April 3, 2008

Multiple Roles

Din mein BHAIYA.....raat mein SAIYA.

Comment.

46 comments:

Nirmal's Blog said...

8.00--> boy wakes up his kid sister

9.00--> taks his sister 2 school..

2.00--> bring her back home...

4.00-->looks after her homework

6.00-->takes her to park..

8.00-->bring her back home

8.15-->leave from home..

8.30--> meets his sweethrt

9.00-->heads for a cozy dinner..

11.00--> heads to bedroom

rest censored

thus Din mein BHAIYA ...raat mein SAIYA..

Friendly nextdoor guy said...

ha ha
first one to comment, and this is the best comment i've ever given:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

common thing, but its amazing to notice it on a blog!!!

Friendly nextdoor guy said...

PS-i was wondering if you'd like to exchange links?

तुषार वर्मा said...

bahar jogi, andar bhogi

Keshi said...

ok I dun speak Hindi so u hv to translate..

Is it something like

'At night Im Jack and by day Im Jill'?

LOL!

Keshi.

Sam said...

dats is sick!!

elusive said...

I ACTUALLY know of a girl who goes bhaiya bhaiya on orkut and raat mein it's ding dong time! It happens only in India! Sad but yea..

rOhit said...

Yeh sarasar galat baat hai. Aise nek khayalat aapko aate kahan se hain. :P

Anyways multiple roles can never function without a GOOD supporting role. ;)

So it can be the other way too,
Din mein behna raat mein '[i]Na mat Kehna[/i]'. :P

Vicky said...

I believe that's 'followed' by only hypocrite and spineless people. Maybe only in 3rd world countries - where any unknown guy is your 'bhaiya' - even if you are secretly wanting to make love to him. If you express your desires in broad daylight [i.e. in public] , you're termed 'loose character'. So, better to keep it under wraps until day end, when that bhaiya turns saiya. Twisted minds of people.

Iceman said...

used 2 tease a lot of my frnds using that... in college days...

As long as u r biologically not siblings/cousins... no one is nobody's bhaiya!

Crimson Feet said...

That cock tease girl in school I secretly had a crush on, but couldn't say no when she wanted to tie me rakhi! :| (I mean WHY?... of all the guys... me!)

(I don't believe I just said it. :))

PREETI said...

oh totally! especially those rakhi brother types...iv seen alllllllll of them end up smooching under the mistletoe in months!

i think the rakhi is a mistletoe in disguise ;)

im hopin this is what u meant...? :)

brocasarea said...

my hidi is not so good!...:D

rahul said...

this is I think for all those girls who don't accept in front of their friends that they are dating this guy,or that and would do everything possible to conceal.....so that their options are open!!!(wah....mere kurafati dimaag ki upaj:P)

Pavi!!!! said...

oh gawd...the way u've written that it makes the act sound sooooooooo cheap....if u know wat i mean..

c e e d y said...

To na hoga pure din chaiyaa chaiyaa :(

AmitL said...

Hi,Solitaire...since I'm in a funny mood,this being our Dubai weekend,let me say- that sounds like the first words of a song tailormade for a David Dhawan flick.Is that what you had in mind?Or,is it the friendly neighbourhood doodhwaala bhaiya you're referring to?

Google says Saiya means:

-Japanese:Vegetable

-Dragonball:Saiya-jin means a person from the planet Saiya.
-There's also super-saiyan.

rayshma said...

incest!!!

Vandita said...

hmmm carefully ignored fact of many homes...
sad!

Tuhin said...

Shhh...log jaan jayenge!

d SINNER!!! said...

COWARDS!

SambY said...

hahahha..just look at the tags... hahaha...day brother night lover hahahahahahahahaha... its simple but its cracking me up real bad.. hahahhahaaha

well it happens.. haha.. hi girl frind calls hi m bhaiya in front of us.. but then the have "fun" time afterwards... but no necesarily in the night... lolz..so its like..din me bhaiya...din me hi saiya...

and when they have to meet at formal parties at the army club then also he is a bhaiya .i mean she addresses him so.. so its again,...din me bhaiya ..and raat me hi bhaiya... lolzzzzz

and well i am reminded of a incident.. i know its out of place here..but i cant stop to share it aha.. during my rounds in the corridor as the skool captain..i witnessed the most hilarious propasal of all...my classmate telling a junior hahha..bahuiya bhiyua kya bolti hai...sayia sayia bol na.. HAHAHAHAHAHA ALMAO... i dint have to go and cath them haha.I laughed so loud they ran away..hahahhaha... man.. shit ok i'll sop laughing. hahahhaa... ok now will stop

Ghost Particle said...

whatever it is...im going wit SAIYA!

