June 11, 2008

McDonald's

Keshi wants to ask you...

What would you do if your guy/girl took you to McDonald's on the first date?

357 comments:

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Vrijilesh Rai said...

@ sol

Nopes.. it is not our first date.. maybe the first at McD's though!

@ Keshi

Arre.. how amny anniversaries do u want me to celebrate??

Rakesh said...

keshi-i am vegetarian and i don't like burger..i detest burger...do u belong to this category..:D

Aneesh said...

Come on dear, let's go somewhere else :)

lukkydivz said...

Mc chicken + Fieto fish + chocolate milkshake :)

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

we went to mcD on our second date and we did spent a cozy time there..eating fries and talking for like 4 hours..

Vishesh said...

hmm...Mc is only about two months old right now...and also it is in a huge food court...so no problems i guess...

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

i wud leave thr n then!!

Soham Shah said...

@Solitaire:

Even before she deletes my number, I will hang up the phone .. No need to say 'BYE' to such bitches !!

@Keshi:

Such gals are not meant for Mctreated !!

Pavi!!!! said...

Ewwwwwwwww McD for any reason ,date or not is bad! i don't eat McD stuff until im sure i'll die of starvation!

anywez..i'll go wit him. let him eat wat he wants n MABBE pick up fries for myself if hes bored eatin alone..
once we are done eating...i'll tell him i need to stop to pick up a dvd.
if i find him interesting n want to meet him agn i'll RENT(in my name of crse) the "Super-size Me" movie.
if i find him boring I'll BUY him the "super-size Me" dvd n wish him better luck on the next date!

BTW sol n keshi- have u seen that movie?

Preeti said...

I wouldnt mind! Atleast the food would be good ;) :D

g-man said...

i'd be happy that i was getting a date :D mcD's is fine i think. you can speak to people in crowded places much more comfortably than in crummy sparsely populated frightfully expensive italian places

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ceedy said...

This will make for a good reality TV show...

SURVIVAL - First Date

Those who survive and go on a second date will get a lifetime pass to eat at all different Mc joints all around the world....

and Keshi - just curious...has this happened to you?
If it does next time - and someone does take you to McD's - order 100 burgers....to play even :)

Rià said...

Well i think i wud very politely turn him down! Mc Donalds is fine if both the guy n gurl r in college! Not when they r both working. :D

Ankur said...

Good Morning Sneha ji

Burger toh nahi aaye na sapne main!!! :P

hehe

Am In Trance said...

Umm..
I Love Foodie Gals...!!
Coz am a Foody Guy Too..!!
LOL..!!
MacD', PizzaHut.. Anythin' will Do..
Cheers..!!

Solitaire said...

@ Preeti,

Food will be gooooooooooooooooooooood???????

Solitaire said...

@ Am In Trance,

Most initial dates will end up with something concerning food...whether the girl is a foodie gal or not. So no worries!

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

Thank you! Makes a lot of sense!

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

I have NEVER been on a date to a "crummy sparsely populated frightfully expensive italian places" and don't expect to go to one but McDonald's? That's what I eat when I have no money on me..and manage to collect some change to buy a $1 sandwich.

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

Very unique. And what will happen when these people sue McDonald's for putting on 30 lbs in one month?

You did not answer the question, though.

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!

Very very funny!!

Yes, I have seen supersize me and was soooooooooooo afraid to even look at any fast food joint. But that lasted only a month! :(

Thanks for reminding me about it.

Solitaire said...

@ Gunj,

GREAT!!

Solitaire said...

@ Satish,

Haha! She might. And that would be least costly date ever for you!!

Next time you can take her to a pricey Italian restaurant and ask her to pay!

ceedy said...

Oh when they participate in such stupid shows I guess they sign off their life...so Mc wont be sued...and even if it does...isnt it good for everyone....

and about the question - I thought implied in the idea to Keshi to order 100 burgers and make the guys pay up his nose...

Personally I would not do such a stupid thing....its compleltly unromantic

Am In Trance said...

Most initial dates will end up with something concerning food....

Nah..!! Not True...!!!
MY First Date Was in A RedCross Camp.. (Yeah..!!)
n' It never Ended Up..

