Well i was sleeping beauty in my last birth and the biggest mistake i did was tht i slept so much tht in this birth i dont fall asleep as easily as i used to in my previous birth. :P
i got some site which calculates something and gives freaky answers..it said i was an eagle.. i guess eating a rat was my biggest mistakes .. i died due to plague ,,,may be :P
hwo to get so many comments within 2 days .. all are over hundred .. :)
-2 births back I was this super cute chimp..female...n my mistake was that i was soooooooo smart n cld do all kinds of tricks etc etc...coz of which chimps evolved to humans...n since then the poor chimps were never given the importance tht is due to them.
-last birth I was Cindrella. n my mistake...not gettin smart with my wicked step-mother n evil sisters soon enough.
@sol: Goin by the trend want to guess wat my mistake this birth will be???
I think i am really a good guy or to go ahead one step further i would say I can be counted in best of the lot(relatively)!
In my last birth, I might be some Jain god who is nice, moral, straight forward and with all good human qualities the god suppose to have. I am being Gujju Jain, I know the interpretation of god in jain that they are nothing but humans with best qualities unlike hindu gods. Anyways, even if I was not in my last birth would make it this time!!! Of Course high hopes :)
There was no internet in last birth so I could not market myself enough!!! I would rate that as a biggest technological mistake.
First i have question for you Solitaire, "did you mean the last birth or previous birth?" ha ha ha... you must have asked the bloggers "what were you in your previous birth?"...if my previous birth was my last birth, then, i am phantom-the ghost now....ha ha ha ha ha...
okie then...coming to your question seriously...ofcourse i cannot be funny da :)...supposing the word "last" means "previous"...
And further Suppose I believe in Reincarnation: I will tell you, but, you will not believe me!!
"In my last birth I was God! My biggest mistake was to create this world! The worst mistake commited by me was to create humans!! you know its so difficult to be taking care of all these human species...giving them ears, eyes, mouth, i mean whole body as you can see in the human body anatomy...i dont know what would have happened..if i had given the faculties of humans to animals, birds and all the creations...my throne in the heaven would be shaking now!!!"
why do you ask such tough questions...what do you think I was in my previous birth...i mean my last birth....ha ha ha ha ha...Solitaire
Well I am positive I was that stupid ant in my previous life.
After the night of partying I remember getting carried away and meddling with the Elephant - as other fellow ants chanted "khuchal dal salle ko" - that was dead ant dead ant dead ant....
ha ha ha ...seems my answer about my last was not so convincing...well whatever you say...may be demon or deluded...
can a psychologist not come up with better analysis...ha ha ha...
when you ask questions in short and sweet...either you need funny answers or some material for your own mind's satisfaction...
what you expect as answers or words funny is your boundry...your boundry is set by you...and that too when you call you a intellectual in your thought process...
you see fun is something that starts from one neuron triggering the mechanism of smile..
but yes, nor ami a god nor a demon...nor anything to claim that i am...thanks :)
iss janam mein bhi kutto se behtar kya haal hai...khna dhundna padta hai..boss k aagey dum hilana padta hai...and have to sniff every other woman jus to have a female company...bahut buri jindagi hai... :P
cal the wud be of rose caught me on the ship and threw me off..:(...after that met rose in heaven who kicked me bac to earth ..so here i am as hemu before u...:)..
I don't knw who I was...but I'm pretty much sure I died when my vehicle fell off a the side of a steep winding uphill road. I get nightmares when I'm on such roads
Maybe I was not anything in my last birth. I never had any last birth.
Since human population is going on increasing, it means not all of them are reborn souls. New ones are getting added every day.
Maybe I am one of the new fresh ones.
Now I know why the world and its people always get the better of me. They carry with them all the games and tricks and experience learnt in the past birth. I am just a rookie :P
@Sol: **Rob a lindt store**... sparkle in my eyes! sounds like a plan...am all xcited..Darn!now u made me crave for lindt :| BTW..if i get to eat the choc n make headline news..im not sure i'd even consider that a mistake!
the answers should b pure fictional??? aaaah, they will b fictional b'coz if i remember abt my last birth, things will b different.
anyways, in my last birth, i'm the luckiest guy and the biggest mistake i did is to under-estimate my luckiness. so, in this birth, am born as the most unluckiest guy... :(
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ummm i was lucifer n was thrown outta paradise
me...
mmm dog....
last thing.....
mmmmmmmm
biting someones' di.k off :P
Wanna know who threw Mayz out of hell as well? ME!!! We had this fight about hell's throne u c :)
(it is still on!!!)
I was a rishi and i married some apsara!!!
i was definitely a Bihari or sth and i died in fire..
I was an amoeba. In a bid to evolve, I ended up killing myself :(
er!! lemme think!
I was The Lord of the Universe.
