Skin, Hair, Boobs, Bellies, Penises and Vulvas get so boring and bland after some time! (Try watching American Pie: The Naked Mile and you'll get what I'm talking about.)
Though Curves and Muscles are always welcome. Sadly, few own those.
In Japan, they have launched lingeries that can be charged with solar power, and they can then be used to charge small devices like cell phones and ipods. The ironic part is that the clothes in question need to be exposed to sunlight while they are put on.
So yes, some of us can, in the due course, safely say that we wear clothes so that we can charge our cellphones!
Male birds are known to sing melodious tunes in hopes of attracting female mating partners.
In the case of Homo sapiens, though, they practice regular expression of manliness by donning mildly impressive polymer-like substances commonly known as "clothes" in the community and thus attract partners.
However, females are known to express themselves more, than the opposite sex, using this manner of capturing attention. Although this kind of peculiar behavior from a species makes up for an interesting pair up between the males and the females, the homosapien community is known more for taking into consideration other factors such as emotions, mental compatibility before they end up in a biotic relationship.
Disclaimer: This so-called scientific abstract was in no way based on any kind of inspiration from Sir Attenborough.
actually it's a long story.Once upon a time there was a guy and girl(call them Adam and Eve or Obama and Hillary whatever)..they were living very happily in their pri-mordial environment, eating from trees, fresh meat by killing animals from clubs etc, they had a great relationship(intimate physical), with no obstructions, boundaries and all, then one day Eve(or Hillary) saw a beautiful tiger with strips and all , and begged, cajoled and threatened Obama to get him his skin.Hillary then wrapped the tiger's skin around her and felt good, then she told obama you have no "SHAME" put on something.
Ankur-janam din mubarak ho dost...ye andar ki baat hai dost. Solitare-Please read the other's comment...aur u want to know about matlab..it is software tool for image processing,statistical analysis etc....i think this is enough information for u...:D
well the b'day wants to be in his b'day dress i guess..
seriously i like asking the question to people...the thing if we didn't "we will be rolling like animals" (my account master's quote,conveniently being used in the wrong sense)
I'm sure all nudists also ask this question,Solitaire.Tradition has ingrained upon our minds that clothes(Forming a part of roti,kapda aur makaan basics ) are a must, a necessity,both,as protection from the weather elements and for distinguishing ourselves from the rest of the world.
Another interesting theory I have is that clothes are like exteriors anywhere- they happily camouflage the interior,right from the tyres to the oranges to the bananas to the lemons..OMG..what did I just say?ROFL.Couldn't resist that quip.So,we like to wear these exteriors.
Oops,I forgot-if we wear only leaves in a place like Baroda,the goats,cows and other menagerie which roam around the streets would have a merry time,gobbling them up alongwith some pvt parts..too scary!!!!Clothes it is.
ignore my response....the explanation will not be short....
if interested it is referencing to the book "ascent of man - dr. jacob bronowski" - where he dwells not only into clothing but many other facets that attribute to our evolution and our existence
Ankur, no no not like that. I mean if people actually started not wearing anything, others will follow. It's like the society sets the trends you know and this one was set long back and no one has cared to change it. ;)
LOL..Ankur,I guess u skipped reading some part of my comment: *if we wear only leaves in a place like Baroda,the goats,cows and other menagerie which roam around the streets would have a merry time,gobbling them up alongwith some pvt parts..too scary!!!!*
What it means,in simple terms is,the menagerie roaming around the Baroda roads,would delightedly gobble up any leaves u're wearing,and,in their hurry,probably gobble up some pvt parts too!
As for me not being a nudist,well,not yet!ROFL-at least,not in public.
130 comments:
hahahaha....
for guys...
so that no pole blocks our vision..
for gals..
so that no pole gets erected...
lol
because we cannot wear leaves all the time! c'mon!
Ankur u wanna be naked? okkkay!
**"Why do we wear clothes?"
so that terrible accidents can be prevented and lives can be saved.
Keshi.
some people actually wear clothes? :P
Sol I want ur opinion in my today's post..cos it's do with psychology..I think so :)
Keshi.
I dun wear clothes all the time btw...I wear a smile/frown sometimes ;-)
Keshi.
hey thanks...
looks like this is the best bday i had in long time... :D :D
presents everywhere... thankya :)
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hey ankur...belated wishes yaar..
so theres something to take off :)
:_)))
no compulsion at all....;-))) remove them...
i don't wear cloth but i wear shirt and pants made of cloth not to embr.... other...:D
Skin, Hair, Boobs, Bellies, Penises and Vulvas get so boring and bland after some time! (Try watching American Pie: The Naked Mile and you'll get what I'm talking about.)
