Inspired by Dr. Pri and Stupidosaur, I bring forth a proposition to make a sweet story with short sentences. Here are the rules.
1) Each person can add only FOUR WORDS at one time.
2) You cannot post two consecutive comments.
3) Keep the story flowing. Begin where the person before you ended.
4) Make sure to add the correct punctuation if you are completing someone else's sentence.
5) Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment.
6) Any derogatory remarks/inappropriate statements will be promptly removed and will be replaced with my choice of words.
The final story will be published in WARM FUZZIES when an appropriate ending appears to emerge!
Remember, keep it short and sweet! Let's have some fun!
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Thanks HEMU and DEEPTI!
286 comments:
1 – 200 of 286 Newer› Newest»Once upon a time
there was a Shrek [oooopppsss..Shrink. LOL!]
@ CG
[Wait till Ankur reads this]
Who ate Raw Vegetables
and farted rainbow colors
(Only 4 words? I think u shud name this post as FOUR PLAY)
and had four wives
His first wife was
[Brilliant idea Tuhin!]
fond of his neighbor (haha!)
but loved the neighbor's pet 'RAT'
RAT's a dark stallion
@ I am
[stick to four words please]
What Shrek didn't know
was that he himself
was a horse that
didn't have a tail.
since they failed
[This is fun. Please keep it nonsensically meaningful (or meaningfully nonsensical). And stick to the rules, please - 4 words]
@ I am
[Who failed?]
Shrek's second wife was
Don't publish :) yah this is fun.. the
RATS failed ...
didn't realize when the horse came in between It should have been then
"Since it fell"
[Haha! This is definitely fun :P]
[continuation of Shrek's second wife was]
named princeOGREss Fiona.
(forgot to add the period the first time0
i am totally confused..
urs..hemu..
@ Hemu
[Please put comments not to be used in the story in brackets. What are you confused about?]
Continuation from CG.
She was jealous of
[Hey guys
PLEASE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS and please put in brackets all your comments that you don't want included in the story.]
[cont. from Sol]
Shrek's third wife, CindOGRElla.
Cindogrella not only resembled
Shrek's big bread basket
,she made fun of
Shrek's fourth wife Goldiogrella
who was a frogness
for the bread basket
and had crush for
[cont. of I am's 'who was a frogness]
that lusted for Fiona.
[this is fun girls lets do this everynight or atleast once a week]
[ughhhhh everyone is typing at the same time it seems....Sneha, please start a new sentence]
[now that confuses me a lot...they r commenting and delting :(...]
@ I am
[yes i agree, this is awesome!]
(Haha! People are too cooperative! I am deleting my comments to make it more sensible, but they r deleting theirs too! Parallel posts and parallel deletes!!)
Shrek's fourth wife Goldiogrella
Who was a frogness
lusted for Fiona
[hemanth, i have been deleting my comments, because as soon as i publish my comment, i realize that someone else published theirs first, and that breaks the story. So I delete my comment if I realize that it is not flowing with the previous person's 4 words. Sorry for confusing you]
However, Fiona was heartless
[this is hilarious!!]
to the fact that
she had no heart.
The frogness only wanted
to be with shrek
But Cindogrella wanted otherwise.
[1. No name
2. Fiona
3. Cindogrella
4. Frogness]
mating no dating
Cindogrella decided to kiss
@Solitaire
[HUH?]
Frogness
[i am lost :( ]
[cont. from Cindogrella decided to kiss]
Shrek one last time
when Shrek screamed 'Nahiiiiiiiiiii'
,which made Cindogrella realize
@ CG
[That was for my reference..those names]
that Shrek was more
@Sol
[Oh ok. You forgot Goldiogrella]
in love with Goldiogrella.
@ Ghost,
[Read the rules and start reading the four word sentences outside of brackets..they all form a story..and join the bandwagon!]
than a 10feet ogre
[damn i lost the flow....its going too fast. ill join later... :p]
@ Ghost
[Did you mean THEN a 10 feet ogre]
Continued from
Then a 10 feet ogre
Arrived at the scene
and claimed his love
than just ugly.
This made Pagli upset.
[ok..how does 'than just ugly' flow with 'and claimed his love]?
(Solitaire, you have opened a can of worms! Good luck! Eager to see what becomes of it!)
The ogre's wife Pagli
who was the first
one to kiss a
@ Tuhin
[Are you running away from the situation AGAIN?]
rat next door.
When Shrek saw Pagli
he went berserk!!
Pagli looked very horse-like
[I guess we are the only ones playing Sol]
which made Shrek laugh
and that is when
PAgli started neighing loudly
little prince charming arrived!
with a bunch of
cheese garlic bread sticks
Then Shrek starts to
[men, i can t wait to see the story on ur blog, good luck for that ;D]
think about the music
THAT BLOWS EVERYONES MIND...
(harshsalot.blogspot.com)
but only heard howling
of someone called Himesh
@ SMM,
[hahahhahaah!]
That's when Shrek realized
Fiona is best east or west
[opps it had 5 words, !! delete it if you guys want to]
and called up CNN-IBC
to announce
that he had tattooed "Fiona"
on his left cheek
and he was eating
while reading Solitaire's thesis
[He he he...this is going mad now..enjoy reading your story tomorrow morning :)]
which was pretty bulky
but made him think
[So much fun u all had until the wee hrs of the morning!..now my turn to contribute]
while reading solitaire's thesis
Which was quite bulky
and so fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Fiona tattooed a
@Sol & CG
P.S. hahaha....
i really didnt see it whole day and what I see now... my name appearing on the top!!
hehehe
U gals made my day!!! ;)
:D
@Sol
P.S. It will take me time to read the whole to participate, so i will be some 150+ comments late i guess!! :P
special something for Shrek
which said in hebrew ..."Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?"