Then I died. Damn!
I was shakti kapoor... :PPP
Do i need to state what I did ?? :PPPPP
or another one... I could be Johny Depp...and the biggest sin .... I dint married chakoli lol... :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
uh...hemm...welll...ok.
Well i was sleeping beauty in my last birth and the biggest mistake i did was tht i slept so much tht in this birth i dont fall asleep as easily as i used to in my previous birth. :P
hmm...i donno...
might be a dog...hurt myself too much..thats why i must be cynophobic ;)
pappu ... and the mistake ... (sigh) ... i didnt learn to dance ...
I was a basic Devilish creature..(Lucifer,hellraiser...anything!)
and the biggest sin was falling in love with a SOLITAIRE from heaven :p..
PS_not you =O
m straight you see :D
I like that answer Mayz... Can I cheat it? But that must be a really long time ago, no?
:-)
i was Marilyn Monroe......
... my failing was that I was vain about my hair......
LOOK AT ME NOW!!!
I was the prime minister of india and I'd signed thenuclear deal without so much of a fuss. And may be this was the biggest mistake too !!!
i got some site which calculates something and gives freaky answers..it said i was an eagle..
i guess eating a rat was my biggest mistakes ..
i died due to plague ,,,may be :P
hwo to get so many comments within 2 days ..
all are over hundred .. :)
How do you suppose to know that ???
Any Mantras o' smthing ??
i was one of the cats who were worshipped as a goddess in ancient egypt. my sin? i was curious to know what a human goddess must be like.
as they say, curiosity killed the cat ;)
I was a quiet,calm,cool,collected individual who loved reading and writing letters to editors.I am...same as above,but,add 'blogs'..:)
Biggest mistake in last birth?Nah-need some 'inspiration'to remember that!!
kk..so i remember who i was for the last 2 births
-2 births back I was this super cute chimp..female...n my mistake was that i was soooooooo smart n cld do all kinds of tricks etc etc...coz of which chimps evolved to humans...n since then the poor chimps were never given the importance tht is due to them.
-last birth I was Cindrella. n my mistake...not gettin smart with my wicked step-mother n evil sisters soon enough.
@sol: Goin by the trend want to guess wat my mistake this birth will be???
@ Pavi,
To be honest, all that I can think of is that you will rob a Lindt store and create headline news!
I bet you were a super cute chimp!
I think i am really a good guy or to go ahead one step further i would say I can be counted in best of the lot(relatively)!
In my last birth, I might be some Jain god who is nice, moral, straight forward and with all good human qualities the god suppose to have. I am being Gujju Jain, I know the interpretation of god in jain that they are nothing but humans with best qualities unlike hindu gods. Anyways, even if I was not in my last birth would make it this time!!! Of Course high hopes :)
There was no internet in last birth so I could not market myself enough!!! I would rate that as a biggest technological mistake.
@ Daydreamer,
EEWWWWWWWW! Aise vichaar kaha se aate hai!!
@ Ankur,
I do not believe it. I think you were a GAINDA.
@ Hiren,
I am glad you made that mistake. Now there is a song about you! Did you know that?
I think I was a dog in my previous life, and the worst mistake I made was to pee on my owner's Persian rug!
Woof woof!
Suppose you believe in Reincarnation?
What were you in your last birth? And what was the biggest mistake you committed in your last birth?
First i have question for you Solitaire, "did you mean the last birth or previous birth?" ha ha ha...
you must have asked the bloggers "what were you in your previous birth?"...if my previous birth was my last birth, then, i am phantom-the ghost now....ha ha ha ha ha...
okie then...coming to your question seriously...ofcourse i cannot be funny da :)...supposing the word "last" means "previous"...
And further Suppose I believe in Reincarnation:
I will tell you, but, you will not believe me!!
"In my last birth I was God!
My biggest mistake was to create this world! The worst mistake commited by me was to create humans!! you know its so difficult to be taking care of all these human species...giving them ears, eyes, mouth, i mean whole body as you can see in the human body anatomy...i dont know what would have happened..if i had given the faculties of humans to animals, birds and all the creations...my throne in the heaven would be shaking now!!!"
why do you ask such tough questions...what do you think I was in my previous birth...i mean my last birth....ha ha ha ha ha...Solitaire
i guess i was a COWBOY who hated HORSES....
so i died walking and walking...
so sad..
Well I am positive I was that stupid ant in my previous life.
After the night of partying I remember getting carried away and meddling with the Elephant - as other fellow ants chanted "khuchal dal salle ko" - that was dead ant dead ant dead ant....
@ Mayz,
I know a "lucifer" guy who used to harass me online. Was that you?
@Phantom,
Judging from your laughter, your reasoning, and your answer, I am convinced that you are either a demon or suffering from delusion from grandeur.