Though Curves and Muscles are always welcome. Sadly, few own those.
ermm.. coz not all moments are the best moments!! ;)
to enhance pplz imaginations :P
coz we go no fur.
we wear clothes coz not everybody looks good wthout them!! :D
We 'wear' them because they're not edible :|
If they were (edible that is), we'd be eating them instead and wearing pizzas instead.
:|
:D How pathetic can I get anyway :D
CLOTHES? I guess to ummmmmmmm
Heck, Why do we wear them? LOL!!
In Japan, they have launched lingeries that can be charged with solar power, and they can then be used to charge small devices like cell phones and ipods. The ironic part is that the clothes in question need to be exposed to sunlight while they are put on.
So yes, some of us can, in the due course, safely say that we wear clothes so that we can charge our cellphones!
Male birds are known to sing melodious tunes in hopes of attracting female mating partners.
In the case of Homo sapiens, though, they practice regular expression of manliness by donning mildly impressive polymer-like substances commonly known as "clothes" in the community and thus attract partners.
However, females are known to express themselves more, than the opposite sex, using this manner of capturing attention. Although this kind of peculiar behavior from a species makes up for an interesting pair up between the males and the females, the homosapien community is known more for taking into consideration other factors such as emotions, mental compatibility before they end up in a biotic relationship.
Disclaimer:
This so-called scientific abstract was in no way based on any kind of inspiration from Sir Attenborough.
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hmmm...
* leaves arent that fashionable*
*global warming in not on full mode yet*
*Each age is a reaction to previous one...so u can see the chronology :P*
*What will happen 2 designers then?*
i have lots more...
@nirmal's blog
**so that no pole blocks our vision..
really :P
means u think u will still look at poles leavin d rest :P
lol
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@radhika
hehe... which means we have to wear something, is it ???
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@ Nirmal,
HUH?!
@ Radhika,
Ya..after all we are trying to save trees right?
@ Keshi,
"accidents"?
Motor accidents or some other kind?
@ G-man,
What do you wear?
@keshi
**Ankur u wanna be naked? okkkay!
keshi i do get naked everyday...
now dont think dirty, i do shower everyday ;) ;)
hehe
**so that terrible accidents can be prevented and lives can be saved.
u think we will still be driving cars ;)
lol
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@ Keshi,
And I wear my heart on my sleeve.
@ Ankur,
You are welcome! Are you coming back to answer everyone?
@g-man
huh??
@keshi
**I wear a smile/frown sometimes
and tats the best thing to wear isnt :)
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@nirmal
thanks man :)
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@chakoli
i m askin abt wearing those n u talkin abt removing ;)
hehe
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@rakesh
oh so looking u naked others will be embarrased, and by wat may we know :D :D
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@alok
oh so u r bored of them, eh?
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@hiren
oh really, but then we do "take off" without them :P
lol
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@ hiren,
Why the extra work? Don't wear them in the first place!
@ Chakoli,
You first!
@ Rakesh,
Matlab????????
@sam
hehe... but cant we make them all? ;)
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@gunj
oh certainly!!! :P
then we do dream a lot ;)
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@ghost particle
hehe, we have got furs, cant u see them ;)
*ROFL
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@ria
well said, but then how do u know :P :P
hehe
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@macadamia the nut
u came up with the best possible one...
do u know that eatable lingeries come and they are used for pleasure ;)
try tat sometime and u need not to eat pizzas, they come in chocolate flavor too :P :P
hehe
**How pathetic can I get anyway
more than this... just try it out :D
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@ Alok,
They do get boring?? So clothes bring in novelty? Interesting.
@ Sam,
Then we should technically be wearing them at the not so good moments I suppose?
@ Gunj,
With or without clothes, some people can do wonders with their fantasies.
@ Ghost,
Some people do..trust me!
i wear the skin of that which was my enemy >:)
@ ankur: why the huh?
@cinder-single
hehe... think think... u will eventually think of something ;) ;)
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@crimson feet
oh wow... well done dood :P :P
good research :P
*ROFL
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@anonymous
i m thoroughly impressed :D
amazing!!!
:)
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P.S. r u a scientist/researcher????
@d sinner!!!
* leaves arent that fashionable*
they are, check FTv
*global warming in not on full mode yet*
then it would never be or we wont be living to see it in full swing!!!
*Each age is a reaction to previous one...so u can see the chronology :P*
i cant c any :P
*What will happen 2 designers then?*
there wont be any ;)
*i have lots more...*
come up... dont be shy :D :D
hehe
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@g-man
some ppl wear wat they like to but we still call them clothes, isnt :)
@ ankur: you normies are weird...
