June 27, 2008

Shakti


"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over."

-Shakti Kapoor (Bollywood villain)

98 comments:

Ankur said...

The best way to sober me down is to just talk to me!! :)

Vrijilesh Rai said...

Uhhghhhh.. bloody lech!

Vrijilesh Rai said...

Maybe someone gwala shud let loose their buffaloes on him!

Nitin said...

he must be thinking of this ...

"Aaooo.... main ik nanha sa chota sa pyala sa bachcha hoon.. Balma "

Nitin said...

Aajkal aap kaun se timezone mein shift hogaye hoon... ( so late in nite..)

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

What would you want us to talk to you about?

lukkydivz said...

yuck yuck yuck :x mujhe ulti coming :D

Ankur said...

@Sneha

anything... which makes me feel better!! :)

something which can settle my nerve and calm me down!! :)

Stupidosaur said...

He's perhaps talking about his last break up
"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over"

He was in looooooovvve...
He was on a high.....
But to her he was 'just a friend'...
So when he told her...
She thought "Yuck!"
She 'kissed him' goodbye...
And said its "all over!".....
That sobered him down....
And he was so shocked that he could not form proper sentence and it came out all garbled like

"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over."

Ankur said...

par wats the motto behind this Sneha??

i thought the question is.. how can me be sober down!!!
so i replied this way!!!

seriously... its an bouncer until unless u really left it to assumptions!! :D

Aneesh said...

he might have misspelled kissing, what he meant was kicking

Keshi said...

Replace K with P in KISSING. He looks like he needs a tight slap!

Keshi.

D said...

Lol! And you found his ugliest picture to go with that!!??

gypsy said...

yucksssssssssssssssssss...


even if he's d last man on erth....a big NO..

Cinderella said...

Bahahahahahhaa...!!!!!

Deepti said...

yuck yuck :( Cant even look at him without bile rising in my throat.

Urv said...

Arre, I tried so hard to help him out. But all dogs, donkeys, pigs gave me a bloody look when I asked them to do Shakti the favor..

Stupidosaur said...

He is already looks like such a Sob story. (or is it S.O.B story?) Wonder what he will look like when he is 'Sober'!

Am In Trance said...

Yaak...!!
That Defines Him....
Did He Really Say That ???

RADhika said...

oh and then puking all over! :P Yuksssss.....

rayshma said...

he should get a dog.
one that slobbers all over his owner. irrespective of how the owner looks.

Mysterious Mia said...

eeeewwwwwwww, this guys gives me the creeps

Stupidosaur said...

Weird guy.
Kissing se toh nasha aur badta hai.
Kiss itself is such an intoxicant!
How does he become sober?

It confirms what we already know.
He is a weirdo

Stupidosaur said...

Hmm now I know the source of his line..

...pyala sa bachcha hoon...

People's lips touch a pyala (a glass)
(not the substance glass, but the vessel you drink fron)

So maybe by saying that, he was asking for some lip attention

Hah nobody could guess!

Stupidosaur said...

By the way, is this post about SUCKti kapoor, or the what sobers a person, or what effect a kiss has on a person?

This post seems kinda misfit here.
Doesn't even have an instruction or question. Plus the picture does not go well with other pics on this blog.

Stupidosaur said...

And though he may be short by some standards, he's definitely a far cry from sweet. Or is he diabetic already?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Since you are interested in thesis and dissertations, have you not done any research on all the posts here? If you did, you would have known that there have been many similar posts in the past. Some bitter words made sweet with the attempts of the commentors.

Solitaire said...

@ Vrij,

Hahahah!! I guess he would not even mind the buffaloes kissing him. Seems a bit desperate to me.

Stupidosaur said...

I am a theoretician. Not an archeologist. I don't dig fossils.

Solitaire said...

@nitin,

he needs to get his eyes checked if he sees a pyala baccha in the mirror every morning.

Solitaire said...

@lukky,

you are so cute!

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,


hahahaha! such a funny story!

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Motto behind what Ankur?
Sobering you down or sobering Shakti Kapoor down?

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

Haha!

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahahahah!!

Solitaire said...

@ D,

Trust me..I found worse but decided to go with this.

Solitaire said...

@ D Sinner,

Hahahaha...everyone's reaction is so funny!

Stupidosaur said...

Ok. So I 'dug up' your archives.
Now maybe I can qualify to be an 'archaeologist husband'.

But here is what I found out.
Almost all posts ask a question, or give some instruction.

Other posts just have a statement, a clear general statement.

But they are debatable statements made by particular persons.

This one is a particular personal statement of debatable person.

For the other statement, it can be figured what definite aspect can be debated or discussed.

Here reader has no clue what to discuss.
The best way to be sobered up?
The effect of kissing?
The disgusting idea of kissing this fellow?
Or what could be meant by 'all over'?
Or can kissing actually sober you up?
Or did anyone ever make SUCKti sober till date?
Or whose kiss qualifies for sobering? Human or otherwise?
Could a guy's kiss also sober him up?
Or do we speculate what other ways could sober him up, if this is just one of the ways, the best one at that?
Or are we supposed to give opinion about the picture like some Sol videos and pics in other posts?
Or are we supposed to research gossip sites and find out if such a statement was actually made by this thing?

Or are we just supposed to wonder and discuss the motive behind this ugly post?
(Waiting for your ugli (next) post)

This post is definitely a misfit.

P.S:
Could it be that sol is infatualted with this guy? So just could not resist posting some random thing abt him?

P.S.Q:
Why are there no comments on the adam eve children post? And why are comments disabled?

Stupidosaur said...

I am bored

Anonymous said...

