June 23, 2008

Bra

Iceman has a very interesting question....

"Do female zebras wear a bra?"

106 comments:

rahul said...

yeah..with strips :P...camouflage you see !!!

rayshma said...

umm... i haven't seen them wear one. have u?

Keshi said...

when male Zebras dun wear Jocks, d u think female Zebras even hv to think abt Bras?

duh Iceman! ;-)

Keshi.

humbl devil said...

find the answer to this one and you'll get the answer to that one...
do all monkeys keep keys???
>:D

Iceman said...

Well the whole thought came in when I was told to look at enamor beauty.. oops sorry.. i mean inner beauty...

just some weird argument that zebras have inner beauty... :-( coz of the bra... well.. one of those days.. where well... u just think of inner beauty... and nothing else... :-|... u know what i am saying...

I know its... a bit... err.. fogheteeet...

(*Dodges all sada hua tamatars and eggs.... emerges with a victorious laughter!)

Yikes... talk about sexual preference... GOD.. what has this world come to! :-(

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

I am sure people are waiting for your responses!

Nitin said...

...thus thinking if they wears it how they will change it...their hand (leg) has only one degree of freedom ....

carolinagal said...

what kind of a question is that??

Ankur said...

Female Zebra... Bra... eh???

Iceman... Ice... Man???

lolzzz

SambY said...

no the human femeinists burnt all of them so bra ka aakal ho gaya

g-man said...

o yea...they wear triple z-cups :P

Ghost Particle said...

definitely 100% true. this is coz the pigs and cows that fly over the moon spy on them. of course when fell freezes over, some form of body protections are needed to cover essential parts. being donkey's uncles and aunties, we must all trust this rare but true observation of cultural evolution in the nature.

d SINNER!!! said...

duh uh....this gonna make me think now!:P

Nirmal said...

na na they dont......

coz only human gals trouble human males by making them remove thier bras..

animals r very understanding..

hehehe

Keshi said...

Wns for Iceman:



do all b-ears clean their ears?


do Eleph-ants date ants?




Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

//coz only human gals trouble human males by making them remove thier bras..//

UH! amigo...u r in deep trouble now :p

Preeti said...

Yup striped! :D

Nirmal said...

do Eleph-ants date ants?

nanaan ther r just friends.....dont spread rumours keshi....

very bad..

Keshi said...

Qns I mean, not Wns lol! sorry abt the typo Iceman.


Nirmal I thought friends can become lovers?



Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

Its a pretty big one!

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

Naah! But many of the guys have...apparently!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Iceman has already dodged all the tomatoes thrown at him!

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

How do I find the answer to that one? What about Donkeys?

Nirmal said...

Nirmal I thought friends can become lovers?

really..i dint knew tat....

Keshi said...

Iceman that was lame. We need a new qn from ya cmon, u can do better than that :) Something like why r girls sleeveless and men shameless??


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman

Have you run away? Will you not answer people?

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin
???????????

Solitaire said...

@ Preeti,

You and Rahul think alike!

Iceman said...

I will answer...

I am at work now... my bad... :(
Kinda busy... will respond 2 all u peoples amazing answers(rotten tomatoes thrown @ me) by 2night IST... :D

Ankur said...

Soli... plzz is que ka meaning samjha de ek bar!! :D
lolzzz

Keshi said...

Nirmal, really? I didnt know u didnt know that. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

*throws rotten eggs at Iceman*

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Maaro maaro..iceman ko maaro!

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

Iceman ko hi pucch!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost

Be honest. Are you on drugs?

Ankur said...

@Iceman

wat is the meaning of this question... plzzz tell us!!! :P

Nirmal said...

really keshi.....

i never heard of friend saying " now we will be lovers"..

but i have heard lovers saying " from now onwards we will be only friends"...

u got the relation...

hehehehee

Nirmal said...

@ghost..


***UH! amigo...u r in deep trouble now/***

noone wants to read the truth...kya jamana hai...

I Walk Alone!!! said...

No Comments. :o)

Hahahahaha!! waiting for iceman's response to all tomatoes.

maverick said...

only if the stripes were straps :D

Aneesh said...

I haven't met a female zebra recently, so don't know whether globalization caused them to wear one, when I saw one sometimes back, it wasn't wearing anything.

Aneesh said...

@keshi
Not all girls are sleeveless and not all men are shameless.

Ghost Particle said...

drugs...wat drugs?

Ashu said...

no need i guess, they hv many f them embimbed on strips

Stupidosaur said...

Ans1:
Nope thats why all the traffic stops on seeing a zebra crossing *hoots and whistles*

I said ans 1, cos in future I may have some ans 2, which may say..yes..blah blah.

I just try to giving 'possible answers' to such 'impossible questions'

If negative of this answer contradicts affirmtive of some future answers, it has nothing to do with multiple personality. In fact I have zero 'personality' (OK thats just a joke), let alone multiple.

Am In Trance said...

Nops....!! Never...!!!
I Watch Animal Planet...!!
What A Whacky n' Outta' World Question Is This ???

ceedy said...

Could be two reasons...

