I had asked you to guess what a donkey show is. For those who did not google it, here is what wikipedia says...
"The actual donkey show may occur 4-5 times per night (on weekends) and depends on there being a sufficiently large audience in attendance. In preparation for a show, two waiters will collect the donkey, bring it on stage and turn the donkey on its back, holding its legs up vertically. The performer will begin by performing oral sex on the donkey. She will then straddle the donkey such that their genitalia are in contact and she will spend several minutes rubbing their organs together. Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer, often depending on how much money has been collected in tips from the patrons. These shows generally last from five to fifteen minutes."
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Dont know what it is... but I know I could get the lead role!
(Ok, now I hope this is not some weird ass thing where people parade naked!)
Hmm... no idea. You tell me.
Btw, you've been tagged.
My guess would be:
A Donkey strip show?
oops donkeys dun wear clothes anyways! lol I forgot.
Now that I've guessed it, I'll google it.
Keshi.
As a girl u don't wanna know, and u don't really wanna be the girl in the donkey show. That should be enough!
Simplicity!!!
i have heard about a donkey show prevalent in some south american country which was all about fooling tourists promising an erotic show..!!
:)
sort of a spoof, I think!!!
kicking in the ass
tc
cu
An act of foolishness?
kinky kelly show in Clerks 2! watch it if u haven't
:O gadhe ki shadi perhaps ???
Chunkey Pandey!!!
One of those 'fortune telling' shows where there's a donkey owner,and,a donkey...the owner asks it a question,and the donkey goes around and stops in front of the person matching the answer?:)Pixel's just put up some pics of such a show(http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixel_eight).
One where people start off wating to be Salman Khan (super cool and sexy) and end up being Rajpal Yadav (Good stuff perhaps, but doesnt show till you start to act)
OMG, i can t believe it, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show gross!!!! how can a woman do that to a monkey? how can people watch this?
Now I understand why they need a LOTS of drinks before watching this! So many pervs in this world!!! ;)
C.
Lol! you really do some hardcore research for your 'short and simple' questions :)
The wikipedia gave it all away - let's say it's more like a doggy style show. I'd still prefer to see a 'Crazy Horse' than a 'Donkey show'.
hmm... our politicians singing,would really be a good donkey show... :P
i have zilch idea... has it gotta do something with the dhobi ghaat? ... there is some old story abt donkeys and dhobis that i can barely recall
Hahaha! i know this coz my friends who had gone to mexico..were taken by the cabbie to one..poor things!they had no clue wat it is and said "We'd prefer a monkey show!" :D
I guess it's donkey showing its THING. Based on the gender, you may substitute the THING.
:)
didnt knew and couldnt guess anything witty ... so wikipied it and got to know the answer ... and rofl ... now i know why a friend of mine always wanted to visit Mexico :-)
well its like a fair in villages and all, when ppl stand round a donkey and ask it questions like "whom will this happen to.. " and ask it to point at someone..
donkey show? is it any show on NGC about donkeys :O
it's a sex show, right? think they have these regularly in mexico for tourism-related reasons...
had read abt it... haven't seen one tho...
on a lighter note, it could be a showing of donkeys... like we have dog shows etc... ;)
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hee hee.. no comments!
Maybe its a male strip bar in China - where the women said "Dong He Show"...which got converted to Donkey show....
(btw checked the real meaning - its gross)
i guess i read the question incorrectly, or is the question been changed??
koi meri baat ka jawab dega!~!! :P
@ ankur,
the question never changed...I don't know what you understood it to be.
@ Apoo,
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I don't know if you can qualify to take part in it! OMG!
@ Kanan,
Will tell you.
Thanks for the tag.
@ Keshi,
Some donkeys do, though. The ones who are human on the outside.
@ Ankur,
HAHAHAHAH! Simplicity???? Wait till you find out what it is.
@ comfortably,
Spoof on what?
@ D,
I think it is! But this one's more hideous than foolish!
@ CU,
Oh this is definitely a lot more than kicking, for sure!
@ Daydreamer,
Shaadi se kuch kuch related hai...
@ Mayz,
Haha! Poor guy!
@ Amitl,
That is so funny!!
@ How do we know,
Wow. Philosophical twist, eh!
@ Vishesh,
Can you think of a politician donkey that will stand out?
P.S: If it were a monkey show, I am sure George Bush would emerge a winner.
@ Vandita,
What is the female version of a dhobi? Do you know?
@ Harini,
Does that stuff really happen?
i think i had been in tat show once in India....it goes something like this....
thers a donkey standing in between (with his master) and a whole lot of people surrounding it..(people make a round and donkey in its centre)..then his(donkey) starts asking questions like " who in the crowd is lazy?".."who in the crowd came here for bird watching?" etc etc..the donkey moves around and stands in front of a man or woman... and it is said that this donkey is very wise and never makes a mistake...
and i tell u , i had been ther only once and the experience was not good.....
i think this is wat a donkey show is...
@ Lukky,
what is NGC? Is it an adult channel?
@ abhinav,
Realllllllllly? Are you into donkey shows?
@apoo
You really dont want to wish for such a role!!!!!
I can't think of anything.... at the moment... I was thinking of Apoo ... but then that can't be entirely true... so now ,.. I am just waiting for the answer ...
Ooooooohhhhh 'Burro Mostrar' !!! Comprender? ;)
LOL!
may be a donkey reality show lol
**Some donkeys do, though. The ones who are human on the outside
hahaha good one Sol! I was actually thinking of that same ans b4...u wudnt believe it!
:)
I googled for the real one and cudnt believe wut I read OMG lol!
Keshi.
Hey, what happened to my comment?