Ghost Particle said...

Keshi! LOL...i tink the same...Jack and Jill, ur a genius!

Ghost Particle said...

dear...thank god im an insomniac....found this... that piece of crap Jim put ur pic in his blog
http://imnutsincapslove.blogspot.com/

Keshi said...

no one here bothered to translate this for me...no worries.

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

@ Nirmal, nice story. Yours?

@ Friendly, haha! Glad you are so amused by it. Exchange links?

@ Tushar, haha! Another nice one.

@ Keshi, its "brother in the day, lover in the night?"

Solitaire said...

@ Sam, and common!

@ Elusive, ding dong! HAHAH! Ya I knew a girl like that too..in school!

@ Rohit, hahaha!! Now how did YOU come up with that?

@ Vicky, whatever it is...it happens in India!!

Solitaire said...

@ Iceman, haha..you do not believe in "bhai maana hai"?

@ Crimson, feeling better having said it? haha! Why could you not say no?? Maybe she knew you had a crush on her and did that as a safeguard.

@ Preeti, yes yes! Exactly what I meant!

Solitaire said...

@ Broca's area, "brother in the day,lover at night?". Now comment.

@ Rahul, haha.."what are their options"? Is tying a rakhi the only option?

@ Pavi, hahahahahah!! It is, isn't it?

Solitaire said...

@ Ceedy, why sad? This is funny!

@ AmitL, nooooooo...limited only to Hindi. No Japanese please. And yes, music given by Bappi Lahiri.

@ Rayshma, really? Not biological related...then what?

@ Vandita, not just homes..schools too!

Solitaire said...

@ Tuhin, kyon?? Is it your kahani? Just kidding. :p

@ D sinner, shaant baalike shaant!

@ Samby, hahah! That's a funny story. Glad you loved it sooo much.

@ Ghost particle, EXCELLENT choice!

Solitaire said...

@ Ghost, what shall we do now? So mad!

@ Keshi, I just did..

Keshi said...

oh ok :) tnxx Solitaire!



**"brother in the day, lover in the night?"


I still dun get it..:( does it mean he's a brother to ya during the day and a lover to ya at night? If so, how can that be?


Keshi.

Crimson Feet said...

I wish... but unfortunately she had those sisterly things in her eyes when she was tying the rakhi. And she blurted out something to the effect that "i am the only guy she could trust in the whole class". I have no clue what i did to deserve such uncool treatment!.
I mean, I was genuinely, completely, ruthlessly struck OFF as a "possibility"!
:)

Solitaire said...

@ Keshi, thats how it happens many times in India. People do not want to reveal that they are lovers to the public so pretend that they are brother-sister but come nighttime and all's well! :)

Solitaire said...

@ Crimson, awww! I am sorry!

Sam said...

i dunno, if its common or not!! but then.... who knws!!

Deepali said...

Another way we use to hear this was - din mein sister, raat mein bistar

rayshma said...

still.. unless it's pure hypocrisy!

rOhit said...

Ofcourse, only I can be so cheap. :P

Solitaire said...

@ Sam, am telling you it is!

@ Deepali, hahahahah!

@ Rayshma, its more of a defense.

@ Rohit, :)

c e e d y said...

sad because this situation limits the "fun" one can have....dil khol ke pyar nahi kar sakte...

Keshi said...

o now I get it! Its the SAME in Sri Lanka *rolling eyes*

the girls call their BFs 'Ayya' meaning BROTHER..lol!

Keshi.

brocasarea said...

this saying holds good for some Indian girls here [not all of them]...they are such a hypocrites!!..

ishqia said...

pooh.. give him a slap