Gainda toh phir bhi sounds sweet, agar mai kisi ko bolun tu Gaindi thi...sheesh... it sounds :(
hehe :D
waise tune kaise sense kara ki mai yahi likhne wala tha but i changed my answer!! :O
warna log phir se mere par pyar ka ilzaam laga dete!! :P
hehe
Cheers!!!
maine wahan itna bada post likha aur tune comment kya kara?? 3 words!! :(
was jack on the titanic and dint save rose instead saved myself....lol..
urs..hemu..
lol..dont really believe in it...
but still..wud ve been a king...
mistake...married too many times :D
ha ha ha ...seems my answer about my last was not so convincing...well whatever you say...may be demon or deluded...
can a psychologist not come up with better analysis...ha ha ha...
when you ask questions in short and sweet...either you need funny answers or some material for your own mind's satisfaction...
what you expect as answers or words funny is your boundry...your boundry is set by you...and that too when you call you a intellectual in your thought process...
you see fun is something that starts from one neuron triggering the mechanism of smile..
but yes, nor ami a god nor a demon...nor anything to claim that i am...thanks :)
mera naam kharab karke rakha hua hai logo ne :(
iss janam mein bhi kutto se behtar kya haal hai...khna dhundna padta hai..boss k aagey dum hilana padta hai...and have to sniff every other woman jus to have a female company...bahut buri jindagi hai... :P
**What were you in your last birth?
President JFK
**And what was the biggest mistake you committed in your last birth?
Produce a son as hot as JFK Jr, that made Keshi pass out many times! Yes its a sin.
Keshi.
@ Daydreamer,
But blogging toh kar pata hai na!!!
@ Phantom,
You wanna do a Ph.D? You did a thesis here!
@ Hemanth,
EEESSSH!! So how did you finally die and be born as Hemu?
@ Maverick,
Oy hoy!! Handsome king tha kya? Hrithik Roshan type?
@ Ankur,
Those three words sum up everything. What can I do?
@ Ankur,
Pyar kiya toh darna kya!
@ Ceedy,
Must have done some great punya to be born as a human being..ant se human being! Waah waah!
@ Nirmal,
Aaaay? Yeh kya tha!
@ Phantom,
Why are you repeating the question? were you also a parrot or a chimp who imitated?
@ CG,
Hahah!! So like you! I mean just the dog part...not the peeing part.
@ Pujan,
Oy! This is not a platform to discuss which God is better. And if you were a God in your last birth, how did you die? I thought Gods are immortal!
@ AmitL,
Scholarly huh??
@ Rayshma,
That's a very good one!!
@ Am In Trance,
Hahahahah! I dunno!! Ask everyone else. They seem to know what they were!
@ arvind,
Realllllllllllly? Tell me what site!!!
And about the comments, you are not doing too bad yourself Mister!
@ Zahid,
Name please!
@ Arjun,
I think Marilyn Monroe had lots of other things to be vain about!! Tcch tcch..am glad only the hair is affected.
@ D,
You cannot cheat! Were you and Mayz siamese twins!
@ Aayushi,
Mayz already has the lucifer position. How many of them were there? D is also fighting for it!! And so is D Sinner! GOSH!
Solitaire and all huh? ;)
@ Abhishek,
Any prof harassing you this birth?
@ Vishesh,
Daydreamer was a dog too!! You guys knew each other?
@ Ria,
Oh oh!! Who was the prince that woke you up? Met him yet in this birth?
@ Ghost,
??
@ Chakoli,
Those two people are still alive!!!!!!!!!
@ Veens,
Still thinking?
@ SS,
Oh oh! :(
Well you are pretty well evolved this birth!
@ How do we know
WOW! How are you so sure?
@ Keshi,
Hahah!! So you are in love with your son from your last birth?
lo insaan and kutte k bich ka lone difference ..blogging karna...haddd hai ...
cal the wud be of rose caught me on the ship and threw me off..:(...after that met rose in heaven who kicked me bac to earth ..so here i am as hemu before u...:)..
urs..hemu..
pretty much! Im in love with my own son in my previous birth. lol!
btw JFK Jr is dead now :(
Keshi.
haha...
kisne kisko???
:O
yeh bhi bata do jab itna bata diya hai toh! lolzzz
Cheers!!!
@D
yeah i have been alive forever...
I don't knw who I was...but I'm pretty much sure I died when my vehicle fell off a the side of a steep winding uphill road. I get nightmares when I'm on such roads
I'll tell in my next birth.
i was heath ledger!! I 'put' a smile on people's face! And hence they should gimme the oscar now! :P
PS: Thanks for visitng the blog!
blogrolled you!
keep visitng :)
No one.
The kingdom disintegrated due to anarchy in my absence.
Now there are just nomadic planet civilizations in different parts of the universe, blissfully unaware of each other's existence.