Blame my love for useless trivia - if I am not mistaken it is a way to fleece tourists in Mexico and get them to drink lots of booze and blow up money while waiting for some stupid strip show to start
hah!
yeah..I am the same Nitin..
hmm..Donkey show...
I am imagining you doimng a belly dance to "Bass ekk King" on a Road Median..
:D
LOL...Sol, it's true- there really are such donkey shows in India,even today.And, some people do believe in their veracity.:)
LOL
Sometimes pays to be a DONKEY!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
@ solitaire
yeah it does.. my friend went to it once.. and the donkey said that she would be the person with the best husbund :P
anything associated with TV and ekta kapoor
A circus act? :P
I'm sure I had commented earlier, was my comment offensive? :(
a show on vich they make you watch weirdass vids like those of rakhi sawant ? ehhee ..
or
they jst giv u a mirror n ask u to name the donkey in it ? :P
lol..saw yor comment on my page...thnx for the wishes ! appreciated ! :)
No idea!!
This is as sweet as I could make it...
Solitaire, Invite me to dat calm frenzies, its my fav blog of yours and I am not able to see it..:((.
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donkey show is a process of getting things done in the best possible way for the interest of the soictey with a sole aim of making the lives of people happy..
In greek terminology this is referred to as alphaomegha phi.. some historians are trying to find the code behind these..
donkey is the male version of the animal
the female is called as donLOCK
Yeah I think it is what Nirmal pointed out. I've been involved in one too! :D
Hehe can't comment cause I cheated.
Googled. Google sent me to good friend Wiki. Wiki told me everything. But why did you suddenly post about such a thing?
Not so sure... but mujhe "idiots kya insaan ni hote" from bheja fry ki yaad aa gayi... that was a donkey show worth watching... :)
aaj tak and ekta kappor are the donkey shows in true sense... oops i am ofending donkeys with that line i guess :)
Now that is some real productive use of the internet! Wouldn't have known about donkey shows without you and without internet!
@ Idling,
Thanks!!! I think the girls in the donkey show are volunteers, though.
@ Iceman,
Hahahah!! Intuition?
@ Vinz,
Good "hearing"!
@ Tuhin,
Whats a kinky kelly show in clerks 2?
@ STill thinking,
Try talking about Horses to a Freudian!!
@ Pavi,
Your comment made me laugh out loud!! Monkey show! Hahah!
@ Aneesh,
It does show its THING but then much more happens to the THING!
@ Hiren,
Hahaha!! Go ask him if this is the reason!
@ Rayshma,
If it were a donkey showing show, we would have to invite all the dhobis of India to go to Mexico!
Would you ever go see the real one if given a chance?
@ Ceedy,
DONG HE SHOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
@ Nirmal,
You think the donkey show experience in Mexico might be better than the one in India?
@ Neeku,
Why were you thinking of Apoo? What do you think of the answer now?
@ CG,
No I did not understand!
What does that mean?
@ Priya,
O its a reality show alright!
@ Idling,
Some were published because they did not give away the real answer earlier than the others. Did yours fall in that category?
@ Keshi,
Hahahah!
@ SMM,
Hahha! How did you know? But this is not some aira gaira strip show!!
@ Nitin,
Its not even remotely funny. Maybe I should start imagining you as the stripper in the donkey show that I am talking about. Hah!
@ Iceman,
The grass is greener on the other side! This show is donkey sexual abuse!
@ Harini,
Any truth to that statement?
@ Abhishek,
Will India allow donkey shows to be telecast on Zee TV?
@ Ki,
Haha! More like an ADULT CIRCUS ACT!
@ Still thinking,
noooo! Just some comments were published earlier than the others.
@ Pranay,
Now you know!!
Calm Frenzies is closed for the moment...
@ Chriz,
What a nerdy answer!!! It takes the cake!
@ Alok,
WHAT!! Tell me what happened in the show.
and be careful when saying, "I have been involved in a donkey show".
@ Stupid,
I generally "suddenly" post about things anyway so why suddenly this question about this post?
@ Chacha,
I wonder what Ekta Kapoor will have to say when her shows are compared to the Mexican donkey shows that I am talking about.
@ Tuhin,
And you live in a state bordering Mexico...tcchhh tcccch!
**Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer
I read that on Wiki too and I nearly passed out!
Keshi.
It means Donkey Show.
I knew what it was, which is why I wrote that comment in Spanish. I figured that you might know that I knew, because I didn't see my comment published until later.
Never got a chance to meet a Freudian...why do you think I spend my time here? :p
Btw, I'll still see a 'Crazy Horse' show any day than a 'Donkey Show'
P.S: Trust me, there's no horses involved in a 'Crazy Horse' show - I *heart* PETA :)
@ Solitaire: Hai Ram ! Hey Bhagwan... that disgusting... OMG I think I owe an apology to Apoo now...
I thought it would be something related to some Donkey boodhi or something stupid... nothing like this... I should have Wiki it before commenting on it =(
@ Apoo: I am sorry =..(
:P :P :P
hahaha... the whole description is amazing, and this one i knew but i never thought it cud have been so obvious a question...silly me!! lolzzz
also the first time i read i thought it was like, "wat a donkey shows?"
again silly me!! :P
but wheres the next one Sol... and how are things down there now??
sounds good.... ;)
btw, can u give me access to ur Calm Frenzies? i used to have access before in went on vacation, but not now... :(
lmao...ewwww..
idk bout the rakhi sawant comment...twas so random :@
btw,how'd the donkey show thing come into yor mind...?? :P
ewwwwwwwwww!
I didn't know that! :)
Yeah, Now I have all the more reasons to go to Mexico!
LOL! I could still have the lead role, which involves saving the donkey!!!
hey.. I added a little question to my last post.. telling u coz u commented before that :)
the female version of dhobi is dhoban...
waise i had wikied it after my comment ...ewwwww
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