But.. Certain Things Are Not In Our Hands..
Like....
Leave It..
:|

KP said...

who would take their first date out to McD?

if my date takes me to McD....
I would seriously tell my date...oh plzz....no McD...its not good for you! I would enlighten her with my theory abt McD food and how unhealthy McD cheese burger(Ground beef...thats seek man..I would rather prefer healthy stake)if she eat this stuff..she`ll get fat and ugly and no one will ever date her(i think I did gr8 job by scaring her).....lolz

McD is big NO...it would be like job interview First impression leaves lasting impression

In this case it will be the last date for sure..I say its time to move on...lolz

rayshma said...

have a "happy meal" and check his reaction when i am thrilled by the toy.

Solitaire said...

@ Am in trance,

How can someone take someone on a date to a red cross camp. Then its not a DATE!! Its just convenience of killing two birds with one stone. Or maybe you have the definition of a "date" wrong?

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

then you are not worthy of being Mctreated. Bitch!

Hahahah! Not my words. Soham's words.

I am getting a thrill out of his passion for defending McDees.

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

Awww....

He might think you are WEIRD.

Little does he know that in the next hour everyone in the world is going to know how weird he is!

ceedy said...

@solitaire and soham

*I am getting a thrill out of his passion for defending McDees.*

Me thinks Soham probably owns stocks in McDees or probably Weightwatchers or Slimfast....

Anonymous said...

@Sol @Keshi

Anonymous's
10 Dimensions of a Dreary Occasion

Coming soon to a bookstore near you!


@Alok

Thank you for pointing that out.

Biased it was, of course yes. But purely because the process of finding a McVities picture at the end of the post fuelled my ingrowing hunger with a pinch of laziness even more, which instantly disarmed me of my ability to type out the remaining dimensions!

gypsy said...

"I am not loving it..."

ok blame it on my bad sense of humor...

Mansi Trivedi said...

McGriddles and hash browns and a McDs mocha..a way to girls heart is through her coffee :)

Solitaire said...

@ mansi,

If that is the motto, no man will ever make it to my heart.

I dont drink coffee.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

enjoy tha Meal and fire her ;-)

Mysterious Mia said...

Not Maccas or hungry jacks....na....my ideal place would be anything close to the waters (i mean sea, lake, river) :), romantic n quite

Stupidosaur said...

Well she has taken me, so whats my bother? Just chill and enjoy and watch the show in case she had some particular plan in mind for doing this. Maybe we will bump around on the moonwalker in the kiddies department . If I really start liking her and there are no professional and gentlemanly looking violinists nearby, no problem. Will get Ronalds to play rattles and party whistles etc and grin my stupid grin to woo her as this background plays.

Stupidosaur said...

Oh did you mean she taking me to Mc Donald on the First Date of April?

In that case I'll be very careful and circumspect that she does not pull off a fast one on me and I will try to pull off my prank asap.

Pavi!!!! said...

i was readin thru the comments... hahah at the maharaja, maharani etc etc family meals...lol!

btw is it weird that i wouldnt want my first date to be romantic??I'd rather do some fun thing than romantic n mushy thing on my 1st date wit a guy!
Every1 seem to think romantic when the word date is mentioned!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Yes. Apparently since we all live in different worlds, everyone's concept of a date is different. I think most people are ASSUMING that they already know and like a person when they are going out on first date whereas that might not necessarily be the case, especially in the US!

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

I really want to talk to you about something.....why are you anonymous? :(

Have an email address that I can write you to?

Solitaire said...

@ Anonymous,

Just sent you something..

Keshi said...

Ghostyyy yes we r coming to Malaysia! :) wut Dating spot hv ya chosen for us? Plz NOT KFC now! LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Alok :)


**It all depends on the kind of person you are.


I agree. But wut d u think abt someone who takes ya to Maccas on ur first date? Wut kind of person wud that be? FAST, CHEAP and CHILDISH.


lol sorry but thats my opinion..not ur's, I know :)


Well jokes apart, it isnt abt the MONEY. Going on ur first date, the PLACE is very imp. And from that I dun mean going to a fancy expensive restaurant. Sitting by a lake and talking will do..even w.o. food. But Maccas???


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Satish :)

** i would pray god that she won't say something like she forgot her purse n ask me to pay the bill


if its in Maccas, u dun hv to worry abt paying for her as well. Cmon nothing is over $3 there. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Rakesh I think Maccas hv vege burgers too :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**how amny anniversaries do u want me to celebrate??

haha Vrij!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Aneesh that wud be me too...cmon, quick lets get outta here! LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Lukky so ur a Macca gold member. Looks like it. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bro where was ur frist date then? :)


I think its ok to go on a 2nd date to Maccas...incase u hate each other and there's no other way of telling its over. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vish even if ur Maccas outlet is 2months or 200months old, the burgers arent gonna be any fresh either :)

do u know that a cheeseburger can be kept 365 days w.o. it rotting cos of all the PRESERVATIVES?

