September 19, 2008

Donkey

I had asked you to guess what a donkey show is. For those who did not google it, here is what wikipedia says...

"The actual donkey show may occur 4-5 times per night (on weekends) and depends on there being a sufficiently large audience in attendance. In preparation for a show, two waiters will collect the donkey, bring it on stage and turn the donkey on its back, holding its legs up vertically. The performer will begin by performing oral sex on the donkey. She will then straddle the donkey such that their genitalia are in contact and she will spend several minutes rubbing their organs together. Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer, often depending on how much money has been collected in tips from the patrons. These shows generally last from five to fifteen minutes."

Now go read everyone's answers again.

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114 comments:

APOO said...

Dont know what it is... but I know I could get the lead role!

(Ok, now I hope this is not some weird ass thing where people parade naked!)

Kanan said...

Hmm... no idea. You tell me.

Btw, you've been tagged.

Keshi said...

My guess would be:


A Donkey strip show?


oops donkeys dun wear clothes anyways! lol I forgot.


Now that I've guessed it, I'll google it.


Keshi.

Idling in Top Gear said...

As a girl u don't wanna know, and u don't really wanna be the girl in the donkey show. That should be enough!

Iceman said...

Some donkeys singing in their pleasing voice? In chorus...

Or is it some animal fetish or what? Getting fucked by a donkey?

Ankur said...

Simplicity!!!

Vinz aka Vinu said...

i have heard about a donkey show prevalent in some south american country which was all about fooling tourists promising an erotic show..!!

:)

comfortably numb said...

sort of a spoof, I think!!!

Compassion Unlimitted said...

kicking in the ass
tc
cu

D said...

An act of foolishness?

Tuhin said...

kinky kelly show in Clerks 2! watch it if u haven't

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

:O gadhe ki shadi perhaps ???

mayz said...

Chunkey Pandey!!!

AmitL said...

One of those 'fortune telling' shows where there's a donkey owner,and,a donkey...the owner asks it a question,and the donkey goes around and stops in front of the person matching the answer?:)Pixel's just put up some pics of such a show(http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixel_eight).

How do we know said...

One where people start off wating to be Salman Khan (super cool and sexy) and end up being Rajpal Yadav (Good stuff perhaps, but doesnt show till you start to act)

Cess said...

OMG, i can t believe it, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show gross!!!! how can a woman do that to a monkey? how can people watch this?
Now I understand why they need a LOTS of drinks before watching this! So many pervs in this world!!! ;)
C.

Still thinking said...

Lol! you really do some hardcore research for your 'short and simple' questions :)

The wikipedia gave it all away - let's say it's more like a doggy style show. I'd still prefer to see a 'Crazy Horse' than a 'Donkey show'.

vishesh said...

hmm... our politicians singing,would really be a good donkey show... :P

Vandita said...

i have zilch idea... has it gotta do something with the dhobi ghaat? ... there is some old story abt donkeys and dhobis that i can barely recall

Pavi!!!! said...

Hahaha! i know this coz my friends who had gone to mexico..were taken by the cabbie to one..poor things!they had no clue wat it is and said "We'd prefer a monkey show!" :D

Aneesh said...

I guess it's donkey showing its THING. Based on the gender, you may substitute the THING.
:)

Hiren said...

didnt knew and couldnt guess anything witty ... so wikipied it and got to know the answer ... and rofl ... now i know why a friend of mine always wanted to visit Mexico :-)

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

well its like a fair in villages and all, when ppl stand round a donkey and ask it questions like "whom will this happen to.. " and ask it to point at someone..

lukkydivz said...

donkey show? is it any show on NGC about donkeys :O

rayshma said...

it's a sex show, right? think they have these regularly in mexico for tourism-related reasons...
had read abt it... haven't seen one tho...

on a lighter note, it could be a showing of donkeys... like we have dog shows etc... ;)

Abhinav said...

My blog :P
hee hee.. no comments!

ceedy said...

Maybe its a male strip bar in China - where the women said "Dong He Show"...which got converted to Donkey show....

(btw checked the real meaning - its gross)

Ankur said...

i guess i read the question incorrectly, or is the question been changed??

Ankur said...

koi meri baat ka jawab dega!~!! :P

Solitaire said...

@ ankur,

the question never changed...I don't know what you understood it to be.

Solitaire said...

@ Apoo,

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I don't know if you can qualify to take part in it! OMG!

Solitaire said...

@ Kanan,

Will tell you.
Thanks for the tag.

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Some donkeys do, though. The ones who are human on the outside.

Solitaire said...

@ Ankur,

HAHAHAHAH! Simplicity???? Wait till you find out what it is.

