ready for gossip. Very exciting and cute!
If am so deep dozing off, i wont probably pick up d cal, and if i do, then sghow all my disinterest and keep mumbling things none of us understand and ... wow ... we (other one) decide to disconnect.
teri aisi ki taisi
@ Nidhi,
Hahah!! First one to come up with that!!
@ Ashu,
Don't you use "teri to" a lot too!?
"nah nah pagal hai kya? main itni jaldi thodi na soti hoon"
kyu pehle ke bacche kya karte the?? ...
@ samby,
NEVER used the F word until I got to the US. Some friends did not even know what it meant until they got married!
no? bright awake... was just waiting for ur call?
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