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

No veggie burgers in the McDonalds here but they do have great salads!

Keshi said...

lol Gunj ur like me!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Pavi!!!



**"Super-size Me"

OMG I've seen it and it was as scary as hell!!!!!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Preeti the food aint GOOD...thats what sucks the most :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**you can speak to people in crowded places much more comfortably than in crummy sparsely populated frightfully expensive italian places


good point there G-man but wut wud u do when a cleaner comes and starts sweeping the floor near ur feet...when kids scream ard ya...when the smell of fries n fake burgers rot ur head...when Ronald McDonald comes n sits at ur table...awww so ROMANTIC ha...bloody no!


:):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Ceedy good one!

**SURVIVAL - First Date

I love it. LOL!



*has this happend to ya

nope :) was just thinking. well it wont happen to me..cos I wont let it happen. LOL!


*order 100 burgers

nice idea! but wut if the dude proves to be worse than I thought he was, and asks me to pay? LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria :)



*Mc Donalds is fine if both the guy n gurl r in college

AMEN!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Trance lets order Maccas from home then. How abt that? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Personally I would not do such a stupid thing....its compleltly unromantic


Long-live Ceedy's sense n senisibility! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha KP too funny!


**McD is big NO...it would be like job interview First impression leaves lasting impression


Spot on! Thats exactly what I mean too.



*last date

ROFL I said the same!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Rayshma! worse, he mite be the one's who's really thrilled by the toy!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Anonymous's
10 Dimensions of a Dreary Occasion


haha I'd love to buy that book Anony. plz let me know when its out.


:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Sinner good one! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mansi ur rite..I LOVE COFFEE. And I love coffee way too much to torture my tastebuds on McCoffee LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Boss that was a good one LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mia ur so like me..


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stupidosaur well ur a 'nice' person..thats why :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pavi..

**is it weird that i wouldnt want my first date to be romantic??

I so agree. But I dun want it to be CRAP either. Atleast the place should be decent, if not the date. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hi Sol :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol hey!


**No veggie burgers in the McDonalds here but they do have great salads!


seriously? how come? we hv em. and salads too.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Just googled for ya Sol...

Reason why the US Maccas dun hv a veggie burger..


http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat/nutrition_info/nutrition_faq/vegburg.html


Keshi.

Friendly Stranger said...

I would consider that my date is running short of money!(Happy price menu)
I would date with coke, Chicken Maharaja and fries instead of her....

ceedy said...

@keshi

*but wut if the dude proves to be worse than I thought he was, and asks me to pay?*

You are doomed!
First the date and now this....

Well then as a precaution carry a diarrhea inducing tablet and treat him to a large coke infused with it...

Keshi said...

**I would date with coke, Chicken Maharaja and fries instead of her

haha Mayur! wut else can ya do in such a devastating situation lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Well then as a precaution carry a diarrhea inducing tablet and treat him to a large coke infused with it...


haha Ceedy u hv some neat idead!

but wut if he drops dead?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

I dunno wut it is but the smell of Maccas make me wanna throw up.

Here's some exciting info for all u Macca-lovers.


One of my friends found a dead roach (a tiny one) in her McCoffee! YES its true. Cos Macca outlets make coffee from machines that hardly get inspected. YUKK!

besides imagine finding a dead roach on ur tongue while talking to ur Date?


Keshi.

ceedy said...

@keshi

Well hopefully you put only one tablet!

and if he does drop dead - you have a case....Blame it on McDee's

Keshi said...

**neat IDEAS

I meant. Sorry abt the typo Ceedy.



**Blame it on McDee's


lol yes and I can prolly become rich. mean me!


Keshi.

Ankur said...

@Ceedy & @Keshi

Mcd's or no Mcd's... i wud stil luv to go out with ya both!!!

one is a darling...
n other d brother!!! :D

Ankur said...

@Sneha
Coffee is wat u dont like to drink, but is it wat u dont make also??? ;)
so doors to ur heart isnt close yet!!! :D

Cheers!!!!

ceedy said...

@keshi

*I can prolly become rich. mean me!*

So the tables have turned I assume...

Now you will wanna go on a Cheap Date to Mc. Dees with the appropriate arsenal.....;)

@ankur

done.....its on

Solitaire said...

Hahahahaah! Ceedy and Ankur going on a date to McDees!

Hiren said...