(muhahahaha...sneha u r a genius!)
but they had decided,
(this idea sure looks familiar....lol!!is this the 'anu malik' kinda inspiration u once urself hated??)
@ Pri,
[Its not Anu Malik-like if credit is given to the originator!]
@ ankur
[But you can read the rules and put your comments in brackets at least!]
@ Trinaa,
[Thanks!!! FOUR words only please. Otherwise its not a FOUR PLAY!!]
When Shrek saw this
@Sol
P.S. I never did anything against the rules, i never posted a comment.... Its a P.S.
Hope u realize now!! :P
Or m i expected to put spaces in brackets!!! hehe
and plzzz kissi aur ka gussa mere par nahi!! :D
@ Ankur,
[The rules say
"Messages not intended for the story should be placed in brackets in the comment"
PS or not...brackets mein patak do!]
[Vaise kisi aur ka gussa toh hai hi nahi..gussa hi nahi hai! I know kaun kitne paani mein hai!]
@Sol
[P.S. is never a message re!! :D
** I know kaun kitne paani mein hai!
Now ye kahan se aaya!! lolzz
i never intended anything of this sort... so even by mistake... Sorry!! :) ]
@ Ankur
[Haha! I knew you would find it funny :)]
[**kaun kitne paani mein hai** What does that mean? I know the literal meaning, but what does it mean when you say that to someone?]
[cont from 'When Shrek saw this]
he thought of Cindogrella
@CG
[heheh.... it really made me laugh so so much!! :D
thanks! :)
and "kaun kitne pani mai hai" is a satire!!! ]
[@ankur
yeah, i figured it was a satire. But what does it MEAN?]
@sol n CG
[Whats the "this" in "when shrek saw this" ]
who played mind games
with all her admirers!!! [contd...]
@CG
[its very difficult to express it, but will give it a try!!
She wanna say that she knows the truth abt everyone, who is what and what they are tryin to show kinds...
means she knows everyone inside out types!!! ]
@Sol
[and i know it all started with me on the short n sweet version!!!
Do you want me to kneel down and say sorry to u now!! :D
]
[@ankur
Hmm. Thanks.]
@ Pavi,
[I think it is the tattoo?]
And then Shrek farted
all the rainbow colors
and bad odor in air
[ the story is rewinding]
and made butterflies
RAT ran out to
kiss the butterfly
Shrek figured that unless
he stopped farting loudly
[Heck, I cant read so many comments. Sol I think someone should collect the 'Story so far..' ever 50 comments or so. Might put things in perspective, or rather out of perspective, considering how things are progressing ;)]
@ Stupid,
[Good idea. Will that someone be you?]
and creating ripples in
the air, RAT would
wait till Donkey showed
Meanwhile, all the four
wives and Shrek
planned to throw a party
[why does everyone keep forgetting that its FOUR words only!!?]
and a farting competition
and make some money!
[@CG sorry abt the 5 words.I saw the 3 words comment above mine and thought 5 wouldn't hurt.Anywez deleted it]
[No worries Pavi. You weren't the only one.]
at far away castle.
(It took me so long to read it and I'm still lost, but had to contribute babes - what if the story appeared on a broadsheet someday! :))
(gosh I got late w/ the comment after the party)
reached using fart jetpacks
[@still thinking
...and make some money at the far away castle... makes sense without the !]
[at far away castle reached using fart jetpacks and the menu read]
[somebody please make some sense out of this before continuing]
that he is dieing
(oh it was the '!'. U r right CG - I can delete my comment)
@CG trying to make sense:
[Meanwhile, all the four wives and Shrek planned to throw a party and a farting competition
and make some money!
at far away castle.
reached using fart jetpacks.
With little alteration of punctuations:
Meanwhile, all the four wives and Shrek planned to throw a party and a farting competition
and make some money at far away castle reached using fart jetpacks!
So Shrek and family want to organise make some money through a farting competition (maybe the 'farticipants' are charged entry fees). They want to organise it at a castle which is only accessible by way of flying there using fart jetpacks. So the criteria to qualify (elimination round) for the contest is whether the participant can reach the venue successfully of not)
I guess since earlier we overlooked when some ppl missed punxctuations, now we can overlook some extra punctuations]
[hehe my earlier comment had opening [ but not closing ] so this one has the closing one to continue and end the previous]
a beautiful doctor appears
@ Soham,
[!!!!]
[Can someone tell me what the last two meaningful sentences are so that we can continue..]
With a smelly stethoscope
for pre-fart-flight farticipants checkup
But Fiona got upset
that her medical skills
(lol! sorry, I cudn't help it - farticipants! :D)
couldn't decipher the odour
because it was mixed
[@Solitaire
I commented back on your 'Monday' post. Please clarify if u get a chance. BTW, did u see my response to the NY comment in the 'hurricane' post? :P ]
with emotions and trauma...
(hows tat possible..hehehehe)
which caused hunger pangs
and all she wanted
In Dr.Clinton's Life!
[wait..was that two consecutive comments?!]
is some durian shake
and chicken tikka masala
Shrek got upset because
[Everyone sems to be upset - Pagli, Fiona, Shrek. I am upset too. Is it going somewhere yet?]
he couldn't eat any
coz durians have thorns?
But a ferrari car
@ Tuhin,
[If you stopped complaining and started contributing, it might!]
carrying Pagli and the
Sajan Aamir of Pagli
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