Earth is one of them.
Yah, I was Einstein and mistake??
I think I forgot to develop a theory to create a time machine.
What to do? Now, it's too late!!!
Jughead Jones.
No crime committed and hence I'm much the same. Except that Archie's flirtacious nature has rubbed off on me in this janam!
Maybe I was not anything in my last birth. I never had any last birth.
Since human population is going on increasing, it means not all of them are reborn souls. New ones are getting added every day.
Maybe I am one of the new fresh ones.
Now I know why the world and its people always get the better of me.
They carry with them all the games and tricks and experience learnt in the past birth. I am just a rookie :P
Sol, I just wondering, are your profile pics updated in chronological order, reverse chronological order or in any order.
Maybe you could put all of them in one post in chronological order. Something similar to, but different from the mosaic tag.
If required, I hereby tag you for it ;)
By the way, now that jeopardy is over, does not mean it has successfully jeopardised our revolution, andolan, mutiny, agitation, demand, etc.
So where are your answers? :)
:):):)))))...cho chweet
hey there! i can either be a parrot or a chimp...thats two births...but how can i be a parrot and chimpuu at the same time?...
tell me Solitaire,
reincarnation is due to the birth, whether the ten or nine or less then that months in womb is considered life?...
reincarnation is not just a belief but a process...the travel of the soul with knowledge...
I was Christopher Columbus.
I discovered America.
@ Alok,
Nice discovery! :)
@ Phantom!!
Keep it short and sweet! These discussions on Psychobabble. Here its only crazy stuff!! ;)
@ Stupid,
Tag will be done in a few hours! :)
@ Vrij,
aha!! New and improved Jughead!
@ aneesh,
Sure??????? Sure you have no leftovers from that previous brain to this life?
@ the soul,
Thank you!
@ Phatichar,
Kyonnnnnnnn?
@ SMM,
Reallly? It could very well be true! OR you could have watched too many hindi movies.
@ ankur,
Hai daiya bus bhi karo! Log kya kahenge?
@ Keshi,
Maybe he is reborn as your love in your present life!
@ Hemu,
Tcch tcch! What a tragic love story.
@ Daydreamer,
Tune hi toh kaha ke aur koi difference nahi hai!
**Maybe he is reborn as your love in your present life!
in that case, he must be invisible. lolz!
Keshi.
I was Indra with apsaras all over me, helping me with grapes and wine!!
then I got bored with all that, then I thought what the heck :P!!!
solitaire!!
u've been tagged ;)!
@Sol: **Rob a lindt store**... sparkle in my eyes! sounds like a plan...am all xcited..Darn!now u made me crave for lindt :|
BTW..if i get to eat the choc n make headline news..im not sure i'd even consider that a mistake!
stop pulling my leg re!! :P
yeh dialog kahan se mara tune! :D
hmm
i was a lofar guy
jo raat mein talli marta ho..
ha ha ha ...your reply comments itself shows whether you were "short and sweet"...and the least crazy.......ha ha ha...
i will be short and sweet in my next comments dear :)...
the whole world is crazy...
yeah, reincarnation could have been a funny stuff...but then i had a different look at the word reincarnation...
short & sweet comment to your question on reincarnation
"i am immortal, i only change bodies, i never mistake but mistakes happen due to others"
@ Phantom,
Laughing gas?
the answers should b pure fictional??? aaaah, they will b fictional b'coz if i remember abt my last birth, things will b different.
anyways, in my last birth, i'm the luckiest guy and the biggest mistake i did is to under-estimate my luckiness. so, in this birth, am born as the most unluckiest guy... :(
they did during my engg days.. :((
A LOT!
yep my prince charming has arrived! :) i guess he was the one in my last birth too.
Hah just try.
In college I ended up 'ragging' the senior who tried to rag me.
I didn't really 'rag' hime, but rather dodged his and his gang's ragging well.
So whenever he met me in the bus after that, he used to join his hands in a 'Pls spare me' gesture!
Nah, I always hated to be a scientist!!
laughing gas...how and where? ha ha ha ha ha .....buuurrrppp...
"last birth i was a mosquito,
by mistake i bit a human,
the human gave me a curse to be human in this birth,
and that is a mosquito now"
like the famous dialogue of nana patekar
"ek macchhar saalaa,
sab macchhar ko malaria dengue dhe dhetaa hai"
Miane kaha ki kutte jaisi hai ....
kutta hoon..yeh thode na kaha :O
who else?
No it wasn't! x-(
:D
I guess I was a book, and the biggest mistake I did...probably friendship with a match box :)
I was the humanoid robot that helped Lord Vader...but then biggest mistake...I died by shortcircuiting myself with a toaster.. :P
@ sol...
m in 'Airaaf'
i dunno who the hell told God I was getting better... huh!
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