285 comments and still going strong .... :) kudos to Sol and Keshi :)

if this post goes on like this I think McDs onwers will surely widen the smile on Ronald McDonalds face by another inch or two :)

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Yeah..Since I do not drink coffee or tea, I do not make them either!

Ankur said...

@Sneha

oyee... its not a 'date' with ceedy atleast... u wanna come then its on!!! ;) :D

Ankur said...

@Sneha

u dont make them either... ok.. then lets think some other way of gettin to ur heart...
yeh wala acha nahi tha... not true!!!
*looks innocently*

:D

ceedy said...

@solitaire

It will be a Date - a real one in the calender - when I do end up meeting him...that I will remember...


@ankur

Oye dont worry main tere saath kuch shaitani nahi karoonga...
and yes sol is always welcome

g-man said...

i have never been on a date. period

ergo i say i'd be happy if someone asked me out, no matter where they're taking me :D

Ankur said...

@Sneha

yeah with Ceedy bhai... it will a DATE to remember!!! :D

Solitaire said...

@ G-man,

Dont worry too much about it. Its all hue and cry about nothing. In my hey days, there was no such thing as going out on "dates" in India.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Sochne ka kaam tu kar.

Ankur said...

@Sneha

theek hai.. sochne ka kaam main karta hoon.. par tu tarika toh bata!!! :D

;)

Cheers!!!

g-man said...

keshi: hey, the girl needs to know the reaches of my vocabulary right? i think those situations would be just perfect for that to happen...

o crap, i'm actually picturing it in my head now

Alok Meshram said...

Keshi,

"FAST, CHEAP and CHILDISH."

Hehe! See, there are multitudes of ways of looking at things. I appreciate your viewpoint, but that isn't necessarily the only one. For example, look at Pavi's answer.

As I said, personal choice.

Anonymous,

:)

To be completely honest, it wasn't that biased. But your scorn was pretty obvious.

Enjoy your McVities, while I go look for my McIdiot. :D

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Koi na. Light le.
KFC chale jaana.

g-man said...

solitaire: naw, i'm not worried :)

Alok Meshram said...

Solitaire,

Arey KFC mein woh giant chicken guy(/gal?) hota hai. Huge turn off. :P

Keshi said...

300 comments! WOW Maccas is LOVED alot I guess :)


Ceedy yes Maccas can turn the tables alot for me. LOL!



aww ty Ankur I'd love to go out with ya too..all of us will soo much fun NO DOUBT!



Alok...its ok, I know wut u mean. Someone else mite really be ok with havin a first date at Maccas.


btw if u hv a crush on someone working at Maccas, there's no choice. LOL!


Hiren tnxx mate! :)



Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

It was the love for McDees that made it happen!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

Ab yeh kaun guy hai bhai?

Please dont tell me there is a KFC Maharaja also!

Nirmal said...

hey gm everybody..(in india)...

so hows date going on at McD...

P said...

Well ideally the place shouldn't matter but honestly, if its here in US, it will definitely tell me the guy is kanjoos :D

You know a person I know came to US from India for only couple of months for a job project. He was asked to take his clients for lunch and he took them to McD thinking it will be really impressive. You can imagine the firing he got from his boss later :D

Solitaire said...

@ P,

HAHAHAHAHAHH!!
McDees and impressive? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sometimes, I see homeless people eating there!
Imagine the clients also sitting there.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

Solitaire said...

@ P,

I cannot stop laughing at that guy's foolishness.

Hahahahahah!

Keshi said...

P hey!

**He was asked to take his clients for lunch and he took them to McD thinking it will be really impressive.


R YA SERIOUS? OMG Im in severe trauma!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal is there a 2-Piece-ShivShankar-Feed at KFC in India? LOL!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Stop Keshi.

I can barely control myself over P's comment.

Its too much for me to handle. I am sure that story is going to be passed down to several generations!!

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

If its your first one at McDees, please don't call it a date, unless you both have regressed to college days.

Solitaire said...

@ Ria,

I am a student but yet will not want to go to McDonald's for a date. I would rather walk from my home to my department with my date and call that a date!!

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

By any chance did the janitor or screaming kids interrupt your coochie cooing?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

No pains, no gains!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

2 months old? Where?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hey thanks for the link!! I guess Americans are big meat eaters and Indians go looking for Maharajas so the veggie burger did not do so well!!

Ankur said...

@Sneha

Ok... lets have a choco shake... any good place ;)

i have taken mine:D
upto u now!!! ;)

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Yeah...we can have it on Ashu's blog. :D

Ankur said...