Yucckti Kapoor!!!

aaaaauuuuu!!


What a Joker he is!

Hemanth Potluri said...

wow...i dint know this one ..lol ....and yucky..

Unknown said...

Gross.


Even if he was the last person on Earth..going all despo.

I'm sure no girl would kiss him.:D
Ew!

Btw I love this blog of yrs Sneha,blgrolling you fr it!

Unknown said...

r u in love with shakthi? :P

Nirmal said...

hehehe really...

tats y i cudnt ever see a SOBER SHAKTI KAPOOR..

Ankur said...

ą¤†ą¤Š Shakti ą¤†ą¤Š!!!
:P :P

Unknown said...

no gal wud do that fo sure..!!!

may be a gay.. :p

joie de vivre said...

wat a kamina aadmi
shakal dekhi hai aapni aaine mein..

gP said...

hey isn't this the guy who solicited sex from new actresses to so that they can act in bolly movies?

Neetal said...

EEWWWEE !

Kevo Gadheda jevo che !

Naakaamo Useless Daaaffor !

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Oh oh! He now has to suffer Neeku's wrath!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

YES! How do YOU know?

Solitaire said...

@ Joie,

That's why he is unable to be sobered down! No one is willing to kiss him all over.

Solitaire said...

@ Prashanth,

Do you think a gay guy will be willing to do it?

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

Tan ki shakti ke mann ki shakti!?

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

Precisely!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Why would you think that?

Solitaire said...

@ Sagarika,

Oh thank you! Thanks for visiting.

Do you think a gay guy might agree to kissing him all over?

Solitaire said...

@ Hemanth,

Now you do! Spread the word! Shayad uski madad ho jaaye!

Solitaire said...

@ Rahul,

Joker or villain? Make up your mind.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

OK! Go watch a Shakti Kapoor movie.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Amazing thesis (once again!). Do you want to come and finish up my doctoral dissertation for me? I am sure what took me two years will take you two days at the most.

Let's just say that this post gives the readers a lot of freedom. What you do with that freedom is then moderated by me. Oxymoron, I know.

Yes, this could be a start of an infatuation that I have no idea about yet. It could be subconscious. Will keep you posted on it (no pun intended).

The Adam Eve post turned out to be controversial and started a "war". That's why its current condition.

Solitaire said...

@ Cinderella,

:)

Solitaire said...

@ Deepti,

What a common phenomena!

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

What about some gay guy? Tried that?

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

He might be more S.O.B ish than any other S.O.B. which is SOBER explained in a phrase..

Solitaire said...

@ Am in trance,

Why would I make it up? You think I want everyone to puke all over their computer screen?

Solitaire said...

@ Radhika,

Do you think his wife does that?

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

OR maybe a bitch if he is gender specific.

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

Kissing intoxicates you but maybe sobers him! We cant really judge its effects on him.

Solitaire said...

@ Princess,

He needs to. He is a villain!

humbl devil said...

well...u wer ryt...she is the perfect gal for me...

aur mera wala question...
is ti gonna see the light of day???

Anonymous said...

well... best way to sober me down is giv me a hug.. a tight one :) followed by a kiss ;)

gP said...

yeh i saw one bolly show on tv...everyone was defending him. like this is something new in the industries, all actresses have to do 'favours'.

oh well...may a thousand snakes kiss him all over to sober him and send him to hell.

Unknown said...

Aaoo... u r blushing... Aaoo...

Solitaire said...

@ Humble,

What question? The one that you asked in your comment?

Maybe it will. How would I know?

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Are YOU shakti kapoor in disguise? OMG!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost,

Heheh! Funny you are! How you doing?

Solitaire said...

@ Veens,

I am sure Shakti Kapoor would love that if you said that to him!

Unknown said...

Aaoo.. Aaoo..
keep this secret with u.. not to let out.. Aaaoo...

dRoZzY!!! said...

hilarious...
some people just do not give up!

humbl devil said...

yup that one...
if you cant live without me wala...heheh

RiĆ  said...

oh god!yucks...after seeing this pic its gonna b the last thing on anybody's mind!

g-man said...

i think i'd prefer coffee...

Urv said...

Hmm.. Maybe I can try Gulshan Grover. He sure seems a match for him.. aaoo..

Unknown said...

@ solitare...

lol!!!!
May be.....Who knows??

Aneesh said...

Hey Sneha, I have started a new blog on general topics, please feel free to drop your comments :)

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Do you like Gulshan Grover? Someone is suggesting him for Shakti..I mean you..

Unknown said...

Hmmm. I think he'd like Emraan Hashmi then.

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

PERFECT!!!

Solitaire said...

@ Drozzy,

YEA! Do you have any ideas on how to stop him..?

Solitaire said...

@ Prashanth,

How can we experiment to find out?

Solitaire said...

@ Urv,

You have good contacts?

Urv said...

Don't you worry. I have my contacts. I am a Bad man :D

Satish Bolla said...

i wonder whether he ever got sobered....

Kanan said...

Shakti Kapoor being villian just reminds me of "main tera.... ballllma" balma to Sridevi in Chaalbaaz and I think he was "me bhinde" in Tohfa (or so I am guessing).

Anonymous said...

hahhaa..were u in india when this jerk was cought in a scandal..haha...

bhagwan ne mujhe sab purje diya hai.jo har tarah se kaam karte hai..isliye maine kiya...

refering to casting couch aleegation on him

AmitL said...

No wonder he's such a 'slippery'character!

Stupidosaur said...

@ sol

Oh so it could be beginning of infatuation you say huh?

Then maybe you can sing a prayer song so that you get the object of your infatuation

"Humko Monkey Shakti Dena..."