@g-man
haha... but then who isnt ;)
:D
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because attitude does not have a physical form
@Ankur...furry people. i imagine! :p
o0o look, a birdie!!!
even i dint get ..
y do we wear clothes???....i mean gals look great without that...
i guess shud ban tat..hmmm
cause exhibitionism is not a turn on for all of us... (sadly)
@ceedy
well certainly it doesnt!!!
or may be it does, cant u c tat with ones face, walkin, talkin, thinkin, and a lot many other things???
it may be difficult to comprehend for everyone but it does have some physical form or other!!!
and then do we necessarily have to hide one physical form with other (by wearing clothes)???
;)
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@ghost particle
oh.. u already have started imagining... read solitaires reply to gunj ;)
hehe
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@g-man
r u tryin to tell me tat birds arent wierd???
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@nirmal
who didnt u get, eh?
well... girls do look gr8 without them but they look awesome too in them, isnt :)
Cheers!!!
@samby
bhai... par sabhi naked hoge toh kaisi exhibition???
Cheers!!!
actually it's a long story.Once upon a time there was a guy and girl(call them Adam and Eve or Obama and Hillary whatever)..they were living very happily in their pri-mordial environment, eating from trees, fresh meat by killing animals from clubs etc, they had a great relationship(intimate physical), with no obstructions, boundaries and all, then one day Eve(or Hillary) saw a beautiful tiger with strips and all , and begged, cajoled and threatened Obama to get him his skin.Hillary then wrapped the tiger's skin around her and felt good, then she told obama you have no "SHAME" put on something.
that is how, we started wearing clothes!!!!!
@ Ria,
so does that mean that those who look good without them should not wear them?
@ Macadamia,
You know that you can get edible underwear in adult stores?
@ cinder,
You tell me!
@ Crimson,
OMG! I thought you were making it up! Seriously, we are getting weirder day by day..mankind that is..
@ Anonymous,
I am going bonkers reading your comment! It looks like an in-depth analysis and an excerpt out of a dissertation or something!
@ D sinner,
Leaves ARE fashionable! Try wearing them...
@ Ceedy,
Mujhe kuch samjha nahi..not even Ankur's response to you.
@ Nirmal,
Do you think all gals look good without clothes? Tcch tcch..you are really blinded by the female sex.
@ Samby,
Exhibitionism always has had a negative connotation.
@ Rahul,
I LOVE your story!! Very creative...and hard hitting, in a funny way!
So that there will be atleast some difference b/w human and animal
@rahul
haha :P :P
funny it sounds :P
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@nitin
**So that there will be atleast some difference b/w human and animal
so which means if animals will start wearing clothes there will be no difference, eh?
:P
:P
r u tryin to emphasize the fact that we do have furs!!!
*ROFL
lolzzz
Cheers!!
@ Ankur,
Your response to Nitin is soooo funny!!
Sol it can be any kinda accidents...road or home. D u think I can cook w.o. burning my hands if my uncle/aunt walked naked in front of me?
And yes Sol, I wear my heart and lungs on my sleeve too lol!
Ankur...I shower with my jeans n T on. :):) kidding!
Keshi.
To leave something to the imagination of the onlookers! Otherwise there'll be no work for the brains rite????
@Solitaire
thnxx :D :D
i hope i m upto it :D
hehe
Cheers!!!
@Keshi
oh wow keshi... i wasnt askin abt shower in public ;) ;)
lolzz... kiddin :D
Cheers!!!
****you are really blinded by the female sex.*****
i really njoy getting blinded by female SEX...lol
to make a statement to one another : )
to keep warm...
to hide...
take care!
Ankur-janam din mubarak ho dost...ye andar ki baat hai dost.
Solitare-Please read the other's comment...aur u want to know about matlab..it is software tool for image processing,statistical analysis etc....i think this is enough information for u...:D
Ahhh thast what if we have no reasons... better to remove themmm
;-))
@ sol: sorry for using this as a conversation window...
@ ankur: the birdie thing was a clever scheme to try to change the subject :P
because you dont want to see what some people look like naked... [:P] happy budday ankur (belated though it is)...
No.. what I mean was other way...if human stops wearing it.. then it will be hard differentiate
Because beauty is not just skin deep!
well the b'day wants to be in his b'day dress i guess..
seriously i like asking the question to people...the thing if we didn't "we will be rolling like animals" (my account master's quote,conveniently being used in the wrong sense)
@ Keshi,
Haha! That thought is funny!