Solitaire said...

@ comfortably,

Spoof on what?

Solitaire said...

@ D,

I think it is! But this one's more hideous than foolish!

Solitaire said...

@ CU,

Oh this is definitely a lot more than kicking, for sure!

Solitaire said...

@ Daydreamer,

Shaadi se kuch kuch related hai...

Solitaire said...

@ Mayz,

Haha! Poor guy!

Solitaire said...

@ Amitl,

That is so funny!!

Solitaire said...

@ How do we know,

Wow. Philosophical twist, eh!

Solitaire said...

@ Vishesh,

Can you think of a politician donkey that will stand out?

P.S: If it were a monkey show, I am sure George Bush would emerge a winner.

Solitaire said...

@ Vandita,

What is the female version of a dhobi? Do you know?

Solitaire said...

@ Harini,

Does that stuff really happen?

Nirmal said...

i think i had been in tat show once in India....it goes something like this....

thers a donkey standing in between (with his master) and a whole lot of people surrounding it..(people make a round and donkey in its centre)..then his(donkey) starts asking questions like " who in the crowd is lazy?".."who in the crowd came here for bird watching?" etc etc..the donkey moves around and stands in front of a man or woman... and it is said that this donkey is very wise and never makes a mistake...

and i tell u , i had been ther only once and the experience was not good.....

i think this is wat a donkey show is...

Solitaire said...

@ Lukky,

what is NGC? Is it an adult channel?

Solitaire said...

@ abhinav,

Realllllllllly? Are you into donkey shows?

ceedy said...

@apoo

You really dont want to wish for such a role!!!!!

Neeku said...

I can't think of anything.... at the moment... I was thinking of Apoo ... but then that can't be entirely true... so now ,.. I am just waiting for the answer ...

carolinagal said...

Ooooooohhhhh 'Burro Mostrar' !!! Comprender? ;)

carolinagal said...

LOL!

Priya Joyce said...

may be a donkey reality show lol

Keshi said...

**Some donkeys do, though. The ones who are human on the outside


hahaha good one Sol! I was actually thinking of that same ans b4...u wudnt believe it!

:)


I googled for the real one and cudnt believe wut I read OMG lol!


Keshi.

Idling in Top Gear said...

Hey, what happened to my comment?

SMM said...

Blame my love for useless trivia - if I am not mistaken it is a way to fleece tourists in Mexico and get them to drink lots of booze and blow up money while waiting for some stupid strip show to start

n i t i n said...

hah!


yeah..I am the same Nitin..


hmm..Donkey show...

I am imagining you doimng a belly dance to "Bass ekk King" on a Road Median..

:D

AmitL said...

LOL...Sol, it's true- there really are such donkey shows in India,even today.And, some people do believe in their veracity.:)

Iceman said...

LOL


Sometimes pays to be a DONKEY!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

@ solitaire
yeah it does.. my friend went to it once.. and the donkey said that she would be the person with the best husbund :P

Abhishek Khanna said...

anything associated with TV and ekta kapoor

ki said...

A circus act? :P

Still thinking said...

I'm sure I had commented earlier, was my comment offensive? :(

Stubborn Delhite said...

a show on vich they make you watch weirdass vids like those of rakhi sawant ? ehhee ..

or

they jst giv u a mirror n ask u to name the donkey in it ? :P
lol..saw yor comment on my page...thnx for the wishes ! appreciated ! :)

Pranay said...

No idea!!
This is as sweet as I could make it...

Pranay said...

Solitaire, Invite me to dat calm frenzies, its my fav blog of yours and I am not able to see it..:((.
pranay2die4@gmail.com

Chriz said...

donkey show is a process of getting things done in the best possible way for the interest of the soictey with a sole aim of making the lives of people happy..
In greek terminology this is referred to as alphaomegha phi.. some historians are trying to find the code behind these..
donkey is the male version of the animal
the female is called as donLOCK

Alok said...

Yeah I think it is what Nirmal pointed out. I've been involved in one too! :D

Stupidosaur said...

Hehe can't comment cause I cheated.
Googled. Google sent me to good friend Wiki. Wiki told me everything. But why did you suddenly post about such a thing?

chacha said...

Not so sure... but mujhe "idiots kya insaan ni hote" from bheja fry ki yaad aa gayi... that was a donkey show worth watching... :)

aaj tak and ekta kappor are the donkey shows in true sense... oops i am ofending donkeys with that line i guess :)

Tuhin said...

Now that is some real productive use of the internet! Wouldn't have known about donkey shows without you and without internet!

Solitaire said...

@ Idling,

Thanks!!! I think the girls in the donkey show are volunteers, though.