1) Found in the transportation manual : They dont want a "flat bra" on the road when they roll the zebras to make zebra crossings....


2) And most of the bras were taken by Cobras....so poor zebras have to go commando....

Anonymous said...

No.

Unless of course, you come across Rakhi Sawant in a zebra print bra on a zebra crossing in a publicity stunt for India's next TV reality show "zabardast zebraz" where they lock you up with a female zebra in a room while the nation waits frantically, glued to their tv sets hoping to catch some action.

If not her, its probably a retarded frenchman in a zebra suit shouting "ZHIS IS CALLED ZHE BRA!" at the top of his voice while pointing to his ex's bra which he has worn just hours after a bitter breakup.

Stupidosaur said...

Yes. But only the ones made by Cobra's Bra and Co.

Stupidosaur said...

No! They are such braZEn creatures!

D said...

It comes inbuit with the ze"bra"

Urv said...

Yes they do. They are the mascots of the BRA products launched by ZEe telefilms...

Anjuli said...

@Keshi: Bravo!

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

And how do YOU know?

Solitaire said...

@ D,

You mean to say they are born with it?

Solitaire said...

@ Anjuli,

"BRA"vo?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

You mean BRAzen creatures?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

EWW..Cobra?!

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That is tooooooooooooo funny!

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Reasons??

It is a YES or NO question.

Solitaire said...

@ Am In Trance,

Animal Planet does not feature bras during primetime.

It is only after midnight that they show such things.

When do you watch it?

As for the question, ask ICEMAN!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

You are clearly hallucinating!

Alok said...

Why did Ze Bra cross ze road?
Because it wanted to get hooked!


Oh now I understand why zere are so many Ze Bra crossings on ze roads.


I asked a female Zebra whether she wore a bra or not.
She replied: "Neigh".
You now know.

Ankur said...

ab dekho bhai iceman...

male zebras toh bra pehna nahi sakti hai.. toh sawal yeh uthta hai ki aisa poocha kyon... ab pooch bhi liya hai toh 2 battien hogi... tumhe lagta hai ki males bhi bra pehente hai... ya phir tumhari gk weak hai..

ab maan lete hai ki tumhari gk weak nahi hai, aur tumhe lagta hai ki male zebras bra pehenti hogi.... toh phir 2 battien hogi,
tumhe aisa kaise pata hai... ya toh tum bra pehente ho, ya phir koi aur man tumhara...

yu toh mai jyada bolta nahi par tum in last ke 2 sawalo ka jawab de hi do!!!

lolzzz... BASANTI Ishtyle!!! :P

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,


ROFL! I am dying here.

You think ICEMAN wears a bra!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Let's see what he has to say!

OMG! Hilarious!

Princess Mia said...

OMG I cant stop laughing reading all the comments.....

this is a good one...I'd support Keshi btw for
*when male Zebras dun wear Jocks, d u think female Zebras even hv to think abt Bras?

good one babes...

Stupidosaur said...

@ceedy
Ha Ha! Cobra and Zebra crossing!
Great minds think alike?
or Stupidity is an epidemic?

@sol

Yes I was talking
BRA-ZE-N ZE-BRA-N

Punjabi Punjaban
Gujarati Gujaratan
Machhuara (fisherman) Machhuaran(fishrwoman)
Zebra Zebran

Solitaire said...

@ CG,

Its an interesting question!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Did you find your stupidosauran? you and ceedy will each need one hai na?

Stupidosaur said...

@sol
yes
CoBRA Bra Co.
heck that somehow reminds me of some name Broca I sometimes read here.

Stupidosaur said...

ceedy-saadi glam-gal for ceedy

Stupidosaur said...

Organise a gathering of hundred thousand* female zebras. At a distance keep a well fed Jockless
male zebra.

As the female zebras stampede towards their destination full throttle, throw in a few brand new bras in their path.

By the time the last female zebra will have passed, the bras will have got totally worn out.

By means of this scientific experiment, you will be able to observationally conclude that

"Female zebras wear bras"


*OK you are allowed to reduce the number a bit if you find gathering so many at a place in this age of endangered animals.

Solitaire said...

@ Samby,

Hahahahaha!!!

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

Triple Z cups! Baap re!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

WHAT?!! Who does what?!!

Vrij said...

kya zamana hai... kaise kaise sawaal khade karte ho? Aur aajkal ki peedi kitni bigad gayo hai.. kya kya vahiyaad comments karti hai.. ;)

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

And which peedi are you from?

Solitaire said...

@ D Sinner,

Don't think...go watch Animal Planet!

Solitaire said...

@ Maverick,

STRAPS??????

Solitaire said...

@ Ashu,

Many bras? YIKES!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

But you cannot generalize depending on just one zebra. I saw one guy who had the intellect. That does not mean that all of them do!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Maybe you asked a horse and not a zebra?

Iceman said...

OK...
here i go...

but b4 that another really innocent question...

How many pairs of boobs a female zebra has?

Keshi said...

lol Aneesh and ty Anjuli!


hahahahahahaha @Anony!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal r u the kind of guy who becomes a LOVER straight away? LOL I thought being Friends beforehand is healthier :)

Keshi.

