He's perhaps talking about his last break up "The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over"
He was in looooooovvve... He was on a high..... But to her he was 'just a friend'... So when he told her... She thought "Yuck!" She 'kissed him' goodbye... And said its "all over!"..... That sobered him down.... And he was so shocked that he could not form proper sentence and it came out all garbled like
"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over."
Since you are interested in thesis and dissertations, have you not done any research on all the posts here? If you did, you would have known that there have been many similar posts in the past. Some bitter words made sweet with the attempts of the commentors.
Ok. So I 'dug up' your archives. Now maybe I can qualify to be an 'archaeologist husband'.
But here is what I found out. Almost all posts ask a question, or give some instruction.
Other posts just have a statement, a clear general statement.
But they are debatable statements made by particular persons.
This one is a particular personal statement of debatable person.
For the other statement, it can be figured what definite aspect can be debated or discussed.
Here reader has no clue what to discuss. The best way to be sobered up? The effect of kissing? The disgusting idea of kissing this fellow? Or what could be meant by 'all over'? Or can kissing actually sober you up? Or did anyone ever make SUCKti sober till date? Or whose kiss qualifies for sobering? Human or otherwise? Could a guy's kiss also sober him up? Or do we speculate what other ways could sober him up, if this is just one of the ways, the best one at that? Or are we supposed to give opinion about the picture like some Sol videos and pics in other posts? Or are we supposed to research gossip sites and find out if such a statement was actually made by this thing?
Or are we just supposed to wonder and discuss the motive behind this ugly post? (Waiting for your ugli (next) post)
This post is definitely a misfit.
P.S: Could it be that sol is infatualted with this guy? So just could not resist posting some random thing abt him?
P.S.Q: Why are there no comments on the adam eve children post? And why are comments disabled?
Amazing thesis (once again!). Do you want to come and finish up my doctoral dissertation for me? I am sure what took me two years will take you two days at the most.
Let's just say that this post gives the readers a lot of freedom. What you do with that freedom is then moderated by me. Oxymoron, I know.
Yes, this could be a start of an infatuation that I have no idea about yet. It could be subconscious. Will keep you posted on it (no pun intended).
The Adam Eve post turned out to be controversial and started a "war". That's why its current condition.
Shakti Kapoor being villian just reminds me of "main tera.... ballllma" balma to Sridevi in Chaalbaaz and I think he was "me bhinde" in Tohfa (or so I am guessing).
98 comments:
The best way to sober me down is to just talk to me!! :)
Uhhghhhh.. bloody lech!
Maybe someone gwala shud let loose their buffaloes on him!
he must be thinking of this ...
"Aaooo.... main ik nanha sa chota sa pyala sa bachcha hoon.. Balma "
Aajkal aap kaun se timezone mein shift hogaye hoon... ( so late in nite..)
@ Ankur,
What would you want us to talk to you about?
yuck yuck yuck :x mujhe ulti coming :D
@Sneha
anything... which makes me feel better!! :)
something which can settle my nerve and calm me down!! :)
He's perhaps talking about his last break up
"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over"
He was in looooooovvve...
He was on a high.....
But to her he was 'just a friend'...
So when he told her...
She thought "Yuck!"
She 'kissed him' goodbye...
And said its "all over!".....
That sobered him down....
And he was so shocked that he could not form proper sentence and it came out all garbled like
"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over."
par wats the motto behind this Sneha??
i thought the question is.. how can me be sober down!!!
so i replied this way!!!
seriously... its an bouncer until unless u really left it to assumptions!! :D
he might have misspelled kissing, what he meant was kicking
Replace K with P in KISSING. He looks like he needs a tight slap!
Keshi.
Lol! And you found his ugliest picture to go with that!!??
yucksssssssssssssssssss...
even if he's d last man on erth....a big NO..
Bahahahahahhaa...!!!!!
yuck yuck :( Cant even look at him without bile rising in my throat.
Arre, I tried so hard to help him out. But all dogs, donkeys, pigs gave me a bloody look when I asked them to do Shakti the favor..
He is already looks like such a Sob story. (or is it S.O.B story?) Wonder what he will look like when he is 'Sober'!