@Sneha

ya... definitely a nice place, but i wud like to have my fair share of pain too!!!
wat say ;) :D
hehe

cheers!!!

Nirmal said...

****2-Piece-ShivShankar-Feed at KFC ***

wats this a religious chicken


lol

Keshi said...

** am sure that story is going to be passed down to several generations!!

hahaha Sol Im laffin so much!



Nirmal yeah its made from flesh taken from a vegetarian chicken.



Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Gosh! What is all this that I hear about fast food joints in India? I think I have to absolutely make a trip there now!!

Keshi said...

I wanna go to Sri Lanka too to check out wuts in the Macca menu there.

They'll prolly hv a McDryFish burger with Jackfruit chippies.


Keshi.

Nirmal said...

jackfruit chips...
keshi i love them...take me too with u...
plz

Solitaire said...

Nirmal wants to go with Keshi to McDonalds on a date!

Soham Shah said...

300+ comments !! ..

Ahhh man, do I envy you?? .. I think, yes I am !!

Ankur said...

i m a vegeterian... so i dont know much abt it... but i dont think such is the case in India... religious chicken!!! :O

first time i m hearing it!!! :O

Keshi said...

haha Sol I think I'll take Nirmal to Dominos...perhaps to Oporto? porto porto Nirmal? LOL!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ soham, in short it wont be sweet! :)

Nirmal said...

***porto porto Nirmal?***

wats this???

Solitaire said...

Soham: Hey. Pick you up at 7? Mcdonalds?

Date: Mcdonald's..yuck! No way!!

Soham: Why?

Date: Let's go to a better place.

Soham: What's wrong with McDonald's?

Date: Ummm..I don't know. It does not seem like a "date" place. Besides its kinda cheap.

Soham: ?????????????????

Keshi said...

Nirmal it means 'ready ready?' in Keshi lingo.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol I never thought my Macca qn cud cook up such a storm...300+ comments whoaaa lol! rem I even told ya to ask me for a new qn if this one was slack. :)


I guess alot of ppl care abt Maccas..wut else can we say ha! LOL!


ty everyone for taking part and answering the qn. U guys rock!


McCheers!
Keshi.

Nirmal said...

Soham: Hey. Pick you up at 7? Mcdonalds?

Date: Mcdonald's..yuck! No way!!

Soham: Why?

Date: Let's go to a better place.

Soham: What's wrong with McDonald's?

Date: Ummm..I don't know. It does not seem like a "date" place. Besides its kinda cheap.

Soham: ?????????????????

Nirmal whispers in Soham's ears:Ask about her friend..Is she free??

heheehe

Nirmal said...

@keshi...

ready ready ...lol

Urv said...

Make him/her give Ronald a lap dance...

Sam said...

chk her out ncie and proper and figure if she;s playing a game or not?? it yes... kudos.. tow can play.. and if not... let's find out why...!!
all dat glitters is not gold.. and then the opposite is also true!!

Stupidosaur said...

mera comment kahan ud gaya?

ceedy said...

FYI (all)

McDonalds in NYC does sell a McVeggie Burger at many of its joints on the tourist routes.

D said...

Make sure the second date never happens!

Rià said...

Well said Sol! Completely agree with u...i think Mc Donalds is a treat for teens and nothing more than tht. ;) :D

aneri_masi said...

I'll go, but I won't eat anything. I don't eat at McD's. Period.

Keshi said...

**McDonalds in NYC does sell a McVeggie Burger

there u go Sol. :)

tnxx Ceedy!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha D yes, it'll b my LAST date with him too.


lol Ria!


Aneri Im glad u said that. :)



Keshi.

Macadamia The Nut said...

Order a large fries

P said...

@Solitaire: Yes this story is on it's way to become a classic :D

@ Keshi: It is indeed a true story. You see in India McD and all such chains have elite status (or at least it used to be few years ago..not sure how is it now). So not his fault really :)

Aneesh said...

Yah, I'm waiting for you keshi, let's go :)

Keshi said...

oh ok P. Rather tragic circumstance that was lol!


Aneesh oyeah? :) so sweet!


Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Dunno what you talking about!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneri,

Any particular reason?

Solitaire said...

@ Macadamia,

That's it?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

NYC not my place..California is the place to be!

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Exactly my thoughts!

Solitaire said...

@ Sam,

Waah! Philosophical in McDees!

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

Would he be fully clothed? That would be funny!

Keshi said...

so ur a Cali chick Sol? cool :)

Keshi.

P said...

Umm...eat... :)

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