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

Hahahah!! Intuition?

Solitaire said...

@ Vinz,

Good "hearing"!

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

Whats a kinky kelly show in clerks 2?

Solitaire said...

@ CESS,

I really pity the animal! Its like rape!

Solitaire said...

@ STill thinking,

Try talking about Horses to a Freudian!!

Solitaire said...

@ Pavi,

Your comment made me laugh out loud!! Monkey show! Hahah!

Solitaire said...

@ Aneesh,

It does show its THING but then much more happens to the THING!

Solitaire said...

@ Hiren,

Hahaha!! Go ask him if this is the reason!

Solitaire said...

@ Rayshma,

If it were a donkey showing show, we would have to invite all the dhobis of India to go to Mexico!

Would you ever go see the real one if given a chance?

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy,

DONG HE SHOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal,

You think the donkey show experience in Mexico might be better than the one in India?

Solitaire said...

@ Neeku,

Why were you thinking of Apoo? What do you think of the answer now?

Solitaire said...

@ CG,

No I did not understand!
What does that mean?

Solitaire said...

@ Priya,

O its a reality show alright!

Solitaire said...

@ Idling,

Some were published because they did not give away the real answer earlier than the others. Did yours fall in that category?

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi,

Hahahah!

Solitaire said...

@ SMM,

Hahha! How did you know? But this is not some aira gaira strip show!!

Solitaire said...

@ Nitin,

Its not even remotely funny. Maybe I should start imagining you as the stripper in the donkey show that I am talking about. Hah!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman,

The grass is greener on the other side! This show is donkey sexual abuse!

Solitaire said...

@ Harini,

Any truth to that statement?

Solitaire said...

@ Abhishek,

Will India allow donkey shows to be telecast on Zee TV?

Solitaire said...

@ Ki,

Haha! More like an ADULT CIRCUS ACT!

Solitaire said...

@ Still thinking,

noooo! Just some comments were published earlier than the others.

Solitaire said...

@ Stubborn,

Hmmmm interesting...So Rakhi Sawant is compared to a donkey huh?

Solitaire said...

@ Pranay,

Now you know!!

Calm Frenzies is closed for the moment...

Solitaire said...

@ Chriz,

What a nerdy answer!!! It takes the cake!

Solitaire said...

@ Alok,

WHAT!! Tell me what happened in the show.

and be careful when saying, "I have been involved in a donkey show".

Solitaire said...

@ Stupid,

I generally "suddenly" post about things anyway so why suddenly this question about this post?

Solitaire said...

@ Chacha,

I wonder what Ekta Kapoor will have to say when her shows are compared to the Mexican donkey shows that I am talking about.

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin,

And you live in a state bordering Mexico...tcchhh tcccch!

Keshi said...

**Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer


I read that on Wiki too and I nearly passed out!



Keshi.

carolinagal said...

It means Donkey Show.
I knew what it was, which is why I wrote that comment in Spanish. I figured that you might know that I knew, because I didn't see my comment published until later.

Still thinking said...

Never got a chance to meet a Freudian...why do you think I spend my time here? :p

Btw, I'll still see a 'Crazy Horse' show any day than a 'Donkey Show'

P.S: Trust me, there's no horses involved in a 'Crazy Horse' show - I *heart* PETA :)

Neeku said...

@ Solitaire: Hai Ram ! Hey Bhagwan... that disgusting... OMG I think I owe an apology to Apoo now...

I thought it would be something related to some Donkey boodhi or something stupid... nothing like this... I should have Wiki it before commenting on it =(

@ Apoo: I am sorry =..(

Ankur said...

:P :P :P
hahaha... the whole description is amazing, and this one i knew but i never thought it cud have been so obvious a question...silly me!! lolzzz

also the first time i read i thought it was like, "wat a donkey shows?"
again silly me!! :P

but wheres the next one Sol... and how are things down there now??

Satish Bolla said...

sounds good.... ;)

btw, can u give me access to ur Calm Frenzies? i used to have access before in went on vacation, but not now... :(

Stubborn Delhite said...

lmao...ewwww..
idk bout the rakhi sawant comment...twas so random :@

btw,how'd the donkey show thing come into yor mind...?? :P

Veens said...

ewwwwwwwwww!

Abhinav said...

I didn't know that! :)

Tuhin said...

Yeah, Now I have all the more reasons to go to Mexico!

APOO said...

LOL! I could still have the lead role, which involves saving the donkey!!!

Shruti said...

hey.. I added a little question to my last post.. telling u coz u commented before that :)

Vandita said...

the female version of dhobi is dhoban...
waise i had wikied it after my comment ...ewwwww