Yaak...!!
That Defines Him....
Did He Really Say That ???
oh and then puking all over! :P Yuksssss.....
he should get a dog.
one that slobbers all over his owner. irrespective of how the owner looks.
eeeewwwwwwww, this guys gives me the creeps
Weird guy.
Kissing se toh nasha aur badta hai.
Kiss itself is such an intoxicant!
How does he become sober?
It confirms what we already know.
He is a weirdo
Hmm now I know the source of his line..
...pyala sa bachcha hoon...
People's lips touch a pyala (a glass)
(not the substance glass, but the vessel you drink fron)
So maybe by saying that, he was asking for some lip attention
Hah nobody could guess!
By the way, is this post about SUCKti kapoor, or the what sobers a person, or what effect a kiss has on a person?
This post seems kinda misfit here.
Doesn't even have an instruction or question. Plus the picture does not go well with other pics on this blog.
And though he may be short by some standards, he's definitely a far cry from sweet. Or is he diabetic already?
@ Stupid,
Since you are interested in thesis and dissertations, have you not done any research on all the posts here? If you did, you would have known that there have been many similar posts in the past. Some bitter words made sweet with the attempts of the commentors.
@ Vrij,
Hahahah!! I guess he would not even mind the buffaloes kissing him. Seems a bit desperate to me.
I am a theoretician. Not an archeologist. I don't dig fossils.
@nitin,
he needs to get his eyes checked if he sees a pyala baccha in the mirror every morning.
@lukky,
you are so cute!
@ Stupid,
hahahaha! such a funny story!
@ Ankur,
Motto behind what Ankur?
Sobering you down or sobering Shakti Kapoor down?
@ Aneesh,
Haha!
@ Keshi,
Hahahahah!!
@ D,
Trust me..I found worse but decided to go with this.
@ D Sinner,
Hahahaha...everyone's reaction is so funny!
Ok. So I 'dug up' your archives.
Now maybe I can qualify to be an 'archaeologist husband'.
But here is what I found out.
Almost all posts ask a question, or give some instruction.
Other posts just have a statement, a clear general statement.
But they are debatable statements made by particular persons.
This one is a particular personal statement of debatable person.
For the other statement, it can be figured what definite aspect can be debated or discussed.
Here reader has no clue what to discuss.
The best way to be sobered up?
The effect of kissing?
The disgusting idea of kissing this fellow?
Or what could be meant by 'all over'?
Or can kissing actually sober you up?
Or did anyone ever make SUCKti sober till date?
Or whose kiss qualifies for sobering? Human or otherwise?
Could a guy's kiss also sober him up?
Or do we speculate what other ways could sober him up, if this is just one of the ways, the best one at that?
Or are we supposed to give opinion about the picture like some Sol videos and pics in other posts?
Or are we supposed to research gossip sites and find out if such a statement was actually made by this thing?
Or are we just supposed to wonder and discuss the motive behind this ugly post?
(Waiting for your ugli (next) post)
This post is definitely a misfit.
P.S:
Could it be that sol is infatualted with this guy? So just could not resist posting some random thing abt him?
P.S.Q:
Why are there no comments on the adam eve children post? And why are comments disabled?
I am bored
Yucckti Kapoor!!!
aaaaauuuuu!!
What a Joker he is!
wow...i dint know this one ..lol ....and yucky..
Gross.
Even if he was the last person on Earth..going all despo.
I'm sure no girl would kiss him.:D
Ew!
Btw I love this blog of yrs Sneha,blgrolling you fr it!
r u in love with shakthi? :P
hehehe really...
tats y i cudnt ever see a SOBER SHAKTI KAPOOR..
ą¤ą¤ Shakti ą¤ą¤!!!
:P :P
no gal wud do that fo sure..!!!
may be a gay.. :p
wat a kamina aadmi
shakal dekhi hai aapni aaine mein..
hey isn't this the guy who solicited sex from new actresses to so that they can act in bolly movies?
EEWWWEE !
Kevo Gadheda jevo che !
Naakaamo Useless Daaaffor !
@ Neeku,
Oh oh! He now has to suffer Neeku's wrath!