@ Vishesh,
The birthday boy wanted everyone to be in their birthday suit on his birthday!!
@ D,
Haha. Conveniently used in the wrong sense.
@ Nitin,
I will let Ankur answer that.
@ Bubbles,
You don't? That's what Nirmal wants!
@ Chakoli,
What about the winter?
I'm sure all nudists also ask this question,Solitaire.Tradition has ingrained upon our minds that clothes(Forming a part of roti,kapda aur makaan basics ) are a must, a necessity,both,as protection from the weather elements and for distinguishing ourselves from the rest of the world.
Another interesting theory I have is that clothes are like exteriors anywhere- they happily camouflage the interior,right from the tyres to the oranges to the bananas to the lemons..OMG..what did I just say?ROFL.Couldn't resist that quip.So,we like to wear these exteriors.
Oops,I forgot-if we wear only leaves in a place like Baroda,the goats,cows and other menagerie which roam around the streets would have a merry time,gobbling them up alongwith some pvt parts..too scary!!!!Clothes it is.
ummm... not possible... technically u knw.. not at all!!
@solitaire and ankur
ignore my response....the explanation will not be short....
if interested it is referencing to the book "ascent of man - dr. jacob bronowski" - where he dwells not only into clothing but many other facets that attribute to our evolution and our existence
I think I got carried away.
And about Ankurs response...will let him explain
@ Rakesh,
Still very confused!
I think because others wear them. If no one wore them, then we wouldn't mind not wearing them.
will reply to all in the evening... a lil busy with work :(
Cheers!!!
kya yaar u did not get my wordings...i just told not to embarrass others....thats all.
@ankur... thanks! :)
@ sol --- i was OK without the clarification on "we"
@ nut --- i was about to write EXACTLY the same thing, and then i realised, as you did too, that i was being pathetic ;).
@ Crimson,
You never know! These days everyone seems to be wearing their heart on their sleeve.
@nirmal
most of the ppl do the same, u rnt above average then :P
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@coco
haha... hide from whom???
and to keep urself warm u can always stand on a gas burner too :P
Cheers!!!
@Rakesh
thnx :)
nahi... yeh bahar ki baat hai :P
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@Chakoli
exactly ;)
so whos stopping you ;)
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@g-man
oh... so u agree that u changed the subject.. is it :O
lolzz
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@bubbles of firewhisky
Thnxxx :)
haha, so u wear them so tat others do wear... and then u look at someone whos doesnt look good without clothes and say... WOW
superb logic boss ;) ;)
:P
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@D
yep i agree, but then y do we hide it ?
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@vishesh
'his b'day dress':- did ya come with clothes on ;)
:P
hehe
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@amitl
so u dont believe u rnt a nudist??? is it...
surprised surprised!!!
well to distinguish urself with the world, there are a lot many other things one can do... but whether clothes can really do tat, i wonder!!!! :)
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@Amitl
dont tell me u not being a nudist still watch the private parts of animals...
:P :P
plzzz... get a brk ;)
lolzz
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@sam
wats not possible??
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@Ceedy
hehe... bro i can read leangth :)
when r u explaning me :D :D
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@kanan
haha... so u an ardent follower of wat everyone do :P :P
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@Crimson feet
oh... u dont know how one sounds sarcastic :P :P
heheh
thnx neways ;)
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Ankur, no no not like that. I mean if people actually started not wearing anything, others will follow. It's like the society sets the trends you know and this one was set long back and no one has cared to change it. ;)
Until someone actually comes and changes it! :P
@kanan
then be the one... start the trend... i will follow this time ;) :P
heheh
Cheers!!!
LOL..Ankur,I guess u skipped reading some part of my comment:
*if we wear only leaves in a place like Baroda,the goats,cows and other menagerie which roam around the streets would have a merry time,gobbling them up alongwith some pvt parts..too scary!!!!*
What it means,in simple terms is,the menagerie roaming around the Baroda roads,would delightedly gobble up any leaves u're wearing,and,in their hurry,probably gobble up some pvt parts too!
As for me not being a nudist,well,not yet!ROFL-at least,not in public.
Arrey yaar agar hum log kapdey nahin pehnenge toh textile industry waley, desingners, darzi aur kapdey ki dukaan waaley roti aur makaan kaise kharidengey?
I tell you its all the conspiracy of the lobbyists. Just like tobacco industry.
Its all politics and the moolah because of which cigarattes and clothes haven't been banned everywhere yet ;)
clothes are for protection.. not only physical, but sexual , and inner protection..
so we must choose good clothes that protects us, gives confidence
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