Iceman said...

rahul...
camouflage .. u hit that right buddy... reminds me of my days in the army... No zebras & no boobs.. no bras... :-(.

rayshma
errr... nope.. thats y i asekd.. :-(

keshi...
u can throw all the rotten eggs or tomatoes at me.. sleeveless or topless.. I am gonna dodge em all... but this is one heck of a thought provoking question! :-D

humbl devil...
yeah... monkeys have keys and they have it only on Mondays...
And as for donkeys... ask SRK... he has the keys...

iceman..
u r an embarrassment to nature... what sort of a question is this!

soli...
err... are u planning to give me some award for question of the millennium?.. :D

nitin...
i think it will be more of a biological bra.. i mean.. it will grow daily.. and every night.. it peels off?
just a possibility...

carolinagal...
this is the question of the millennium!

ankur...
u genius dude..
tum gyani ho.. swami ho.. antaryaami ho... balki tu toh purush hi nahi ho...

oops forgot to add.. maha purush ho...

g-man...
bang on... again.. same question 2 u... how many pairs of boobs?

Ghost
tears in my eyes man... that was a great answer...

Iceman said...

sinner...
since u r one.. the sinner..
u are excused mate..
any answer from u is deemed acceptable..

nirmal...
well.. afsos galat jawab...
most human males enjoy undressing human females...

keshi..
on teh elephant & ant dating controversy...
u r bad..
the elep is pretty upset and looks like its not gonna stop crying for a while..
u cant point finger on the poor things character...
what next.. are u gonna say.. that the ant made the elph pregnant? :(

ankur...
4th or 5th post i've explained why the question came in to my mind...
treat that as a clue...

I walk alone...
hahahaha... I am bigger that rajnikanth i say...
i can naat only daadg bulllettts..
i can daadg yeggs & tamatoes...

maverick..
that makes its how many straps & most importantly how many pairs of boobs? :(

aneesh...
how could u do this...
well.. "i dont want to say the ghar mein maa behan nahi hai kya?" dialogue :(
hahaha.. just kidding mate...

ashu...
i should have been a bit saner...isn't it? hell as if i care...
when long island tea has nothing to do with tea..
how will bar would have any thing to do with a zebra :(

Ankur said...

@Iceman

par prashanchinh toh aapke purush nahi hone par utha hai Prabhu!!! :P

mujhe toh pata hai ki mai purush hi nahi hoon, balki mahapurush hoon!!! :D :D
hehe

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

**... but this is one heck of a thought provoking question


which one Iceman? Ur qn..lol ok I believe ya! trying hard to.



*throws paper balls at Iceman*


Keshi.

Iceman said...

stupido
again... tears in my eyes...
what an answer mate...
tears of joy!

am in trance...
u watch animal planet?
i mean the kid stuff?

creedy
ROTFL...
honestly i didn't look in to the cobra angle..
u r a genius mate...
hmm.. bra... cobra... wonder how big.. err.. fogheteeet..
but cobra have teh natural biological bra which they peel off.. dont they?

anon...
rakhi sawant.. why are u talking about him!
yikes...

d
a round of applause...

urv...
haha.. nice one..

princess mia..
err.. then go thru all the answers for keshi...

vrij..
this is kalyug... :(
welcom to kalyug..

Keshi said...

high-five Mia! ;-)



Iceman...


**that the ant made the elph pregnant?

lol it's possible. But the ele can never make the ant pregz!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

**How many pairs of boobs a female zebra has?


I hv no idea but if we check out a Zebra porn site mebbe we can find out?



Keshi.

g-man said...

@ iceman: aw man, now i gotto go to the zoo and count?!?

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

***Nirmal r u the kind of guy who becomes a LOVER straight away?**

LOVER..hehehe.. do u think by reading my comments and posts any gal wud think of loving me...

already this DIAMOND thing have spread like a fire here..


hehehehehe

Nirmal said...

@iceman..

well.. afsos galat jawab...
most human males enjoy undressing human females...

u c some males r LAZY...heheehe

Nirmal said...

@sol

what what what??????

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Why would you check a porn site?
Let the guys do it. For a change they will counting the number of boobs!

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

I cannot stop laughing either!

Keshi said...

A Zebra porn site that is @ Sol.

How abt a Zebra night club? There cud be BRA-less female Zebras doin pole dancing for men?


ok Nirmal I so dun want ur Diamonds. ok??? :) go give em to a Zebra. LOL!



Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Many people who have multiple personality disorders often deny that they suffer from MPD!

Solitaire said...

@ D,

And that is what Iceman calls the inner beauty.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

dont tell me...even animals love them..

Aneesh said...

@iceman
Are , mere khar mein to zebra bhi nahi he yaar, kay karoon?

Keshi said...

yes Nirmal and yeah Zebra girls love diamonds too ;-)


Keshi.

AmitL said...

LOL,Sol,what brought this on?(No pun intended)...*ponders*- I'll ask the 'Zee'bra TV guys!:)

Jeevan said...

That's funny ya :)