@ Ghost,
YES! How do YOU know?
@ Joie,
That's why he is unable to be sobered down! No one is willing to kiss him all over.
@ Prashanth,
Do you think a gay guy will be willing to do it?
@ Ankur,
Tan ki shakti ke mann ki shakti!?
@ Nirmal,
Precisely!
@ Iceman,
Why would you think that?
@ Sagarika,
Oh thank you! Thanks for visiting.
Do you think a gay guy might agree to kissing him all over?
@ Hemanth,
Now you do! Spread the word! Shayad uski madad ho jaaye!
@ Rahul,
Joker or villain? Make up your mind.
@ Stupid,
OK! Go watch a Shakti Kapoor movie.
@ Stupid,
Amazing thesis (once again!). Do you want to come and finish up my doctoral dissertation for me? I am sure what took me two years will take you two days at the most.
Let's just say that this post gives the readers a lot of freedom. What you do with that freedom is then moderated by me. Oxymoron, I know.
Yes, this could be a start of an infatuation that I have no idea about yet. It could be subconscious. Will keep you posted on it (no pun intended).
The Adam Eve post turned out to be controversial and started a "war". That's why its current condition.
@ Cinderella,
:)
@ Deepti,
What a common phenomena!
@ Urv,
What about some gay guy? Tried that?
@ Stupid,
He might be more S.O.B ish than any other S.O.B. which is SOBER explained in a phrase..
@ Am in trance,
Why would I make it up? You think I want everyone to puke all over their computer screen?
@ Radhika,
Do you think his wife does that?
@ Rayshma,
OR maybe a bitch if he is gender specific.
@ Stupid,
Kissing intoxicates you but maybe sobers him! We cant really judge its effects on him.
@ Princess,
He needs to. He is a villain!
well...u wer ryt...she is the perfect gal for me...
aur mera wala question...
is ti gonna see the light of day???
well... best way to sober me down is giv me a hug.. a tight one :) followed by a kiss ;)
yeh i saw one bolly show on tv...everyone was defending him. like this is something new in the industries, all actresses have to do 'favours'.
oh well...may a thousand snakes kiss him all over to sober him and send him to hell.
Aaoo... u r blushing... Aaoo...
@ Humble,
What question? The one that you asked in your comment?
Maybe it will. How would I know?
@ Iceman,
Are YOU shakti kapoor in disguise? OMG!
@ Ghost,
Heheh! Funny you are! How you doing?
@ Veens,
I am sure Shakti Kapoor would love that if you said that to him!
Aaoo.. Aaoo..
keep this secret with u.. not to let out.. Aaaoo...
hilarious...
some people just do not give up!
yup that one...
if you cant live without me wala...heheh
oh god!yucks...after seeing this pic its gonna b the last thing on anybody's mind!
i think i'd prefer coffee...
Hmm.. Maybe I can try Gulshan Grover. He sure seems a match for him.. aaoo..
@ solitare...
lol!!!!
May be.....Who knows??
Hey Sneha, I have started a new blog on general topics, please feel free to drop your comments :)
@ Iceman,
Do you like Gulshan Grover? Someone is suggesting him for Shakti..I mean you..
Hmmm. I think he'd like Emraan Hashmi then.
@ Alok,
PERFECT!!!
@ Drozzy,
YEA! Do you have any ideas on how to stop him..?
@ Prashanth,
How can we experiment to find out?
@ Urv,
You have good contacts?
Don't you worry. I have my contacts. I am a Bad man :D
i wonder whether he ever got sobered....
Shakti Kapoor being villian just reminds me of "main tera.... ballllma" balma to Sridevi in Chaalbaaz and I think he was "me bhinde" in Tohfa (or so I am guessing).
hahhaa..were u in india when this jerk was cought in a scandal..haha...
bhagwan ne mujhe sab purje diya hai.jo har tarah se kaam karte hai..isliye maine kiya...
refering to casting couch aleegation on him
No wonder he's such a 'slippery'character!
@ sol
Oh so it could be beginning of infatuation you say huh?
Then maybe you can sing a prayer song so that you get the object of your infatuation
"Humko Monkey Shakti Dena..."
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